snail girl

Zhen Luo, who was a little bit dark naturally, didn't want to do the thing of sowing discord.She just managed to get hold of the white crucian carp, and couldn't help but shudder.

Then, once again, she was hated by the white crucian carp who had disliked her for a long time.

However, due to Zhen Luo's dishonesty, in the past two or three hundred years, the accounts kept by the white crucian carp for her could not be finished in three big books.

In the early years of the white crucian carp, it's not that he didn't think about taking this stupid snail route and asking her to help say something nice to the red carp. After all, since the stupid snail fell into the Bishui River, it grew up behind the red carp.It's just that this stupid snail is really stupid and dishonest, because the red carp doesn't dare to help her, but this stupid snail knows the relationship between her and the red carp, and still keeps messing with the red carp. He hugged her daughter-in-law and touched her waist at every turn, and even dared to kiss her daughter-in-law's face.

For a while, she thought that this stupid snail wanted to get involved with her and the red carp.

In less than a cup of tea, the stupid snail Zhen Luo, who was No. 1 in the hatred list for the white crucian carp, once again did something that the white crucian carp didn't like.

"Sister Red Carp." Zhen Luo threw herself into Hong Carp's arms, buried her head in Red Carp's big chest and dawdled twice.

"What's the matter? I'm being bullied again." Hong Li asked Zhen Luo's head uncomfortably. Sometimes, he would ask her for a hug like this.

It must be because the two have been separated for too long.

Therefore, she is not used to it.

Seeing that Zhen Luo was about to get married, the white crucian carp was still so lustful, and dared to eat her daughter-in-law's tofu blatantly, so angry that if she turned into a crucian carp prototype, her body would definitely be able to blow up balloons at this time, she rudely grabbed Zhen Luo's collar pulled her out of the red carp's arms.

"Sister, Sister Bai crucian carp bullied me." Zhen Luo, who was a little bit strangled, said aggrievedly.

"We don't care about her." The red carp cast a guilty glance at the white crucian carp and led Zhen Luo to find a clean place. The two of them sat on the floor, and Zhen Luo rested her head on the red carp's shoulder desperately.

There was a sound of grinding teeth next to him, and he didn't need to think about it, he knew who it was, and the two monsters ignored it tacitly.

"Tell me, why did you come to see me?" Red Carp asked, patting Zhen Luo lightly.

"It's a big deal, Sister Red Carp, do you know that An An turned out to be a woman like us. I have always regarded An An as a man before. I wanted to touch her stick today but I didn't. Only then did I know that Shen An was the same as us. There is no long stick, not a man. Sister Hongli, my wife is unqualified and doesn't care about An An." Zhen Luo shared the bed with her for nearly two months and didn't realize that Shen An was a woman. He told Red Carp one by one about everything, and at the end, the snail, who had finished his reflection, revealed that he wanted to ask Red Carp how to drill holes between women.

This made the red carp and the white crucian carp all have black lines on their heads.

The snail shells are full of soft meat and no brains, so they are so fickle.

"You are quite unqualified. Earlier, Pearl and I thought you could tell the difference between men and women, so we didn't tell you. Every time you came back, Brother An Anshen yelled, and we thought it was a love affair between you two. .” Red Carp first disregarded the suspicion that he wanted to see a joke without reporting it.

Zhen Luo was stabbed in the heart.

She used to think that she could tell the difference between men and women.

Not sure now.

Zhen Luo looked at the white crucian carp, and the white crucian carp felt uncomfortable under her gaze, "Don't look at me so stupidly."

"Oh, Sister White Crucian Carp, you're not a man, are you?" Zhen Luo asked uncertainly.

The white crucian carp was really annoyed by Zhen Luo, "My old lady is not like a woman anymore, don't think that because you are stupid, others are as stupid as you."

Seeing that the white carp was angry, Zhen Luo immediately hid behind the red carp cowardly.

The red carp is indeed not afraid of the white crucian carp. At the beginning, it laughed, "You look like a woman, at most you are a man. Don't be afraid of her, little snail."

The white crucian carp was furious, and sure enough, every time it encountered this stupid snail, nothing good would happen.

The matter of gender recognition is not as important as the matter in the room, and Zhen Luo inquired about the drilling again.She carefully studied the fire-avoiding map given to her by the red carp, and she studied it thoroughly. She never thought that in the end, it was a useless effort.

Because Sister Red Carp is narrow-minded, the fire avoidance plan given to her is between men and women, not women and men.

Didn't she already know An An's identity, why did she still play tricks on her?

Zhen Luo looked at Hongli resentfully, and Hongli felt that her stupid look was an eyesore.

Why teasing her, if there must be an explanation, isn't it just for fun.The red carp doesn't feel guilty, whoever made the snail spirit so stupid has been in the world for two months, and it turned out that he couldn't even distinguish between men and women.

This is her own problem.

She hasn't blamed the snail for losing her man yet.

Must not let outsiders know that this stupid snail was raised by her.

The red carp glanced at the white crucian carp with murderous intent. It is necessary to deal with this crucian carp spirit first, so that she dare not speak casually outside.

Under the sharp gaze of the red carp, the white crucian carp felt a chill run down its spine.

The white crucian carp felt that he needed to say something at this time, to distract the conversation between the red carp and Zhen Luo, so that the red carp should not think about how to kill her.

"It's a good thing for you that Shen An is a woman. Women cannot conceive and have children together. When a banshee is pregnant, her control over herself as a monster is the weakest, and it is the easiest time to reveal her identity in front of humans. Jin Jiang The tabloids recorded the true story of a vixen more than 200 years ago. The vixen was attracted by the heroic demeanor of a hunter while hunting, and found a way to marry that hunter as his wife. At first, the two men and women were weaving the zither and singing. It's just that the vixen got pregnant soon, and during pregnancy, she accidentally exposed her tail and was seen by her husband. On the surface, her husband said that he didn't care whether she was a human or a demon, but it was just to temporarily stabilize the vixen. , Secretly invited a big monk to take the vixen away, the poor vixen was already in the eighth month of pregnancy at that time." The white crucian carp said coolly.

"Hey, there is such a thing." Zhen Luo said in surprise, "That vixen is really pitiful. The vixen transforms into a beauty, and the Orion is willing to give away such a beautiful beauty. This person, who was so affectionate just a moment ago, How could you be so ruthless at the next moment?"

"Stop your nympho, don't get overwhelmed as soon as you hear that there is no one else, monsters have different ways, and it's normal for people to be afraid of monsters." Red Carp said.

"Mortal people are fragile and afraid of unknown power." Bai crucian carp said.

"No wonder my sister keeps telling me about the dangers in the world. I haven't taken it seriously all this time, wasting my sister's painstaking efforts." Zhen Luo finished speaking apologetically, and then arched into the red carp's arms.

"It's also that vixen who has little knowledge and hasn't seen many men. It's not good for such a good-looking son to sleep with him casually. He just fell in love with a hunter who has no skills. He wants him to run the house, and he wants to give him children. "The red carp said proudly.

Zhen Luo was dumbfounded, Sister Red Carp is really a hero among women, she is really amazing when she just sleeps or whatever.

"Ahem, A Luo, although you are different from that fox, you must hide your identity. Don't try to test Shen An's feelings for you at any time. The human mind is the most unpredictable. The pain of betrayal by the person next to your pillow, my sister doesn't want you to try it once."

"Red carp, I had a reason in the first place." The white crucian carp said in a hurried and authentic voice.

The red carp ignored the white crucian carp's explanation, turned around with its arms around Zhen Luo, and continued to whisper to the white crucian carp with its back turned.

"Sister, I really want to know the reason why Sister White Carp did that." Zhen Luo looked at Red Carp expectantly, "Why don't we listen to what she has to say."

"Children's family, don't ask too much about adults' affairs." Hong Li said angrily, how could she let Zhen Luo know about such a private matter.

"That sister's world is so scary, why didn't you stop me from going there?"

"Did I stop it?" Red Carp asked back.

Zhen Luo touched her nose. When she really wanted to do something, the red carp really couldn't stop her.

"A Luo, this is also your destiny." Hong Li didn't have any special feelings about the tenth marriage, maybe this life will be the tenth, and simply regarded Shen An as Zhen Luo's love robbery.

"Yeah." Zhen Luo nodded obediently, and listened carefully to what Red Carp taught her.

At critical moments, her red carp sister is always the most reliable person.

"Sister." The two talked for a long time, Zhen Luo's cheeks were flushed, and he hesitated, "How the hell are you going to drill the hole with the girl?"