Cheng Yu successfully recruited a group of "snobbish" fans who "see money" through Feng Fan's capital suppression. When the voting channel for the Sunnyboys Finals was closed at night, with the advantage of more than 2500 million votes, he successfully won Absolute dark horse appearance got the ticket to the finals.
Cheng Yu finished sorting out Feng Fan's information before turning on his phone. Looking at his voting interface, he couldn't help but sigh, "These netizens are really real now, and they worship money too much. Back then they laughed at me online, but seeing me is really rich." The second generation started voting for me, is this fan of me or my dad?"
Feng Fan glanced at him lightly, "First, you are not really a rich second generation, and second, what they like is not your status as a rich second generation, but the story of your Cinderella becoming a princess who has crossed classes. Internet In this era, people’s threshold for responding to stimuli is getting higher and higher. Only by enlarging the gap can traffic be brought in. When you are skinned from a rich second generation to a canary one day, the same gap will cause the same intensity of traffic. At the same time, the same group of people who fell in love with you today will scold you until the time comes."
Cheng Yu looked at Feng Fan with a look of admiration, "Wow, brother, how can you speak clearly and logically about everything? No wonder Feng Quan was fired into the top class."
Feng Fan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Feng Quan's top talent is not just speculation. This method is fine occasionally, but too many times will have the opposite effect. I can send you to the finals once in a while, but I can't Whether or not you can win the championship still depends on your own strength. Feng Quan's ability to become a top player is due to many reasons. If you want to go on in the entertainment industry for a long time, it is far from enough to rely on hype alone. "
Cheng Yu's lost puppy looked at Feng Fan, "Brother, when can you treat me as well as Feng Quan?"
Feng Fan glanced at him, and snorted, "We've consumed Xi Weiyang's one-year cooperation endorsement all at once, and all the resources are given to you, isn't it good enough for you? You bastard's appetite is getting bigger and bigger, you go to the market Look online, there are very few good donors like me."
Cheng Yu looked at him full of jealousy, "Isn't that what you prepared for Feng Quan? You gave it to me now that Feng Quan doesn't need it?" After speaking, he pouted his mouth and waited for comfort.
Feng Fan flipped through a page of the document in his hand, calmly, "Since you don't want it so much, then quit! Tomorrow I will arrange for them to make a new official announcement to say that they made a mistake yesterday, and the plummeting traffic is for you."
Cheng Yu leaned over and pinched Feng Fan's ear, "Are you willing? Are you willing? Are you willing? Are you willing to hurt your puppy like that?"
Feng Fan couldn't help laughing, and avoided his hand, "Isn't it what you don't want?"
Cheng Yu gave him a sad look, "So, if Feng Quan and I fall into the water, you will definitely save him, right?"
Feng Fan raised his eyebrows, "Both of you fell into the water? Is there such a good thing? That's great, then I guess I will stand on the shore and applaud."
Cheng Yu: "..."
What kind of rubbish funder is this.
Feng Fan readjusted his sitting posture, opened the file again, and said lightly, "As a star canary who lives under the high-exposure spotlight every day, I think you should think about how to strengthen your identity instead of thinking about these useless things. Career, one day your personality will be stripped, how can you face the tide of spittle stars, traffic can make you or destroy you, if you have not gained a firm foothold in the entertainment circle by then, what should you do?"
Cheng Yu said confidently, "I don't care, you have to save me anyway, no matter if I fall into the sea or into the spit, you have to come out! You are Party A, and you are obliged to protect Party B's life, have you forgotten the contract? It's written in black and white, you big pig's hooves, don't try to renege on your debt."
Feng Fan was taken aback, then turned to look at him, "Is there another one?"
Cheng Yu: "Of course!"
Feng Fan frowned: "Help me see when the contract expires, isn't it coming soon?"
Cheng Yu gasped angrily, turned over unconvinced, snatched Feng Fan's documents and held him on the bed, and said fiercely, "Expired? You must renew the contract when it expires! If you don't renew the contract, it's considered abandoned! Yes unethical!"
Feng Fan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "You want to renew the contract with your shameless and rude face?"
The stinky and shameless little wolf dog kept his hands down and leaned forward, rubbed his red mouth up to gently lick Feng Fan's lips, kissed him tenderly, and said in a sticky and pitiful voice, "Brother, Is it okay to be so gentle? The puppy wants to renew his contract when it expires..."
Feng Fan's cheeks were slightly reddened,
The little wolf dog continued to gently kiss Feng Fan's already red ear, and blew hot air beside his ear, "I can perform better in order to renew the contract, better than yesterday, okay? Hmm..."
Feng Fan's cheeks were burning, who can refuse such a white and tender little wolf dog to talk to you like this?
Feng Fan cleared his throat, "I'll talk about whether to renew the contract later, and pay today's ration first!"
Abandoned the little wolf dog who made great efforts to seduce the gold master to renew the contract:? ? ?
Brother, your wishful thinking is too good.
But looking down at his own situation, he took off his pants, forget it, he can't make himself suffer, and he will take advantage of it first.
"Fuck you big pig's hoof!"
……
The Sunnyboys finale is on the third day after voting closes,
The day of the match was a live broadcast, and the event was unprecedented. Cheng Yu was woken up by Miss Jun's call at six o'clock in the morning to go to the TV rehearsal. Cheng Yu woke up in a daze. Feng Fan woke up, "Brother, remember to watch my finals."
Feng Fan turned over and went back to sleep, Cheng Yu got up on tiptoe, went to wash his face and brushed his teeth, went back to the bedroom and went to Feng Fan's side, and kissed him good morning, "Brother, remember to look at me Finals."
Feng Fan opened his eyes and looked at his watch. It was not even 06:30, so he yawned and ignored him, turned over and closed his eyes.
Cheng Yu turned around and went into the fitting room, changed his clothes, came out and looked at Feng Fan on the bed, feeling uneasy, leaned over and shook Feng Fan's shoulder, forced Feng Fan to wake up, and brainwashed Feng Fan's ears Shide said, "Brother, remember to watch my finals."
Early in the morning, Feng Fan, who had been yelled at his ears like a Tang monk several times, finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up the pillow with his backhand and beat him out of the bedroom.
The little wolf dog still didn't give up, and slapped the door like a rambunctious dog and shouted, "Remember it's eight o'clock in the evening, Pineapple TV! Brother, you must watch it!"
"Get out!" Feng Fan roared angrily.
Feng Fan fell back on the bed, closed his eyes, "Who would watch something that insults IQ?"
In fact, there are quite a few people who like to have their IQ insulted. At 11:[-] p.m., the Sunnyboys No. [-] season draft will be broadcast as scheduled, and it will be broadcast live on both Internet and TV. The response is unprecedented and the ratings are high.
Sunnyboys is an annual star talent show held by Xinghui Entertainment. There are many fans in each season. Originally, this season was not so good because of Feng Quan's withdrawal, but because of Cheng Yu, who was more funny than the second generation of rich people a few days ago The show operation, the traffic soared, and this year's finals tonight became extremely interesting again.
WY entertainment company headquarters, the staff are all ready to go, the whole floor exudes a murderous atmosphere,
President Xi roared again from the office: "Why don't you fucking die, I don't need you! What kind of onion are you?"
Mr. Xi has recently become very scary because of a broken relationship, and the entire company building trembled for three seconds.
Mr. Xi, who is famous outside, has been in countless relationships. Last month, all the employees on the whole floor of the whole floor knew about it, and then went on a date with great fanfare, and it was like this when he came back.
Mr. Xi seems to be broken in love.
In order to alleviate the boss's anxiety about falling in love, the assistant specially sent the photos of the beautiful young ladies who had newly delivered to the company to Mr. Xi's office, saying that the best way to solve the broken relationship is to start another relationship. As a result, Mr. Xi turned his face on the spot, and the photos He was thrown out, the assistant was scolded and sent to the lounge to make coffee for everyone every day.
Only then did everyone see the horror of a lovelorn man.
In today's Cheng Yu finals, Mr. Xi gave Cheng Yu all the top endorsements of the company. Everyone can see that the company is going to praise him. This championship must be won. No one dares to win the final night today. Slack, staring at the computer in front of him, always staring wide-eyed and commanding the navy under him, controlling comments and voting.
AG International President Office,
Li Chen put down his cell phone with a dark face, and recuperated at home, his face was healed from the injuries Xi Weiyang pulled out, he just came to work today just for tonight's finals.
Cheng Yu is an artist of WY, and votes must be required for today's finals. He frantically called and said that he had a group of people under his command who could be used. As a result, he was scolded just like all the wife-chasing behaviors these days.
The secretary knocked on the door and came in, rubbing his hands excitedly, "Mr. Li, our people are already online. After the team building last time, everyone responded very well to this event and felt very relieved. No one in this event Please leave, now the office is full of vitality, and the fire has already been fired. The firepower is aimed at Cheng Yu, and the first round of firepower suppression has been launched! I also bought 200 million sailors according to your instructions. I must not let the young master succeed today. "
Li Chen got angry for no reason, and slapped the table, "Who told you to start the fire? Hold back the fire for me! Change all of them to rainbow farts! Whoever can't blow three thousand words tonight, don't go home !"
The secretary shivered, "Cheng Dong changed his mind?"
Li Chen raised his eyes and gave a fierce look, the secretary shuddered, and hurried out before waiting for an answer, announcing Li Chen's new decision.
There was a burst of wailing in the office, the show started at eight o'clock and ended at ten o'clock, two hours and three thousand words of rainbow fart, Mr. Li, aren't you dying?Might as well work overtime!
Li Chen glared at the door, turned on the computer and logged on the Weibo of the familiar little fairy with a dark face. After searching for a long time in the fan square, he was about to use hacking techniques to check the ID, but he saw a person who looked like him at a glance. , so angrily typed a line,
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Sweet Cake is so handsome, Cake is so powerful!Sweetie's voice is so nice!Little sweet cake, come on, come on, come on duck! ! 】
Xi Weiyang, who was on the opposite side of the computer, had just entered a message in support of Cheng Yu when he saw a reply pop up in the system window.
When Xi Weiyang saw the name, he gritted his teeth immediately, this bastard lingered, he could find it even if he changed his account, these days he was bombarded with information crazily. Xi Weiyang couldn't figure out what kind of tone and expression he, a 1.8-meter-eight man, typed these words.
Xi Weiyang gritted his teeth, dragged the keyboard,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Grass mud horse!You have gone out of the country and you are mentally abnormal!nausea!roll!I annoy you the most! 】
Li Chen thought he would not get a reply, and was about to bombard him repeatedly on Weibo. At this time, he adjusted his shoulders and neck, looked at the vicious words on the other side, and sighed helplessly. What can we do?Just kidding, who made me cheap? I have liked this one for 30 years.
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Then I can change what you like, I'm serious. 】
Two seconds later, the prompt sounded,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [I just like you to stay away from me! ! ! 】
Li Chen narrowed his eyes,
Yang Yang's little fairy: 【Aren't the United States not too far away? Isn't 15 years too far away?I think since we like each other, why don't we try together? 】
Xi Weiyang on the opposite side became angry when he saw the 15 years and the United States, his face was black and crackling,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Try you big-headed turtle son!A crazy bastard like you with a very different style is only worthy of trying with an old and ugly tortoise son and grandson! ! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [You and the grandson of the turtle don't even look down on you, you stupid idiot. ! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [The wild dog has to say something immediately after eating it, this bastard really stinks!stench! 】
……
Li Chen pinched the bridge of his nose when he saw the insults being hurled at him one after another. He had tried all kinds of methods these days, delivering meals to his door, sending flowers to his door, coaxing him in different ways every day, but he was like a The stubborn stone remained unmoved, but every day with a smiling face, Li Chen felt aggrieved. At this time, he was also a little angry at being scolded by him again, and typed a line,
Yang Yang's little fairy: 【You scold me!Feel free to scold!As long as you can calm down, isn't it because you scold me so confidently that I have liked you for so many years? 】
Xi Weiyang, who was swearing passionately online, stopped suddenly. Looking at the line, his anger reached the peak these days, and his eyes were red. He picked up the phone and called, and sprayed on the phone: "Li Chen, you bastard, why do you say you like it! You have been fucking tainted by this word, you are not worthy of it! You are a fucking scum! Bastard!"
Li Chen was also a little annoyed when he was scolded, "I'm going to say, I just liked you for 15 years!"
Xi Weiyang became even more angry, "You like me? You like me ass, you like me, you will disappear the next day after I confess? You said you went to the United States, you have never been to the United States, have you? Go to the United States? Go to an alien planet, if you fucking want to contact me, you won’t be able to contact me?”
Li Chen tried to explain again, "I told you, I lost my phone! I can't remember your number."
Xi Weiyang slapped the table angrily, "Your fucking brain is full of shit? Your brain is broken and your leg is broken? You can't come back even once? Even if your leg is broken, you can't even say a damn sentence Not coming?"
Li Chen was pushed to the extreme by his aggressive tone, and finally yelled out the words that he had been holding back these days, "What are you doing back here? Come back to see you dating? I just came to the United States for a month, and I didn't even learn to leave my mother in the United States alone." I came back in a bumpy way, but what did I see? I saw you and the school girl holding hands and pressing down the road! I saw you push her against the wall and kiss her aggressively! Why the hell are you so confident in accusing me? Me! Who the hell was playing with whom?"
Xi Weiyang paused and fell silent.
Li Chen said what was in his heart. Once he opened his mouth, he couldn't hold it back. He simply pulled out the words that were pent up in his heart, "One month, it really is you, Young Master Xi! You kept saying that you had a crush on me for a semester, but in the end Fucking kissed the school belle in a month! I have a psychological shadow! You Xi Weiyang is amazing, the playboy teases people casually, and leaves after teasing. In 15 years, you talked for two hundred in 15 years Zero and three girlfriends! After I returned to China, I waited for you for a vacant window for five fucking years!!! My mother’s brain really went into the shit, otherwise why would I have to find someone to like you? You scolded with confidence I have been so many days, why do you Xi Weiyang? Is it because of your means to indulge in love? Isn’t it because of my love for you for so many years? "
The more Li Chen spoke, the more angry he became, the more he spoke, the more wronged he was, he had already confided his heart without realizing it, and finally shouted with a choked voice, "Because of you, I have never even been in a relationship, and I am still a virgin at 30 years old! "
As soon as Li Chen finished speaking, the secretary pushed the door open in a hurry and came in. The phone call from Director Cheng said he couldn't get through to Mr. Li, and it turned out...
The word "virgin" echoed in the air.
The secretary hurried out and hypnotized herself silently: I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything... Mr. Li is not a virgin... Mr. Li is not a virgin...
Li Chen, whose emotions were interrupted by the secretary, suddenly came back to his senses, only then was he surprised that he had already confided his heart, as if the last hole card had been turned over between the two of them, there was no voice from the other side, his heart was empty, and he put his most vulnerable My heart is broken, I said so many hurtful things, I feel a little regretful, when it comes to this point, I feel that there is really nothing to talk about now, lost and desperate.
He slumped his shoulders, facing the air over there, "Forget it."
Xi Weiyang's eyes were reddened by Li Chen's self-analysis on the phone, but at this moment he heard him say forget it, and immediately roared, "Who says forget it! Don't forget it!"
Then there was a beep on the phone.
Xi Weiyang cursed a dirty word, and hurriedly rebroadcasted it, "Li Chen, you bastard, you fucking dare forget about it, I'll go over and kill you!!"
When Li Chen received the call, he still scolded him, but in his heart... he seemed to be a little bit excited, at least he was willing to entangle himself with him. Although he was scolded these few days, his life was more interesting than any other day in the past.
"Forget it, what can I do? Continue to be scolded by you?"
Xi Weiyang wiped his blurry eyes angrily, "Shouldn't you fucking scold you? I should scold you every day! You have to suffer! Are you a fucking man? You can see you Boyfriend is with other women, you don’t fucking go up to snatch it, you sneak back to me and disappear and hide alone? After hiding for 15 fucking years, come back and accuse me of having a girlfriend?”
"It's two hundred and three! Hmph, I don't know where such energy comes from!" Li Chen snorted angrily.
Xi Weiyang: "..."
Xi Weiyang continued to scold confidently, "What's wrong with two hundred and three? Engaged? Married? Didn't you fucking see that I had girlfriends? Did you see that I had a man? I was a fucking Deep closet!!! Anyone hurt by you has PTSD, even men dare not touch it!"
As soon as Xi Weiyang finished speaking, the assistant rushed in from the outside, ready to report the good news that Cheng Yu ranked first in the first round of the competition, so as to calm down the spirit of Mr. Xi who had been roaring just now, but in the end...
The word "deep cabinet" echoed in the air.
The assistant quickly closed the door, patted the beating heartbeat, hypnotized himself, I heard nothing, I heard nothing, Mr. Xi is not a deep cabinet, Mr. Xi is not a deep cabinet...
Xi Weiyang, who was interrupted by the assistant, was shocked to realize what he said, why did he tell him this?It's not that I have to ask him, he sighed, "Forget it, I can continue to pay 2, it's not that I have to."
Li Chen: "If you dare to forget about it, I will go over and kill you right now!"
Xi Weiyang scolded back, "What the hell do you have to kill me, you are still at fault for this matter from the beginning to the end!"
Li Chen said sincerely, "I'm sorry."
"Don't expect to be able to forgive you just because you are miserable! Dreaming!" Xi Weiyang hung up the phone with a click.
……
In Cheng Yu's fan square, two more fans became active after a while:
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Sweet Cake is so handsome, Cake is so cute!Sweetie's voice is so nice!Little sweet cake, come on, come on, come on duck! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Get out!If you fucking talk like that again, I will beat you to death! ! ! 】
Cheng Yu finished sorting out Feng Fan's information before turning on his phone. Looking at his voting interface, he couldn't help but sigh, "These netizens are really real now, and they worship money too much. Back then they laughed at me online, but seeing me is really rich." The second generation started voting for me, is this fan of me or my dad?"
Feng Fan glanced at him lightly, "First, you are not really a rich second generation, and second, what they like is not your status as a rich second generation, but the story of your Cinderella becoming a princess who has crossed classes. Internet In this era, people’s threshold for responding to stimuli is getting higher and higher. Only by enlarging the gap can traffic be brought in. When you are skinned from a rich second generation to a canary one day, the same gap will cause the same intensity of traffic. At the same time, the same group of people who fell in love with you today will scold you until the time comes."
Cheng Yu looked at Feng Fan with a look of admiration, "Wow, brother, how can you speak clearly and logically about everything? No wonder Feng Quan was fired into the top class."
Feng Fan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Feng Quan's top talent is not just speculation. This method is fine occasionally, but too many times will have the opposite effect. I can send you to the finals once in a while, but I can't Whether or not you can win the championship still depends on your own strength. Feng Quan's ability to become a top player is due to many reasons. If you want to go on in the entertainment industry for a long time, it is far from enough to rely on hype alone. "
Cheng Yu's lost puppy looked at Feng Fan, "Brother, when can you treat me as well as Feng Quan?"
Feng Fan glanced at him, and snorted, "We've consumed Xi Weiyang's one-year cooperation endorsement all at once, and all the resources are given to you, isn't it good enough for you? You bastard's appetite is getting bigger and bigger, you go to the market Look online, there are very few good donors like me."
Cheng Yu looked at him full of jealousy, "Isn't that what you prepared for Feng Quan? You gave it to me now that Feng Quan doesn't need it?" After speaking, he pouted his mouth and waited for comfort.
Feng Fan flipped through a page of the document in his hand, calmly, "Since you don't want it so much, then quit! Tomorrow I will arrange for them to make a new official announcement to say that they made a mistake yesterday, and the plummeting traffic is for you."
Cheng Yu leaned over and pinched Feng Fan's ear, "Are you willing? Are you willing? Are you willing? Are you willing to hurt your puppy like that?"
Feng Fan couldn't help laughing, and avoided his hand, "Isn't it what you don't want?"
Cheng Yu gave him a sad look, "So, if Feng Quan and I fall into the water, you will definitely save him, right?"
Feng Fan raised his eyebrows, "Both of you fell into the water? Is there such a good thing? That's great, then I guess I will stand on the shore and applaud."
Cheng Yu: "..."
What kind of rubbish funder is this.
Feng Fan readjusted his sitting posture, opened the file again, and said lightly, "As a star canary who lives under the high-exposure spotlight every day, I think you should think about how to strengthen your identity instead of thinking about these useless things. Career, one day your personality will be stripped, how can you face the tide of spittle stars, traffic can make you or destroy you, if you have not gained a firm foothold in the entertainment circle by then, what should you do?"
Cheng Yu said confidently, "I don't care, you have to save me anyway, no matter if I fall into the sea or into the spit, you have to come out! You are Party A, and you are obliged to protect Party B's life, have you forgotten the contract? It's written in black and white, you big pig's hooves, don't try to renege on your debt."
Feng Fan was taken aback, then turned to look at him, "Is there another one?"
Cheng Yu: "Of course!"
Feng Fan frowned: "Help me see when the contract expires, isn't it coming soon?"
Cheng Yu gasped angrily, turned over unconvinced, snatched Feng Fan's documents and held him on the bed, and said fiercely, "Expired? You must renew the contract when it expires! If you don't renew the contract, it's considered abandoned! Yes unethical!"
Feng Fan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "You want to renew the contract with your shameless and rude face?"
The stinky and shameless little wolf dog kept his hands down and leaned forward, rubbed his red mouth up to gently lick Feng Fan's lips, kissed him tenderly, and said in a sticky and pitiful voice, "Brother, Is it okay to be so gentle? The puppy wants to renew his contract when it expires..."
Feng Fan's cheeks were slightly reddened,
The little wolf dog continued to gently kiss Feng Fan's already red ear, and blew hot air beside his ear, "I can perform better in order to renew the contract, better than yesterday, okay? Hmm..."
Feng Fan's cheeks were burning, who can refuse such a white and tender little wolf dog to talk to you like this?
Feng Fan cleared his throat, "I'll talk about whether to renew the contract later, and pay today's ration first!"
Abandoned the little wolf dog who made great efforts to seduce the gold master to renew the contract:? ? ?
Brother, your wishful thinking is too good.
But looking down at his own situation, he took off his pants, forget it, he can't make himself suffer, and he will take advantage of it first.
"Fuck you big pig's hoof!"
……
The Sunnyboys finale is on the third day after voting closes,
The day of the match was a live broadcast, and the event was unprecedented. Cheng Yu was woken up by Miss Jun's call at six o'clock in the morning to go to the TV rehearsal. Cheng Yu woke up in a daze. Feng Fan woke up, "Brother, remember to watch my finals."
Feng Fan turned over and went back to sleep, Cheng Yu got up on tiptoe, went to wash his face and brushed his teeth, went back to the bedroom and went to Feng Fan's side, and kissed him good morning, "Brother, remember to look at me Finals."
Feng Fan opened his eyes and looked at his watch. It was not even 06:30, so he yawned and ignored him, turned over and closed his eyes.
Cheng Yu turned around and went into the fitting room, changed his clothes, came out and looked at Feng Fan on the bed, feeling uneasy, leaned over and shook Feng Fan's shoulder, forced Feng Fan to wake up, and brainwashed Feng Fan's ears Shide said, "Brother, remember to watch my finals."
Early in the morning, Feng Fan, who had been yelled at his ears like a Tang monk several times, finally couldn't take it anymore, picked up the pillow with his backhand and beat him out of the bedroom.
The little wolf dog still didn't give up, and slapped the door like a rambunctious dog and shouted, "Remember it's eight o'clock in the evening, Pineapple TV! Brother, you must watch it!"
"Get out!" Feng Fan roared angrily.
Feng Fan fell back on the bed, closed his eyes, "Who would watch something that insults IQ?"
In fact, there are quite a few people who like to have their IQ insulted. At 11:[-] p.m., the Sunnyboys No. [-] season draft will be broadcast as scheduled, and it will be broadcast live on both Internet and TV. The response is unprecedented and the ratings are high.
Sunnyboys is an annual star talent show held by Xinghui Entertainment. There are many fans in each season. Originally, this season was not so good because of Feng Quan's withdrawal, but because of Cheng Yu, who was more funny than the second generation of rich people a few days ago The show operation, the traffic soared, and this year's finals tonight became extremely interesting again.
WY entertainment company headquarters, the staff are all ready to go, the whole floor exudes a murderous atmosphere,
President Xi roared again from the office: "Why don't you fucking die, I don't need you! What kind of onion are you?"
Mr. Xi has recently become very scary because of a broken relationship, and the entire company building trembled for three seconds.
Mr. Xi, who is famous outside, has been in countless relationships. Last month, all the employees on the whole floor of the whole floor knew about it, and then went on a date with great fanfare, and it was like this when he came back.
Mr. Xi seems to be broken in love.
In order to alleviate the boss's anxiety about falling in love, the assistant specially sent the photos of the beautiful young ladies who had newly delivered to the company to Mr. Xi's office, saying that the best way to solve the broken relationship is to start another relationship. As a result, Mr. Xi turned his face on the spot, and the photos He was thrown out, the assistant was scolded and sent to the lounge to make coffee for everyone every day.
Only then did everyone see the horror of a lovelorn man.
In today's Cheng Yu finals, Mr. Xi gave Cheng Yu all the top endorsements of the company. Everyone can see that the company is going to praise him. This championship must be won. No one dares to win the final night today. Slack, staring at the computer in front of him, always staring wide-eyed and commanding the navy under him, controlling comments and voting.
AG International President Office,
Li Chen put down his cell phone with a dark face, and recuperated at home, his face was healed from the injuries Xi Weiyang pulled out, he just came to work today just for tonight's finals.
Cheng Yu is an artist of WY, and votes must be required for today's finals. He frantically called and said that he had a group of people under his command who could be used. As a result, he was scolded just like all the wife-chasing behaviors these days.
The secretary knocked on the door and came in, rubbing his hands excitedly, "Mr. Li, our people are already online. After the team building last time, everyone responded very well to this event and felt very relieved. No one in this event Please leave, now the office is full of vitality, and the fire has already been fired. The firepower is aimed at Cheng Yu, and the first round of firepower suppression has been launched! I also bought 200 million sailors according to your instructions. I must not let the young master succeed today. "
Li Chen got angry for no reason, and slapped the table, "Who told you to start the fire? Hold back the fire for me! Change all of them to rainbow farts! Whoever can't blow three thousand words tonight, don't go home !"
The secretary shivered, "Cheng Dong changed his mind?"
Li Chen raised his eyes and gave a fierce look, the secretary shuddered, and hurried out before waiting for an answer, announcing Li Chen's new decision.
There was a burst of wailing in the office, the show started at eight o'clock and ended at ten o'clock, two hours and three thousand words of rainbow fart, Mr. Li, aren't you dying?Might as well work overtime!
Li Chen glared at the door, turned on the computer and logged on the Weibo of the familiar little fairy with a dark face. After searching for a long time in the fan square, he was about to use hacking techniques to check the ID, but he saw a person who looked like him at a glance. , so angrily typed a line,
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Sweet Cake is so handsome, Cake is so powerful!Sweetie's voice is so nice!Little sweet cake, come on, come on, come on duck! ! 】
Xi Weiyang, who was on the opposite side of the computer, had just entered a message in support of Cheng Yu when he saw a reply pop up in the system window.
When Xi Weiyang saw the name, he gritted his teeth immediately, this bastard lingered, he could find it even if he changed his account, these days he was bombarded with information crazily. Xi Weiyang couldn't figure out what kind of tone and expression he, a 1.8-meter-eight man, typed these words.
Xi Weiyang gritted his teeth, dragged the keyboard,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Grass mud horse!You have gone out of the country and you are mentally abnormal!nausea!roll!I annoy you the most! 】
Li Chen thought he would not get a reply, and was about to bombard him repeatedly on Weibo. At this time, he adjusted his shoulders and neck, looked at the vicious words on the other side, and sighed helplessly. What can we do?Just kidding, who made me cheap? I have liked this one for 30 years.
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Then I can change what you like, I'm serious. 】
Two seconds later, the prompt sounded,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [I just like you to stay away from me! ! ! 】
Li Chen narrowed his eyes,
Yang Yang's little fairy: 【Aren't the United States not too far away? Isn't 15 years too far away?I think since we like each other, why don't we try together? 】
Xi Weiyang on the opposite side became angry when he saw the 15 years and the United States, his face was black and crackling,
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Try you big-headed turtle son!A crazy bastard like you with a very different style is only worthy of trying with an old and ugly tortoise son and grandson! ! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [You and the grandson of the turtle don't even look down on you, you stupid idiot. ! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [The wild dog has to say something immediately after eating it, this bastard really stinks!stench! 】
……
Li Chen pinched the bridge of his nose when he saw the insults being hurled at him one after another. He had tried all kinds of methods these days, delivering meals to his door, sending flowers to his door, coaxing him in different ways every day, but he was like a The stubborn stone remained unmoved, but every day with a smiling face, Li Chen felt aggrieved. At this time, he was also a little angry at being scolded by him again, and typed a line,
Yang Yang's little fairy: 【You scold me!Feel free to scold!As long as you can calm down, isn't it because you scold me so confidently that I have liked you for so many years? 】
Xi Weiyang, who was swearing passionately online, stopped suddenly. Looking at the line, his anger reached the peak these days, and his eyes were red. He picked up the phone and called, and sprayed on the phone: "Li Chen, you bastard, why do you say you like it! You have been fucking tainted by this word, you are not worthy of it! You are a fucking scum! Bastard!"
Li Chen was also a little annoyed when he was scolded, "I'm going to say, I just liked you for 15 years!"
Xi Weiyang became even more angry, "You like me? You like me ass, you like me, you will disappear the next day after I confess? You said you went to the United States, you have never been to the United States, have you? Go to the United States? Go to an alien planet, if you fucking want to contact me, you won’t be able to contact me?”
Li Chen tried to explain again, "I told you, I lost my phone! I can't remember your number."
Xi Weiyang slapped the table angrily, "Your fucking brain is full of shit? Your brain is broken and your leg is broken? You can't come back even once? Even if your leg is broken, you can't even say a damn sentence Not coming?"
Li Chen was pushed to the extreme by his aggressive tone, and finally yelled out the words that he had been holding back these days, "What are you doing back here? Come back to see you dating? I just came to the United States for a month, and I didn't even learn to leave my mother in the United States alone." I came back in a bumpy way, but what did I see? I saw you and the school girl holding hands and pressing down the road! I saw you push her against the wall and kiss her aggressively! Why the hell are you so confident in accusing me? Me! Who the hell was playing with whom?"
Xi Weiyang paused and fell silent.
Li Chen said what was in his heart. Once he opened his mouth, he couldn't hold it back. He simply pulled out the words that were pent up in his heart, "One month, it really is you, Young Master Xi! You kept saying that you had a crush on me for a semester, but in the end Fucking kissed the school belle in a month! I have a psychological shadow! You Xi Weiyang is amazing, the playboy teases people casually, and leaves after teasing. In 15 years, you talked for two hundred in 15 years Zero and three girlfriends! After I returned to China, I waited for you for a vacant window for five fucking years!!! My mother’s brain really went into the shit, otherwise why would I have to find someone to like you? You scolded with confidence I have been so many days, why do you Xi Weiyang? Is it because of your means to indulge in love? Isn’t it because of my love for you for so many years? "
The more Li Chen spoke, the more angry he became, the more he spoke, the more wronged he was, he had already confided his heart without realizing it, and finally shouted with a choked voice, "Because of you, I have never even been in a relationship, and I am still a virgin at 30 years old! "
As soon as Li Chen finished speaking, the secretary pushed the door open in a hurry and came in. The phone call from Director Cheng said he couldn't get through to Mr. Li, and it turned out...
The word "virgin" echoed in the air.
The secretary hurried out and hypnotized herself silently: I didn't hear anything... I didn't hear anything... Mr. Li is not a virgin... Mr. Li is not a virgin...
Li Chen, whose emotions were interrupted by the secretary, suddenly came back to his senses, only then was he surprised that he had already confided his heart, as if the last hole card had been turned over between the two of them, there was no voice from the other side, his heart was empty, and he put his most vulnerable My heart is broken, I said so many hurtful things, I feel a little regretful, when it comes to this point, I feel that there is really nothing to talk about now, lost and desperate.
He slumped his shoulders, facing the air over there, "Forget it."
Xi Weiyang's eyes were reddened by Li Chen's self-analysis on the phone, but at this moment he heard him say forget it, and immediately roared, "Who says forget it! Don't forget it!"
Then there was a beep on the phone.
Xi Weiyang cursed a dirty word, and hurriedly rebroadcasted it, "Li Chen, you bastard, you fucking dare forget about it, I'll go over and kill you!!"
When Li Chen received the call, he still scolded him, but in his heart... he seemed to be a little bit excited, at least he was willing to entangle himself with him. Although he was scolded these few days, his life was more interesting than any other day in the past.
"Forget it, what can I do? Continue to be scolded by you?"
Xi Weiyang wiped his blurry eyes angrily, "Shouldn't you fucking scold you? I should scold you every day! You have to suffer! Are you a fucking man? You can see you Boyfriend is with other women, you don’t fucking go up to snatch it, you sneak back to me and disappear and hide alone? After hiding for 15 fucking years, come back and accuse me of having a girlfriend?”
"It's two hundred and three! Hmph, I don't know where such energy comes from!" Li Chen snorted angrily.
Xi Weiyang: "..."
Xi Weiyang continued to scold confidently, "What's wrong with two hundred and three? Engaged? Married? Didn't you fucking see that I had girlfriends? Did you see that I had a man? I was a fucking Deep closet!!! Anyone hurt by you has PTSD, even men dare not touch it!"
As soon as Xi Weiyang finished speaking, the assistant rushed in from the outside, ready to report the good news that Cheng Yu ranked first in the first round of the competition, so as to calm down the spirit of Mr. Xi who had been roaring just now, but in the end...
The word "deep cabinet" echoed in the air.
The assistant quickly closed the door, patted the beating heartbeat, hypnotized himself, I heard nothing, I heard nothing, Mr. Xi is not a deep cabinet, Mr. Xi is not a deep cabinet...
Xi Weiyang, who was interrupted by the assistant, was shocked to realize what he said, why did he tell him this?It's not that I have to ask him, he sighed, "Forget it, I can continue to pay 2, it's not that I have to."
Li Chen: "If you dare to forget about it, I will go over and kill you right now!"
Xi Weiyang scolded back, "What the hell do you have to kill me, you are still at fault for this matter from the beginning to the end!"
Li Chen said sincerely, "I'm sorry."
"Don't expect to be able to forgive you just because you are miserable! Dreaming!" Xi Weiyang hung up the phone with a click.
……
In Cheng Yu's fan square, two more fans became active after a while:
Yang Yang's little fairy: [Sweet Cake is so handsome, Cake is so cute!Sweetie's voice is so nice!Little sweet cake, come on, come on, come on duck! ! 】
The little sweet cake who specializes in beating little fairies: [Get out!If you fucking talk like that again, I will beat you to death! ! ! 】
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