this world is too crazy
Chapter 11
Chen Qingci really didn't want to quarrel with others with a drunkard, so he stopped talking to Yu Lie and took Ye Xuanchi away.
Yu Lie originally wanted to quarrel with him, but firstly, the person he was arguing with ignored him, and the arguing was meaningless, and secondly, he saw the ear on Ye Xuanchi's head—that was a polar bear!
In their world, predation by the weak is more serious than humans, and families with polar bears are extremely rare. It would be bad if he offended some big boss.
Before Secretary Quan arrived, Chen Qingci had no choice but to take Ye Xuanchi to her private room. Chen's father and Chen's mother never expected that his son would bring back alone just to go to the bathroom.
Still a drunk boss boss.
Chen's father subconsciously felt that it was his son who caused the trouble: "What's wrong with the nightclub? Did you get him drunk?"
"How can I have such ability?" Chen Qingci rolled her eyes, "I met him in the toilet, how can I drink it?"
Chen's mother poured Ye Xuanchi a glass of water: "Then the nightclub is..."
"To socialize with others, if you get too drunk, you will cling to me." Chen Qingci looked at Ye Xuanchi worriedly, afraid that he would yell some drunken talk about his daughter-in-law again, and how he would explain it to his parents when the time came.
But fortunately, Ye Xuanchi probably felt tired, and sat at the dining table blankly, staring at the roast duck on the table... swallowed.
Chen's mother followed his line of sight to see the roast duck, and hesitated: "The nightclub is like this... Could it be that you are hungry?"
Chen Qingci picked up a piece of roast duck with chopsticks, and Ye Xuanchi's gaze followed the roast duck, but when he handed it to his mouth, he avoided it again.
"Ancestor, do you want to eat or not?" Chen Qingci put down her chopsticks impatiently, and saw Ye Xuanchi pouted.
Ye Xuanchi was wronged: "Hungry!"
Chen's mother felt distressed: "I'm afraid I only drank alcohol just now? Son, get him something to eat."
"Didn't I feed him just now? He doesn't want to eat it himself." Chen Qingci has never served other people's meals, and she really lost her mind just now, so she wanted to make it for him.
Chen's father patted Chen Qingci on the shoulder hating iron and steel: "I just know how to eat. He is your boss now. Is there anyone who treats your boss like this?"
"Dad, do you treat your son like this? Want me to serve him? I didn't sell him." Chen Qingci rolled her eyes, but seeing her parents' expressions, she turned to Ye Xuanchi and asked, "Do you want to eat?" What."
Ye Xuanchi pointed to the roast duck in the celadon bowl: "Roast duck."
Hey, did he do it on purpose?
I just gave it to him, but he still doesn't eat it?
Chen Qingci picked up the chopsticks again and stuffed them in: "Eat quickly, go back to sleep after eating."
Unexpectedly, Ye Xuanchi was wronged again: "Roll it up!"
what?
Chen Qingci looked at the dough on the plate, feeling like you want to eat roast duck rolls?
Why is it so difficult to serve.
Chen Qingci reluctantly rolled it up for him, and handed it to his mouth, Ye Xuanchi opened his mouth and took a bite: "It's delicious."
"Can you eat it? I rolled it for you myself." Chen Qingci muttered in a low voice, "I grew up so big, I haven't fed anyone else yet."
Ye Xuanchi was probably really hungry, so he picked up his chopsticks and ate obediently, but his eyes kept following Chen Qingci's chopsticks, he had to take a bite of what Chen Qingci ate, or he would lose his temper.
If you follow him, he will eat obediently and quietly.
In the future, I really can't drink alcohol for him anymore. After drinking, I will become even more rascal and difficult to deal with!
Chen Qingci looked at her parents, but still didn't understand: "Why did you agree with me to move in and live with him? Don't you think there's something wrong?"
Chen's father felt baffled: "What's the matter, didn't you often go to Zhitu's house to live in?"
"But Tutu and I are best friends, I just met the nightclub today."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, you have business to talk about, live close." Chen's father ambiguous this question, and Chen's mother looked at each other.
But Chen Qingci always felt something was wrong, what kind of Gu did Ye Xuanchi put them on?His father has always wanted to kick him out to live independently, but why is his mother so straightforward?
He proposed to move out before, but she didn't move out because she objected.
Before Chen Qingci could think much, Secretary Quan arrived. When he saw Ye Xuanchi sitting next to Chen Qingci, he broke out in a cold sweat.
My boss doesn't have a good wine list. In the past, he always pushed for entertainment, why did he suddenly drink today?
"Thank you Mr. Chen for taking care of our boss. I'll take him back now." Secretary Quan said hello to Chen's father and mother, then walked to Ye Xuanchi's side, "Boss, it's time for us to go back."
Ye Xuanchi gave him a blank look: "I'm not full."
Chen's mother hurriedly said: "Secretary Quan, why don't you stay and eat something."
Chen's dad also chimed in: "Yes, yes, you probably haven't eaten yet?"
Secretary Quan didn't dare to sit at the same table with the boss for dinner, and when the boss woke up, wouldn't he tear him up?
"No, no, the boss isn't full, so let him eat a little longer. I just met someone I know, so I'm going to say hello." Secretary Quan immediately walked out. Anyway, the boss is here with his wife, so there won't be any problems.
Chen Qingci looked at Ye Xuanchi, and said in surprise, "You've eaten so much and you're still not full."
He ordered another roast duck, most of which Ye Xuanchi ate.
Ye Xuanchi shook his head and looked at him innocently: "The dessert hasn't been served yet."
Chen Qingci: "..."
Chen Qingci supported her forehead: "Can't you pack it?"
Ye Xuanchi shook his head: "It won't taste good after packing."
Chen Qingci had no choice but to find a waiter and rush to serve desserts, but Ye Xuanchi liked sweets too much, when eating, he chewed slowly and savored carefully, making Chen Qingci anxious.
"Can you eat faster, Secretary Quan is waiting for you."
Ye Xuanchi quickly reached out to block the dessert: "No, eat slowly."
Chen's father and Chen's mother looked at each other, feeling that it would be embarrassing to stay any longer, so they might as well leave first, Chen Qingci is not easy to stop, he really has no way to separate himself now.
When Chen's father and mother left, Chen Qingci poked Ye Xuanchi's forehead angrily: "It's all you, I planned to have a good meal with my parents, why did you appear at this time to disturb us?"
Ye Xuanchi touched his forehead, and reached out to hold Chen Qingci's hand: "Don't be angry, eat dessert."
What a silly son.
……
Chen Qingci and Secretary Quan carried the dizzy Ye Xuanchi to the parking space. Secretary Quan wanted to drive them back, but Ye Xuanchi drove them out of the car like ducks.
Helpless, Secretary Quan had no choice but to lie down at the window and explain to Chen Qingci: "Just send the boss back to the room later, he will wash up by himself. The boss' younger brother was going to come to see him at night, and judging by his current appearance, I don't think so." It's convenient to meet people, just wash up and sleep later."
"Okay, sorry to trouble you, Secretary Quan."
Chen Qingci smiled awkwardly, she really didn't treat him as an outsider.
Ye Xuanchi, who was lying in the back seat, was still restless. He threw himself in front of Chen Qingci's arm, and waved desperately at Secretary Quan: "Go away, go away, don't make noise!"
Secretary Quan had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll leave now."
Satisfied, Ye Xuanchi hugged Chen Qingci's hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's go home."
Chen Qingci couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed Ye Xuanchi to the back: "Lie down, I don't care if I fall later."
After thinking for a while, he raised his head and asked, "Secretary Quan, does he vomit indiscriminately?"
Secretary Quan replied with an embarrassed smile: "He won't spit on the ground, and he will probably endure it and go home."
gross……
"I see, let's go first."
"Bye bye~" Secretary Quan watched the car leave, and sighed, the boss has his wife to take care of them, it really makes them a lot easier.
But... In that case, why did he come here?
Mrs. Mingming knows the way back!
Chen Qingci also realized belatedly that she seemed to have been tricked. Can Ye Xuanchi be tricked when drunk?
"You did it on purpose." Chen Qingci glanced at Ye Xuanchi who was sleeping behind him through the rearview mirror, and sighed helplessly.
Why on earth was he glued to him?
Bringing Ye Xuanchi home, the huge villa made Chen Qingci face another difficulty. He just moved here, so I don't know the exact location!
"Yeclub, how do you get to your room?" Chen Qingci supported the drunken Ye Xuanchi, standing in the empty villa, "Wake up, go back to sleep."
Ye Xuanchi hugged Chen Qingci: "Hug~"
I suspect that you took the opportunity to eat my tofu, and there is evidence.
Wake up!
Chen Qingci was soaked in sweat by Ye Xuanchi, so she let go of her hands, and only heard a "plop", Ye Xuanchi directly lay on the ground.
Oh no, it won't break, will it?
Chen Qingci quickly squatted down and poked Ye Xuanchi: "Yeclub? Are you okay? Did it break?"
Ye Xuanchi squirmed on the ground for a while, slowly arched his body, and formed a ball. He slowly turned his head sideways, clutching his nose and crying: "It hurts..."
It seems to be in pain, and the face and ears are drooping.
Maybe it's because Ye Xuanchi is so cute, or maybe it's because of guilt, Chen Qingci reached out and touched Ye Xuanchi's head, unexpectedly soft: "You get up first, okay? I'll take you back to the room to sleep."
"Sleep?" Ye Xuanchi probably only heard these two words, and Chaochen Qingci opened his hands, "Hug!"
Please, you are a big man, how can he hug you?
"I can't hold you like this, you should get up first."
Ye Xuanchi nodded, just as Chen Qingci was about to pull him up, he saw Ye Xuanchi turned over and lay on his back: "Get up."
Chen Qingci: "..."
He was wrong, he was really wrong, so he couldn't argue with the drunkard.
Just let him sleep here.
Chen Qingci was tired, stood up and took a pillow from the sofa, and stuffed it behind Ye Xuanchi's head: "If you don't get up, sleep here, it's not cold anyway, I'll get you a blanket."
Ye Xuanchi lay obediently on the pillow, looked up at Chen Qingci, and suddenly took his hand.
"what happened?"
Ye Xuanchi took Chen Qingci's hand, moved it backwards, and pressed it on his buttocks: "Fart, my butt hurts."
Chen Qingci: "???"
No, are you guys playing hooligans after getting drunk?
Wait, why is there a bag at Yexuanchi's tailbone?
Where did it just hit?
Chen Qingci panicked, Ye Xuanchi is still his investor no matter what he said now, and according to Yan Zhitu's meaning, his family is also a tyrant among demons, if something goes wrong in his hands, he really can only continue Go to hell.
"Where does it hurt? Is it here?" Chen Qingci pressed the bag again, it was soft, and it didn't feel like a bruise.
Ye Xuanchi nodded and prepared: "Take it off and have a look."
"Don't, don't, oh, you... have waited enough!" Chen Qingci quickly pressed Ye Xuanchi's hand with his eyes, he didn't want to see Ye Xuanchi... with hot eyes in front of him.
Chen Qingci opened the seam of Ye Xuanchi's trousers, and pulled it down according to the place he touched just now...
I saw a white, furry thing appeared in front of my eyes...
Bear tail! ! !
Yu Lie originally wanted to quarrel with him, but firstly, the person he was arguing with ignored him, and the arguing was meaningless, and secondly, he saw the ear on Ye Xuanchi's head—that was a polar bear!
In their world, predation by the weak is more serious than humans, and families with polar bears are extremely rare. It would be bad if he offended some big boss.
Before Secretary Quan arrived, Chen Qingci had no choice but to take Ye Xuanchi to her private room. Chen's father and Chen's mother never expected that his son would bring back alone just to go to the bathroom.
Still a drunk boss boss.
Chen's father subconsciously felt that it was his son who caused the trouble: "What's wrong with the nightclub? Did you get him drunk?"
"How can I have such ability?" Chen Qingci rolled her eyes, "I met him in the toilet, how can I drink it?"
Chen's mother poured Ye Xuanchi a glass of water: "Then the nightclub is..."
"To socialize with others, if you get too drunk, you will cling to me." Chen Qingci looked at Ye Xuanchi worriedly, afraid that he would yell some drunken talk about his daughter-in-law again, and how he would explain it to his parents when the time came.
But fortunately, Ye Xuanchi probably felt tired, and sat at the dining table blankly, staring at the roast duck on the table... swallowed.
Chen's mother followed his line of sight to see the roast duck, and hesitated: "The nightclub is like this... Could it be that you are hungry?"
Chen Qingci picked up a piece of roast duck with chopsticks, and Ye Xuanchi's gaze followed the roast duck, but when he handed it to his mouth, he avoided it again.
"Ancestor, do you want to eat or not?" Chen Qingci put down her chopsticks impatiently, and saw Ye Xuanchi pouted.
Ye Xuanchi was wronged: "Hungry!"
Chen's mother felt distressed: "I'm afraid I only drank alcohol just now? Son, get him something to eat."
"Didn't I feed him just now? He doesn't want to eat it himself." Chen Qingci has never served other people's meals, and she really lost her mind just now, so she wanted to make it for him.
Chen's father patted Chen Qingci on the shoulder hating iron and steel: "I just know how to eat. He is your boss now. Is there anyone who treats your boss like this?"
"Dad, do you treat your son like this? Want me to serve him? I didn't sell him." Chen Qingci rolled her eyes, but seeing her parents' expressions, she turned to Ye Xuanchi and asked, "Do you want to eat?" What."
Ye Xuanchi pointed to the roast duck in the celadon bowl: "Roast duck."
Hey, did he do it on purpose?
I just gave it to him, but he still doesn't eat it?
Chen Qingci picked up the chopsticks again and stuffed them in: "Eat quickly, go back to sleep after eating."
Unexpectedly, Ye Xuanchi was wronged again: "Roll it up!"
what?
Chen Qingci looked at the dough on the plate, feeling like you want to eat roast duck rolls?
Why is it so difficult to serve.
Chen Qingci reluctantly rolled it up for him, and handed it to his mouth, Ye Xuanchi opened his mouth and took a bite: "It's delicious."
"Can you eat it? I rolled it for you myself." Chen Qingci muttered in a low voice, "I grew up so big, I haven't fed anyone else yet."
Ye Xuanchi was probably really hungry, so he picked up his chopsticks and ate obediently, but his eyes kept following Chen Qingci's chopsticks, he had to take a bite of what Chen Qingci ate, or he would lose his temper.
If you follow him, he will eat obediently and quietly.
In the future, I really can't drink alcohol for him anymore. After drinking, I will become even more rascal and difficult to deal with!
Chen Qingci looked at her parents, but still didn't understand: "Why did you agree with me to move in and live with him? Don't you think there's something wrong?"
Chen's father felt baffled: "What's the matter, didn't you often go to Zhitu's house to live in?"
"But Tutu and I are best friends, I just met the nightclub today."
"It doesn't matter, anyway, you have business to talk about, live close." Chen's father ambiguous this question, and Chen's mother looked at each other.
But Chen Qingci always felt something was wrong, what kind of Gu did Ye Xuanchi put them on?His father has always wanted to kick him out to live independently, but why is his mother so straightforward?
He proposed to move out before, but she didn't move out because she objected.
Before Chen Qingci could think much, Secretary Quan arrived. When he saw Ye Xuanchi sitting next to Chen Qingci, he broke out in a cold sweat.
My boss doesn't have a good wine list. In the past, he always pushed for entertainment, why did he suddenly drink today?
"Thank you Mr. Chen for taking care of our boss. I'll take him back now." Secretary Quan said hello to Chen's father and mother, then walked to Ye Xuanchi's side, "Boss, it's time for us to go back."
Ye Xuanchi gave him a blank look: "I'm not full."
Chen's mother hurriedly said: "Secretary Quan, why don't you stay and eat something."
Chen's dad also chimed in: "Yes, yes, you probably haven't eaten yet?"
Secretary Quan didn't dare to sit at the same table with the boss for dinner, and when the boss woke up, wouldn't he tear him up?
"No, no, the boss isn't full, so let him eat a little longer. I just met someone I know, so I'm going to say hello." Secretary Quan immediately walked out. Anyway, the boss is here with his wife, so there won't be any problems.
Chen Qingci looked at Ye Xuanchi, and said in surprise, "You've eaten so much and you're still not full."
He ordered another roast duck, most of which Ye Xuanchi ate.
Ye Xuanchi shook his head and looked at him innocently: "The dessert hasn't been served yet."
Chen Qingci: "..."
Chen Qingci supported her forehead: "Can't you pack it?"
Ye Xuanchi shook his head: "It won't taste good after packing."
Chen Qingci had no choice but to find a waiter and rush to serve desserts, but Ye Xuanchi liked sweets too much, when eating, he chewed slowly and savored carefully, making Chen Qingci anxious.
"Can you eat faster, Secretary Quan is waiting for you."
Ye Xuanchi quickly reached out to block the dessert: "No, eat slowly."
Chen's father and Chen's mother looked at each other, feeling that it would be embarrassing to stay any longer, so they might as well leave first, Chen Qingci is not easy to stop, he really has no way to separate himself now.
When Chen's father and mother left, Chen Qingci poked Ye Xuanchi's forehead angrily: "It's all you, I planned to have a good meal with my parents, why did you appear at this time to disturb us?"
Ye Xuanchi touched his forehead, and reached out to hold Chen Qingci's hand: "Don't be angry, eat dessert."
What a silly son.
……
Chen Qingci and Secretary Quan carried the dizzy Ye Xuanchi to the parking space. Secretary Quan wanted to drive them back, but Ye Xuanchi drove them out of the car like ducks.
Helpless, Secretary Quan had no choice but to lie down at the window and explain to Chen Qingci: "Just send the boss back to the room later, he will wash up by himself. The boss' younger brother was going to come to see him at night, and judging by his current appearance, I don't think so." It's convenient to meet people, just wash up and sleep later."
"Okay, sorry to trouble you, Secretary Quan."
Chen Qingci smiled awkwardly, she really didn't treat him as an outsider.
Ye Xuanchi, who was lying in the back seat, was still restless. He threw himself in front of Chen Qingci's arm, and waved desperately at Secretary Quan: "Go away, go away, don't make noise!"
Secretary Quan had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll leave now."
Satisfied, Ye Xuanchi hugged Chen Qingci's hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, let's go home."
Chen Qingci couldn't bear it anymore, and pushed Ye Xuanchi to the back: "Lie down, I don't care if I fall later."
After thinking for a while, he raised his head and asked, "Secretary Quan, does he vomit indiscriminately?"
Secretary Quan replied with an embarrassed smile: "He won't spit on the ground, and he will probably endure it and go home."
gross……
"I see, let's go first."
"Bye bye~" Secretary Quan watched the car leave, and sighed, the boss has his wife to take care of them, it really makes them a lot easier.
But... In that case, why did he come here?
Mrs. Mingming knows the way back!
Chen Qingci also realized belatedly that she seemed to have been tricked. Can Ye Xuanchi be tricked when drunk?
"You did it on purpose." Chen Qingci glanced at Ye Xuanchi who was sleeping behind him through the rearview mirror, and sighed helplessly.
Why on earth was he glued to him?
Bringing Ye Xuanchi home, the huge villa made Chen Qingci face another difficulty. He just moved here, so I don't know the exact location!
"Yeclub, how do you get to your room?" Chen Qingci supported the drunken Ye Xuanchi, standing in the empty villa, "Wake up, go back to sleep."
Ye Xuanchi hugged Chen Qingci: "Hug~"
I suspect that you took the opportunity to eat my tofu, and there is evidence.
Wake up!
Chen Qingci was soaked in sweat by Ye Xuanchi, so she let go of her hands, and only heard a "plop", Ye Xuanchi directly lay on the ground.
Oh no, it won't break, will it?
Chen Qingci quickly squatted down and poked Ye Xuanchi: "Yeclub? Are you okay? Did it break?"
Ye Xuanchi squirmed on the ground for a while, slowly arched his body, and formed a ball. He slowly turned his head sideways, clutching his nose and crying: "It hurts..."
It seems to be in pain, and the face and ears are drooping.
Maybe it's because Ye Xuanchi is so cute, or maybe it's because of guilt, Chen Qingci reached out and touched Ye Xuanchi's head, unexpectedly soft: "You get up first, okay? I'll take you back to the room to sleep."
"Sleep?" Ye Xuanchi probably only heard these two words, and Chaochen Qingci opened his hands, "Hug!"
Please, you are a big man, how can he hug you?
"I can't hold you like this, you should get up first."
Ye Xuanchi nodded, just as Chen Qingci was about to pull him up, he saw Ye Xuanchi turned over and lay on his back: "Get up."
Chen Qingci: "..."
He was wrong, he was really wrong, so he couldn't argue with the drunkard.
Just let him sleep here.
Chen Qingci was tired, stood up and took a pillow from the sofa, and stuffed it behind Ye Xuanchi's head: "If you don't get up, sleep here, it's not cold anyway, I'll get you a blanket."
Ye Xuanchi lay obediently on the pillow, looked up at Chen Qingci, and suddenly took his hand.
"what happened?"
Ye Xuanchi took Chen Qingci's hand, moved it backwards, and pressed it on his buttocks: "Fart, my butt hurts."
Chen Qingci: "???"
No, are you guys playing hooligans after getting drunk?
Wait, why is there a bag at Yexuanchi's tailbone?
Where did it just hit?
Chen Qingci panicked, Ye Xuanchi is still his investor no matter what he said now, and according to Yan Zhitu's meaning, his family is also a tyrant among demons, if something goes wrong in his hands, he really can only continue Go to hell.
"Where does it hurt? Is it here?" Chen Qingci pressed the bag again, it was soft, and it didn't feel like a bruise.
Ye Xuanchi nodded and prepared: "Take it off and have a look."
"Don't, don't, oh, you... have waited enough!" Chen Qingci quickly pressed Ye Xuanchi's hand with his eyes, he didn't want to see Ye Xuanchi... with hot eyes in front of him.
Chen Qingci opened the seam of Ye Xuanchi's trousers, and pulled it down according to the place he touched just now...
I saw a white, furry thing appeared in front of my eyes...
Bear tail! ! !
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