[Comprehensive] Great Prophet

After settling Tony Stark, Li Wente just remembered to ask Jarvis: "Why did Mr. Stark come to Gotham and still be so drunk?"

Jarvis didn't have any personal feelings, and he couldn't be more calm and objective: "I can't accurately analyze Sir's psychological activities. When he doesn't want anyone to follow, even I will be shut down by him."

Li Wente could only retreat and ask: "What happened today?"

Jarvis counted in detail: "Sir refused Colonel Rhodes' request to attend the meeting in the morning, and received news that Miss Potts was about to get engaged at about ten o'clock. After lunch, he received a message from S.H.I.E.L.D. and rushed to the scene of the incident to stop the terrorists. "Jarvis paused, "The battle is over, and then we drove to Gotham."

After detailing the day's situation, Jarvis asked in a calm electronic voice with some confusion: "Prophet, why did Sir come to Gotham? If it's just to find bars, his favorite should be in New York."

Li Wente stared at Tony Stark for a while, and said softly: "Probably because no one here knows him."

Today is a bad day.

Tony Stark was floating in the endless sea, and the landmarks of Manhattan were in the distance.

He didn't understand how he got into the water, but Iron Man wasn't afraid of water.

The golden-red hero rushed straight into the gray sky like a rocket. Under the sky, the citizens of New York were panicked. The hostage's temple, the gas masked head roaring at the NYPD in the helicopter.

Tony completed the calculation in a few seconds, from what angle to attack, which missile to shoot, how to use the thrusters to disrupt the local perspective-how to quickly rescue the hostages and subdue the opponent within a few seconds.

——It's too simple.

Tony Stark thought casually, and then joined the battle like a shining meteor!

After the golden-red Iron Man appeared, the crowd burst into cheers.

Tony Stark aimed his palm at the enemy, and said lazily, "What should I say in the official words?"

"Forget it, I have the final say." He looked arrogantly at the terrorist who was strapped with a semi-finished technological weapon, and said provocatively: "Put down the weapon and surrender, or I will hit you until you surrender. Choose one?"

The gas mask covered the second half of the criminal's face, but he didn't have the slightest fear of meeting Iron Man.

On the contrary, the most excited light shone in his eyes, and the finger that pulled the trigger did not hesitate at all——!

"Hi--!"

In the nick of time, Iron Man grabs the barrel of the gun, and the steel bullet hits his armor and bounces off!He rescued the hostage, but the criminal still only had excitement in his eyes.

Tony started to get a little fidgety.

He was unhappy and had no reason to endure it.

Iron Man bent the barrel of his gun with a punch, and after a head hammer, he threw the man like a rag to the police, and made a gesture: "You're welcome, is the matter resolved?"

The policeman thanked him, and he waved his hand, counting the time as if he could go back and have a drink.

Iron Man flew into the sky again, and he saw a girl hugging a teddy bear being hugged excitedly by the rescued hostage.The girl saw Iron Man who saved her father through her father's shoulder, and smiled brightly at him.

Things are perfectly resolved?

Tony gave the girl a thumbs up and flew to Stark Tower.

No, no.

Tony Stark, stop!Next is——!

The criminal who seemed to be subdued by the police had already taken off the gas mask he used to cover his face. He looked at Iron Man in the sky, and suddenly pushed the police away with an elbow, and pulled the wires off his body!

He's not wearing explosives, but what's the use of him talking about it?

——It's a signal, what's on him is a signal!

Tony, who reacted suddenly, rushed to the building, but the explosion was not a second late.

The energy of the gathering explosion slowed down infinitely in Tony Stark's eyes.

First the air was transpired until it twisted, then the orange fire, and then—

Tony Stark smiled ferociously at the criminal's scarred face, saying, "Enjoy the weapons you sold yourself... Ironman."

boom--!

Tony Stark was dizzy and had a splitting headache amidst the ruins.

He knelt in the ruins with his head in his arms, and seemed to have returned to the boundless sea for a moment.

Only the sight of ruins and broken teddy bears in the ruins seemed so close.

So close that he could still hear the desperate cry buried in the explosion—

"dad--!"

Tony Stark woke up suddenly.

He found himself lying in the bathtub.

The water in the bath was still a little warm. He brushed his wet hair and called "Jarvis" subconsciously. He didn't get the expected reply before realizing that this was not his home at all. .

... What the hell is this place?

Tony Stark looked at the clothes he had taken off, stood up with the edge of the bathtub, and even turned on the shower without haste to wash off the smell of alcohol on his body, and then wrapped himself in a bathrobe , unhurriedly pushed the door and walked out.

Anyway, the other party didn't want his life, so it's better to enjoy everything.

Tony went to the living room first, and found that there was freshly soaked honey water on the table, so he unceremoniously picked it up and took a few sips with the residual temperature, then walked to the kitchen.

Before reaching the kitchen, however, he heard Agent Coulson's voice first.

Coulson's voice sounded full of joy, and he pointed out: "Yes, yes, put some more vegetables, believe me, this is the secret recipe of SHIELD, and it is very effective against hangovers."

When Tony heard Coulson's voice, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, feeling ominous. He was about to step forward when he heard another voice.

Li Wente was full of doubts, looked at the sliced ​​carrots and lettuce and said: "...Really?"

She didn't say the next sentence: You really don't want to punish Mr. Stark for providing such a strange vegetable juice. Normal people won't want to drink it when they see this color, right?

Coulson said righteously: "Of course, Tony himself likes it. Last year he almost ate a big can."

Li Wente: "..."

Li Wente: Don't be a donkey. I haven't watched Iron Man 2. At that time, it was for detoxification, right?

The discussion between Li Wente and Coulson continued, and Tony Stark could no longer listen.

Although he was in a daze of drunkenness, it wasn't to the point where he didn't remember anything.

In order to avoid running into someone he knew or didn't want to meet, he went to Gotham City to drink a glass of wine.

Drunk and wandering the streets, met street gangsters.

However, he has nothing to lose, because he ran into Le Wente who was temporarily studying at Gotham University.

...In fact, he subconsciously chose Gotham probably because he thought he would meet this girl.With her around, things don't seem to be that bad no matter what.

But what did Tony Stark do with his new soothsayer, the mild-mannered damsel?

"God." Tony slapped his face and wiped it, his eyes full of embarrassment.

He forcibly kissed his colleague.

This problem is more serious than he once molested Natasha.After all, Natasha sneaked in by herself that time, and he also had a sense of temptation in it.The two have different positions, and they are just playing games.

But not Winter Lee.

Tony Stark does not have any principles, but he has always advocated what you want, never force.

At this time, he finally remembered Pepper Potts' warning: "If you continue to drink and mess around like this, sooner or later there will be big trouble."

Iron Man didn't take it seriously, he had even half-stepped into death, so what big things could happen to him.

Now comes the big event.

Iron Man thought seriously: After she found out that I was awake, would I not be beaten?

However, before he could finish thinking, Winter Lee had already come to the living room with the vegetable juice made under Coulson's guidance.

She saw Tony, who was sitting on the sofa with his hands on his forehead and looked very "painful", was stunned for a moment, then put down the glass containing the unidentifiable color liquid, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Tony replied subconsciously: "It's okay."

But when he met Li Wente's amber eyes, he swallowed the rest of the words.

Tony shrugged and pointed to the glass of vegetable juice: "What is this?"

"It's for sobering up." Li Wente said quickly, "Mr. Coulson said it's useful."

Tony Stark just wanted to sneer and say, it’s so simple to plot my tricks and think I will believe it?Was Phil Coulson too naive?

However, Li Wente's next sentence blocked all the ridicule of Tony Stark.

Li Wente said politely: "Mr. Coulson came here specially to take care of you. I believe in his personality. This thing is probably really effective. Mr. Stark, why don't you try it?"

Tony Stark: "...Wait Phil Coulson?"

He couldn't believe it, and asked with difficulty: "Is he taking care of me?"

Li Wente said sincerely: "You are too stupid to be drunk, I can only ask Mr. Coulson for help."

Tony Stark: "..."

Tony Stark found that he had nothing to say. He reached out and grabbed the cup and took a sip. He was immediately choked by the strange taste of the cup and made his throat uncomfortable.

He looked at the unspeakable liquid in his glass: "What the hell is this!"

"Hangover soup." Li Wente took out another cup from the kitchen, "If you think Mr. Coulson's plan is not good, you can try mine."

Tony dubiously took another glass of brown liquid.

Same bad drink.

But to be reasonable, compared to the previous horrible taste that exploded in the taste buds, this bowl of only bitter drink can already be accepted by Tony Stark.

Coulson raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw Tony drank the weird soup made by Winter Lee: "I thought you would choose mine, at least it's not bitter."

Tony Stark looked at him indifferently.

Li Wente smiled and held out his hand to Coulson: "I won Mr. Coulson, one hundred dollars, please pay in cash."

Li Wente watched his boss throw away the cup with disgust on his face, but he had finished drinking, so he couldn't help but praise himself for his wit in his heart.

Adding a double dose of chilli to Mr. Coulson's drink will surely make Mr. Stark drink something else~!