my bathtub leads to the ocean

It took Chi Tang half an hour to finally accept the fact that he had misidentified the gender of the two magical seafood creatures.

He frowned and looked at the pink crystal Xiaoba from top to bottom, thinking that he really couldn't tell that this little guy was a male.No matter in terms of appearance or personality, this guy is... Well, maybe it belongs to the kind of natural girl and natural cute male.

Chi Tang finally shook his head and sighed: "Fortunately, you are quite cute, and this kind of personality can be accepted by everyone. If you are a big octopus tens of meters or even hundreds of meters, I am afraid that you will directly blind everyone who sees it." The eyes of your people and the sea clan."

As soon as Chi Tang's voice fell, Xiao Ba, who was quite happy at first, covered his round and round head with eight paws and began to cry, as if he had been hit by a big blow. Chi Tang was at a loss for a moment, not knowing which sentence he said wrong.

Yu Xiao reminded him appropriately and kindly: "It will grow up in the future. It is a race of giant chapters in the deep sea."

Chi Tang was stunned for two seconds, and a [-]-meter-long deep-sea pink giant flashed unconsciously in his mind. Then, while wandering in the sea, this guy yelled at the food not to run away. He stretched out his hand to cover his forehead, the picture was even more eye-catching than a mermaid covered in gold!No wonder Xiaoba was very excited when he saw the introduction of the deep-sea giant squid on TV!Maybe it saw its future self?

Xiao Ba was still crying with his claws in a stormy manner, Chi Tang hurriedly stretched out his index finger to touch its little head and paws, the cold, slippery touch was very nice: "Don't be sad, don't be sad, I said the wrong thing. Your color is actually very beautiful and rare, just like crystal clear pink crystal, you were so cute when you were young, and you will definitely be able to crown the entire ocean when you grow up!"

Fen Xiaoba absolutely loves to hear such compliments, and how can an illiterate seafood living in the deep sea resist such sweet words?Immediately, I was comforted, and I directly remembered the description of "the crown of beauty and the whole ocean", and it will definitely achieve this kind of achievement in the future!

Pippi Xia, Xiaomei and Shark Yu Xiao watched Chitang's sweet talk and Xiaoba's foolishness the whole time. Xiaomei looked at Xiaoba being appeased so easily and swayed her shrimp head. The short golden claws tapped on the ground.Mother has taught it long ago that if it accidentally encounters humans in the future, it cannot trust their words anyway, especially the words from men's mouths. Even if this human named Chi Tang seems to be a good person now, he was fooled by him so quickly It won't work anymore.I owe you a beating, wait a while and it must educate Xiaoba well, otherwise it will be swallowed or sliced ​​and it will still help count the money!

Yu Xiao, on the other hand, thought blankly, even though he had been sleeping in the sea for nearly a thousand years, and human beings have continued to advance along time for a thousand years, their ability to speak sweet words and flattery still hasn't disappeared. Be sure to tell Xiaoba clearly, just listen to this kind of words, whoever believes is an insane fool.

At this time, Chi Tang, who was comforting Xiaoba, suddenly raised his head, looked at Yu Xiao's golden hair and said, "Although golden color is also very beautiful, I think you are more handsome with black hair and black eyes. Wait a minute I want to take you to the street for a stroll and buy you a casual suit, which will definitely make people unable to move their eyes away. So, do you want to change your hair color back? Natural beauty is the most beautiful, isn't it? And, The blond hair color is really too conspicuous, and it is easy to attract other people's onlookers."

After hearing this, Yu Xiao stared at Chi Tang blankly for a while, then coughed lightly as if to cover up, turned her head slightly without saying a word, and stopped looking into Chi Tang's eyes, but her hair color was automatic The ground turned back to flawless black.

Looking at the beautifully contoured ears that turned from reddish to deep red when he turned his face away, Chi Tang opened his eyes slightly.Could this guy be embarrassed by his praise? !

Pippi Xia Xiaomei, who was watching all the time: "..." Will it teach Xiaoxiao a lesson later? !

"Hey, it's not too early at that time. Now we go to the vegetable market for a while, and we can make lunch when we come back. You must have never eaten modern human food! Although there are many delicious things in ancient times, but in terms of taste and There are definitely more tricks now! I will cook a sea and land meal for you myself! Celebrate the fate that we can meet after such a long distance. In addition to the main meal, there are many snacks and snacks that you must not eat Yes, buy some of them, I treat you~”

Chi Tang felt that the atmosphere was a little strange, scratching his head, he quickly stood up and went to the closet to look for clothes.When he came to this inland city, he traveled lightly, and he didn't have a lot of clothes. He thought that he would buy some after finishing the work, so he finally took out his own short-sleeved clothes for Yu Xiao. No matter how you look at it, the top and shorts do not match Yu Xiao's noble, elegant and mysterious temperament.

Even though Chi Tang thought that the clothes were pleasing to the eye when he bought them, but now looking at the clothes in his hand and Yu Xiao's face and figure opposite, he couldn't help but suspect that he might have bought them blindly. Scum.

"Tsk, just make do with it." Chi Tang sighed deeply, "We'll buy what suits you when we go out, bear with it."

Yu Xiao stood next to the closet, looking at the shorts and short sleeves with a scrutiny and entanglement attitude. He seemed very unwilling to accept such a dress, but he glanced at Chi Tang next to him, who also had a helpless and depressed expression. After a pause, I finally put on these two clothes.

How should I put it, maybe because the shark's face is so pretty, even a piece of rag would look good on him?

Chi Tang looked at Yu Xiao from top to bottom with his arms around his shoulders, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that there were no inappropriate clothes and he could still wear them without being ugly, which meant that his appearance and figure were struggling.

When the two of them left, Xiao Ba and Xiao Mei waved their paws to send them off. When Chi Tang closed the door, Pippi Xia and Xiao Mei bumped into Xiao Ba directly, and then began the education of "you can't believe a man's sweet words".Xiaoba's strength is confused, I don't know why Xiaomei suddenly doesn't look at the handsome guy, and wants to educate him.Hey, it wants to see the handsome little brother!

After Chi Tang took Yu Xiao out, he walked directly to the nearest shopping mall. He subconsciously felt that no matter what, he couldn't let the guy next to him wear street stalls. Even if he wore street stalls, he would definitely be able to wear another He was handsome and handsome, but somehow he felt that if he treated him like this, it would be really disgusting.

Chi Tang despised himself in his heart, you Yangou who is obsessed with beauty and doesn't care about money!

Yu Xiao saw the bustling world of human beings again after a thousand years, and the hustle and bustle made him suddenly feel a little stunned.It has always been quiet and lonely in the deep sea, even if there are sea tribes like Xiaoba, Laoba, Xiaomei, and Yinlong who can communicate, but compared with the race world of human beings, which almost engraves the bustle and hustle and bustle in their bones. , The deep sea is indeed a bit... cold.

Looking at the human beings passing by the street laughing and shouting, or whispering, with different expressions of joy, anger, sorrow and joy, Yu Xiao lowered the corners of his eyes slightly. Such freshness and vividness may be those sea creatures who have the power to turn into humans. The reason why the clansmen went to land one after another.Even if they can come back safely in the end, there will be no one out of ten.

"Oh my God! Look, look! Ten steps to your left, there are two super handsome guys standing side by side!"

"Crazy! That taller man is so easy to see a foul! How can a living person grow so well?!"

"Take pictures, take pictures! God, I really want to ask them for their phone numbers! This one has to be two meters long, and the legs are 1.8 meters long?!"

"Is it some star who hasn't made his debut yet? Ahhh, with this appearance, even if he doesn't have any acting skills, I will be a fan of him!"

Yu Xiao's ears moved slightly, hearing the excited whispers of men and women around him, he frowned, feeling that these human beings were as impetuous and superficial as ever.

Naturally, Chi Tang also noticed the commotion around him, and felt that he would be surrounded if he didn't leave, so he grabbed Yu Xiao's left wrist in an instant, and smiled when Yu Xiao turned his head slightly in shock: "There will be a big wave of Yangou going crazy soon!" They have surrounded us, so let's go buy a mask and glasses before buying clothes!"

After he finished speaking, he pulled Yu Xiao directly and started to run. As soon as the two of them started their long legs, the onlookers let them run away before they could react.Immediately drew a sigh of embarrassment.

After that, Chi Tang bought a mask for Yu Xiao very quickly and quickly, covering more than half of his handsome face, so that he could feel at ease.But even so, when Yu Xiao came out after changing into the casual shirt and thin trousers that Chi Tang matched for him, this guy's figure and eyes alone directly attracted the attention of all the shopping guides in the counter. Crazy and cryptic stares.

The shopping guide who picked out Chi Tang's clothes emphasized No. 15 times with bright eyes: "My God! This handsome guy, your friend is really a natural hanger! He looks so good in our clothes! Noble and elegant, with a gorgeous aura, he looks like an indifferent elite! How many sets of clothes are you going to buy? He looks good in any set!"

Chi Tang looked at the "Young Mermaid" who was exuding a strong hormonal charm even when he was standing there quietly, and smirked at the shopping guide lady: "That's all, thank you."

Damn it would have cost him half a month's salary. If he hadn't seen Yu Xiao's good looks and his rare race might have supernatural powers, he would come here to buy clothes for him if he was mentally ill!He doesn't even have a piece of clothing worth a thousand dollars, okay? !

The author has something to say: Chi Tang: I am addicted to beauty, and my wallet is getting thinner day by day.

Yu Xiao: Just listen to sweet words, whoever believes is stupid.

Chi Tang: Black hair is more beautiful!

Yu Xiao: ... (Silently changes color.)

Face slap scene 233333!