my bathtub leads to the ocean

Probably no one could have imagined that there would be such a brazen person who didn't even want to go to the island in this harmonious live video broadcast, so everyone was stunned by his words.

After a while, the barrage erupted like a volcano.

[Brother, you are too cruel!He must be a successful person, admiration! 】

[Big brother, you are too desperate to go to the island!But if you can go to the island naked|running naked, then I can give it a try! 】

[Where's the face?What about your faces! ?Are they all thrown into the trench by you?unacceptable!Can you allow me to wear a big underpants for a winter run in winter and then go to the island?The fruit body is really an eyesore. 】

When everyone said it was in full swing, Chi Tang, who was leading another team of soldiers to make ice lanterns and snow sculptures, saw the barrage and couldn't help laughing.He beckoned to Xiao Ba, who was building a big octopus snowman next to him, and then appeared on Xiao Ba's live broadcast screen.

"Ahem, although I can understand everyone's desire to go to the island, I solemnly declare that even if you choose Guoben, you will not be able to go to the island. It is better to try your luck at [-]:[-] and [-]:[-] Right. Besides, we are also very happy to see that everyone likes our island so much. In the future, when our island becomes more and more complete and better built, we will conduct a lottery draw on the live broadcast every once in a while, so that Some fans came to the island to live with us for a few days. So even if there is no character explosion this time, you don’t have to worry, there will be opportunities in the future.”

[Aww!I saw Tangtangtangtangtangtangtang! ! 】

[The owner of the island has already spoken, so I don't worry, I'm only 22 years old this year, and I should be able to win a few-day tour of the island before I get too old, hahaha!I am very optimistic! 】

[Emmmm, although I don’t want to hit you upstairs, but as a data fan, I still want to tell you that the number of fans of Haiwang Fishing Team has exceeded 9000 million, and it will soon exceed 120 million.If we count the lucky draws once a month and the frequency of ten people in each lottery draw, there are only 1000 lucky people who can go to the island in a year, and only 100 or 1 people in ten years... Even if the owner of Tangtang Island lives a long life... live again In [-] years, a total of [-] people will be able to go to the island by luck. This is basically a probability of one in ten million. Do you still feel optimistic upstairs? 】

【…】

【………………】

【Lucky E's heart is suddenly ashamed! ! 】

[Lucky C people seriously think about whether they can go to the island before they die. 】

[Hahahahaha Ouhuang has no pressure!I will definitely be able to go to the island within ten years! 】

[No, I just want to ask, can't I pay to go to the island? !I have no luck but is it okay to have money? ! 】

At this time, Zhang Lushan, who was secretly watching the live broadcast while working on the other side, complained silently in his heart. Maybe you could go to the island with money before, but I guess after the New Year, the people who want to go to the island are afraid that the people who want to go to the island are probably only the sea Invited by the family, the others can't get in even if they have money.Spot wax.Sometimes luck really can't be said.

"Ahem, well, let's work overtime to show everyone the artistic big snowman you built, and take pictures of the snow and ice sculptures we built by the way. In the evening, we can set off fireworks together in the square, enjoy the ice lanterns and lanterns. Have a barbecue and have a banquet."

Seeing howling in the barrage, Chi Tang quickly changed the subject.Xiao Ba nodded his little head very obediently, that soft and cute long pink hair made the fans scream again.

"Everyone, come and see my big octopus! Looks good! Look at the round head and long tentacles, isn't it very beautiful and energetic?"

Xiaoba pointed his phone at the big deformed octopus he piled up expectantly. Looking at the strange round head and tangled tentacles, the fans watching couldn't describe their feelings for a while.

Later, it was the lolicons who went against their conscience to like and brush the little shells.

[Yes, yes, cute and good-looking!This big octopus is really very imposing. 】

[Yes, I have never seen such a unique big octopus. 】

[However, Xiaoba, a cute little loli, actually likes big octopuses. This kind of contrast always makes me feel even cuter!Girls should like mighty and majestic things! 】

Xiaoba was happy, and turned his phone to Xiaomeidiao's snowpipi shrimp not far away, "Xiaomei's Pipi shrimp don't look as big as mine, right? Is my prettiest? "

[emmm. 】We really can’t say what we don’t want to say, we can only say that Xiao Ba Luoli should not engage in art in the future, otherwise I’m afraid I won’t be able to get along.

On the contrary, the group of Pipi shrimp carved by Xiaomei came alive. Her cold face and serious expression made countless sister fans and mother fans scream.

[Xiaomei!You are so beautiful!Whether it's yourself, or the Pipi shrimp you carved!Just look great! 】

Xiao Mei raised her chin and glanced at Xiao Ba: "It's okay, it's only a hundred times more beautiful than that big octopus."

Xiao Ba was suddenly angry: "Who are you saying is not good-looking! Why is the octopus not good-looking?? Do you want to fight!"

"Yes. Hit?"

Xiaoba: "..."

"Good men don't fight with women! Let's take a look at the big slide that the coolie brothers are making out of ice and snow! There are also beautiful ice tables and ice stools!"

[[-] seconds to counsel!Little eight seconds cowardly!In the future, I'm not going to be eaten to death by Xiaomei!The old man's girlish heart! 】

[Hey, Xiaomei is so cool and handsome that she has no friends, she can definitely be a BB if she can do it!I am a role model!I don't know how many thousands of girls will be fascinated to death in the future! 】

【Hmm... Am I the only one who noticed what Xiaoba said?Is it a slip of the tongue or... Sudden thought and fear. 】

[Upstairs shut up!This is definitely a slip of the tongue!Xiaoba Xiaomeiren means that good women don't fight with men, anyone with a bit of intelligence knows that, okay? 】

[Ahem, if you think about it carefully, let's change the subject.Let's talk about this new team of strong coolie brothers!Have you guessed their identities?Why do I feel that they really don't look like coolies, but they still do coolie work? 】

[That's right, these people's physiques are really good, and their eyes are clear, their actions are very crisp, and they can't see any feeling of laziness. They seem to listen to the coolie brother with the bull pattern hat?I think that brother Niu is probably the boss of the coolie brothers, and his appearance is finally passable. 】

[I don’t know if I should say it or not, but I seem to have seen one of my former instructors among these fellow coolies...]

【Oh oh oh!Tell me upstairs!What does instructor mean?Are these coolie brothers soldiers? ! 】

[Uh, I don't know if I can say it?Will it be harmonized?Anyway, ahem, there is an instructor who is more like our instructor, and I won’t talk about the others.Also, pay attention to their hairstyles and shoes, that's about all I can say.Then I offer my knees to the island owner and the king. It is really amazing to be able to recruit this group of coolies. 】

[Ouch, inexplicably excited! 】

[Sure enough, Brother Bing, hahaha!Looking at it like this, I suddenly feel that their looks have risen a little bit! 】

[The owner of the island is so rich that he can even afford to hire soldiers... I have to continue to work hard to earn money to buy the island! 】

[Hey, the old handsome housekeeper and Chef Mu are cooking a big meal!My saliva is almost drooling, my God!It's also Chinese New Year, why do I have to work overtime and eat box lunches, and this group of fishermen can eat sea, land and air feasts! 】

After shouting, everyone couldn't help switching to Chef Amu and Grandpa the housekeeper, and then collectively watched the various delicacies shown in the video, drooling.

[Woooooh, Chef Amu's skills are getting better and better!In the past, they only made seafood, but now they also have mountain delicacies and birds. 】

[I really want to eat that freshly made caviar sushi!Not only are the grains plump, but they are also guaranteed to be genuine, making your mouth water! 】

[No, no, I think the beef stew that is stewed in the pot is the best. I can already smell the overwhelming aroma through the screen! 】

[Come on silly!Did you see the big fat duck being roasted by Chef Amu in a circle?The sauce and oil are dripping out!According to my perennial foodie eyes, this roast duck is the best! ! 】

[Suddenly hungry and want to cry. 】

[As soon as he threw away his lunch box, he cried with a bark. 】

[The housekeeper's grandpa made a delicious wine... woo woo woo. 】

When Amu and Wu Xian saw the crowd crying and begging for food in the bullet screen, they immediately felt that this group of people was quite pitiful.Amu looked at the fellow soldiers who were chopping fishballs and meatballs shirtless, and suddenly pushed his glasses and smiled at the people in the split screen:

"Ah, it's already thirty years old today. I heard that there are still hard-working people who stick to their jobs. Although our Bihai Island is small, we also admire these staff who stick to their jobs. Then , let’s draw a lottery every hour. Ten people each time. Anyone who is still working today can participate in the lottery, and the prize is..."

Amu turned the lens of his mobile phone and aimed at the coolie soldiers who were chopping meatballs and fishballs, and said under their bewildered eyes:

"The prize is a big bag of fish balls made from freshly fished seafood near Bihai Island. The taste is absolutely fresh, smooth and soft, so delicious that you can't forget it."

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !Suddenly burst into tears! 】

[Immediately go to the chef's Weibo to draw a lottery, I have a hunch that I will win! ! 】

[With the live broadcast of the ocean fishing team this year, I finally feel that working overtime during the Chinese New Year is not a painful thing!Wonderful!I love working!Work makes me happy! 】

[Well, I don’t know if I can recharge if I go around the company now.But why is my heart filled with guilt? 】

[Don't do this upstairs, overtime is miserable enough, let's just watch them.But I also want to eat fish balls!Handmade big fish balls! 】

"Haha, don't worry, everyone. After the beginning of spring, when we start breeding, some special products on the island will be produced. Although there will not be many, you can still buy them if you want." Amu laughed.

"It's almost time for lunch, let's have a happy meal together."

"Shui'er and Beiwen are probably making beautiful Kongming lanterns, and everyone can see them at night."

After saying this, the onlookers cheered again, and then turned their heads to eat. They felt that there was no taste for lunch.

However, more fans are eagerly gathered under the Weibo of Haiwang Fishing Brigade, planning to draw lucky red envelopes at twelve o'clock at noon! !

Six people, although it is 9000 out of [-] million, but what if they get hit! !

So at twelve o'clock in the noon of the New Year's Eve, the programmers who were working overtime on Weibo once again felt the power of the people!The terrifying prehistoric power caused them to lose hundreds of hairs in an instant, and their fingers trembled to the point of convulsions. Even so, Weibo collapsed slightly for as long as 3 minutes.

In less than 3 minutes, the Weibo of Haiwang Fishing Team had 500 million clicks and nearly 300 million retweets. The comments below were almost all nonsense, but the most eye-catching one was the eighth one. and 123 netizens who left messages.

On their Weibo message, there is an obvious pattern of small blue bubbles.

Eighth floor: [Me, me, me!Me, am I! ?Yes or no? ! ! 】

The first, second and third floors: [I looked at the people in front and the people behind more than a dozen times, and found that only me and the eighth floor have this little blue bubble, so!Me me me me!It's me!Did you win the lottery? ! 】

Then at the same time, in the villa hall already filled with delicious meals, the sea tribes gathered the screens of the mobile phone live broadcast together, nine small screens combined into one big screen, and all the sea tribes drank the milk, juice and beer in their hands together Baijiu Hongjiu smiled brightly, and said to the video:

"Happy New Year."

Lan Shui'er circled her miraculous fingers, and blew on the circle with her thin vermilion lips, magical colorful bubbles appeared from her hands and floated in the air.

Then Blue Shark patted the table aggressively, pointed at the camera and said:

"Very well, the lucky ones selected by Blue Bubbles, in March of Yangchun, we will take you on a day trip to the island!"

The barrage and Weibo all exploded.

Then Captain Niu and his soldiers, who gathered to eat together on the other side of the hall, looked at the group of sea people in different ways to confuse human beings, and ate the sea and land seasoned by Chef Amu even more heartbroken. Empty New Year's Eve dinner.

"Captain! It's only been a week since I've been on the island, and I've gained five catties. The Sea Clan is really scary." Xiao Zhou was heartbroken while eating.

"Hey, yes, the Sea Clan is really scary. We are obviously being ordered around by them, but why do I feel that this life is more comfortable than before? I can't be captured by sugar-coated shells!" Another soldier stuttered He took a bite of the fish balls: "I made these fish balls myself, they are really delicious!"

Captain Niu Ben: "..."

Damn it, starting tomorrow morning, I will practice a wave of morning exercises. If these bastards don't practice, they will become coolies on the island with peace of mind!

Well, I wonder if I can send some special products to my hometown?