【Mao Ling】The Beginning and End of Appeasement Marriage

One Hundred Questions about Mao Ling's Relationship Between Husband and Wife

Attention:

Set against the backdrop of The Beginning and End of Pacifying Marriage.

Linghuan: Why do we still do this?Didn't I say I won't do it a second time?

Mediator: Marriage follow-up visit——If you have any questions, please complain to the ABO Supervisory Committee.

Linghuan: I have the right to remain silent.

Mediator: ...No, everyone is doing things with money.

Maofu: Master.

Linghuan: ...Okay.

Mediator: So, please sign this authorization, we may anonymously quote your answers in some documents.And although it is "one hundred questions", sometimes there may be more than one hundred questions depending on the actual situation.Some questions involve privacy, and the two can choose not to answer, but the number of questions answered must exceed 95%, and our remuneration will vary with the number of questions answered seriously.Please sign this informed consent form.

Linghuan: No, I do not agree to make it public.

Mediator: It will increase the reputation of the counseling agency.

Linghuan: ... Is change positively correlated?How much is a question?

Mediator: ...Yes.The total amount will not be less than [-] yen.

Ling Huan: Okay, just wait and take out all the money.

Maofu: ...

1: What is your name?

Phantom: Phantom Xinlong.

Shigeo: Kageyama Shigeo.

2: What is your age?

Phantom: 36.

Maofu: 22.

3: What is your gender?

Phantom: Omega, male.

Maofu: Alpha, male.

4: What is your personality like?

Linghuan: Very good, sometimes I am a little too caring.Heck, I'm often too kind to say harsh things to people.

Shigeo: I used to be too timid, but it has improved recently.

5: What about the character of the other party?

Linghuan: It is the character of the dragon set.

Shigeru: Master is a good person.

Mediator: A good person is not a character.This question may be regarded as not seriously answered, huh?

Ling Huan: It turns out that you have never been in love.Or do you want me to hand over a due diligence report to you?

Mediator: If possible.

Linghuan: How to calculate the reward?

Mediator: When I didn't say anything.

6: When did the two meet?Where?

Psychic: Phantom chat room.This little brother, seeing that your seal has turned black, do you want to come and exorcise your spirit?

Mediator: When exactly?

Linghuan: When he was a child.

Shigeo: I'm 11 years old.

Mediator: Resolutely avoided age.

7: What is your first impression of the other party?

Ling Huan: I'm afraid this kid isn't in Secondary School.

Maofu: ...

Linghuan (laughs): The person who changed my world.

Shigeo: Well, I really felt like the world changed at that time.

8: What do you like about each other?

Linghuan: Very good.

Shigeo: I have nothing to hate.

9: What do you hate about each other?

Linghuan: Too cute.

Shigeo: I have nothing to hate.

Mediator: I think you will really be disqualified for these two questions.

Linghuan: Please understand the rich connotation of the text.

Mediator: To be more specific, did the teacher teach you how to answer essay questions?

Ling Huan: My teacher only told me that points will be deducted for wrong answers.

Shigeo: It's a good person to like Master.I've been told that while it's good to be gentle, it's better to be harsh with some people.I didn't know how to master this speed at first, but I learned it slowly after following Master.Then I felt that sometimes Master is really too soft-hearted.But if this is the case, it is not the master, so even if he is too soft-hearted, I still like him very much.No, precisely because Master is a soft-hearted person...

Linghuan: Sometimes I am very strict.

Mediator: Could you share your gentleness with me?

Psychic: Can't. (turns to Shigeo) Look, stern.

10: Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?

Maofu: Good.

Linghuan: Go read the previous article.

Mediator: Please don't make this kind of interdimensional speech.

Linghuan: We yearn for each other's world, so we complement each other very well.Satisfied?

Mediator: If you have any psychological shadow on the questionnaire, you really don’t have to answer it...

11: What do you call each other?

Maofu: Master.

Psychic: dragon set.

Mediator: All the time?

Shigeo: Well, sometimes names are called.

Ling Huan: ...Sometimes I would rather you not call your name.No, don't call me Master either.It's best not to say anything.

Mediator: Calm down, we are still in the first fifty questions.Need ice cubes to cool down?

12: What do you want the other party to call you?

Linghuan: This is fine now.

Mofu: That's how it is now.

13: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Linghuan: Rabbit?As the saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry.

Maofu: Fox.The kind with pointed ears, fast running, and beautiful.

Linghuan: All foxes are like this...

Mediator: Strictly speaking—

Linghuan: You shut up.

Mediator: Oh.

14: If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

Ling Huan: Let's see what he needs.

Shigeo: Something novel.

Linghuan: I think the photo frame is quite simple, right?

Shigeo: That photo frame can exorcise spirits.But it only works if you put it on the table.

Linghuan: ...the Japanese don't have this habit!

15: What gift do you want?

Linghuan: He liked everything he gave.The second is what the gift is. The key is to understand that he has seriously considered it and really puts this matter at ease.

Moo: Yes.

16: Any dissatisfaction with the other party?What is it normally?

Ling Huan: Don't say anything.

Shigeru: But Master can basically guess very accurately.

Linghuan: But sometimes I can't find it in time, which is very annoying.

Shigeo: (bows his head) I'm sorry, I won't do it next time.

Ling Huan: Ah no, I also have something wrong...don't be depressed.

Mofu: I'm sorry...

Linghuan: (hugging) All right, all right.Let's make another deal, shall we?

Maofu: Yes.

Ling Huan: Why don't you ask?

Mofu: Anything is fine.

Linghuan: After that, no matter what happens, don't hurt yourself.promised?

Maofu: Yes.Therefore, Master, please do not go to dangerous places without authorization.

Linghuan: (laughs) I never do that kind of thing?I am a staunch security supremacist.

Shigeru: (holding Reiman's hand tightly) Please take refuge properly when I go berserk.

Linghuan: There will be no danger by your side, right?

Moo: I mean——

Linghuan: Next question, next question~

Maofu: Master!

(They discussed the issue in detail for half an hour, and the mediator tactfully left)

17: What is your hobby?

Psychic: Fall asleep watching B-movies.

Shigeru: Look up at the sky.

Linghuan: So you arranged the auditorium like that at that time.

Maofu: Yes.

Linghuan: I like it very much.

18: What is the hobby of the other party?

Maofu: Talking skills...does it count?Or exorcism?

Linghuan: Eliminating spirits is work.In this way, could it be that your hobby is KY?

Shigeru: Does master hate this?

Linghuan: That has basically become your characteristic.It's better to say that sometimes I think it's cute.

19: What did you do (including mistakes) that made the other person unhappy?

Psychic: Liar.

Shigeo: Doing things that are too much.

Mediator: This scope is very wide.Can you be more specific?

Linghuan: For example, if you press the question like this now, it will make people uncomfortable.

20: What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Shigeru: In fact, I have known for a long time that Master has no superpowers... So if I really want to say it, I should ignore me or treat me like a child.

Linghuan: I don't do that kind of thing with children.And you've always been very measured, so technically I won't be mad at anything you do.

21: To what extent are you related?

Shigeo: Very public.

Ling Huan: Were you trying to retreat at that time?I feel a bit like a demonstration.

Moo: Yes.

Linghuan: Gu Chuan is really lying on the ground.

Mediator: Who is Furukawa?

Shigeru: My roommate.

22: Where did the two first date?

Linghuan: Please define dating.

Maofu: On the street.

Linghuan: Do you think that is a date?

Shigeru: We went to buy food together, and when we got home we-

Linghuan: (covers mouth) Yes, that's a date.

23: How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Linghuan: Let's talk.

24: How far has it progressed?

Mofu: Kissed.

25: Where do you often date?

Psychic: All kinds of supernatural places.

Shigeo: Because both of us have full schedules.

26: What will you do to prepare for the other party's birthday?

Linghuan: This is highly confidential, I refuse to answer.

Shigeo: It's what most people do to prepare for their partner's birthday.

Mediator: Please give a definition for the average person.

27: Which party confessed first?

Psychic: Me.

Shigeru: I don't think that counts, Master.

Ling Huan: Why not, I proposed directly!

28: How much do you like each other?

Moo: I like it very much.

Phantom: Same as above.

29: So, do you love each other?

Moo: Yes.

Linghuan: Are you a dimple?

30: What do you do if your date is more than an hour late?

Maofu: Go find him.

Psychic: call the police.

Mediator: ... so serious?

Ling Huan: Anyway, the ABO Supervisory Committee will definitely send someone to check the situation.We just had a quarrel last time, so I sent you here.

mediator:……

31: Who do you think your rival in love is?

Ling Huan: Although I have thoughts, but for the safety of my life, it is better for me to shut up.

Shigeru: Master is very careful not to let me have such thoughts.Does the master feel that he has a rival in love?It's impossible.

Linghuan: So I just think about it.

32: What does the other party do that make you feel uncomfortable?

Ling Huan: Have I ever dealt with him?when?I do not know how?

Shigeo: When Master started to speak.I can't beat him at all.

Ling Huan: So you just tell me to shut up?

Moo: Yes—

Linghuan: Don't apologize, anyway, it will happen again next time.

Shigeru: Look, that's it.

33: What will you do if the other party is suspected of changing his mind?

Shigeo: Try hard to get back.

Linghuan: I would probably let go before, but now it will not be so easy.

Mediator: The answer to this question is very honest.

Linghuan: The fastest way to solve a problem is not to say unnecessary words.

34: Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Psychic: Try not to let this happen.

Maofu: Try to control your emotions.

Mediator: Look, here's the dodgy answer.

Ling Huan: He won't change his mind, and neither will I.It is useless to hide key questions in ordinary questions.

Mediator: This is really an ordinary hundred questions...

35: Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Phantom: eyes.

Maofu: Mouth.

36: What is the sexiest expression of the other party?

Linghuan: When looking at me very seriously.

Shigeo: Master is handsome in everything he does.

37: What is the thing that makes your heart beat the most when you two are together?

Linghuan: When removing spirits.

Mofu: Most of the time, the heartbeat is quite fast... But now it is almost impossible to let the hair fly.

Linghuan: You don't have to answer so honestly.

Mediator: I think the brain circuit of "Because the heart beats faster, it will accumulate feelings, so it may go berserk, so we have to dismantle them" is too amazing, and the Supervisory Committee will not do this kind of thing.

Linghuan: There is no reason for the villain to be mentally disabled.

38: Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at lying?

Psychic: ...

Maofu: ...

Mediator: This question is not considered unanswered.

39: When do you feel the happiest?

Linghuan: When he trusted me.

Maofu: When he recognized me.

Mediator: That basically means every moment.

Ling Huan: You can understand it this way.

40: Have you ever had a fight?

Linghuan: Impossible not to be noisy.

Mofu: Is that a quarrel?

Linghuan: One-sided cold war is also a kind of quarrel.

Shigeru: Ah, that's because I don't want to quarrel with Master...

Ling Huan: Please, please fight with me.

Maofu: All right.

Linghuan: ...very good.

41: What kind of quarrels are they?

Moo: Everything.

42: How to reconcile afterwards?

Shigeo: Usually I apologize.In fact, Master is very quick to reflect on himself. If he is really wrong, he will definitely apologize to me very frankly.So if Master didn't take the initiative, then it should be my fault.Then I will apologize.

Mediator: ...I smell conspiracy.

43: Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Linghuan: I used to be very sure that there is no afterlife, but now I am not so sure.

Shigeo: If there is, I hope.

Mediator: Mr. Linghuan, please answer directly.

Linghuan: I don't have such an extravagant hope.But would appreciate it if I could.

Shigeru: I hope next time I can be as old as Master.

Linghuan: All right, I'll wait for you beside the Santu River.

44: When did you feel that you were loved?

Shigeo: Like just now.

Ling Huan: He knew it when he looked at me.

45: When did you feel that maybe he no longer loves me...?

Shigeo: When you are so busy that you completely ignore me.

Linghuan: When you are very determined to do something and don't discuss it with me at all.But at this time, I won't feel "don't love me", which is too naive.At most, I think "this kid has grown up".

Shigeru: I'm sorry, Master.But I really can't skip the final exam! ! !

Ling Huan: So I don’t think so, why don’t I just wait for you outside the examination room?

Mediator: Ha... so there is no such time at all?

Phantom: Yes.For example, when someone asks him to work elsewhere and he seriously considers it.

Shigeru: At that time, the master would rush over anxiously and say, "Don't kidnap other people's disciples casually!"

Ling Huan: ... did you do it on purpose?

Shigeo: No, I'm really thinking about it.

Linghuan: I see.You do mean it.

46: How do you express your love?

Linghuan: Take care of him.It's your responsibility.

Maofu: Protect him.It's the responsibility of the husband.

Mediator: ...Mr. Linghuan, do you need ice cubes to calm down?

47: Is there anything the two of you are hiding from each other?

Linghuan: There used to be.Now there is no deliberate.

Shigeru: As long as Master wants to know, there is nothing to hide from him.

Mediator: Really?

Ling Huan: I just like your blind confidence in being a teacher.

48: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Shigeru: Nothing but superpowers.

Ling Huan: I have learned not to feel inferior to those things.

Mediator: Still troubled?

Linghuan: You can only work hard to overcome this.

49: Is the relationship between the two recognized or secret?

Maofu: Accepted.

50: Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Linghuan: Define "forever".

Moo: Yes.

51: Are you the attacker or the receiver?

Linghuan: What answer do you want to get from the AO article?

52: Why such a decision?

Linghuan: Everyone is more comfortable.

53: Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Linghuan: I have no problem.

Mofu: ...Hmmm.

54: Where was the first H?

Maofu: Master's house.

55: How did you feel at that time?

Mofu: I can't think of anything.

Psychic: Little Wolf Cub.

Mediator: Wasn't it compared to a rabbit before?

Psychic: There are subtle similarities between them.

56: How did the other party look like at that time?

Mofu: Very gentle.

Linghuan: Wolf cub.

Mediator: I always feel that something is not right.

57: On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Shigeru: Master, good morning.

Linghuan: Tell Serizawa that it is closed today.

58: What is the frequency of H every week?

Moo: Not necessarily.

Phantom: Yes.

59: How many times a week do you think ideally?

Shigeo: As long as Master likes it.

Psychic: The normal number of times for the two genders of AO is fine.

Mediator: Please define "normal."

Shigeo: From now on, the phrase "definition" is prohibited.

Mediator: ...OK.

Linghuan: ...Okay.

60: What kind of H is that?

Psychic: Ordinary.

Mediator: ...Huh?

Shigeru: Master said yes.

61: What is your most sensitive part?

Linghuan: There are places where most people would be sensitive.

Shigeo: That's...a place where most people would be sensitive.

Mediator: I hate the word "average person".

62: What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Linghuan: It feels like he is very sensitive no matter what I do.

Shigeru: Master is unexpectedly not good at holding hands...and when kissing the forehead.

63: If you describe H in one sentence, who is the other party?

Shigeo: Most of the time, he is very open-minded, but he can't do anything about particularly innocent actions.

Linghuan: I can't let go most of the time, and at a certain stage, I can let go too much.

64: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Ling Huan: ...that's what he said.

Maofu: Yes.

65: In general, where is H?

Phantom: Home.

66: Which place do you want to try?

Ling Huan: Let's go to the hotel, don't clean it up.

Shigeo: Master can go wherever he wants.

67: Is the shower before or after H?

Linghuan: Depends on the situation.

Shigeo: Will be when it stabilizes.

68: Is there any agreement between the two during H?

Phantom: None.

Shigeo: You can't use superpowers on people.

Linghuan: That is indeed a promise...

Shigeo: Is there an exception in this case?

Linghuan: Hmm... well... this...

69: Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Moo: None.

Phantom: None.

70: If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body. Do you agree or disagree?

Maofu: No.

Phantom: crime.

71: What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Linghuan: Ha, ha ha.

Shigeo: I won't let that happen.

Mediator: Mr. Phantom?

Linghuan: He, find, die!

72: Do you feel embarrassed before H or after?

Maofu: ...all of them.

Linghuan: Not bad.

Shigeo: Master always blush.

Ling Huan: Shut up, petty trick.

73: If a good friend tells you that I am lonely, so only tonight, please...and ask for H, will you?

Shigeru: I don't have such a good friend?

Ling Huan: I'm curious about my friends.

Mediator: I heard that you still had a friend when you were a student. Your deskmate was an Alpha male.

Linghuan: Him?Well, he won't, or we wouldn't be friends either.

74: Do you think you are good at H?

Magic: practice makes perfect.

Shigeo: Not good at it.

75: What about the other party?

Linghuan: Self-taught without a teacher.

Shigeo: Very good at it.

76: Is there any event caused by pheromone?

Linghuan: Ah, the first estrous period when I was in college, let's just count it.

Mediator: I have also heard about it.

Maofu: What happened?

Linghuan: Nothing happened.

Mediator: Except that swaggering across the school playground triggered Alpha's group heat.

Mofu: ...nothing happened?

Ling Huan: Your master was born as a green belt in Shaolin Temple.

Mediator: So the result is indeed an event in another sense.

77: What kind of expression do you like on the other side during H?

Linghuan: Everything is fine.Alas, the children have grown up so much.

Maofu: ...Master...

Phantom: Just kidding.It's rare to see your focused expression.

Shigeru: I like any expression Master makes.

Mediator: ... Points will be deducted for ambiguity.

Linghuan: Who will answer this question in detail?

78: Is it okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Linghuan: No way.

Maofu: No way.

79: Are you interested in SM?

Phantom: None.

Shigeo: It's better not to do things that make the other party suffer, right?

Mediator: Actually——

Linghuan: You shut up.

80: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for his body, what would you do?

Linghuan: Are you too tired?Let him rest well.

Maofu: Maybe Master is angry.Think about what you did wrong.

81: What do you think about rape?

Mofu: Unforgivable.

Ling Huan: Seduction and rape are also not acceptable.

82: What is more painful in H?

Ling Huan: ... Here comes the commission.

Maofu: There is a spirit.

83: So far in H, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Shigeo: Actually every time...but it's really the first time.

Ling Huan: Well, after all, everyone behaves properly.

84: Has the recipient ever actively seduced you?

Shigeo: Master always seems to be shy about this kind of thing...but sometimes...very...especially when there are some questions he doesn't want to answer...

Psychic: ...

85: What was the offense's reaction then?

Shigeo: I was completely led by the nose.

86: Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

Phantom: None.

87; What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Mediator: Ah, if not, there is no way to answer this question.

Linghuan: Deduct money?

Mediator: ...that's the answer to this question.

88: For you, who is the ideal object for H?

Linghuan: He is fine.

Shigeo: It has exceeded the ideal.

89: Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Shigeo: Rather, he is ideal.

Ling Huan: ...hmm.

90: Have you used small props in H?

Shigeo: Because you can't use superpowers on people...

Phantom: None.

91: How old was your first time?

Linghuan: ...haha.

Maofu: With Master.

92: Is the object your current lover?

Phantom: Yes.

Moo: Yes.

93: Where do you like to be kissed by the other party?

Psychic: ...

Shigeo: Forehead and lips.I feel like he cherishes me.

Mediator: Mr. Phantom?

Ling Huan: As long as he kisses me, I will...

95: What is the best way to please each other in H?

Shigeo: Watch him while doing it.

Ling Huan: Take the initiative to kiss him from time to time.

96: What do you think about when H?

Maofu: ...I can't think of it.

Linghuan: Nothing to think about.

97: How many times do you have sex in one night?

Maofu: Once or twice.

Linghuan: It is the number of times for ordinary people.

98: During H, did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other party help you?

Linghuan: Take off by yourself.

Shigeru: Master, can you really not use superpowers on this matter...

99: What is H for you?

Phantom: something that happens naturally.

Mofu: ...I don't know.I feel very happy.real.

Linghuan: ...Sorry.

Shigeru: I just...don't want Master to suffer.

Psychic: No.

100: Finally, please say something to your lover!

Ling Huan: Nothing related to you will be painful, so don't hurt yourself, make an appointment?

Maofu: Master, I love you.real.

Linghuan: I know.

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