Turn tears into rain of love

Professor Sun glanced under the podium. Almost half of the students were either looking in the mirror to make up, or playing mobile phones to read novels. drive them all out.

In order to keep everyone's attention focused, I thought: It seems that I can only use the trump card, so I randomly asked, "Does anyone know what are the diagnostic methods of traditional Chinese medicine? If not, please ask Xiang Siyu to answer for everyone. "

Xiang Siyu: "......"

"Student Xiangsiyu, please keep your voice down when answering questions, and don't wake up those sleeping students in the last row." Professor Sun slowed down, and then said: "Students who are messing with other non-textbooks , Pay attention, now you can take out your phone in a fair manner.

When Xiang Siyu answers the questions, you should take a video if you need to take a video, and record a video if you need to record. When you return to the dormitory, would you like to lick the screen or listen to the sound?Whatever you want, in this case, after four years of graduating from university, it is not considered to be completely ignorant. "

As soon as Professor Sun finished speaking, all the sleeping students in the last row sat up straight. Chunfen was the first to burst out laughing, and then everyone, both boys and girls, burst into laughter.

"It seems that the charm exuded by the handsome guy is much stronger than that of a gray-haired old man like me." Professor Sun said while looking at Xiang Siyu, indicating that he can answer the question.

Xiang Siyu muttered to himself: Why is it me every time?Fortunately, I have previewed the textbook in advance.

"It seems that student Xiang Siyu is thinking about how much strength and volume he should use to answer the question? Don't worry! The sleeping students have already woken up, so they don't have to worry about their fragile little hearts being frightened by their loud voices." Professor Sun said so on purpose.

Xiang Siyu stood up, looked at Professor Sun and replied: "There are four diagnostic methods in traditional Chinese medicine, namely looking, smelling, asking, and feeling."

Professor Sun stroked his beard and expressed his relief, "By the way, what is looking? What is smelling? Let me explain it to everyone! I'm afraid no one wants to hear what I, an old man, say."

Xiang Siyu was unhurried, looking at Professor Sun calmly, "Looking is to observe the other person's complexion, shape, and characteristics; smelling is to listen to the sound of the other person's voice."

"Then can you give an example?" Professor Sun admired Xiang Siyu very much and was ready to cultivate him.

"Generally, people who stay up late, sleep poorly, and are prone to dreaming, basically don't have a particularly good complexion, either pale or lack of energy." Xiang Siyu answered gracefully based on his own feelings.

Professor Sun nodded at Xiang Siyu, "That's right, sit down!" Then, he focused on the last three rows, where a lot of students were dawdling, and said earnestly: "Today I'm going to be in class. Students who are off-topic and don’t listen to the class, you can disrespect me, but please don’t disrespect traditional Chinese medicine. This is a treasure handed down from our ancestors. It has a cultural history of more than 4000 years since the time of the Yellow Emperor.

Also, some students, if you don't sleep at night, are you fighting the landlord?I don't know what happened to you in other classes?But there are always some students who will sleep on the desk when they come to my class. Could it be that what I teach are all scriptures?It still has a hypnotic effect.

The posture of sitting and lying on the table to sleep is not only bad for the cervical spine, but also very bad for your blood circulation. I don’t want to bend over when I get old, so I sit up straight. The ugly words are in front of you. If there are students sleeping in front of me after class, don't blame me for giving you a few needles to refresh yourself.

If any classmate has a very strong family background, or has the backing of an official, you can report me to the Education Bureau and say that I have committed violence against you, but before that, I must be more ruthless than Madam Rong. "

The sacred profession of teacher is very loved and respected in Xiang Siyu's town, but since he went to university, he discovered that for some students who have money to dawdle, some teachers will become their teachers. Perhaps this is the tragedy of money against education in today's society.

Although Professor Sun is quite old, he knows enough is enough, "Okay, digression, that's all for today, then let's get back to the topic. Smell, is to ask about the other person's life, including eating habits, sleep sooner or later. Wait, pay attention: it is not to ask the patient where he is uncomfortable, but to understand the cause of the other person's disease; to cut is to diagnose the pulse.

The opening chapter of the Pulse Classics says: Diagnose the pulse with Pingdan, which means that it is more accurate to take the pulse when you get up early in the morning. "

Xiang Siyu's notebook has already densely recorded every word and deed that Professor Sun said in class on weekdays. Of course, except for off-topic words, he always feels that a good memory is worse than a bad pen.

There are only 5 minutes before the end of the class. Professor Sun never needs textbooks in class. His more than 40 years of teaching experience is the best textbook that seems invisible but tangible. Putting down the chalk, he stepped down a step and walked straight Arriving at Xiang Siyu's side, "Would you like to be my closed disciple? By the way, I will be the class representative of the basic theory of traditional Chinese medicine."

"Professor Sun, you, me, but I don't have the qualifications at all." Xiang Siyu was so excited that he couldn't even speak easily.

"Other students can dismiss class first." After Professor Sun finished speaking, he shook his head at Xiang Siyu, "Although you are immature, I have always been more accurate in my opinion. You have a natural stubbornness in your bones that refuses to admit defeat. , as long as you put your heart and soul into one thing, there will be absolutely no difference."

Xiang Siyu couldn't believe it, and was even more puzzled, so he asked bluntly: "But there are many students who are better than me in other classes, why did you choose me as your closed disciple? "

Professor Sun stroked his beard again, "I knew you would ask this, so the teacher will be blunt. I checked your student file in the logistics department and found out that you have a sick mother in your family. Of course, the teacher did not I'm not pitying you, but you are well aware of the pain that disease brings to your loved ones, so you must have a correct attitude.

Then in the process of studying in the future, you will definitely pay more than others. What's more, the teacher is also a baby in the mountains. He came out of the countryside step by step. Sometimes seeing you in class is like seeing young myself at the time. "

"Professor Sun, at this moment, I really don't know what to say. Of course I am willing to be your closed disciple, but when I am out of class, I often do some part-time jobs. I’ll be honest with you.” On the one hand, Xiang Siyu wants to make achievements in his studies, and on the other hand, he wants to save money for his mother’s prosthetics, so he didn’t intend to hide it, but said it openly .

"It's okay, master knows what you mean by saying that, you are afraid that when I give you a small class in private, you are working part-time and you can't get away from it, and you will live up to my trust in you.

In fact, you can work part-time in the Chinese medicine clinic opened by my son. You can not only earn money, but also learn knowledge. Isn’t this the best of both worlds with one stone? "Professor Sun likes a work-study program and a good boy who studies hard. This is the real reason why he chose Xiang Siyu as his closed disciple.

Xiang Siyu was so excited beyond words that he bowed deeply to Professor Sun.

～～～I am the dividing line of cuteness～～～

At the same time, the door of the anatomy laboratory was locked tightly, and the casual people outside could not come in at will, and some timid students inside, even crying and screaming, could not come out.

Qin Yu frowned and looked at a strong boy who was crying and about to faint. He had the urge to beat him up, "Dude, isn't it just dissecting a little rabbit?"

"My family is so old, I haven't even killed a chicken, let alone such a cute little animal like a rabbit, you are too cruel!" The strong boy named Zhao Ritian, is a delicate and charming man whose appearance and heart are seriously inconsistent. Male, in fact, he has lived in a carefree environment since he was a child, with many family members and females, and he is a spoiled child.

"Ritian, can you be fair to your behavior, your parents gave you the name from morning to night?" Qin Kui was the first time in his life, except for a kid, to persuade others like this, especially if the other party was a boy, and he didn't fight directly. Plus, it's already adding patience.

Zhao Ritian turned his head and looked at Qin Yu with tears in his eyes, "I have always wanted to change my name, but my eldest sister, second sister, third sister, fourth sister, and fifth sister disagree. The biggest mistake my parents made was not giving birth to a child. Me, but gave me such a domineering name."

"Then you are so timid, why do you still apply to the forensic department? It would be better if you directly applied to the preschool education." Qin Kui couldn't help asking, quite puzzled.

Unexpectedly, as soon as his words fell, Zhao Ritian cried even worse than before. The voice made Qin Yu's hair stand on end, and he couldn't bear it anymore and had to threaten: "If you dare to howl in front of me again, I will prove that you are Cut off the one with the male function."

I saw Zhao Ritian, his hands were too late to wipe his tears, and he stood in front of the zipper of his pants, "I don't want to cry, but I can't bear it when I see those little bunnies who were still alive and kicking before. My parents are the most, the most, the biggest. The mistake was not giving me this name, but tampering with my application for the exam without my consent."

Qin Yu sighed rather speechlessly, "Then what volunteer did you apply for before?"

"People's first choice, second choice, and third choice are all preschool education majors." Zhao Ritian broke down in tears when he said this.

Qin Yu: "......"

"Students who want to cry, cry as much as you want! A friendly reminder to everyone, after today's class, in addition to crying, I think you will feel nauseated, unable to eat, or even vomit, but this is what the teacher experienced back then. After a while, you'll get used to it." Standing on the podium in the laboratory, Jiang Wugong, nicknamed Jiang Yidao, said slowly with no expression on his face.

After hearing what Jiang Wugong said, Zhao Ritian was the first to raise his hand to signal: "Teacher, is there still a chance for him to transfer to another department?"

"Originally, you had the opportunity to be transferred to other departments, but if the teacher heard correctly, you used the word 'other' instead of the word 'I' to describe yourself. Therefore, the teacher wants you to find a girl smoothly in the future. A friend, not a boyfriend, resolutely reject your request, and I believe that under the personal leadership of the teacher in the future, you will definitely reshape the man's masculinity." Jiang Wugong thought to himself: Little bastard, let your parents give birth for nothing So tall and strong.

Zhao Ritian suddenly had an idea, "Teacher, I have a bad heart, and I tend to faint when I am frightened. I want to live a few more years. Can't you forgive me?"

"No, on your entrance examination report, it is clearly stated that there is no abnormality in your body. This heart disease is probably caused by your imagination! Classmate Zhao Ritian..." Jiang Wugong has already touched on the personal situation of all the students he brought this year. With his feet turned upside down, naturally any disturbances would not be able to escape his discernment, but Qin Yu was not under his discernment.

"Teacher, I beg you. I'm really afraid of this major. To be honest, it's all because my parents tampered with my original major. If you don't believe me, call them and ask." Zhao Ritian As he spoke, he almost fell into Qin Ju's arms. Fortunately, Qin Ju stepped back a bit, but he still stretched out a finger friendly to Zhao Ritian's back.

Jiang Wugong is in the International University of Medical Sciences, but he is notorious for being one-sided. What's more, Zhao Ritian's parents have already talked to him on the phone behind his back. The only male seedling of this old Zhao family: "If you dare to bargain with me again, I will transfer you to the Department of Body Grooming (Department of Mortuary)"

When Zhao Ritian heard about this department, his soul was almost scared away, so he stopped making unnecessary struggles, "Teacher, I'm committed to you, life is your person, death is your soul."

"What is life or death? Don't say it so creepily, the teacher is not an unreasonable person, so how about it! A pair of two is a partner, and I will give you the right to choose first." Jiang Wugong smiled with satisfaction. Speaking of.

"I choose Qin Ju. Teacher." Zhao Ritian said while squatting halfway, hugging Qin Ju's thigh, as if he was afraid that the other party would disagree.

In front of Jiang Wugong, Qin Ju couldn't directly dismiss Zhao Ritian's crybaby's request, and secretly tried his best to get rid of the tight lump that was embracing his thigh, but the other party couldn't help it. Just like Popeye who ate spinach, no matter how hard he tried to break free, it was like a waste of effort, and he was imprisoned tightly.

Of course Jiang Wugong could see that Qin Ju was unwilling to accept Zhao Ritian's coward, but so far, apart from Qin Ju, there was no other best candidate who could 'help' Zhao Ritian, even if it was threatened by force, he had no choice but to open his eyes. Turning one eye to the other, in fact, he didn't dare to look at Qin Ju's big eyes that were about to burst into flames, "Alright then! For the rest of the time, the other students are free to combine in pairs."

Zhao Ritian stood next to Qin Ju carefully, and giggled from time to time.

"Why do you have to choose to be with me?" Qin Ju raised a shiny silver scalpel and deliberately waved it in front of Zhao Ritian's eyes.

"People think you have a sense of security and can protect them." Zhao Ritian is not gay, he simply thinks that the muscular Qin Qu is more reliable than other thin students.

But often the speaker has no intention, and the listener has intention, "I have a girlfriend, so you should give up on it as soon as possible!" Qin Kui said!He took out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and clicked on the screen saver that he had set. In fact, it was Xiang Siyu. In the middle of last night, a smoky photo of himself disguised as a woman was sent to his mobile phone.

No matter how dull Zhao Ritian was, he understood that Qin Ju had misunderstood him, and quickly explained: "He also has a girlfriend."

Qin Yu: "......"

～～～I am the naughty dividing line～～～

Xiang Siyu had already prepared a meal in the school's public cafeteria in advance, and took a seat for two people, waiting eagerly for Qin Kui, impatient to tell him the good news that he had become Professor Sun Yanjing's closed disciple.

Qin Yu had an unprecedentedly sad expression on his face, with a feeling that he couldn't eat, "Little brat, you are the best. I know that I love pork ribs stewed noodles the most."

"Did something happen to you today?" Xiang Siyu stuffed a mouthful of shredded potatoes into his mouth, looking at Qin Yu with some concern.

Qin Yu first sighed, and then fully told Xiang Siyu everything that happened in the laboratory before, thinking that he would be in the same group as Zhao Ritian, that dead bastard in the future.

Xiang Siyu put down his chopsticks, "You said that the classmate in your group is called Zhao Ritian?"

"That's right! What's the matter? Could it be that you also know Zhao Ritian? Little brat" Qin Ju couldn't help asking.

"He is Chunfen's boyfriend. I heard that we have been together for three years." Xiang Siyu is not a person who likes to inquire about other people's private affairs. He overheard these things by accident when he listened to the gossip of the female students in the class.

Qin Yu almost choked to death on the ribs in his mouth: "..."

"What's the matter? Seeing your expression seems to be very surprised." Xiang Siyu said, dripping the water on hand to Qin Kui.

"How could Chunfen's vision be so bad? Little brat" Qin Yu wasn't belittling Zhao Ritian, but he felt that fate was really too strange.

"I met Zhao Ritian once. He is very kind, and he is devoted to Chunfen. He will never change. However, you seem to have a little prejudice against him. Why? Qin Yu"

"Didn't I already tell you that he is timid and can cry, don't you think such a boy is too weak and incompetent? Little boy"

Xiang Siyu retorted, "But I'm still afraid of cockroaches! Could it be that I'm also weak and incompetent?"

"You're different from him, at least you won't cry out of fear." Qin Yu said without thinking.

Xiang Siyu revealed another gossip to Qin Yu, "But I heard that Zhao Ritian was able to chase Chunfen because he rescued Chunfen who was robbed by gangsters."

Qin Yu: "......"