No one can stop me from mending the sky

Xi Shi returned home, turned on the computer and went to the cultivator's forum, and then began to fight against the Confucianism. A group of cultivators sprayed her, but she didn't lose the wind, and they all slammed back.

After a while, a warning popped up on the forum: "No personal attacks on others, no geographical discrimination and species discrimination. Those who violate the regulations will be banned for three days for the first time, banned for seven days for the second time, and permanently banned for the third time."

In this banning storm, many sand sculpture netizens who personally attacked Huansha woman were banned, but Huansha woman's account was not punished in any way.

Seeing Huansha Nu jumping so fiercely in the building, someone couldn't help but ask her in the building: [Why is your number okay? 】

Xi Shi triumphantly typed in front of the computer: [Because I never use dirty words when trolling people, this is the art of trolling people, do you understand the art! 】

[Today you spray on my account, tomorrow you hang on Sanqing Palace. ] She typed out a line, then turned off the computer in satisfaction and went to sleep.

Outside the window, Su Yuxin tugged at Feng Xiechen's suit collar, and the two of them turned into demonic auras and headed towards the place where Nuwa once repaired the sky.

In X city after seven o'clock in summer, the sky has not yet completely darkened, and the twilight of the western sky fell on the two of them, as if coating them with a layer of gold.

Su Yuxin was still wearing that dress, and it fluttered in the wind like a fairy.

Feng Xiechen sized him up, narrowed his eyes and said, "If you come to the demon management office, you can wear this kind of clothes to work. We have a Chinese medicine counter that can let you take care of it."

Su Yuxin grabbed his sleeve, now that his monster power is not enough, it will be very difficult to fly by himself, "Aren't you going to recruit thugs, why did you become a sitter?"

Feng Xiechen: "...you don't know yet, the staff of our Demon Management Office need to work part-time in the medicinal material company in addition to their own jobs, which is equivalent to holding two jobs at the same time."

Su Yuxin was thoughtful, and suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up: "What about the salary, do you also get two salary?"

"...only one copy."

"That old man Chao Yinglong is very bad," Su Yuxin spat, and scolded Chao Yinglong from head to toe in his heart.

Feng Xiechen raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and he had no objection to this.This time, they had the same idea.

"I'll print out the information for you tonight. You should review it carefully. If you can't pass this time, you can come back next year."

Su Yuxin sighed deeply, "If I can't pass this time, I will sell my ass. I owe people money."

Speaking of something, he suddenly thought of something, and took out the bulging envelope from Feng Xiechen's chest and stuffed it into his cuff: "Thank you for sending me the money."

……

Feng Xiechen's body froze, and a numbness from what he had done before spread from his chest to his whole body.

He hurriedly grabbed the restless hand and squeezed Su Yuxin's slender wrist tightly: "Don't move around, be careful not to fall."

As the two talked, they had ascended to a height of ten thousand feet. The scenery here was excellent, and the sea of ​​clouds was vast under their feet. The two walked with their backs to the sun, with the deep blue sky in front of them, and ten thousand rays of light behind them.

Feng Xiechen explained to Su Yuxin: "There are nine layers of clouds in the sky, and the place we are going to is the place where the sky sinks to the ground, and it is also the place where Emperor Wa repaired the sky. It is on the Zhonghuang Mountain in Ji Province."

Su Yuxin looked around at the beautiful scenery around him, his eyebrows curved: "I've never been to such a place before."

Seeing his smile, Feng Xiechen was a little dazed.

"Feng Xie, thank you."

Feng Xiechen turned his head, his face was a little red, "Thank you, it's not because you insisted on coming."

Province y is more than 600 kilometers away from province s. The two disguised themselves well and were not detected by radar along the way.

A quarter of an hour later, the two arrived at the junction of J and Y provinces, and landed on an uninhabited path under Zhonghuang Mountain.

The sky was dim, and the mountains in front of him were lush and green. Su Yuxin looked into the distance and saw a pavilion halfway up the mountain: "Is that there?"

Feng Xiechen glanced at it, "That's the Wa Palace. The stone-refining place is on the top of the mountain, and there are many tourists further up. Let's climb up."

The two walked up the mountain along the path, and after a while, they saw the parking lot and three striking characters at the gate of the scenic spot: Ticket Office.

Su Yuxin was surprised: "Has this place been developed into a scenic spot?"

Feng Xiechen loosened the tie of his suit, and took out two work ID cards from his pocket as if by magic. Su Yuxin leaned over to take a look, and it read: Work ID card of the Imperial Metropolitan Cultural Administration, one of which was written with Feng Xiechen's information on it. photo, another blank.

Su Yuxin couldn't help being speechless: "I didn't expect you to be a false witness?"

Feng Xiechen glared at him: "Do you have a ID photo? If not, I'll take it for you now."

Su Yuxin shook his head: "Didn't you say you can't keep photos, I didn't even take photos of the property management office..."

Before he finished speaking, Feng Xiechen took out his phone and snapped a picture.

Su Yuxin leaned over and saw herself squinting in the photo, as if about to sneeze: "I don't want this one, it's not good-looking, take another one!"

Feng Xiechen ignored him, and used a small magic to develop the photo on a piece of white paper, cut off the rough edges a little, and pasted it on the blank photo of the certificate.

"I don't agree with making me so ugly! I protest to you on behalf of the monsters on our mountain!"

The tourists queuing at the ticket gate looked at Su Yuxin as if they were looking at a mental patient. Feng Xiechen quickened his pace, trying to stay away from this guy.

In the next second, Su Yuxin snatched the work card from him, and squeezed into the crowd, slightly: "Come after me, come after me, slightly..."

Feng Xiechen took a deep breath and told himself not to be irritable, but to be civilized.

Thinking about it, he grabbed Su Yuxin by the collar: "Are you a three-year-old? Well line up here!"

Several little girls in skirts squeezed to Su Yuxin's side: "Hello, little brother, are you also in the same robe?"

Since coming to the human world, Su Yuxin has learned a lot.But at this time, several little girls said a word that he had never heard before.

Su Yuxin asked suspiciously: "What is a colleague? May I ask you what I want?"

The little girls all pushed a girl in dark clothes out. The girl blushed and said, "Well, little brother, your clothes are very nice. Can I... add your WeChat?"

Su Yuxin looked at the bunt on his body: "You can do it yourself if you like, WeChat..." He looked at the indifferent Feng Xiechen and said: "This is my boss, we are working, so I'm sorry oh."

There was no disappointment on the little girl's face, and her eyes became brighter: "Brothers, I'm sorry to disturb your date...ah no, I disturbed you to go to work, you must be happy, bye!"

After that, a group of little girls chattered to the back of the line and started queuing. Su Yuxin scratched his head and asked Feng Xiechen, "Are we dating?"

Feng Xiechen looked at him coldly, but his attitude was not the same as before, "I'm working now, and I'm not your boss."

Su Yuxin didn't know how to observe words and expressions at all, and was still smiling, "There will always be a day."

Touching the cigarette in his pocket, Feng Xiechen said: "A date with you? There won't be that day."

Su Yuxin hooked his shoulders, hooked his head carelessly, and whispered in his ear: "I mean, there will always be a day when you will become a colleague. What do you think?"

Feng Xiechen was 1.8 meters tall, and it was only when Su Yuxin pulled him over that he noticed that this guy was even taller than him.But it always looks harmless to humans and animals, pretending to be a little cutie.

Only he knew how funny this guy was, to the point of being speechless.

Pretend to be cute, shameless.

The warm air fell on the pinna, Feng Xiechen pushed him away, straightened the collar of his shirt: "You are too hot, stay away from me."

Su Yuxin looked at his red ears, "Feng Xie, why are your ears red? It's like steamed pig's ears, can I take a bite?"

"Go away."

Even at night, people will still enter the scenic spot here, some come to pay homage, and some buy an annual pass to use it as a fitness center.

When there were two people in the line, the young lady at the ticket check saw their work permits and asked someone to lead them into the scenic spot through the green passage.

Another young lady said, "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but you can come directly to our ticket gate without queuing."

Su Yuxin quickly replied: "Serve the people, don't engage in privileges!"

The young lady pursed her lips and said with a smile, "You're right," she said, taking out two umbrellas from the sentry box, "The weather forecast says that it might rain on the mountain tonight, so take this with you."

Su Yuxin took one of them: "Leave the other one to you. Girls are more likely to catch a cold when exposed to the rain. You have to get off work, so don't worry about us."

The little sister wanted to say something else, Su Yuxin pulled Feng Xiechen out and jumped on the scenic car: "Go, go, the girls are too enthusiastic, I can't stand it."

Feng Xiechen leaned on the armrest and squinted his eyes: "I think you are enjoying it."

Su Yuxin waved his hand: "The kindness of others to me, of course, should be returned with kindness, but the kindness of ordinary human beings is more of a burden to us monsters."

Feng Xiechen looked at him sideways, and said for a while, "I'm also a monster."

Su Yuxin scratched his head: "I know, you are not an ordinary monster, and of course I am not an ordinary monster either, we are very compatible."

"..." Feng Xiechen looked at him speechlessly.

Su Yuxin chuckled, "Don't think wrongly, I mean, we are a good match in terms of work content, so please let me join the Demon Management Bureau. Whether I can survive this month depends on whether you will be lenient during the interview ,please!"

Feng Xiechen turned his head away, not wanting to look at his unbeaten smiling face again.He couldn't refute Su Yuxin because he really wanted to be wrong

With a creak, the landscape car stopped halfway up the mountain: "The Nuwa Palace is here, get off the bus!"

When the two got closer, they realized that the scale of the building complex was far from the few pavilions seen at the foot of the mountain.

The Wa Palace was built on the hillside, looking like a castle in the air from a distance. Su Yuxin looked up and saw the sign of the 5A scenic spot, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Working in public institutions is good, and traveling on business trips is right."

Feng Xiechen raised his hand and knocked on him: "What are you talking about, we have business to do, not a trip."

After getting off the scenic car and climbing two steps to the top of the mountain, Su Yuxin began to cry, had a headache and leg pain, and couldn't get better if he didn't eat an ice cream. Feng Xiechen looked at the kind-hearted grandma holding the popsicle box, sighed, and resignedly took out his wallet.

Where did a 3000-year-old monster come out here? It was clearly the kind that brought a young ancestor, whose actual age was three years old.

The author has something to say:

Netizen: Why is your account okay?

Xi Shi: Because I don't use dirty words when I spray people.

Su Yuxin: [Weakly hugging herself] Sure enough, you can't mess with women if you mess with anyone...