Lord Reaper is a scam
Chapter 3
"Here, here!"
The little boy pointed at the pond and shouted excitedly
"Speak softly, don't scare the fish away"
The other older boy leaned over and stretched out his hand to approach the small fish in the water cautiously while speaking. The next second, he swooped forward and the water splashed everywhere.
"Well, did you catch any fish?"
The little boy on the shore couldn't see clearly, looking forward to asking
The older boy turned to the younger boy and spread his hands helplessly. There was nothing inside, apparently the fish slipped away
"Didn't catch it, let it go"
The older boy looks embarrassed
The little boy was a little disappointed, but seeing the embarrassment on his little friend's face, he quickly comforted him.
"It's okay, if you can't catch it, you can't catch it, come up, we won't catch fish anymore"
"Hey!"
Seeing that his playmate did not blame him, the older boy climbed up in response. In order to catch fish, the older boy climbed to the broken boat by the pond, because fish would often swim into the boat, and the boat Shallow, the fish came in and couldn’t get out for a while. Seeing this scene, the older boy suddenly wanted to catch the fish, but when he was about to catch the fish with live ammunition, he realized that the fish ran away at the same speed as in the pond. slow in
"Look, my pants are wet"
The older boy looked at the discolored trouser legs with a troubled face, and his aunt and grandma would probably nag again later
"Forget about the pants, come on up and give me your hand"
The little boy stretched out his hand to the older boy, and the older boy grabbed the little boy's hand and went ashore
"If we can't catch any fish, what shall we do next?"
The older boy obviously couldn't take it easy, looking around excitedly
"There are peaches!"
just run over
"Xianxian, don't move around, it was planted by someone else!"
little boy shouting to follow
Xianxian, that is, the older boy is older and taller, so he runs fast. The little boy chases after him very hard, and when he catches up, Xianxian has already picked a peach.
"You called me by my name just now, right? I'm older than you, you want to call me brother, do you know?"
Xianxian bit off a mouthful of peach meat while talking, her speech was slurred
"If I don't bark, you are older than me in age, and you can't tell it from your behavior."
The little boy's voice is soft, but his temper is not soft, and he insists not to call out the word "brother"
"The older one is the elder brother, what's the matter with my behavior, and what's wrong with my behavior?"
Envy said with a dissatisfied face
"You just have to call me brother!"
The little boy shook his head, expressing his reluctance to say those two words
"If you don't call me brother, I won't play with you in the future!"
Xiao Yixian threatens the little boy
"Pfft, why are you so childish?"
The little boy was still frowning and unwilling, but when he heard this sentence, he laughed out loud
How dare you laugh at me!
Xianxian frowned, full of dissatisfaction, quickly finished the peach in his hand, wiped his hands, turned around and left
"Where are you going?"
Seeing Xianxian leave, the little boy knew that he was angry now, so he asked anxiously
"Don't worry about it!"
Xiao Yixian didn't turn his head, and walked quickly
The little boy wants to catch up with Xianxian, but the road is not smooth now. The steps are deep and shallow at one time, and it is not easy to walk, let alone catch up with the steps of his friends. Watching Xianxian run farther and farther , the little boy was very anxious, subconsciously quickened his pace
"Ouch"
Sure enough, the next second the little boy tripped over a stone and fell to the ground
And Xianxian in the front is walking forward with an angry face, what, you should call me brother even though he is younger than me, he keeps calling me by my name, it's so annoying!
But why didn't you hear the little man's voice?
Xianxian slowed down, looked behind quietly, but couldn't see her little friend
What about people?
Xianxian stopped and looked around, and saw a little boy sitting on the ground with an aggrieved expression on his face
"What's wrong with you? Did you fall down?"
Xianxian hurried over to help the little boy up, but luckily there was mud all around him, the little boy fell not too hard, but it wasn't too light, his body was covered in mud, and he was very embarrassed
"It's all because you didn't wait for me, and you ignored me when I called you"
There are tears in the little boy's eyes, and the next second of grievance will fall
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I will definitely wait for you next time"
Xianxian quickly apologized, but she still didn't forget to call her brother
"If you call me brother, you won't fall down"
"you……"
The little boy felt a little bit uncomfortable when he saw his friend apologize, but he felt aggrieved when he heard this sentence
Seeing that the little boy was about to cry again because of his words, Xianxian quickly waved his hand to signal his surrender and apologized
"Okay, I'm sorry I was wrong, don't cry. Where did you hurt?"
"hand pain"
The little boy stretched out his palm, and when he fell, his palm just pressed on the stone, and now it looks like a red mark
"Blow it and it won't hurt"
After all, Xianxian held the palm of the little boy, and carefully blew on the red mark. After blowing, he felt that it was not enough, so he raised his head and kissed the little boy's forehead
"What are you doing! Why are you kissing me!"
The little boy who was kissed on the forehead broke free from his friend's hand and looked at him with a flushed face, obviously unable to believe what just happened
"Kissing doesn't hurt anymore. Every time I get hurt, my mother will kiss my forehead like this. It really won't hurt."
Xian Xian looked innocently at the little boy with an awkward expression in front of him, not quite understanding the sudden shyness of the little boy
"That, that's different!"
little boy stammering
"Why is it different?"
Envy
"Just, just..."
The little boy couldn't speak either, blushing and bewildered
"Then are you still in pain?"
After hearing this, the little boy felt it, as if it really didn't hurt anymore.
"Look, I just said it won't hurt like this. Do you want me to kiss you again?"
"do not want!"
The little boy immediately refused
Tsk, what a temper
envy
"Look, I've blown it off for you, can you call me brother?"
Xianxian went around and around, and still got to call my brother
How can there be such a person? !
The little boy looked at his face with natural envy, and pursed his mouth into a straight line, but touched his forehead, where the warm touch still lingered. The little boy lived in a family full of quarrels since he was a child, and he was exposed to panic prematurely. And helpless, now looking at the little friend staring at me in front of me, I suddenly feel that it doesn’t matter if I call my brother
Xianxian watched the little boy in front of him slowly open his mouth, and a voice leaked from the small mouth
-
"Ding!"
Xiao Yixian opened his eyes and struggled to turn off the alarm on his phone
6:30, still early
Xiao Yixian turned over in a half-dream and half-awake, what a pity, I will soon hear you call me brother
Xiao Yixian stretched out his arm, and his arm touched other things besides the quilt. He opened his eyes and saw Zhan Zhan's sleeping face in front of his eyes. expressionless
Why do little boys have such long eyelashes?
Xiao Yixian muttered, closed his eyes in the next second, and fell asleep in an instant
When Xiao Yixian opened his eyes again, it was already 9 o'clock in the morning
so comfortable
Xiao Yixian stretched his waist, laying on the bed and couldn't help but sigh, as expected, the bed is the best home.
"By the way, did Zhan Zhan sleep here just now?"
Xiao Yixian saw that he was the only one on the bed, what happened?
"Xianxian, get up soon, the sun is drying your ass!"
Mother Xiao shouted outside the door
"Understood, get up now"
Xiao Yixian responded, sure enough, the lazy sleep during the holidays would be ruined by mother's eager shouting
Helpless, Xiao Yixian could only get up
"Oh, hurry up and comb your chicken coop hair, the village is full of acquaintances, don't embarrass me"
When Mother Xiao saw Xiao Yixian's messy hair after "cleaning up", she was very disgusted.
"I don't think it's too messy"
"Don't pick it up with your hands, the more it gets messy, use a comb to comb it"
Xiao's mother was even more disgusted when she saw her son messing up his hair with his hands
Xiao Yixian had no choice but to go back to the washroom to remake his hairstyle
"Such a big person, even my hair needs to worry about me"
Mother Xiao muttered
"I think it's pretty good, isn't it popular now?"
Father Xiao said from the side
"It's because you're always used to envy, that's why he's such a big man and still worrying like a child"
Xiao's mother rolled her eyes, and Xiao's father immediately silenced
After a not-so-early breakfast, Xiao's mother suggested that Xiao Yixian follow him to the village
"Can you not go?"
Xiao Yixian has a face full of reluctance
"It's been a long time since you came back, why don't you go out and greet your relatives and friends?"
"But--"
"You were very obedient when you were young, but now you are becoming more and more disobedient when you grow up. I have worked so hard to raise you up, just to have an obedient child. You are good. You have not earned money yet. Be obedient, if in the future—"
Seeing that his mother was about to start nagging again, Xiao Yixian quickly raised his hands in surrender
"I'll go, I'll go, okay"
"That's right"
As soon as her son agreed, Xiao's mother immediately smiled. Xiao Yixian really convinced his mother's nagging skills and instant face-changing skills
After the meal, Mother Xiao took Xiao Yixian for a walk in the village. On the way, she met many acquaintances. Mother Xiao would greet them warmly, and then chat about some family stories.
At this time, Xiao Yixian stood aside like a log, watching the elders talking and laughing, feeling that he had nothing to do with this world
"Oh, this is your son, he looks so handsome!"
"My family is Xianxian, I'm still a college student, I'm studying in that University A, and my academic performance is also very good——Xianxian, please call someone"
"You are still a college student, you are so good, you are really blessed, when your son grows up, wait and enjoy the blessing—"
"What a blessing, I wish he would stop studying and start a family soon—"
If it weren't for the red light on Xiao's mother's face, Xiao Yixian might really have believed her mother's words
The above conversation occurred at least three times along the way.
Xiao Yixian feels more and more that he is like a mascot without a soul at this moment, and his only purpose is to provide Xiao's mother with talk, or to talk proudly
"Xiao Xiao, you are here"
Xiao Yixian turned his head, it was Uncle Shen who was greeting him
"Uncle Shen"
"Little Guoguo just talked about you, let big brother take her to play, haha"
"Okay, I'll go find her later"
Xiao Yixian also likes Xiao Guoguo quite a lot. When Xiao Guoguo said that he misses himself, he is very happy, and feels that he is worthy of being the leader of the children in the community.
"It's okay to go straight now, just in time to see your grandson"
Mother Xiao smiled and said
"I'm going to the department store now, you just go there"
Mother Xiao took Xiao Yixian to Uncle Shen's house
"Back then, your sister-in-law Shen was all thinking about having a grandson, but the first child was born as a girl, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. The life of the couple was hard. Fortunately, a boy was finally born now."
Mother Xiao told her son on the way
"Why are women also patriarchal?"
Xiao Yixian was very puzzled when he heard that.
"Women are patriarchal—here"
Xiao's mother said, a bungalow with a long history appeared in front of her eyes
The little boy pointed at the pond and shouted excitedly
"Speak softly, don't scare the fish away"
The other older boy leaned over and stretched out his hand to approach the small fish in the water cautiously while speaking. The next second, he swooped forward and the water splashed everywhere.
"Well, did you catch any fish?"
The little boy on the shore couldn't see clearly, looking forward to asking
The older boy turned to the younger boy and spread his hands helplessly. There was nothing inside, apparently the fish slipped away
"Didn't catch it, let it go"
The older boy looks embarrassed
The little boy was a little disappointed, but seeing the embarrassment on his little friend's face, he quickly comforted him.
"It's okay, if you can't catch it, you can't catch it, come up, we won't catch fish anymore"
"Hey!"
Seeing that his playmate did not blame him, the older boy climbed up in response. In order to catch fish, the older boy climbed to the broken boat by the pond, because fish would often swim into the boat, and the boat Shallow, the fish came in and couldn’t get out for a while. Seeing this scene, the older boy suddenly wanted to catch the fish, but when he was about to catch the fish with live ammunition, he realized that the fish ran away at the same speed as in the pond. slow in
"Look, my pants are wet"
The older boy looked at the discolored trouser legs with a troubled face, and his aunt and grandma would probably nag again later
"Forget about the pants, come on up and give me your hand"
The little boy stretched out his hand to the older boy, and the older boy grabbed the little boy's hand and went ashore
"If we can't catch any fish, what shall we do next?"
The older boy obviously couldn't take it easy, looking around excitedly
"There are peaches!"
just run over
"Xianxian, don't move around, it was planted by someone else!"
little boy shouting to follow
Xianxian, that is, the older boy is older and taller, so he runs fast. The little boy chases after him very hard, and when he catches up, Xianxian has already picked a peach.
"You called me by my name just now, right? I'm older than you, you want to call me brother, do you know?"
Xianxian bit off a mouthful of peach meat while talking, her speech was slurred
"If I don't bark, you are older than me in age, and you can't tell it from your behavior."
The little boy's voice is soft, but his temper is not soft, and he insists not to call out the word "brother"
"The older one is the elder brother, what's the matter with my behavior, and what's wrong with my behavior?"
Envy said with a dissatisfied face
"You just have to call me brother!"
The little boy shook his head, expressing his reluctance to say those two words
"If you don't call me brother, I won't play with you in the future!"
Xiao Yixian threatens the little boy
"Pfft, why are you so childish?"
The little boy was still frowning and unwilling, but when he heard this sentence, he laughed out loud
How dare you laugh at me!
Xianxian frowned, full of dissatisfaction, quickly finished the peach in his hand, wiped his hands, turned around and left
"Where are you going?"
Seeing Xianxian leave, the little boy knew that he was angry now, so he asked anxiously
"Don't worry about it!"
Xiao Yixian didn't turn his head, and walked quickly
The little boy wants to catch up with Xianxian, but the road is not smooth now. The steps are deep and shallow at one time, and it is not easy to walk, let alone catch up with the steps of his friends. Watching Xianxian run farther and farther , the little boy was very anxious, subconsciously quickened his pace
"Ouch"
Sure enough, the next second the little boy tripped over a stone and fell to the ground
And Xianxian in the front is walking forward with an angry face, what, you should call me brother even though he is younger than me, he keeps calling me by my name, it's so annoying!
But why didn't you hear the little man's voice?
Xianxian slowed down, looked behind quietly, but couldn't see her little friend
What about people?
Xianxian stopped and looked around, and saw a little boy sitting on the ground with an aggrieved expression on his face
"What's wrong with you? Did you fall down?"
Xianxian hurried over to help the little boy up, but luckily there was mud all around him, the little boy fell not too hard, but it wasn't too light, his body was covered in mud, and he was very embarrassed
"It's all because you didn't wait for me, and you ignored me when I called you"
There are tears in the little boy's eyes, and the next second of grievance will fall
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I will definitely wait for you next time"
Xianxian quickly apologized, but she still didn't forget to call her brother
"If you call me brother, you won't fall down"
"you……"
The little boy felt a little bit uncomfortable when he saw his friend apologize, but he felt aggrieved when he heard this sentence
Seeing that the little boy was about to cry again because of his words, Xianxian quickly waved his hand to signal his surrender and apologized
"Okay, I'm sorry I was wrong, don't cry. Where did you hurt?"
"hand pain"
The little boy stretched out his palm, and when he fell, his palm just pressed on the stone, and now it looks like a red mark
"Blow it and it won't hurt"
After all, Xianxian held the palm of the little boy, and carefully blew on the red mark. After blowing, he felt that it was not enough, so he raised his head and kissed the little boy's forehead
"What are you doing! Why are you kissing me!"
The little boy who was kissed on the forehead broke free from his friend's hand and looked at him with a flushed face, obviously unable to believe what just happened
"Kissing doesn't hurt anymore. Every time I get hurt, my mother will kiss my forehead like this. It really won't hurt."
Xian Xian looked innocently at the little boy with an awkward expression in front of him, not quite understanding the sudden shyness of the little boy
"That, that's different!"
little boy stammering
"Why is it different?"
Envy
"Just, just..."
The little boy couldn't speak either, blushing and bewildered
"Then are you still in pain?"
After hearing this, the little boy felt it, as if it really didn't hurt anymore.
"Look, I just said it won't hurt like this. Do you want me to kiss you again?"
"do not want!"
The little boy immediately refused
Tsk, what a temper
envy
"Look, I've blown it off for you, can you call me brother?"
Xianxian went around and around, and still got to call my brother
How can there be such a person? !
The little boy looked at his face with natural envy, and pursed his mouth into a straight line, but touched his forehead, where the warm touch still lingered. The little boy lived in a family full of quarrels since he was a child, and he was exposed to panic prematurely. And helpless, now looking at the little friend staring at me in front of me, I suddenly feel that it doesn’t matter if I call my brother
Xianxian watched the little boy in front of him slowly open his mouth, and a voice leaked from the small mouth
-
"Ding!"
Xiao Yixian opened his eyes and struggled to turn off the alarm on his phone
6:30, still early
Xiao Yixian turned over in a half-dream and half-awake, what a pity, I will soon hear you call me brother
Xiao Yixian stretched out his arm, and his arm touched other things besides the quilt. He opened his eyes and saw Zhan Zhan's sleeping face in front of his eyes. expressionless
Why do little boys have such long eyelashes?
Xiao Yixian muttered, closed his eyes in the next second, and fell asleep in an instant
When Xiao Yixian opened his eyes again, it was already 9 o'clock in the morning
so comfortable
Xiao Yixian stretched his waist, laying on the bed and couldn't help but sigh, as expected, the bed is the best home.
"By the way, did Zhan Zhan sleep here just now?"
Xiao Yixian saw that he was the only one on the bed, what happened?
"Xianxian, get up soon, the sun is drying your ass!"
Mother Xiao shouted outside the door
"Understood, get up now"
Xiao Yixian responded, sure enough, the lazy sleep during the holidays would be ruined by mother's eager shouting
Helpless, Xiao Yixian could only get up
"Oh, hurry up and comb your chicken coop hair, the village is full of acquaintances, don't embarrass me"
When Mother Xiao saw Xiao Yixian's messy hair after "cleaning up", she was very disgusted.
"I don't think it's too messy"
"Don't pick it up with your hands, the more it gets messy, use a comb to comb it"
Xiao's mother was even more disgusted when she saw her son messing up his hair with his hands
Xiao Yixian had no choice but to go back to the washroom to remake his hairstyle
"Such a big person, even my hair needs to worry about me"
Mother Xiao muttered
"I think it's pretty good, isn't it popular now?"
Father Xiao said from the side
"It's because you're always used to envy, that's why he's such a big man and still worrying like a child"
Xiao's mother rolled her eyes, and Xiao's father immediately silenced
After a not-so-early breakfast, Xiao's mother suggested that Xiao Yixian follow him to the village
"Can you not go?"
Xiao Yixian has a face full of reluctance
"It's been a long time since you came back, why don't you go out and greet your relatives and friends?"
"But--"
"You were very obedient when you were young, but now you are becoming more and more disobedient when you grow up. I have worked so hard to raise you up, just to have an obedient child. You are good. You have not earned money yet. Be obedient, if in the future—"
Seeing that his mother was about to start nagging again, Xiao Yixian quickly raised his hands in surrender
"I'll go, I'll go, okay"
"That's right"
As soon as her son agreed, Xiao's mother immediately smiled. Xiao Yixian really convinced his mother's nagging skills and instant face-changing skills
After the meal, Mother Xiao took Xiao Yixian for a walk in the village. On the way, she met many acquaintances. Mother Xiao would greet them warmly, and then chat about some family stories.
At this time, Xiao Yixian stood aside like a log, watching the elders talking and laughing, feeling that he had nothing to do with this world
"Oh, this is your son, he looks so handsome!"
"My family is Xianxian, I'm still a college student, I'm studying in that University A, and my academic performance is also very good——Xianxian, please call someone"
"You are still a college student, you are so good, you are really blessed, when your son grows up, wait and enjoy the blessing—"
"What a blessing, I wish he would stop studying and start a family soon—"
If it weren't for the red light on Xiao's mother's face, Xiao Yixian might really have believed her mother's words
The above conversation occurred at least three times along the way.
Xiao Yixian feels more and more that he is like a mascot without a soul at this moment, and his only purpose is to provide Xiao's mother with talk, or to talk proudly
"Xiao Xiao, you are here"
Xiao Yixian turned his head, it was Uncle Shen who was greeting him
"Uncle Shen"
"Little Guoguo just talked about you, let big brother take her to play, haha"
"Okay, I'll go find her later"
Xiao Yixian also likes Xiao Guoguo quite a lot. When Xiao Guoguo said that he misses himself, he is very happy, and feels that he is worthy of being the leader of the children in the community.
"It's okay to go straight now, just in time to see your grandson"
Mother Xiao smiled and said
"I'm going to the department store now, you just go there"
Mother Xiao took Xiao Yixian to Uncle Shen's house
"Back then, your sister-in-law Shen was all thinking about having a grandson, but the first child was born as a girl, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. The life of the couple was hard. Fortunately, a boy was finally born now."
Mother Xiao told her son on the way
"Why are women also patriarchal?"
Xiao Yixian was very puzzled when he heard that.
"Women are patriarchal—here"
Xiao's mother said, a bungalow with a long history appeared in front of her eyes
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