That dragon kissed me again QAQ

Qiao Zui hastily pulled out two chapters from his saved manuscripts and released them. Looking at the few saved manuscripts, he suddenly felt a heartache.

After finishing the update work and not wanting to code today, Qiao Zui sat on the balcony overlooking the campus with his chin resting on his hands.

In fact, this school is full of mysteries.First of all, this is inherently strange for a school where tuition is free and most things on campus are half price outside.

What's more, Shanhai University is really big, Qiao Zui even spends half an hour on the road every day.In such a huge school, only a few people can be seen at ordinary times, which is not right in itself.But because Qiao Zui stayed in the dormitory and didn't go out, this feeling of weirdness was reduced.

Thinking about it this way, after knowing the truth about the school, he became much calmer.

Chibi tapped Qiao Zui on WeChat.

Chibi Bird: Xiao Qiao is drunk, you are not angry, are you?

Qiao Zui was fascinated by the news, he didn't dislike Chibi, on the contrary he liked his carefree temperament.And Chibi and Bi Fei are also very kind to themselves, not only them, but even the whole school, everyone seems to be very kind to him.The aunt who sells vegetables at the entrance of the trading market likes to stuff a few more stalks for him every time he weighs the vegetables. The owner of the small supermarket will give him a glass of milk every time he checks out. Even the classmates in the class treat him like a child...

What he is uncomfortable now is that his 18 years of worldview have been subverted over and over again after staying in this school for more than a week, and the headache sequelae of backtracking will make him feel a little depressed.

After thinking it over, Qiao Zui replied to Chi Wei on WeChat.

Youzu: No big problem, just a little headache

Youzu: Another thing is that I feel that I have used the world view for 18 years, and it suddenly turned over...

Youzu: Broken head.jpg

Soon Chi Kui replied to WeChat.

Chibi (bi) Bird: No way, your head is going to be broken?Teacher Meng is too unreliable, it stands to reason that the blood of Bai Ze's beast will not have such a big side effect

Chibi Bird: Could it be that Mr. Meng took the wrong one?

Qiao Zui held the phone, and laughed out loud, but his hand softened, and the phone hit his nose.

"Ah, it hurts so much." Qiao Zui clutched his nose, hissing in pain, and it took a lot of effort to suppress the tears that almost welled up in his eyes because of the pain.

"Huawei mobile phones are really heavy, and it hurts when you hit the bridge of your nose." Qiao Zui rubbed the red spot, and unlocked the phone with his fingerprints again.

Youzu: ... just an emoticon pack

Youzu: You exaggerated at that time

Chibi: ...the elderly don't understand this

Qiao Zui suddenly became interested when he saw Chibi claiming to be an old man. According to what was shown to him in retrospect, he was just a cub, and the Great Wilderness race had not given birth to cubs for more than 100 years. Start at a hundred years old?

Youzu: Old people can't do it, how old are you?

Chibi Bird: I am over 300 years old. Using human algorithms, I am indeed an old man, but in the Great Wilderness, I am not yet an adult.

Youzu: ...

Youzu: According to the human algorithm, you are not called an old man, you are called an antique

Chi Kui scratched his head in his dormitory, turned his head and complained to Bi Fei who was looking at his mobile phone, "This is an antique, I think it's okay to be 400 years old, you are more than [-] years old."

Bi Fei paused, touched a book calmly in his hand, and hit Chiku's head with a "slap" while Chiku was not paying attention.

"It hurts, brother, I was wrong, I was wrong."

……

After chatting with Chi Que, Qiao Zui felt much more comfortable. Seeing Chi Que's WeChat name, he probably guessed that Chi Que's body was a Chibi bird.

He searched with his mobile phone, and looked up the description of Chi Kui in the Book of Mountains and Seas.

There is a cloud in the Book of Mountains and Seas: "The red bird, the bird, can also resist fire."

He thought of the classmate who suddenly had a huge beak in the previous classroom, and he remembered that Bi Fei called him Fat Yi.

Fat left...

Qiao Zui quickly searched, and the relevant query information of the Book of Mountains and Seas soon appeared on the phone page.

Fat left: quail shape, yellow body, red beak, infested after eating, can kill insects.

The food is exhausted... can I still eat it?

Qiao Zuijiu, hurriedly exited Du Niang's interface, thought for a moment, then went to an e-commerce software to place an order for a copy of the Complete Works of Shan Hai Jing, planning to buy it back and read it slowly.

However, after learning about Shanhai University, Qiao Zui was troubled by another problem.

Since he is also non-human, what race is it?

Mr. Ao at the opposite door is a dragon. Judging from Chi Kuo's description, he should be very powerful.And Chi Kui is a red bird, so I can't be too bad.

***

Even if the world view is suddenly overturned, the next day's class will still be attended.

Qiao Zui walked into the classroom holding the "Origin of the Great Wilderness" temporarily borrowed from the library early in the morning. This time, she was no longer timid, and walked to Bi Fei very naturally.

"Brother Bifei, I want to ask you a question later."

Bi Fei looked sideways and said gently, "Okay."

"Hi everyone, I'm Xiangliu." A mature man in his 30s walked into the front door of the classroom. Compared with Meng Yu's strictness, this teacher was obviously more elegant.

Qiao Zui remembered him. When he knew that he was admitted to Shanhai University, which he had never heard of, he wanted to repeat it.But when a certain leader came to talk to him about the university, Xiang Liu sat behind that leader, looking at him with a smile all the time.

He had heard the name Xiangliu for the third time.

The first time was to sign the admission blood test report, the second time was to hear about it from Chibi's mouth - the class tutor of their class, and the third time was now.

Qiao Zui observed this teacher who was famous for his kindness curiously, and found that he was also looking at him with a smile.

"Start the class now. This class will teach you wound management and wound minimization." After talking about the teaching tasks of this class, Xiang Liu suddenly stepped off the podium.

Qiao Zui watched Xiang Liu walk steadily in front of her step by step, lowered her body, "You go to the next classroom, Teacher Meng will teach you alone."

"Ah, oh, okay, okay." Qiao Zui was taken aback, picked up "The Origin of the Great Wilderness" nervously, and ran out of the classroom.

Xiang Liu watched Qiao Zui leave with a smile, then glanced at the excited crowd in the class, and said in a gentle tone, but compared to when he talked to Qiao Zui just now, he was still a lot colder, "I didn't learn well after class today, everyone Throw it into the sea and swim a few kilometers."

He added: "The use of seals is not allowed."

"Ah..." "No..."

Suddenly the classroom screamed.

"A group of hundreds of years old is not as obedient as a cub." Xiang Liu glanced at them and hummed softly.

Bi Fei pursed her lips to hold back her smile, and tugged at the naked body who wanted to refute.

"Attend class!"

***

Qiao Zui walked into the dormitory next door and found Meng Yu casually sitting in the first row.

"Teacher Meng?" Qiao Zui poked his head out.

Meng Yu raised his eyes and called Qiao Zui to come to him, "Come, come here, I'll teach you."

Qiao Zui obediently walked over to Meng Yu and sat down, before putting down the book that she had been holding in her arms.

Meng Yu: "Is there any discomfort in your body after going back to India yesterday?"

"Woke up with a bit of a headache, but it went away quickly."

"Then it's no big problem, come on, I'll teach you from the most basic techniques."

"Teacher, I want to ask you a question before studying, that is, is Chibi a Chibi?"

"Yes."

"Mr. Ao is a dragon?" Qiao Zui's expression was complicated.

"Yes, the first and only dragon between heaven and earth."

"Then, what am I?" Qiao Zui has been thinking about this question since last night, since he was a child, he has nothing different from other people.

Oh, except that it's delicious to cook.

"Hmm..." Meng Yu's rare expression was complicated, "Maybe... it's a grass?"

Qiao Zui:? ? ?