【WIN】I married the gamer I hate

After the successful report, Green Valley was sent back to the resurrection point by the heartbreaking hammer. This is actually rare, because the heartbreaking teachers are rarely so indifferent.

Green Valley was tired after being beaten for a whole day. He was going to go offline to think about other ways to divorce. The other party even cheated money. It didn't look like they could break up peacefully.

Green Valley wrinkled his nose and sighed in distress. He is not good at dealing with such stalkers, and he needs to seek advice for things he doesn't know. Almost immediately, Green Valley found him from a few scattered game friends. The person I asked for help——

——"Light Spirit Girl".

In fact, according to Baohao's inseparable desire for monopoly that is stronger than Longshou's lair, Green Valley should not be able to make friends in the game, but the light girl is an accident. The light girl's real name is Liri Yuchazi, He is a friend of Green Valley in real life, and also a high school classmate and colleague of Green Valley——

——Green Valley is a true home gamer, an online writer by profession, and Li Ri is his editor.

In the past, Green Valley was an atypical all-round autistic player. He hoped to rely on letters for contact with the outside world. He didn't like any social software and mass media. Except for his excellent writing and excellent quality, he was an editor for everything. A hot potato that no one wants to take over.

Li Ri relied on her high school classmates to open up the situation. Green Valley's current social circle is very small, and there are very few people who can ask for help. Besides, asking him to ask for help on the forum is worse than letting him hang himself on the forum. If a reader leaves a comment below at [-] o'clock in the morning: "What's going on? Mr. HERO wrote this chapter so strangely", he will be sad and weep till dawn .

After Liri was crushed by the reader's repeated revisions of more than [-] manuscripts on the deadline, she chose to take over the author's account from Green Valley, and only selectively intercepted some of the more objective and friendly comments for this timid and caring reader. To the bad guy to see.

But in addition to his ostensible status as the author of a series of hot-blooded novels on a regular literature website, Lu Gu also secretly registered an account behind Li Ri's back, and used it to write about the male lead and second male lead in the main drama.

During the serialization of Green Valley, several articles were very popular. The male lead and the second male fell in love with each other and the intricate emotional connection made countless rotten women cry for it, especially the teacher hero. , It is even more true to the CP, and basically regards the heroine as the background board.

The latest one doesn't even have a background board, and when it first came up, the first male was held down by the second male in an empty classroom and bullied in various ways. Li Ri looked at the polarized comments below the new article without knowing what to say. How should I take a screenshot——

"Fuck!!! The male second is an idiot, the author hurry up and sacrifice him with blood!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!! Fuck him!! Take off his pants!!!"

"The author wants to solve this cannon fodder in a few chapters, it makes me sick"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm dead!!!"

"The male lead is too cowardly, the second male lead will abandon the pit if he doesn't die in the next chapter"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Li Ri really wanted to tell Lu Gu euphemistically that even if she is gay, it is best not to include private goods in the article, but Lu Gu's writing style and divine personality are there, and when the new article is opened, countless people will complain and dance Pit, this is also the most criticized point of Green Valley. It is obvious that the plot style, conception and writing style are not to be chosen in all aspects, but every time the last chapter suddenly sacrifices blood to the heroine, making the hero cry with the unruly male second, and then The unfinished plot of two people living together licking each other's wounds made straight men from all walks of life want to vomit blood.

But Green Valley is really well written. Under Green Valley's continuous training, the straight man has already accepted the ending that the first male and the second male should be together at the end. The story of the first and the second male.

Straight men numbly chose to chase, gay is gay, there seems to be nothing wrong with men and men.

Li Ri didn't know that Lu Gu's writing this was no longer a private product, and he was also a bloody black and red in the fandom.

The reason for the black and red is very simple. Every chapter ao3 is panting. Children find it delicious when they read it. When they are wrapped in bread crumbs and fried, the neighbors next door are crying.

Green Valley wrote the male protagonist too sloppy, to what extent, the male lead scolded him coldly, he could have an orgasm on the spot, when the second male hit him with his fist, he could cum until his whole body trembled and licked The sweat of the male second.

Just like that, the hero's fans gritted their teeth every day and turned Green Valley's head into black and white, praying that Green Valley would die in place every day and not harm their little angel again.

Who knows that behind the scenes is the official father hero himself, who is passionately racing in Qiu Mingshan.

In the main drama, Green Valley writes that the first male and the second male fall in love and kill each other, fighting bloody battles, sympathizing with each other and becoming the only irreplaceable enemy of each other.

Green Valley writes in the fandom that one man and one man two, you come and I sweat profusely, and the tongue is open, and the door is wide open, lingering on each other until dawn.

Green Valley doesn't know if the readers are happy, but he is anyway.

Liri commented that Lugu's behavior is called the highest level of imagination, and she has been imagining persistently for almost ten years, and even wrote the fantasy into a book and filmed it into a TV series. It is probably the most powerful way of secret love in the world.

Li Ri is one of the few insiders who knew about Green Valley's crush on one person, and at the same time felt sorry for this stubborn guy. She remembered the conversation she had with Green Valley a long time ago, and hoped that he would consider it again An ending that puts the first male and the second male together.

After all, this is not a mainstream value, and if this book is finished properly, Green Valley may be able to become a god. Li Ri looked at Green Valley, which was huddled into a small ball, and couldn't imagine such a magnificent and gorgeous text coming from this person holding a porcelain white book. Created in the extremely slender hands of the coffee cup.

Lu Gu lowered his head and looked at his blurred reflection on the dark gray coffee surface. The fingertips he was holding on the coffee cup were white enough to be transparent by himself. He hadn't gone out for a long time. Neat, but still seemed a little unresponsive, he slowly raised his head to look at Li Ri who had a complicated expression on the opposite side, and repeated her words blankly:

"Why should the protagonist and the heroine be together?"

Li Ri paused: "Because, the male lead can't be with the second male lead."

She looked at Lu Gu's dazed face with a bit of distress, she was cruel, and decided to expose the last unrealistic fantasy of Lu Gu, she opened her mouth, and suddenly it rained heavily outside the small cafe with warm and dim lights, and she walked slowly The pianist gracefully lifted the hem of his tuxedo, sat on the dilapidated grand piano bench in the cafe, and played "For Alice".

Liri's voice was poured into Lugu's chaotic brain together with the sound of the piano and the rain, clearly like the tip of a needle that had accidentally landed on the skin, and Lugu flinched from being stabbed, belatedly withdrawing from his own world. Woke up.

"Even if the hero wants to, even if you can write, even if you still let them be together this time."

Liri turned her head and couldn't bear to look at Lugu who almost lowered her head into the cup.

"But, Green Valley, you and Bakugou will never be together."

Her steady voice squeezed out a crack in Lugu's heart, and the full emotions in her heart suddenly overflowed from her eyes, and the needles that fell on the skin pierced the self-deceiving secret lover out of blood, even in the blood. It's a high-saturation liking for that person.

"Green Valley, it's not like you haven't told him, didn't you fail?"

"He even ran abroad because he hated you."

"Green Valley, you don't need his, you deserve better."

Green Valley exhaled white air, the gradually cooling coffee ceramic cup in his hand was the only source of heat for his whole body, he blinked his eyes, the tears on his eyelashes were shattered in the bitter American coffee by the mist and the sound of the piano , he doesn't like to drink this kind of drink, he tastes like a child, he likes sweet things like milk and cappuccino, but——

——Green Valley blinked again, he held back the falling tears seriously, his green eyes were wetly reflected in the coffee cup, he took a deep breath and poured the whole cup of his unsweetened coffee like medicine It entered my own throat, and I was so bitter that I retched a bit, but I still swallowed it stubbornly and with difficulty, not allowing myself to waste a drop.

It was as bitter and disgusting as his wishful crush, but he swallowed it willingly, and he was reluctant to spit out his hot heart.

Green Valley turned his head to look at the reflection outside the glass window, which had been beaten by heavy rain. He could see himself reflected on the glass with red eyes and pursed lips, like a silly little beast who didn't know how to flinch, even in the torrential rainstorm. In the rainy day, I was drenched all over, and I didn't want to give up.

That person is like a blade or poison, growing close to his skin and blood vessels. It has been planted in his flesh and blood since he was very young. To get rid of it is undoubtedly to peel off a piece of broken glass from every inch of his memory. Crazy.

He can't forget everything about that person. Bakugou's taste is very different from that of a childish guy like him. He could drink a large cup of Americano without sugar with a cold expression in high school. Green Valley asked carefully Does he like this kind of thing? Bakugo hugged his chest condescendingly and sneered—"Otherwise? Drink milk like you?"

Later, after this guy went to the United States, Green Valley began to force himself to drink only American coffee. Every time he drank it, he was so bitter that he stuck his tongue out, but next time he would choose that bag from a lot of milk without hesitation. The authentic American coffee he purchased——

——Even if we can't be together, even if Bakugo will never kiss Izuku Midoriya, but he can follow the taste in his mouth that is similar to Bakugo in a certain period of time, and pretend to be kissed.

——After all, Izuku Midoriya is the best imaginer in the world.

Green Valley turned his head to look at Liri, he spoke slowly:

"It's not about letting the male lead and the second male be together."

Green Valley's voice was a little choked up:

"The male second doesn't like the male lead, I just want them to be friends."

"When the heroine is dead, the male lead will not abandon the male lead who has nothing. He is so proud that he won't ignore the useless male lead."

"I just want them to be able to, talk."

Li Ri let out a long sigh, she handed Lu Gu a piece of tissue, stood up resignedly, hugged the great writer who was crying so pitifully, and patted him on the back.

"I'll take care of it for you at the publishing house."

She smiled helplessly and complained:

"You wayward guy, let them talk in your heart as long as you like."

In fact, Liri had already made preparations to watch this relentless Lugu Luobo remain single for the rest of her life, but she didn't expect that Lugu Luobo would panic and ask her for help, and Liri was stunned as soon as she opened her mouth:

"deku": Liri Liri! ! !I was arrested and married! ! ! !

"Light spirit girl":? ? ? ? ? ? ?

"deku": There is a player in the game who must marry me. He has bought mandatory binding items and has successfully bound with me! ! (cry) (cry) (cry) (cry)

"deku": He even lied to me with money! !Want me to marry him forever! ! !I do not believe! !I reported him.

"deku": (Screenshot of the heartbreaking chat record.JPG)

Liri was completely overwhelmed by the frightened bombardment, she clicked on the picture and browsed carefully, then frowned keenly——

——This guy named Boxindi, why does he have the taste of a violent scumbag.

She looked at the computer screen while squinting her eyes and thinking about this heartbreaking information. This guy is ranked first in the game, and the price of the equipment on his body is also unbelievably high. At first glance, he is not a simple person. He said he would buy Green Valley The huge sum of money that came to marry him might really be able to be used.

Li Ri sneered, she would never allow her own writer to fall into the same pit twice, damn it, if you have a crush on someone and start writing this kind of unfinished plot, if there is another one, you won't be able to mess around!

But for this kind of person, you can't force it, you have to prescribe the right medicine, Li Ri thought about it, generally speaking, who do gay guys hate the most?

——What kind of person is Lu Gu, who will make a gay guy who must marry Lu Gu give up his pursuit of Lu Gu?

"Light Girl": Lugu, calm down

"Light girl": If he likes men, tell him you are a woman

"Light Spirit Girl": Make a video with him, and I will teach you how to do it

Lu Gu fidgeted restlessly on the chair, facing Liri specially bought a video camera with a high-level beauty filter from the mall, he licked his lips painted with cherry pink lipstick, it was greasy and moist The touch made Lu Gu, a rough kid who relied on drinking hot water to treat chapped lips, feel very uncomfortable.

He licked his lips, and was hit on the head by Liri next to him. Lugu innocently covered his head, and the eyelashes that were painted with mascara by Liri looked extraordinarily slender. The pitiful feeling doubled in an instant, making him lovable. His clear green eyes were still chewing tears, coupled with a waistless uniform that Liri specially matched for him, he looked even more charming than the most expensive and high-end dolls. I want to buy it back and cherish it.

Green Valley grabbed the hem of the skirt embarrassingly, trying to drag the short skirt to a place where it could cover his knees, Liri couldn't bear to watch his panties being exposed because of the waistband of the skirt, Unbearable, he knocked on the head of this guy who looked like he had fleas all over his body:

"Stop moving! It's hard to make you look sexy!"

Lu Gu's eyes were full of tears: "Li Ri, is this really useful?"

Liri hugged her chest, but she didn't know what to do. She asked her best friend Ye Yintou what kind of girls gays usually hate. Ye Yintou's original words were——

——"Are you gay? The gays I know generally hate girls who compete with them, especially the sexy ones!"

Li Ri looked hesitantly at Lu Gu, who was sitting on the chair like a nervous blank mind, this should be considered sexy, right?Li Ri gritted her teeth, forget it, no, there are more sexy ones!

Li Ri withdrew from the camera, gestured OK to Lu Gu, and taught Lu Gu repeatedly with her lips:

"besexy!" "youaresexygirl!"

The sexy girl Lu Gu was so nervous that her hands and feet were cold that she went online, and within 5 minutes after he went online, he was caught heartbroken. Lu Gu trembled and tapped on the keyboard with an expression of grief and anger:

"deku": Teacher, I figured it out, if you really want to get married, I can do it too

"deku": But the teacher must be able to accept my gender and appearance!

Bao Hao frowned, what the hell is Fei Jiu trying to do?

Before he could react, a video invitation dialogue request suddenly popped up in the private chat, and Bao Hao raised his eyebrows——

——It’s actually a direct video, I’ve never seen the disgusting look of Fei Jiu, he sneered casually, blocked his camera with a black panel, and clicked “Agree” casually.

President Bohao, who thought he would never overturn the car, was still slowly raising his cup to drink coffee, but in the next second he squirted a big mouthful at the screen——

——The trash on the screen is pure and sexy, with a look of being bullied and about to cry, trembling and forcing his voice to soften and sweeten, and act like a baby to the opposite black screen with a crying voice:

"Small, little brother, are you online dating? I, I'm loli."

Green Valley: What I wear underneath is a thong QAQ