【WIN】I married the gamer I hate
Chapter 2
Izuku Midoriya calmly uninstalled the game.
——After 10 minutes, he downloaded the game and cried aggrievedly. He was an idiot and forgot that he and Baoxindi had added a private chat friend. Go back to the game, otherwise I will hang up on him in the game forum, saying that the player deku just cheated him with a top-level item and ran away.
——Who wants to lie to such props! ! ! !Do I look gay! ! ! !
Green Valley trembled with anger when he saw the arrogant and arrogant words "trash cheats money and sex" in the chat conversation.
— Am I retarded? ? ?Why did I think that this person is willing to take the time to teach (ou) guide (da) me so he is a good person! !It's obviously bad as hell! !
Green Valley hated it so much that he wanted to beat his heart, but because he couldn't beat it, he let it go.
When Green Valley boarded the game again, the public screen world had already exploded. Whether it was someone buying items and binding them to others forcibly, or marrying the number one male player in the region, it was worth being recognized. Discuss the historical events of the last three days and nights.
And I don’t know if it’s because Boxindi was deified too seriously among the game players. No one thought that it was Boxindi who forced her to marry Green Valley. After being unable to ask for it, she married a god-level player with a heart-wrenching props.
There are hundreds of floors of posts on the game forums detailing how they get along, each floor is sincerely denouncing Deku as an unrequited love, every day when he goes online, he finds Xiaocaibi players who are heartbreakingly entangled and then heartbreakingly beaten crazily Occasionally, someone sighs that Deku is really hot and will be scolded-bless you for being entangled by a gay like Deku.
Green Valley: ...
I'm not this kind of casual gay! ! ! !
Green Valley began to feel desperate for his gaming career.
As soon as I saw him online, I used the private chat system in the game to call him violently, but Green Valley didn't want to pay attention to this bastard who went against his will. He wanted to find a quiet place without heartbreak to mourn him There is no way to have such a pure first love——
——Hey, it feels so strange to fall in love with Xiaosheng secretly after becoming a married woman. I feel like I am being raped when I look at the photos of him on my bedside.
Green Valley, who didn't think there was anything wrong with bringing herself into the setting of a married woman, was seriously depressed for a while in an off-campus coffee shop, and then decided to open it up, and decided to happily like Xiaosheng after the divorce ——
——It's impossible not to like Bakugo Katsuki, it's impossible in this life, I can only occasionally get divorced and continue to fall in love secretly.
Heartbreakingly, he was still making a series of fatal calls to Lu Gu, not knowing that Lu Gu saw that the private message he sent had already contained his ex-husband's affection, and Lu Gu replied tactfully:
"deku": Heartbroken teacher, if you want to open a new panel, I have a few people who are more suitable for marriage.
Muzzle very pimp!A look at the business proficiency!Selling friends in the game is not soft at all!
"deku": There are both men and women, do you want me to make an appointment for you to meet up?
The news from the opposite side hadn't come over for a long time, and Lugu felt a little guilty that he might be pissed off, but he still wanted to make things clear, so he sent a message over there:
"deku": Teacher, we are really not suitable, I have my own heart
"deku": We'd better get divorced, heartbroken teacher
Consciously explaining the cause and effect clearly, Lugu went to search for divorce procedures contentedly, and even planned to release the new "Marriage Module" notice, which criticized him ten times in a row.
When Green Valley finally pulls out the divorce procedures from a lot of complicated game information, I really want to go back and criticize a few more, which is different from a simple marriage that only needs mutual consent (as long as you have money, the other party does not agree. ), but divorce is much more complicated——
——It is necessary for both parties to state their reasons in a special divorce office before making a judgment. If the reasons cannot impress the adjudicator of the office, the divorce will fail.
In other words, Green Valley had to sit face-to-face with Boxin in a place similar to a court, and under the witness of more than ten relatives and friends (game friends), they sequentially narrated the reasons for the breakdown of their marriage.
——Why does this crazy planner suddenly write realistically in this kind of place every time! ! ! ! !
Green Valley will remember to burn papers for the plan next year, and this kind of plan should be stripped and hung in front of the divorce office for public display.
After Green Valley downloaded the divorce agreement from the official website (yes, there are such things) and signed it, it was very frightening and sent it to the heartbreaker. A feeling of coolness——
——He chose "My spouse often beats me for no reason, and I shed tears every day."
Green Valley felt that this option made a lot of sense. After he resolutely chose the spouse who was given to him, he began to tremble.
I am so afraid that my spouse will beat me again! ! !
The spouse didn't have time to beat him. After the spouse received the divorce agreement in the mailbox in the company, his scalp was numb with anger. Baohao squinted his eyes to see the line of divorce reasons, and put his hands on the bright and large glass lacquer. He tapped slowly on the desk in front of him, and on the computer in front of him was a person wearing a cool battle suit who was eagerly searching for the opponent, and the rotating 3D scene was dazzling.
Outside the computer is the president of a listed company wearing a three-piece suit. From the close-fitting shirt to the elegant cufflinks, there is a tailor-made high-end taste. Then there is the wild and unruly high school boy with a side face. His handsome face has faded and he looks aggressive and full of aggression. The curved jawline and lip line have a sharp knife edge. He clasped his fingers together Leaning on the black leather sofa chair, he looks like a murderous mafia godfather, and the red eyes that randomly flow on the computer screen reveal blood.
When Shangming came in, he was frightened by Bao Hao's long-lost look of slashing people with a knife, his legs went limp, and his desire to survive was so strong that he immediately wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy:
"Baohao, which company do you want to buy again!? Boss, please let us go! Our department has been working overtime for a month, give us mortals some sleep time!"
Seeing Bakugo's gloomy expression unmoved, Shang Ming painstakingly opened the plastic blue folder he brought in and continued to persuade:
"Boss, we just merged with a game company last month. We need to recuperate in a short period of time, and the other party's people who have not been deployed also need to adapt to the new environment."
Shang Ming glanced at Bakugo's computer desktop unintentionally, and gasped in horror at the "divorce agreement" opened in the upper right corner:
"Bakugo, when did you get married???"
Bakugou gave him a cold look: "This morning."
Shangming became more and more shocked: "Then you—?!"
Baohao sneered: "The other party's reason for divorce is domestic violence."
Shangming was startled and said in a loud voice: "You really know how to beat your wife!!!!"
Baohao looked at Shangming coldly and disgustedly, Shangming lowered his head and coughed in embarrassment, then looked away from his accusing eyes as if nothing had happened, and shouted belatedly:
"That's not right, Bakugo!!! You are a scandal!!! This affects the company's stock price!! It must be suppressed!!!"
Bakugo looked at Shangming who was jumping around him nervously for a while with the eyes of a mentally retarded:
"Idiot face, please take a closer look, it's the game's divorce agreement."
Shang Ming was stunned.
"Eh——?!!! You must plan the marriage system because of this?"
Bakugo smiled cruelly, gritted his teeth and said:
"I should fucking strip this idiot who planned the divorce section together and hang it up in front of the divorce office to show the public. Can't I see that I want to date?!"
Shangming held back his laughter and forced him in a low voice: "Well, you didn't keep the target yourself, I don't think you should carry this blame scheme."
Bakugo glanced at Shangming viciously: "Huh? What the hell did you just say?"
Shangming said calmly: "I'll go pick up the clothes I planned right away, the divorce section is really stupid."
Lu Gu, who didn't know that the divorce section would be gone soon, was walking wholeheartedly on the way to the divorce office. While he was sad that he was married, he was very happy to be able to regain his freedom. He walked straight on the road. Tap, flicking the rabbit ears on the back of the battle suit.
He was wearing a deku vest and swaying around in the game blatantly, unaware that more and more people were already focusing on his surroundings or behind him, staring at this lonely little rabbit with malicious eyes.
In fact, it’s no wonder that Green Valley is unprepared. He doesn’t play games for a long time. His daily routine is to go online and get domestic violence. Occasionally, he is guarded and beats some fixed npcs heartbreakingly. He was very unhappy and beat him half to death or completely dead. Anyway, he was so possessive that he didn't allow Lugu to have contact with other people. The two steps of death in place and resurrection in place are repeated every day.
Later, after he found out that Boxindi was the number one player in the region, none of the pheasant players outside was as good as his little finger (in a heartbreaking language), and he died in peace every day.
In other words, Green Valley knew nothing about the admiration players have for the number one player in this phenomenal online game.
Heartbreaking is really powerful, and it’s not as powerful as it was in the first year. The video of him leaving the arena is used as a model video for textbooks on all major social media, and the number of views is basically a million. With star players leaving the order with such fanfare, and it seems that it is not voluntary, there are naturally many sincere fans who have entered the water to engage in Green Valley.
Green Valley's wanted posts on the forum have been swiped, and the highest amount has reached 20 yen. Green Valley hasn't seen it in the morning, and now the wanted posts that will kill Green Valley's account have already slaughtered the entire forum.
——The most terrifying thing is that these fans are allowed to receive the wanted amount repeatedly, that is, as long as you kill Green Valley so that you can't play the game, then you can claim all these bounties once.
In other words, the green valley walking on the street is a walking treasure chest, as long as you can cut it open, the money is yours.
The crowd that was about to move gradually approached the ignorant and fat little rabbit. Someone had drawn out a weapon and aimed it at the temple of Green Valley. The sound of iron rods and baseball bats slicing across the ground was intertwined, the sound of bullets being loaded and the sound of swords being drawn out of their scabbards. Bloody mix.
Green Valley looked suspiciously at a group of players who wanted to play disco around him and approached him every five seconds. Green Valley paused and manipulated the character to turn back suddenly. Make a big circle.
Green Valley is a bit dazed, what have I done?
In fact, it has nothing to do with him, the main reason is that these players themselves are also afraid. Although a group of people guessed swearingly that Deku forced their hearts out, but it seems that this guy does not have such courage, if the situation is not like this——
——It would be too embarrassing if he loves deku out of his heart. Wouldn't it be easy to kill those who touch his wife out of his heart and cancel his account?
But how could they not take risks if they want to get money, they gritted their teeth and continued to approach, and finally had the courage to shoot the first shot at Green Valley——
Green Valley is still looking blankly at this group of people who seem to be going to the divorce office with him—what's going on?Is everyone so childish about marriage?So many people want to divorce? !
A burst of flames suddenly burst out in the air, and someone broke through the dense smoke like a meteorite exploding in the universe and approached Green Valley. The bullet that was still spinning in the air was held by this person with one hand expressionlessly. He coldly typed out the word "Get out", and a group of mobs who were ready to go were all stunned——
——then fled in all directions in a panic.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"It's true!!! It's true between them!!! Don't kill me, I'm here to watch!!!"
"I didn't shoot!! I didn't shoot!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A player who was about to kill deku saw the facial expression of the person next to him who was holding his head like him, and gradually became demented. He poked the player who seemed to be about to collapse and cry in confusion:
"Deku?!"
Green Valley grabs his hand like grabbing a life-saving straw:
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!爆心地来取我狗命了!!!他来杀我了!!!!」
——After 10 minutes, he downloaded the game and cried aggrievedly. He was an idiot and forgot that he and Baoxindi had added a private chat friend. Go back to the game, otherwise I will hang up on him in the game forum, saying that the player deku just cheated him with a top-level item and ran away.
——Who wants to lie to such props! ! ! !Do I look gay! ! ! !
Green Valley trembled with anger when he saw the arrogant and arrogant words "trash cheats money and sex" in the chat conversation.
— Am I retarded? ? ?Why did I think that this person is willing to take the time to teach (ou) guide (da) me so he is a good person! !It's obviously bad as hell! !
Green Valley hated it so much that he wanted to beat his heart, but because he couldn't beat it, he let it go.
When Green Valley boarded the game again, the public screen world had already exploded. Whether it was someone buying items and binding them to others forcibly, or marrying the number one male player in the region, it was worth being recognized. Discuss the historical events of the last three days and nights.
And I don’t know if it’s because Boxindi was deified too seriously among the game players. No one thought that it was Boxindi who forced her to marry Green Valley. After being unable to ask for it, she married a god-level player with a heart-wrenching props.
There are hundreds of floors of posts on the game forums detailing how they get along, each floor is sincerely denouncing Deku as an unrequited love, every day when he goes online, he finds Xiaocaibi players who are heartbreakingly entangled and then heartbreakingly beaten crazily Occasionally, someone sighs that Deku is really hot and will be scolded-bless you for being entangled by a gay like Deku.
Green Valley: ...
I'm not this kind of casual gay! ! ! !
Green Valley began to feel desperate for his gaming career.
As soon as I saw him online, I used the private chat system in the game to call him violently, but Green Valley didn't want to pay attention to this bastard who went against his will. He wanted to find a quiet place without heartbreak to mourn him There is no way to have such a pure first love——
——Hey, it feels so strange to fall in love with Xiaosheng secretly after becoming a married woman. I feel like I am being raped when I look at the photos of him on my bedside.
Green Valley, who didn't think there was anything wrong with bringing herself into the setting of a married woman, was seriously depressed for a while in an off-campus coffee shop, and then decided to open it up, and decided to happily like Xiaosheng after the divorce ——
——It's impossible not to like Bakugo Katsuki, it's impossible in this life, I can only occasionally get divorced and continue to fall in love secretly.
Heartbreakingly, he was still making a series of fatal calls to Lu Gu, not knowing that Lu Gu saw that the private message he sent had already contained his ex-husband's affection, and Lu Gu replied tactfully:
"deku": Heartbroken teacher, if you want to open a new panel, I have a few people who are more suitable for marriage.
Muzzle very pimp!A look at the business proficiency!Selling friends in the game is not soft at all!
"deku": There are both men and women, do you want me to make an appointment for you to meet up?
The news from the opposite side hadn't come over for a long time, and Lugu felt a little guilty that he might be pissed off, but he still wanted to make things clear, so he sent a message over there:
"deku": Teacher, we are really not suitable, I have my own heart
"deku": We'd better get divorced, heartbroken teacher
Consciously explaining the cause and effect clearly, Lugu went to search for divorce procedures contentedly, and even planned to release the new "Marriage Module" notice, which criticized him ten times in a row.
When Green Valley finally pulls out the divorce procedures from a lot of complicated game information, I really want to go back and criticize a few more, which is different from a simple marriage that only needs mutual consent (as long as you have money, the other party does not agree. ), but divorce is much more complicated——
——It is necessary for both parties to state their reasons in a special divorce office before making a judgment. If the reasons cannot impress the adjudicator of the office, the divorce will fail.
In other words, Green Valley had to sit face-to-face with Boxin in a place similar to a court, and under the witness of more than ten relatives and friends (game friends), they sequentially narrated the reasons for the breakdown of their marriage.
——Why does this crazy planner suddenly write realistically in this kind of place every time! ! ! ! !
Green Valley will remember to burn papers for the plan next year, and this kind of plan should be stripped and hung in front of the divorce office for public display.
After Green Valley downloaded the divorce agreement from the official website (yes, there are such things) and signed it, it was very frightening and sent it to the heartbreaker. A feeling of coolness——
——He chose "My spouse often beats me for no reason, and I shed tears every day."
Green Valley felt that this option made a lot of sense. After he resolutely chose the spouse who was given to him, he began to tremble.
I am so afraid that my spouse will beat me again! ! !
The spouse didn't have time to beat him. After the spouse received the divorce agreement in the mailbox in the company, his scalp was numb with anger. Baohao squinted his eyes to see the line of divorce reasons, and put his hands on the bright and large glass lacquer. He tapped slowly on the desk in front of him, and on the computer in front of him was a person wearing a cool battle suit who was eagerly searching for the opponent, and the rotating 3D scene was dazzling.
Outside the computer is the president of a listed company wearing a three-piece suit. From the close-fitting shirt to the elegant cufflinks, there is a tailor-made high-end taste. Then there is the wild and unruly high school boy with a side face. His handsome face has faded and he looks aggressive and full of aggression. The curved jawline and lip line have a sharp knife edge. He clasped his fingers together Leaning on the black leather sofa chair, he looks like a murderous mafia godfather, and the red eyes that randomly flow on the computer screen reveal blood.
When Shangming came in, he was frightened by Bao Hao's long-lost look of slashing people with a knife, his legs went limp, and his desire to survive was so strong that he immediately wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy:
"Baohao, which company do you want to buy again!? Boss, please let us go! Our department has been working overtime for a month, give us mortals some sleep time!"
Seeing Bakugo's gloomy expression unmoved, Shang Ming painstakingly opened the plastic blue folder he brought in and continued to persuade:
"Boss, we just merged with a game company last month. We need to recuperate in a short period of time, and the other party's people who have not been deployed also need to adapt to the new environment."
Shang Ming glanced at Bakugo's computer desktop unintentionally, and gasped in horror at the "divorce agreement" opened in the upper right corner:
"Bakugo, when did you get married???"
Bakugou gave him a cold look: "This morning."
Shangming became more and more shocked: "Then you—?!"
Baohao sneered: "The other party's reason for divorce is domestic violence."
Shangming was startled and said in a loud voice: "You really know how to beat your wife!!!!"
Baohao looked at Shangming coldly and disgustedly, Shangming lowered his head and coughed in embarrassment, then looked away from his accusing eyes as if nothing had happened, and shouted belatedly:
"That's not right, Bakugo!!! You are a scandal!!! This affects the company's stock price!! It must be suppressed!!!"
Bakugo looked at Shangming who was jumping around him nervously for a while with the eyes of a mentally retarded:
"Idiot face, please take a closer look, it's the game's divorce agreement."
Shang Ming was stunned.
"Eh——?!!! You must plan the marriage system because of this?"
Bakugo smiled cruelly, gritted his teeth and said:
"I should fucking strip this idiot who planned the divorce section together and hang it up in front of the divorce office to show the public. Can't I see that I want to date?!"
Shangming held back his laughter and forced him in a low voice: "Well, you didn't keep the target yourself, I don't think you should carry this blame scheme."
Bakugo glanced at Shangming viciously: "Huh? What the hell did you just say?"
Shangming said calmly: "I'll go pick up the clothes I planned right away, the divorce section is really stupid."
Lu Gu, who didn't know that the divorce section would be gone soon, was walking wholeheartedly on the way to the divorce office. While he was sad that he was married, he was very happy to be able to regain his freedom. He walked straight on the road. Tap, flicking the rabbit ears on the back of the battle suit.
He was wearing a deku vest and swaying around in the game blatantly, unaware that more and more people were already focusing on his surroundings or behind him, staring at this lonely little rabbit with malicious eyes.
In fact, it’s no wonder that Green Valley is unprepared. He doesn’t play games for a long time. His daily routine is to go online and get domestic violence. Occasionally, he is guarded and beats some fixed npcs heartbreakingly. He was very unhappy and beat him half to death or completely dead. Anyway, he was so possessive that he didn't allow Lugu to have contact with other people. The two steps of death in place and resurrection in place are repeated every day.
Later, after he found out that Boxindi was the number one player in the region, none of the pheasant players outside was as good as his little finger (in a heartbreaking language), and he died in peace every day.
In other words, Green Valley knew nothing about the admiration players have for the number one player in this phenomenal online game.
Heartbreaking is really powerful, and it’s not as powerful as it was in the first year. The video of him leaving the arena is used as a model video for textbooks on all major social media, and the number of views is basically a million. With star players leaving the order with such fanfare, and it seems that it is not voluntary, there are naturally many sincere fans who have entered the water to engage in Green Valley.
Green Valley's wanted posts on the forum have been swiped, and the highest amount has reached 20 yen. Green Valley hasn't seen it in the morning, and now the wanted posts that will kill Green Valley's account have already slaughtered the entire forum.
——The most terrifying thing is that these fans are allowed to receive the wanted amount repeatedly, that is, as long as you kill Green Valley so that you can't play the game, then you can claim all these bounties once.
In other words, the green valley walking on the street is a walking treasure chest, as long as you can cut it open, the money is yours.
The crowd that was about to move gradually approached the ignorant and fat little rabbit. Someone had drawn out a weapon and aimed it at the temple of Green Valley. The sound of iron rods and baseball bats slicing across the ground was intertwined, the sound of bullets being loaded and the sound of swords being drawn out of their scabbards. Bloody mix.
Green Valley looked suspiciously at a group of players who wanted to play disco around him and approached him every five seconds. Green Valley paused and manipulated the character to turn back suddenly. Make a big circle.
Green Valley is a bit dazed, what have I done?
In fact, it has nothing to do with him, the main reason is that these players themselves are also afraid. Although a group of people guessed swearingly that Deku forced their hearts out, but it seems that this guy does not have such courage, if the situation is not like this——
——It would be too embarrassing if he loves deku out of his heart. Wouldn't it be easy to kill those who touch his wife out of his heart and cancel his account?
But how could they not take risks if they want to get money, they gritted their teeth and continued to approach, and finally had the courage to shoot the first shot at Green Valley——
Green Valley is still looking blankly at this group of people who seem to be going to the divorce office with him—what's going on?Is everyone so childish about marriage?So many people want to divorce? !
A burst of flames suddenly burst out in the air, and someone broke through the dense smoke like a meteorite exploding in the universe and approached Green Valley. The bullet that was still spinning in the air was held by this person with one hand expressionlessly. He coldly typed out the word "Get out", and a group of mobs who were ready to go were all stunned——
——then fled in all directions in a panic.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
"It's true!!! It's true between them!!! Don't kill me, I'm here to watch!!!"
"I didn't shoot!! I didn't shoot!!!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A player who was about to kill deku saw the facial expression of the person next to him who was holding his head like him, and gradually became demented. He poked the player who seemed to be about to collapse and cry in confusion:
"Deku?!"
Green Valley grabs his hand like grabbing a life-saving straw:
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!爆心地来取我狗命了!!!他来杀我了!!!!」
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