【WIN】I married the gamer I hate

Katsuki Bakugo and Izuku Midoriya live together.

To be more specific, Katsuki Bakugo unilaterally declared that I would live with you, a waste, moved into Izuku's small apartment in Midori Valley with great fanfare, and started to turn the house in Midori Valley into Green Valley In the house with Bakugo, the hero teacher who hadn’t stripped off his vest tried to stop him once, but he was brutally punished by the president of Bakugo on the sofa that looked very soft, and then he acquiesced with his face flushed and covering his face .

After hearing all this, Li Ri, the editor of teacher hero, said coldly to Lu Gu, who was crying wildly and begging her for help, unable to finish the draft:

"Oh, man."

Locked himself in the bathroom and pretended to be constipated, only then was he able to privately contact his life-saving straw, the stalwart and reliable editor hero teacher Liri, from his newly appointed cohabitant, Katsuki Katsuki, who wanted to cry without tears.

As the god-level writer with the most traffic on the website, when the new chapter was on the rise, the update was suspended for eight days. This kind of thing has already taken on the color of suspense and murder in the eyes of readers who follow the update. The following is Speculate whether something happened to hero, the well-known socially phobic author, at home. Straight male readers worriedly guessed what happened to the unpredictable master, and some of them were already active and panicked. Witty called the police, only Li Ri looked on coldly at this group of innocent and lovely straight male writers, wondering whether Da Da had forgotten to turn off the gas at home or we put too much pressure on him. It's cute after watching it for a long time, just be happy.

Liri talked with the teacher hero who was hiding in the bathroom with her private relationship with a blank face, thinking a little sadly in her heart, who would have thought that it was because the teacher hero had gone out, and also because her boyfriend was too possessive? Qiang couldn't find time to update, and was punished by his boyfriend on the sofa every day, and this guy seemed to secretly ordered a water bed last time, Liri sneered, straight male readers and careers are nothing compared to love! ?

Mr. Lu Gu, who avoided her boyfriend through constipation, sat on the unopened toilet with her mobile phone in her hands and typed quickly:

【Deku】: Save me Liri! ! ! !Xiaosheng has hugged me to sleep for eight consecutive nights! ! !He wakes up as soon as I move, and I have no way to get up to update in the middle of the night! ! ! !

[Light spirit girl]: .... You can sleep in separate beds:), I don't care about Green Valley, you must update tonight, the Metropolitan Police Department has received twelve calls to the police saying that you are missing, and they came to the publishing house. Someone called the police to say that you were murdered, if you don’t update, I will kill you myself Mr. hero :)

[deku]: I mentioned a separate bed, but Xiaosheng looks super angry QAQ.

Li Ri rested her chin on her mobile phone and sighed anxiously. This famous CEO looked like a tormenting goblin when he talked about love. He wished he could sew the hero teacher he just got on his body. , Green Valley can't be out of his line of sight for more than 5 minutes. If you need to avoid his communication for more than 5 minutes, you have to pretend to be constipated and hide in the bathroom. It feels like the long separation has forced this president into a PTSD patient with Green Valley. Only by being firmly confined by him in his own space and range can he calm down.

Liri paused for a moment, sighed sincerely for the stupid couple who tortured each other, and picked up the phone:

[Light spirit girl]: Can you tell him about your identity?

There was a long silence before sending a message:

[deku]: I, I haven't figured it out yet, I don't know, I wrote a lot of messy things, I look like an idiot... I wrote millions of words and I fell in love with him Wen woo woo woo

[deku]: Xiaosheng might hate me because of this QAQ

Liri's expression gradually became alert, and the woman's sixth sense frantically sounded the alarm to her at this moment, and she tapped twice thoughtfully on the phone with her fingers:

[Light spirit girl]: How many millions of words?Are you dating him?Green Valley, your serialization has reached tens of millions now...

[Light spirit girl]: Teacher Lugu, are you wearing a small vest behind my back? :)

【deku】:........I'm sorry woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Light spirit girl]: Tell me, what have you written in millions of words?

【deku】:.......hard disk file

[Light and Spiritual Girl]: ... ... Are there all millions of words?

【deku】：……

[Easy Girl]: Did Teacher Hero let them stay in the hard drive?

【deku】：……

【Light spirit girl】: ...

[Light spirit girl]: .....A while ago your straight male readers tore up the one who wrote heavy pornography, wasn't it you?

[deku]: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Light and Spiritual Girl]: Now it's my turn to bear a heavy burden in my heart! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The door of the Green Valley toilet was slammed and slammed. Teacher hero, who had just let go of the burden on his editor, just breathed a sigh of relief when he was so frightened by the violent knock on the door that he couldn't even grasp his phone. He heard the explosion. Howe said impatiently through the toilet door:

"Hey, it's been 15 minutes, what are you guys doing?!"

Seeing Liri frantically sending messages on his mobile phone asking him to update, Green Valley glanced at the door that looked like it was about to be smashed, and replied in a panic:

Um, well, it's just a little uncomfortable—"

There was a trace of unnaturalness in Bakugo's voice, and Lvgu heard him cough and say as if nothing had happened when he was talking about the weather:

Hey, shit, it was yesterday on the water bed—”

Green Valley is like a red-hot steam engine sitting on the toilet and roaring, he raised his voice and interrupted Bakugo's next words in embarrassment:

"--no!!!!!"

——The water bed that Green Valley ordered arrived yesterday. It is one of the dreams of an otaku to have sex on the water bed with the person he likes. After the senior otaku, Izuku Green Valley, placed the order in a frenzied manner and with super mobility, he slowly returned After recovering from the dopamine in love that fascinates people, I am shy and feel that I can’t do this. I covered my face and rolled on the bed a few times, and then I was going to retreat quietly when I arrived, trying to pretend to be pure and well-behaved. An otaku who has never written a few hundred words of yellow text on a hard drive.

Then this otaku was caught by his boyfriend on the spot when returning the package, and the innocent person set collapsed completely, looking at Baohao in horror, and at the word [water bed] on the delivery slip, he chose evilly With a frown, Lu Gu was lifted up and thrown onto the water bed with a blank face swaying with the fluctuations of the water bed. Before he could realize what was about to happen, he saw Baohao casually tearing off his tie, and with one hand Unbuttoning his shirt to reveal his strong physique under his suit jacket, the otaku Midoriya subconsciously swallowed his saliva and looked at Bakugo who lowered his head and approached him——

——Then as soon as Bao Hao stepped on the water bed, the water bed exploded. Poor our Green Valley Kong has a lot of theoretical knowledge, and even bought a children's version of the water bed. Adding another president would not work. Bakugo Katsuki was drenched by the bursting water with a gloomy face. Midoriya Izuku stretched out his hand and touched the water bed that had collapsed in an instant with a dull face. He stared in a daze, facing the ground The remains of the water bed——a pile of blue rubber hanging on the head of Baohao gestured, and stammered:

"Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng, it exploded—"

Bakugo gritted out a few words expressionlessly: "Yes, it exploded, just like your water bra back then—"

"--fucking exploded--!!"

The dripping otaku classmate Lugu was finally lifted and thrown onto a sofa that was softer than a water bed and punished viciously over and over again. In the end, he cried and hugged Bakugo's neck and begged for mercy, but he was not let go by the angry president Bakugo However, it is downright domineering, and it looks like it will bankrupt the manufacturers of water beds and water bras tomorrow on the spot.

Baohao is wearing the oversized Orumite home pajamas that Green Valley found out from nowhere. The loose version of the pajamas of the little waste is just right on him. At first, Baohao was disgusted, but in Green Valley, he planned to buy him a new one. (Yes, because of an emergency cohabitation, all the things that the rich president Bohao uses now are from the poor-looking Green Valley) and impatiently pulled them over and put them on. When Green Valley robbed the related peripherals of Orumite, because there was no suitable size, I grabbed a men’s large size, but when I arrived, I found it was too big, but I never got the Orumite in Green Valley. The reason for sending it back has been kept at the bottom of the box until now.

——By the way, because there is no men's small size, Green Valley secretly ordered a pair of pajamas in the female partner's medium size and has been wearing them until now.

The two are now wearing the limited couple version of Oulumite. When they were sitting on the sofa watching TV together, the smiling face of Oulumite on the pajamas cast a lingering magical color on this relationship. Shang Ming came to witness this demonic scene once, clutching his stomach and laughing until Bakugo pinned him to the ground and hammered him, while being hammered back, he twitched intermittently and laughed and complained:

"The two of you wearing this dress to watch Oulumite's video really look like an offline fan meeting of dead house fans hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakugo stared at the bathroom door that hadn't been opened for a while, frowned once and suppressed the inexplicable anxiety that came up when he couldn't see this waste, turned his head and sat back on the sofa and looked at the hard drive in the drawer with a sullen expression. He just saw it from under the sofa, and there was a post-it note on it, which contained the words carefully written by that little trash——

——【Super Important Encrypted File】

Baohao stared intently for a while, then took out his mobile phone and made a call:

"Hey, is that an idiot's face? Find someone to come over and help me open an encrypted hard drive. It's just the junk top decryption center that we cooperated with before. There is no commercial secret. Fuck, it's not to acquire the company. Stop talking nonsense and quickly find someone for me. come over!!"

——There are still 7 minutes until the hard drive of the author of the yellow article, Izuku Midoriya, is opened.