Life is always strongman lock male [Quick Transmigration]

Floor 2: What is my sister talking about?Are you hallucinating?No one will care about the life and death of a 0.

Floor 3: All this is just a trick of a straight man, does he know you are gay?

There are many people in the gay bar, and Jiang Zhou got two replies just after posting a post. He replied to the second floor and said, "Fuck off, I'm muscular 1", and then looked at the next one. This reply made him ask a question Leng.

He thought to himself that Li Ming should not know, right?That guy humiliated himself to the utmost, and his behavior was no different from that of a chaste and martyr. It can be seen that he is gay, Li Ming, that beast is also a god, so he typed "he doesn't know".

There are no replies in the post for the time being. Jiang Zhou scratched his heart tightly, but he put on a cold face. Even though there is no one in the room, he warned himself not to show that he cares about the perversion. look.

Turning around in the small room, he rolled up his sleeves and cleaned the pots and pans that he planned to wash tomorrow, and then pretentiously chose a place to place them for a long time before coughing lightly Picking up the phone, there are quite a lot of replies in it.

Floor 4: Confess your love quickly, and then you can live a life of upside-down day and night with disheveled hair and no shame.

Floor 5: I sat on Lemon Hill and watched your performance quietly.

Floor 6: I'm so sour, I beg the host to die quickly.

7th Floor: He loves you, but he just doesn't know how to be a bitch, now he's enlightened, go ahead.

Floor 8: Don't think too much, the terrible txl monster has no future in China.

Floor 9: There are no hundred-day red flowers, and immortals are different from chickens.

Floor 10: Recognize the situation and give up illusions.

Jiang Zhou read them one by one, thinking what the hell it was all about, so he decided to explain his situation in more detail.

Landlord: He is very powerful, he used to force lz to be with him, and even forced lz to wear women's clothing.But lz is a pure 1 who never compromises, he resorted to all kinds of dirty tricks, yesterday he was as annoying as before, but this morning when he woke up to see him, he suddenly changed his temper and helped lz solve all kinds of problems various problems. lz used to think he was a beast, but now he looks like a human being.

Floor 12: A lot of power?If my sister doesn't want it, please introduce it to my sister!

Floor 13: The host is pure 1?private identification

Floor 14: I can do women's clothing!

Jiang Zhou: ...This group of coquettish chickens are really too coquettish, he regrets posting in gay bar to ask questions.

Floor 15: Many things can happen in one night, maybe he found someone else outside, and he has already done some kind of crazy exercise.Who would want to eat my sister's old bacon after tasting the delicious and juicy tender meat?Now being nice to my sister is just to wash away the stains, and I am preparing to let go completely. Maybe in a few days there will be a chicken-killing scene, sister, run away.Leaving his phone number before leaving, my younger sister is willing to mess with her.

Floor 16: Queen of the Hall of Wishes!

Floor 17: +1

Floor 18: +10086

Jiang Zhou didn't read any more. He turned off the post bar in disgust, threw the phone aside, pulled up the quilt to cover his head, and stared at his big piercing eyes in the dark in a daze.

In his heart, he didn't really believe the words of the gay bar group of flirtatious chickens, but suddenly a voice came out of his heart.

Li Ming won't hook up with someone else in just one night, right?

too disgusting.

Jiang Zhou panicked when he thought about it, thinking that this unruly person might be sick, he was very nervous, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, after a while he got up from the warm blanket and got out of bed There was a lot of pee in the toilet.

There is a huge mirror left by the previous owner in the toilet, which is embedded in the wall behind the toilet. At this moment, he is peeing and looking at the man in the mirror.

Wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs are quite perfect.He turned his gaze to his own face again, raised his eyebrows and pouted his lips, and secretly sighed how could there be such a handsome man in the world, shouldn't it be taken for granted that such a man would be crazy for him?Thinking of this somehow, he was suddenly satisfied again.After peeing, he shook twice and rushed his hand casually, and retreated to the bed contentedly, and fell asleep peacefully.

……

In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the high-rise apartment on the other side, Cheng Cheng was holding a glass of champagne and pretending to be inscrutable. He was bragging with 1404 in his mind, and he couldn't hide his pride in his pretendingly deep tone.

"I think I have taken Jiang Zhou down, and I can start doing tasks with confidence in a few days."

1404 didn't want to listen to him bragging. He was playing games on the other side until he was crazy. When Cheng Sheng finished his sentence proudly, he said perfunctorily: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm) to the point of going crazy),)

Cheng Sheng didn't notice it at all, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was extremely witty. He even had the whimsical idea that if he returned to high school with his current IQ, he would be able to take the math test of 140+.

Looking at the big and round moon outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, he took out his mobile phone and sent Jiang Zhou good night.

1404 Seeing Cheng Cheng's actions at the end of a game, he was a little puzzled: "Isn't it because of the mission? Why do you still want to send him a message?" But he seemed to have just remembered something after he finished speaking. As soon as the voice was stopped, there was no noise in my mind.

Cheng Sheng didn't mind, he liked to smile very much, at this moment the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he patiently explained to 1404: "Only all-round service can reflect the sincerity that I want to make friends with him, and the details determine success or failure. "In fact, he didn't know why he still sent a message. As soon as the words came out without thinking, he was the first to convince himself, and instantly felt his alertness, so he sent another energetic message. The emoji passed.

1404 felt that Cheng Cheng was talking nonsense, but when he heard him patiently explaining to himself, he felt a little strange, and said, "I see, go to bed early, don't mess around just because this is a virtual world, The spirit still needs regular rest.”

After he finished speaking, he wanted to go offline, but just a second before cutting off the host and contacting him, he heard Cheng Cheng's soft "thank you".

What a strange person, 1404 thought, who could talk to mechanical systems.

Cheng Cheng stood up, looked up at the big moon at night in this world, and slowly fell asleep.The lights in the house disappeared, and the cars and people outside the bustling city became less and less as the night deepened, and the world suddenly became quiet.

……

The next day, Cheng Cheng was woken up by a frenzied call from his manager Lin Yi. He reached for his phone, and after connecting, he asked in a hazy nasal voice, "It's still early, why are you doing it?" ?”

Lin Yi leaned against the car to answer the phone, his heart skipped a beat when he heard the voice, he uncontrollably raised his head and squinted at the window of the floor where Cheng Cheng was, and said in a nice voice: "Today we are going to shoot a commercial , I will be there at one o'clock in the afternoon, and it is already nine o'clock, if I don't get up and prepare, I will be late, and the marketing account may write something indiscriminately by then."

After hearing this, Cheng Cheng rolled around on the bed, and then reluctantly replied: "Okay, then wait for me." Then he hung up the phone and got up from the bed while yawning.

Lin Yi held the hung up phone, but he was not angry at all, but had a sweet and happy expression on his face, but this expression lasted until he saw Cheng Cheng, looking at that handsome young man, his heart was renewed again. become bitter.

After getting in the car, Cheng Cheng moved towards the window uncomfortably, cleared his throat, opened his mouth first, and said, "Let's forget about it today, what kind of work will I have in the future? I'll reject all those who haven't filled out the contract yet." gone."

Lin Yi was sensitive to his abnormality, and almost blurted out, "Did something happen?"

The blood on his face faded after he finished asking, he forgot that Li Ming hated people interfering with his personal affairs the most.Maybe he will be hated even more, as soon as this idea suddenly appeared in Lin Yi's mind, it almost suffocated him.

But he never expected that Li Ming would actually respond to him.

Hearing Lin Yi's question, Cheng Cheng said: "Oh! Nothing happened, it's just that I've been too tired recently, and I think it's time to go behind the scenes, and you can slowly reduce my workload. Endorsements, I won’t do anything in the future. After all, I’m an actor, so it’s better to focus on my job, and you can take more patriotic activities such as promoting socialist values. I already have enough money, and my future wish is to have more Do something meaningful."

Cheng Cheng's gentle tone made Lin Yi very excited. This was the first time since the breakup that Li Ming spoke to him so intimately. He didn't think about the content of the words, but nodded frequently to show that he understood.

After he calmed down and reacted, he remembered one thing, and said cautiously: "There is an outdoor variety show that has not signed a contract, but I hope you can go." After speaking, he seemed a little nervous, and then said, " That variety show only shoots two episodes, so it won’t take up too much of your time. I calculated the broadcast time, which happens to be the same as the time when Xian Miao announced the start of filming, and when the time comes, we will be able to promote it with all our strength. Build momentum."

Cheng Cheng didn't know much about these things, he was a little dazed seeing Lin Yi thinking about him everywhere, after a long time he smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll listen to you, whatever you say is what you say."

The car drove through the curve, tall buildings disappeared, and nothing could block the glare of the sun.Lin Yi looked at the young man beside him who was smiling at him, his nose sore and he almost couldn't hold back his tears.

How long has he not seen Li Ming like this?

But he still didn't cry after all. The lacrimal glands of adults seem to have undergone a certain degree of degeneration, and it is no longer easy to secrete liquid, so he just said "OK" softly.

As long as it's something you want to do...

……

Jiang Zhou went to bed later than usual last night, and woke up later this morning than usual. He picked up his phone and checked, and unexpectedly there were several messages in it.

It was from Li Ming.

Good night last night and good morning this morning.

"What the hell is this beast doing?" After reading it, he dismissively threw the phone aside, but his eyes, which were covered with gum, were a little brighter than before.

It's just that the light was not so obvious, so he didn't notice it in time.

The author has something to say: The author has something to say:

The scumbag author has been in the gay bar for a year, there is no need to doubt, the group of little show|chicks are even more coquettish than this, I still restrain myself from writing, I am afraid that I will not pass the trial if I write it according to the truth!

But I really like them ahhhh, so cute~

But I want to emphasize one point, the gay bar I’m talking about here is not the gay bar in reality, hahahaha I’m in a Sao|chicken post bar, la la la la, you can’t find it no matter how you look~(smile.jpg)

Analysis of post bar terminology:

1.一般他们自称是“本可儿”，通常以姐妹相称。（这可能和gay吧0多1少有关，那少少的1里面还有不少是0假扮的……）

2. Boots - thanks

3. Horrible txl monsters—horrible homosexual monsters (Many gays use this sentence to scold other gays, which is similar to self-deprecating, but there is no malice in it.)

4. The mascot of the gay bar is Sao|Chicken, so there are quite a lot of chicken terms derived from it, such as "chicken words", "chicken coop warning", etc. For specific connotations, please refer to Hong Shixian's "You are so showy" !”.