A chrysanthemum explosion caused by a bag of cakes

A, B, C, and D are roommates in a high school.

"Where did you buy this cake? It tastes pretty good." A said, he took a long cake and said casually.

"It's a cake shop next to the school. I was a little hungry, so I bought it at random." B said.

"Ah~ what's delicious, I'll try it too!" C said.

D looked inside the cake bag and said seriously, "I think the cake seller is gay."

"Ah?" The remaining three asked questions at the same time.

"Well, come and take a look. In this bag of cakes, except for one cake in the shape of a circle, the rest are all stick-shaped cakes."

"So what?" C asked.

D took a long cake and inserted him into the circle cake, "Got it?"

The three of them froze for a while, and A spoke first, "Hey, isn't your imagination a little too rich?"

B adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Is this your basis?"

C is still confused.

D is still expressionless, "I think this is enough to explain. The boss who sells the cake is actually hinting."

"hint?"

"That's right. And the hint is very clever. Only people with similar sexual interests can understand. So if you are interested, you will visit his store again. If you see the right way, maybe this thing will be done."

"So, how are you?" A lazily opened his eyelids, and cast a sidelong glance at D.

"I'm just good at reasoning and analyzing problems."

"What are you guys talking about?" C muttered, dissatisfied.

"And... this boss is probably a very horny man. Because there is only one circle here, but there are many sticks. So I conclude that he is someone who likes to play NP. One person may not satisfy him."

B was silent for a while, "Well... I think his reasoning is not unreasonable."

A snorted, "Crazy you guys."

"What kind of horse? NP?" C was surprised.

"Do you remember what kind of man the boss is?" D asked B.

B thought for a while and then said, "I can't remember clearly, anyway, he should be a man in his 30s, and I don't care about his appearance."

"I want to meet him," D said.

A's eyes widened, "You really have something wrong with your brain." He shook his head helplessly.

"Maybe you don't believe my reasoning just now. But if I go to buy his cake tomorrow, and he still has this kind of circle, and the others are all sticks, it can only show...it's not a coincidence."

"..." A frowned, "Then do you need to run again for this kind of thing?"

"Since I have found a problem, how can I ignore it? I am not only a man who pays attention to theory, but also pays more attention to practice."

"Crazy." A rolled his eyes and cursed again.If B is called a genius by everyone, then it is not an exaggeration for D to be called a ghost by everyone, he thought.

Early the next morning.

D stood upright in front of the cake shop.

He looked at the busy man in the glass.

It is indeed a man in his 30s.With a sharp-edged face, he looks very manly.There is a little stubble on the chin, but unexpectedly it feels more refreshing.

He was wearing a clean and tidy white coat, and he also wore a white apron, from which he could see the bulging and firm muscles under the white coat.

The man is making a cake, his hands are well-articulated and very strong.

"Hi, boss." D said.

"Ah... hello!" The boss noticed someone calling him, and wiped his hands on the apron, "What do you need, brother?" The boss raised a warm smile.

"..."

The boss looked at the little brother in front of him.

The well-cut school uniform was spotlessly worn by this little brother, making him look very tall and straight.

There is no expression, giving people a rigorous feeling.His eyes are sharp.

The facial features are very correct, but he looks very good-looking.

"I want this." D said, pointing to the cake under the window.

D finds out that ring cakes and loaf cakes are mixed together.

"Okay! How much do you want?"

"One catty."

"Okay. Here it is for you!" The boss began to load the cake for D, "Haha, brother, you have a good eye. This is my signature cake, and it is also my own research and development. These are all made by myself. Although I This research and development is not comparable to the academic research of your prestigious school, but it is still a craft~ I really like making cakes." The boss kept smiling.

"..." D found that the face of the boss when he smiled was not as cold and hard as when he was expressionless.And there's a lot to talk about.

It feels... not like that kind of lewd man.Is my reasoning wrong?

"Okay. Here, a total of 10 yuan."

"thank you boss."

"You're welcome! Share some with your roommates too. If you like it, you must visit again!"

"Yes, I will."

The boss waved to D.

D, who walked a little further, opened the bag and flipped the cake a little.

Sure enough, there was only one ring cake, and the others were all long strips.

D nodded, it seems that his reasoning is correct, all appearances are false, he really is a man who wants to play NP.

D returns to the dormitory.

The remaining three stared at the bag in D's hand.

"How is it? Take a look at the cake you bought!" C said excitedly.

"Yes, let's take a look." B pushed his glasses, as if he was ready for the announcement of the result.

"...cut..." A continued to act as if he didn't care at all, but his eyes were still fixed on the bag in D's hand.

"Yeah." D replied, and dumped the cake in the bag onto the table.

C blinked his eyes, "Wow~ There is really only one circle! The rest are sticks!" C called excitedly.

"It seems that it is exactly as D expected." B looked at D with approval. D accepts.

"Hmph... What if this time is also a coincidence? Were the two cakes mixed together in the first place?" A was still not convinced.

"Yes. And I checked before he loaded the cakes. The two cakes are distributed evenly. Why is there only one circle after that? It can only mean that he distributed it this way on purpose."

"..." A was a little embarrassed, "Then...then when you saw him filling the cake, did he only pick sticks?"

"There is no sign of picking a stick. This just shows that his technique has been well practiced. It is so good that it only fits in one circle. There is no trace of deliberation at all."

"..." A was speechless.

"And he said that he developed this cake himself. Sure enough, he wanted to hook up with men in this way."

"...Hmph, how boring. Who would believe this kind of thing! You really have a brain problem."

D is noncommittal.

"Let's assume that "the boss is not gay". Then when we buy cakes, the two cakes should be equally distributed. But it is not the case. Let's take a look at this pile of cakes. I think there are at least 30 cakes in this pile. But only one of them is a circle, and it happened twice. You don’t need to calculate it to know that the probability is very small. We can call it a small probability event. In statistics, we call a small probability event an impossible event. But When this impossible event happens...we can only overthrow our original hypothesis, that is, not accept the assumption that "the boss is not gay", then on the contrary, we can only accept the fact that "the boss is gay". "B said seriously.

"FUCK... Xueba, what are you talking about? Can you speak human language?" A looked disgusted.

B is also noncommittal.

"Let's see it this way! I'm going to meet the boss tomorrow, what do you think?" C was eager to try.

"Why are you joining in the fun?" A was surprised.

"I think it's very interesting ~ and you don't believe it? Then I will go again tomorrow and see what the result is!"

D: "I agree."

B: "I agree too."

A: "...Hmph, up to you."

"Okay, then it's such a happy decision!" C raised his hands and cheered.

The next day, C stood in front of the bakery.