Kiss him if you don't want to become a fox

"I don't eat sugar."

"Then why would you buy a lollipop?" Su Qing held a lollipop in her mouth, her mouth full of orange flavor, squinting her eyes comfortably, thinking to herself, could it be that this kid asked Sudan about his preferences beforehand, and then followed suit? OK to kiss his ass?

"Some customers will come with their children, and the children like to eat. If you like to eat, you can eat whatever you want."

"..."

Damn, what are you doing for me?

You take one bite at a time, can I fucking say I like it?

With the lollipop on her tongue, Su Qing couldn't turn it anymore, and coughed dryly: "How old are you?"

"19, how about you?"

"I am also 19, why don't you go to school when you are 19?"

"It's over."

Su Qing choked, what does it mean that it's over?

"Finished high school?"

"We don't have a high school there. After elementary school, you go to university, and after university, you're done."

"..."

There is no high school, and you go straight to university after elementary school. Are there all prodigies in your place?

Su Qing looked at Bai Ning as if he was mentally retarded, and joked casually: "Then did you finish elementary school or university?"

"the University."

"..."

Dude, are you kidding me?

"You've finished college and don't know how to use a computer?"

"We don't have computers there."

"..." Su Qing could only exhale. His mother encountered some mental illness, turned her back, and quietly sent Sudan a WeChat message: [Sister, is that Bai Ning mentally ill? 】

Sudan replied in seconds: [You are only insane. 】

Su Qing choked.

When I look back at Bai Ning, the expression on her face is hard to describe. Could it be that in this age of looking at faces, as long as the face is good, nothing else is needed?

Bai Ning enthusiastically poured water for Su Qing.

Su Qing looked at Bai Ning, and suddenly came up with a thought, is this guy so crazy that Li Ziyin couldn't teach him anymore, so he gave him the bag?

Thinking about the 500 yuan a class remuneration Li Ziyin gave him, he felt that his assumption was firmly established.

Although the remuneration for five hundred and one lessons is very attractive, let alone 500 yuan, even 5000 yuan, he can't teach a fool.

But the money has already been collected, and he is reluctant to return it, planning to bite the bullet.

"Bring your notebook, we're in class."

Su Qing intends to make a quick decision.

If the other party can't learn how to take the class, he can't blame him.

Bai Ning took out his notebook from the room.

Su Qing stared at Bai Ning's notebook on the table, her eyes were straight: "Fuck, X company's top-level preparation, the latest model limited to [-] units."

After learning computers, Bai Ning saw the configuration of this laptop and knew it was a good computer, but Li Ziyin said that it was the company's first batch of new computers for an event, and he was given the event price, so Bai Ning didn't think too much about it.

But looking at Su Qing's stunned expression and adding the words 'limited to [-] units', Bai Ning felt that something was wrong.

"What is limited to [-] units?"

"That is, the company only produces [-] units, and there are only [-] units in the world, don't you know?"

"do not know."

"When you bought a computer, the merchant didn't introduce it to you?"

"The computer is rented."

"..."

Top-end computer, someone rents it out?

Su Qing believes that he is evil.

Secretly sent a message to Li Ziyin: [Brother Li, rent a computer for use.Like Xiaobai...]

Li Ziyin: [OK, the deposit is [-] yuan, and the rent is [-] yuan a day. 】

Su Qing: "..."

OK, you are ruthless!

Bai Ning's notebook moved away quickly, causing Su Qing to drool, and pushed his notebook away: "Xiaobai, we will use your notebook today."

If you can't afford to rent, you can enjoy your addiction.

"Okay." Bai Ning immediately gave up his seat, moved a stool, and sat next to Su Qing.

Su Qing was in a good mood when he touched this laptop with top-level configuration. It doesn't matter whether the students he wants to teach are mentally retarded or not. He thought about finishing the class in a while, and borrowed the laptop from him to play two games and torture dogs.

Although he felt that Bai Ning couldn't learn anything, since he had received money from others, he didn't want to fool him. Whether he could learn well or not was his business, and he had to teach him how to teach.

"Can you do basic computer operations?"

Bai Ning nodded.

After the computer class yesterday, the teacher said that if he is familiar with what he said yesterday, the normal operation of the computer is almost the same.

Su Qing saw Bai Ning nod his head. In his opinion, it should be the most basic operations, such as turning on and off, browsing the web, chatting on QQ and other computer novice things.

In order not to waste time by repeating the content, Su Qing asked Bai Ning to check some basic computer operation methods.

Bai Ning answered in a very numb manner.

After two classes, it was normal to know these things. Su Qing then asked some in-depth questions, but Bai Ning's keyboard and mouse crackled, and he didn't even tie a knot.

Su Qing intends to take back the evaluation that others can't learn.

Going deeper, Bai Ning can't beat everything.

Su Qing: "..."

Didn't you say that you are a computer novice?

With this hand speed and reaction, is he still a fucking novice?

Faster than 90.00% of their classmates, okay?

After finishing the operation, Bai Ning looked at Su Qing, waiting for him to continue asking questions.

"You know how to use a computer?" Su Qing stared at Bai Ning, this guy is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger to deceive Li Ziyin.

Bai Ning said: "Take two one-on-one computer classes online."

"Will there be a meeting before the online class?"

"will not."

"Not at all?"

"Not at all."

"Does your online teacher know your current level?"

"Should know." Bai Ning thought about it for a while, and then replied affirmatively, "I know."

"How to say?"

"He said, if I get used to these games, I can use the computer normally. I'm already used to it."

What kind of goddamn operation is this to learn like this in two classes?

Su Qing suddenly felt a little frustrated, you have learned so much, what do you want me to teach?

Do you teach dismantling a computer?

He knows how to disassemble a computer, but the rent of a computer costs 3000 yuan a day, so he dares to dismantle it.

Su Qing asked dryly: "Then what else do you want to learn?"

Bai Ning: "Blow up the system."

system:"……"

Su Qing was choked and coughed almost out of breath.

Bai Ning immediately patted him on the back: "Can't the system be bombed?"

Su Qing managed to slow down, with a flushed face: "No, why are you blowing up the system?"

Bai Ning scratched his face: "I just want to learn."

Su Qing: "Do you want to be a hacker?"

Bai Ning nodded.

Su Qing: "Give me a reason."

Bai Ning: "In front of the system, I'm the boss."

Su Qing patted Bai Ning on the shoulder: "Be ambitious."

Bai Ningxin said that he just wanted to kill his system.

The system in the sea of ​​consciousness shrank to the corner, reducing its sense of existence.

Learning programs is not as simple as basic computer operations. Su Qing is a program fan, and his eyes are bright when it comes to programs.

Su Qing sorted out her thoughts, and then started to speak, speaking in one go, not knowing whether Bai Ning could understand or not.

During class, Bai Ning didn't say a word, his eyes were fixed on the computer screen.

After Su Qing finished speaking, she turned to look at Bai Ning, not daring to ask him if he understood, or how much he understood.

Seeing that Su Qing stopped talking, Bai Ning asked a few questions.

Su Qing answered Bai Ning's questions, assigned some homework for Bai Ning, and gave Bai Ning his notebook to memorize the format, while he carried Bai Ning's notebook to eat chicken to satisfy his addiction.

Half an hour later, Bai Ning handed in his homework.

The homework submitted was not only in the correct format, but one was good, and I even wrote two small programs myself.

Su Qing talked for more than two hours at a stretch, and he couldn't remember some of the details. Unexpectedly, Bai Ning remembered it clearly, and he memorized all the things he said with a tape recorder. down.

Bai Ning not only knows how to record, but also draws inferences from one instance.

Su Qing was dumbfounded. He finally understood what it was like to learn how to operate a computer after two lessons.

At this time, let alone Bai Ning, if he said that he finished college, even if Bai Ning said he finished his doctorate, he would believe it.

It felt like Bai Ning could empty out all of his own things in just a few lessons.

When Su Qing left, Bai Ning stuffed him with another handful of lollipops: "Next time I'll buy more orange flavored ones."

Su Qing: "..."

It was seen through in just two hours.

It was the first time Bai Ning came into contact with the program. After more than three hours, he was a little dizzy and stopped continuing.

I went to look up a cookbook and plan to continue learning how to cook.

Looking at the recipe, I remembered what Li Ziyin said, it is more difficult to follow the recipe, it is better to do whatever you want.

Bai Ning closed the cookbook, silenced the steps of Li Ziyin's cooking, and then played on his own, the fried shredded pork with green peppers was actually not bad.

Looking at the shredded pork, which is not as good as it looks, but tastes good, I feel very happy.

Then stir-fried one meat and one vegetable, and made a tomato soup.

Check the time, it's five o'clock in the afternoon.

Divide it into three portions in a lunch box, and send a WeChat message to Sudan: [Miss Sudan, are you in the company? 】

Sudan wrote back: [Yes, you want to come? 】

Bai Ning: [Well, I'll send you something. 】

Sudan: [What? 】

Bai Ning: [Confidential. 】

Sudan:【……】

Sudan sent another message: [How is the computer class going? 】

Bai Ning: [The teacher spoke very well, but I was a little dizzy. 】

Bai Ning couldn't digest all the code formats in such a short period of time. He just memorized them all. As for how to use them, he hasn't thought about them yet.

Su Dan didn't know what Bai Ning had learned, so he comforted him: 【Take your time, don't worry. 】

Bai Ning: [Yes. 】

Bai Ning went out with his lunch box and thermos.

He was afraid that the food would be cold, so he took a taxi instead of walking.

When we arrived at Li's Building, the lunch boxes were all hot.

Bai Ning didn't go upstairs, but handed over the three meals to the security guard, and asked the security guard to deliver them up.

One of the special instructions was for Li Ziyin, and Li Ziyin had two more fried eggs.

The security guard thought that Bai Ning was delivering food.

It is not allowed to deliver food to Li's, but call the employee who ordered the food to come out and pick it up.

But what they delivered was Li Ziyin's meal, and the security guard dared not ask the three of them to come downstairs to get the meal, and delivered it upstairs respectfully.

Bai Ning sent a message to Sudan: [Miss Sudan, the things have been brought up by security. 】

Sudan: 【You won't come up? 】

Bai Ning: [I won't go up and disturb your work, bye. 】

Sudan ran to the window and looked down, the floor was too high, the people downstairs were all small, but Bai Ning could still be seen leaving.

Xiao Qiao raised her head: "Miss Su, what are you looking at?"

Sudan: "Look at Xiaobai."

Xiao Qiao heard the word 'Xiaobai' and walked over: "Xiaobai is here?"

"Well, he said he sent us something."

Li Ziyin came out of the office, heard Sudan's words, and looked towards the window. There were two people lying side by side by the window. He was embarrassed to move up and coughed lightly.

Sudan and Xiao Qiao hurriedly turned around together: "President Li."

Li Ziyin pretended not to hear what they said: "What are you looking at?"

"Small……"

Just as Xiao Qiao opened his mouth, Sudan twisted Xiao Qiao from behind, and twisted back what Xiao Qiao said: "It's nothing."

Bai Ning said that he gave them something, but did not mention Li Ziyin's name.

She didn't know what Bai Ning sent, and she didn't know if the thing Bai Ning sent was for Li Ziyin. If it didn't, it would be embarrassing. Why don't you wait for the things to arrive and see them.

Li Ziyin suddenly felt a little depressed, turned around and entered the office.

Bai Ning came to deliver things to Sudan and the others, but he didn't even send him a text message.

Fu Liangsheng and the security guard came one after the other.

Sudan and Xiao Qiao yelled together: "Boss Fu." Then they looked at the large bag in the security guard's hand.

Xiao Qiao trotted to the door of Li Ziyin's office: "President Li."

Li Ziyin was feeling overwhelmed and didn't want to talk to the two people outside.

Xiao Qiao waited for a while, but she couldn't hear Li Ziyin's response, so she called again: "President Li."

Li Ziyin was emotional, afraid that Xiao Qiao would have something to do at work, so he responded coldly: "Come in."

Xiao Qiao opened the door: "Mr. Li, Mr. Fu is here."

When the door opened, Fu Liangsheng pushed Xiao Qiao aside and walked in.

Xiao Qiao backed out and closed the door.

Turning around, I saw several lunch boxes spread out on Sudan's table, and the security guard was emphatically declaring Li Ziyin's portion.

It was almost time for dinner after get off work, and they were also hungry. They looked at a dish that Sudan was opening: "Hey, home-cooked dishes, could it be Xiaobai's cooking?"

Sudan: "Looking at the appearance, it is probably yes."

They have never ordered takeaway, and no one except Xiaobai would dare to deliver this quality takeaway here without their consent.

Xiao Qiao smelled it and said, "It's quite fragrant."

The green peppers were a bit overcooked and browned, but smelled really good.

Sudan gave a copy to Xiao Qiao, took Li Ziyin's share, and went to Li Ziyin's office.

"Mr. Li."

Li Ziyin didn't want to talk to Sudan at all, but Fu Liangsheng sat across from him with his legs crossed. He couldn't show Sudan face in front of Fu Liangsheng, so he could only suppress his discomfort and said in a deep voice, "Come in."

Sudan came forward with a lunch box in his hand: "President Li, your meal."

"I didn't order takeaway." Li Ziyin glanced at the lunch box, which didn't look like a takeaway lunch box.

"Xiaobai gave it, this is for you."

for him?

Just now Sudan said that Xiaobai gave them something, is it his share?

Li Ziyin restrained the corners of his mouth from rising, and said calmly: "Put it down."

But he thought in his heart, what did Xiaobai give to Sudan and Xiaoqiao, would it be the same.

Although Bai Ning didn't miss him and made his mood turn cloudy in an instant, but if his role was the same as that of Sudan Xiaoqiao, he would still be a little bit unhappy.

But as a boss, he is always embarrassed to chase employees and ask them what is in the bowl.

Fu Liangsheng came to look for Li Ziyin to eat, and he was already hungry. Seeing that Li Ziyin received the lunch box, he reached out to get the lunch box without thinking.

Li Ziyin hurried him to take the lunch box away.

Fu Liangsheng took the time to look at Li Ziyin's lunch box: "..."

Sudan looked at his nose, nose and heart, pretending he didn't see it, and slowly backed away.

The aroma of vegetables wafting from the lunch box was very attractive, Fu Liangsheng was a little greedy: "Look what vegetables are there?"

Li Ziyin also wanted to know, so he opened the lunch box.

Stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers, mapo tofu, a vegetarian dish, and two fried eggs.

Su Su also wanted to know what dishes Bai Ning sent Li Ziyin. When she saw the two fried eggs, she remembered that there were no fried eggs in her and Xiao Qiao's lunch boxes.

The omelet was a bit burnt, but looked delicious.

She also wants to eat fried eggs.

Fu Liangsheng shouted, "Give me an fried egg."

Li Ziyin immediately put the lid back on the lunch box.

Fu Liangsheng: "Yinyin, you have two fried eggs, share one with me."

Li Ziyin ignored him, let alone a single one, and wouldn't give him a bite.Pick up the phone and order a takeaway at the five-star hotel.

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