Pick up a celestial master and go home to town house

Zhou Yi was trapped.

"Zhou Lang, do you want paper?" A translucent hand passed a piece of paper from the bottom of the bathroom.

Zhou Yi looked at the bloody toilet paper, "..."

"No, thank you, miss, can you hold back a moment, this is the men's room." Zhou Yi thought to himself: Even if I don't wipe my butt today, I won't pick up toilet paper from a ghost.

"It turns out that Zhou Lang likes conservative girls, I know." There was a bit of joy in the voice, "I'll wait for you outside."

Zhou Yichang is fair and delicate, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses on the straight bridge of the nose. He looks gentle and bookish. Overall, he looks handsome, but he is far from Zhou Lang of the Three Kingdoms. , known as Zhou Lang is Fu Lang's Lang.

A few days ago, he suddenly saw two strange people. The image was very terrifying, and sometimes they would disappear suddenly.

When he saw Uncle Sun who had just passed away in the same building and walked downstairs with a sigh, he was sure that these things were not human beings, but ghosts as they are commonly known.

When he saw the ghost, Zhou Yi walked over calmly. He didn't show any expression of fear at this terrifying image, but he didn't show any fear on his face, and he was already scared like a dog in his heart.

Zhou Yi lived in his hometown before junior high school. When he was a child, he and his friends gathered together to listen to the elders telling ghost stories. When they heard the critical moment, others screamed and ran away. Only he stayed calmly. Before I could react, I hadn't had time to be afraid.

Children are proud of being bold and courageous. Children who are not afraid of anything can easily become their core. The friends admire Zhou Yi's calm attitude. What haunted house exploration, graveyard exploration, always the first to pull Zhou Yi, with Zhou Yi in charge, they became more courageous, and they flew up to play in various graves, so Zhou Yi became a child's head.

However, the actual situation is that Zhou Yi is frightened every time. When he is outside, he does not change his face and is calm. When he returns home, he is crying in the bed. Boss, hold up the courageous persona, Week Holiday Boldness can always hold back this breath, even if I saw a real ghost later, this breath is also inertial, and those expressions that will lose fans when they see them should go home and keep them Appreciate it for yourself.

It was quiet outside the bathroom. The ghost seemed to have really gone out. Through the glass by the window, he didn't see any ghost image reflected from the glass surface. Zhou Yi was relieved when he was sure that the ghost was no longer there. tone.

Now he has to face a huge choice in his life, which one is cleaner, Ruanmeibi or the bloody toilet paper handed over by the ghost?

Taking out the one with the smallest amount in the wallet, Zhou Yi stared at it for a full 20 seconds, finally put the money back, timidly picked up the blood-oozing toilet paper on the ground.

The toilet paper was very soft to the touch, but when he touched the toilet paper, Zhou Yi shivered, as if there was a bone-piercing cold air coming from the paper.

It was all an illusion, the blood on it was invisible to others, but the paper was actually clean, Zhou Yi closed his eyes, wiped it with the paper, pulled up his pants, and the job was over.

Walking out of the toilet, there is a restaurant in the corridor. It is almost meal time, and the number of diners in this restaurant has already started to increase. Zhou Yi smells the smell, and there is a surge of desire in his belly.

The decoration of the restaurant is good, and most of the diners are well-dressed and polite. At first glance, the place is very expensive. Zhou Yi can't afford it. If he takes ten thousand steps back, even if he is really rich, he doesn't want to spend it here because he I just failed the interview in the food and beverage department of this restaurant, how happy I didn't find a job, and let them earn their own money.

Zhou Yi's father died of illness when he was young, and his mother was farming in the countryside to support his education. His family was not well off. Taking advantage of the gap after the college entrance examination, he wanted to find a job so that he could earn living expenses during college.

Zhou Yi shook his head and left. What diploma is needed to be a waiter, let alone a college diploma, the college entrance examination has just ended, and he hasn't even received his high school diploma yet.

The moment the elevator door closed, another figure floated into the elevator.

"Zhou Lang——" This young lady has long black hair, beautiful face, a little pale complexion, and a bit of green curiosity in her big eyes. She is grabbing her head and lifting it towards Zhou Yi. It looks like he wants to take a closer look at Zhou Yi.

If the head can grow on the neck instead of being held in the arms, then she is indeed a very beautiful lady, but unfortunately the top of her neck is empty, the fracture is still spurting out small streams of blood, and the clothes have been stained red by blood No matter where she goes, she will leave a bloodstain on the ground, the level of horror and blood is comparable to that of the female ghost in ghost movies.

The elevator door closed, and the smell of blood suddenly became stronger. Facing the headless ghost alone in the small space, Zhou Yixin raised it to his throat, and Miss Headless Ghost's head was suddenly handed in front of Zhou Yi. His pale and ashen face was seen clearly.

This ghost met her head-on when she left the office after the interview. When she saw Zhou Yi, she became a nympho. When she realized that Zhou Yi seemed to be able to see her and heard her speak, her eyes lit up and she called Zhou Yi every word. Lang, within a few minutes, he escalated to talking about marriage, and even sent him toilet paper when Zhou Yi was trapped.

What an enthusiastic female ghost.

"Zhou Lang, your breath smells really good." The enthusiastic female ghost happily came up to sniff again and again, "I want to marry, when will Zhou Lang marry me?"

No, you are already like this, why are you talking about marriage?

Zhou Yi took a few steps back, kept a distance from the headless ghost in the small space, and said solemnly: "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, there is no destiny between us."

The headless ghost took his head back and hugged it in his arms, and said in frustration, "Does Zhou Lang think that I am scary like this? When I find the real killer, I can connect the head, and it will be much more beautiful then."

As long as he likes someone, Zhou Yi doesn't care if he is pretty or not. Hearing that the headless ghost is still a fool, he feels a little sympathetic: "The one who really killed you?"

"Yeah, I was drunk the day I died. I don't know who killed me. The person who turned himself in must not be the real murderer. Otherwise, my head should recover and I can be reincarnated." The headless ghost stroked his hair , From being wronged to happy, "But even if the real culprit can't be found, as long as Zhou Lang and I get married, it doesn't matter if you can't be reincarnated."

Zhou Yi smiled awkwardly: "You have also been a human being. You know that before a man gets married, he usually has to start his own business first, then buy a house and a car, and he can give his wife a certain material level before he can talk about marriage. It will take me a long time. previous accumulation."

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a house. My cemetery is very big. I don't mind if you don't have a house. After you die, we can live together." The headless ghost didn't hear the rejection in the words, and happily walked around in the elevator a few times.

"Will you die?" Zhou Yi's heart suddenly jumped. He had only heard of the ghost marriage between the living and the dead, but never heard the saying that if you marry the dead, you will die.

"If Zhou Lang wants to spend more time in the world of living people, I can take you away later." The headless ghost smiled thoughtfully, wanting to lean his head over to smell again.

Zhou Yi hurriedly took a few steps back and stepped out of the elevator door, "The elevator has reached the first floor."

Whether it is sooner or later, or dying, no one really wants to die if he can live. Considering that his mother is getting old, it is the time when he needs to be filial, and he can't die.

Zhou Yi took a deep breath, calmed down his heart that had been overloaded with pressure, and showed a gentle smile like a breeze blowing on his face, "Miss Headless Ghost, if it's not suitable to arrange a marriage directly, wouldn't it hurt you?"

Fascinated by Zhou Yi's smile, the headless ghost said, following Zhou Yi's words: "Then let's start dating first? Wait until we have a relationship foundation?"

Thanks to the calm posture he practiced in childhood, Zhou Yi can still calmly consider his words at this moment. He said something ambiguous, "There is a saying that distance creates beauty, do you understand?"

"I understand! If you are too sticky, no boy will like you. Zhou Lang will come to you after a few days."

"Okay." Zhou Yi said goodbye to the headless ghost calmly, and it would be best not to see each other again in a few days.

The streets were full of horses and horses. Zhou Yi found the public toilets and checked that there was no abnormality before entering one of them and locking the door. Under the safe environment, Zhou Holiday's bold and calm expression collapsed completely. He leaned against the wall and shrunk into a ball. This kind of detail was clearly played back in his mind, the neckless head was kept being held up in front of him, the pale face and nose sniffed and sniffed on him, the more he thought about it, the more horrific points were magnified, and the feeling of fear sprung up like mushrooms after rain It keeps coming out.

In the end, Guiqian was calm and at ease, and Guizhou, who was as cowardly as a dog, huddled together boldly, sitting on his back and waiting for his tears to dry up.

After some time, Zhou Yi regained his usual expression, walked out of the public toilet, took out his mobile phone and dialed a friend's number, "Hey, Lu Yang, isn't your dad in real estate? He must know some people who can arrange Feng Shui patterns Expert, is there a master who can exorcise ghosts?"

"Zhou Yi, why are you asking about this?" Lu Yang's voice came from the phone.

"I have a friend who seems to be entangled in something unclean." Zhou Yi thought about it, but didn't say that the person was himself.

"That kind of master seems to be quite expensive. If it's not economical, I don't recommend looking for it. Let me tell you, many people say that there are ghosts, but in fact they are just scaring themselves. If you find a master, you can buy peace of mind. You can find it for him first. Personally pretend to be a master, calm down his heart, maybe he will be healed! If we can't be cured, let's talk about the master's affairs." Lu Yang came up with a smirk, obviously not thinking that there was really a ghost.

"Farewell!" Zhou Yi hung up the phone angrily, hot chicken friend!Spicy Chicken Recommendations!Labor does not buy peace of mind!

Do real masters cost a lot of money?Zhou Yi touched his pocket, and there was still more than 7000 yuan in the bank card, which was set aside to prepare for the tuition of the first semester of university, and there was not much living expenses left.

Zhou Yi planned to go home and cook for dinner. When he passed by a construction site, he took a second look over there. Moving bricks does not require a degree.

There was a crisp bell, and a man in a black windbreaker walked past him, exuding a refreshing smell.

A big man was wearing a bell. Zhou Yi glanced at it, and couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth. The bell came from the wrist of the man in black. At a glance, it seemed to be a copper plate ornament the size of a watch. There are two copper bells hanging down.

The ringtone seemed to be a little rushed.

"There's a ghostly aura." The man in black suddenly turned around, and his eyes fell on Zhou Yi's buttocks. He couldn't feel the faint ghostly aura. What's the matter with that child?Was touched by a ghost?

Zhou Yi suddenly felt a chill in his buttocks, and a fiery gaze fell on his buttocks.

"Crack!" With a sound that was as crisp as flesh, the man in black withdrew his hand with a faint black aura, and the ghost aura on Zhou Yi's buttocks had been blown away by him.

Zhou Yi covered his butt in horror, his body froze there, the man in black brushed past him, and walked away calmly.

Today, someone around him was touched by a man.

Zhou Yi came back to his senses in shame and indignation, when he wanted to settle the score with the man in black, the man had already gone out of sight.

In the distance, the man in black who had already walked away stopped.

The copper mirror on the copper plate on the wrist suddenly turned, and an old man's voice appeared, "Ren Ling, since you are worried about ghosts, why don't you follow and see what's going on?"

"Old ghost, that kid can't afford to invite me. I'll take you back to Fan's house first." Ren Ling shook his wrist, and the bell on his wrist made a clear and sweet sound.

The old ghost said indifferently: "You, a living ghost, came out of the ghost spirit gate. I don't know whether it's luck or unlucky. You have to lose important things every special period. From magic treasures to secret books of the master's gate, even some spells are taken away by foreigners." I have learned it, but fortunately I am now the spirit of the Vientiane Royal Bell Pan, and I can probably find it if I lose it."

Ren Ling pressed his fingers lightly in his pocket, and said softly, "This time I have made all the preparations, and I will never lose anything."