Little Cute Survival Guide [Comprehensive English and American]

Who do you say you are?

Jason Todd, which Jason Todd?

Sixteen's little head was full of doubts.

Her childish and cute little face was ignorant, her peach blossom eyes were wet and watery, and her head was full of confusion, immersed in "When did I slip up?" and "Why is my mission object a big bad wolf? " in the question.

Jason flicked her forehead with his fingers: "Come back to your senses."

Xiao Naixiu let out a painful "Aww", covered her forehead and looked at him with tears in her eyes, with an unbelievable but desperate expression on her face: "You are Jason Todd?"

Jason responded casually, began to identify the direction, estimated how long it would take from the current location to the city closest to them, and prepared to take a "ride".

It's not difficult to guess at all, Ruan Ruan didn't give much information, but Bruce had long imagined that the arrival of loli from other sects would probably have tasks similar to protection.

As for the task object... that's a better guess. Jason has seen the video of Ruan Ruan coming to this world. The little potted plant fell from the bat cave and plunged into Bruce's arms with incomparable precision. Sixteen also appeared near him.

The kitten's mission was him, Jason Todd, and she came for him, like Ruan Ruan did to Bruce.

——He remembered what Xiao Hualuo said. The fox said to the little prince, if you tame me, we will be indispensable to each other. To me, you are the only one in the world, and to you, I am also the only one in the world that's it.

Jason's Adam's Apple rolled twice unconsciously, and he looked deeply at his little Xiuluo. Obviously, no one could reject the meaning of "the only one", or tame a fox that belonged to him like the little prince.

However, the reality is always skinnier than the ideal. The gentle little fox only belongs to Bruce, and the kitten that belongs to Jason opened his teeth and danced his claws, and jumped angrily: "This is impossible! Master said——"

Wait, what did Chu Xiu say when she left...

Xiaoxiuluo recalled it angrily. The master seemed to say that her task object was a scarred lone wolf, a black hero who wandered on the edge of the law...

Um?Wait, Sixteen walked around Jason half-believingly, and the big bad wolf lowered his eyelashes meaningfully... It seems that there is nothing wrong with this, right?

Little Naixiu gasped, slammed her head on Jason's strong abdominal muscles, and said in a heartbroken way: "Big Bad Wolf! So it's really you! Master's description is really accurate!"

Jason glanced at the dress on his body, still thinking about how to get a "free ride", whether to find an excuse or climb on the roof of the car, and said casually: "What did your master say?"

It could be seen that Jason wasn't listening at all. Sixteen struggled for a long time, but he took her over lightly, not taking her shame seriously at all!

Ah Sixteen clutched her chest with her trembling kitten paws, feeling a mouthful of angry blood in her throat, unable to vomit it out... It's over, what an opening, her mentality collapsed.

"Call you hateful! Big bad wolf! Master is right! You are just a bad-tempered and hateful big bad wolf!"

The little girl sniffed, she really didn't want to admit that this vicious big bad wolf was her mission object, her mind was full of such a sudden start: "I'm autistic!"

Xiaoxiuluo is still frantically doing counseling for herself, but Jason has already shifted his attention to a more realistic problem. He frowned and predicted: "This place is too remote, and the nearest city is at least a few hundred kilometers away. The eyeliner of the Shadow Alliance is all around, it may be a bit troublesome."

Of course trouble!Sixteen is also very scared!It's getting dark, who knows when it will rain during the thunderstorm season!

Thinking that there might be thunder, Xiao Naixiu froze for a second, poked him in the back cowardly, and urged calmly: "Then let's take a ride, I'm a child, it's definitely not safe to stop the car, in case What if someone kidnaps and sells you? Can you go and let the passing car owner take us for a ride."

The veins on Jason's forehead twitched, he picked up his tender pink dress, and repeated to her without emotion: "I'm going?"

He has a wide back and a thin waist, a strong physique, and the muscles in his chest and waist are tight and full of explosive power. He is so tall that he is almost rough. Even if he is wearing a tender pink dress, he does not look feminine at all. He is still handsome and unstoppable. .

The sixteenth of the face control clenched his fists with tears in his eyes, and suddenly felt that it was no big deal if he was the target of the task, so he mustered up his courage and reminded: "Use your beauty to confuse him!"

Jason: "..."

This proposal is not terrible, what is terrible is that the kitten's eyes are bright and he looks expectant, obviously he really thinks so - he is beautiful and can confuse sentient beings.

Under the little girl's eager eyes (and perhaps the ready-to-use storybook of women's clothing), Jason decided with a deadpan expression: "No, let's climb on the roof and follow."

His and Sixteen's costumes are too conspicuous, it's best not to attract the attention of others, otherwise they will be easily found by the ninjas of the Shadow Alliance. Jason doesn't know what Lei Xiaogu's purpose is for resurrecting him, but obviously it won't be good thing.

Sixteen: "...?? I shouldn't be in the car?"

——Ashiliu's cat scratching board flat chest dividing line——

After bumping all the way, the truck full of goods finally arrived at the nearby town. There were almost no tall buildings here, mostly two-story attics and ordinary commercial buildings. It could be seen that it was not close to the city center.

Before the workers unloaded the goods, Jason jumped out of the blind spot behind the carriage with Sixteen in his arms. His movements were as light as a big bird, and he didn't make a sound.

The truck seemed to be loaded with some kind of machine, because it stopped at a lumberyard on the edge of the town, and a dozen loggers with tools came to help.

Jason and Sixteen shifted to the other side of the truck by taking advantage of the blind spot. They originally planned to leave as soon as they entered the town, but considering the problem of clothes, Jason followed the truck and planned to "borrow" a bag from Kiba. set of men's clothing.

It didn't take much time, it was just a matter of a few minutes. He asked Sixteen to borrow a small piece of silver as a reward for the clothes, and asked the little girl to stay where he was and wait for him to come back.

Sixteen had nothing to do, and then heard some women who had finished their day's work discussing something.

"It's really cool for David to wear this. He's the best fit for a racerback vest and a leather jacket. Those white faces that don't look good are not good. Pectoral muscles are the romance of a man."

Sixteen: "???"

--Alas!Did I hear some gossip!

She poked her head out of curiosity and took a look, only to realize that because it was still cloudy in summer, the town without rain was a bit stuffy, and the few workers walking in front were wearing chest and abdominal muscle tights. A letter vest, shirtless to carry the processing machine, and the combination of trousers and boots is handsome and sexy, which aroused a heated discussion among several female workers.

They discussed for a while, and a brown-haired woman suddenly said, "What is David? There used to be a logger named Logan here. He was a really cool guy. He sat in the bar wearing a leather jacket, and all the girls in the town I want to rush over!"

An insider continued: "Didn't he resign a long time ago? I heard that the old man in the family fell ill, so he changed his job to become a driver to make quick money, and went to buy medicine for the old man to treat his illness."

"Your information has long been outdated. Gossip. I heard that this cool boy was taken care of by a rich lady. Not only did he get into a luxury car, but he even went to help the girl hold an umbrella."

The brown-haired woman shook her head sympathetically, and said, "Look, what is the future of being a driver? Just look at his face. If you are willing to show your waist, what do you want?"

Sixteen thought of Jason: Waist, waist...

The little girl suddenly puffed out her chest proudly: What David, what Logan, they are not as handsome as Jason Todd, nor are they as good-looking as him, what is there to discuss!

This feeling of bewilderment and pride lasted until Jason came back after changing his clothes. With Sixteen's crudely made clothes in his arms, he pinched the little girl's white and soft eartips roughly, and said, "What are you thinking?" .”

Sixteen's ears were pinched, and he looked up at Jason dissatisfied. Seeing his face, he immediately raised his chin proudly, and opened his mouth: "I miss you, you are so handsome!"

Jason: "..." Fine, it's very Bruce.

The second-generation Robin was wearing the same racerback vest and brown leather jacket as those lumberjacks, and his trousers wrapped his long legs, which was like a moving hormone.

However, it can be seen that the workers’ vest Jason seems to be wearing a bit inappropriate. The racer vest that was originally just a close-fitting shape exaggerates the shape of his full chest muscles, and even the hem is shortened. You can see a short sexy mermaid line .

Sixteen: "Woooooooooooooooooooo!" awsl! ! !

Jason zipped up expressionlessly, covering his looming abdominal muscles and mermaid lines: "What are you looking at?"

Sixteen has an expression that you don't understand: "Materials."

This is all fanfiction material!The women's clothing boss suddenly returned to men's clothing to amaze the people, this is the most popular theme!Love at first sight is mostly this scene, okay?

She snorted in a small, childlike voice, pursed her lips happily, and looked at the ready-to-wear in Jason's arms again: "Why didn't you throw it away?"

In order to be quick and easy, Sixteen didn't pay much attention to the appearance. She and Jason were shuttling in the dense forest again. The patchwork dress was not as special as Qixiu's school uniform. It was almost unreadable. It was so tattered that it was black history.

Jason took the little girl and walked out: "I keep it."

Sixteen: "?????" You say it again?

"It's not good to collect anything, you have to collect black history!"

The Sixteenth hung the whole show on him, and shook it vigorously in grief: "Actually, my craftsmanship is very good! If you throw it away, I will make another one for you! I can also embroider sachets!"

Jason said with a face that could not refuse: "There is nothing to talk about."

Sixteen's head hurts: "You, are you a devil..."

Of course, this idea only lasted until the evening, because Jason didn't know how to use some street gangsters to exchange the broken silver into banknotes. He seemed to be born with a gangster aura, which made people feel frightened at a glance. .

Sitting on the not so soft double bed in the small hotel, Sixteen changed his address very hastily, holding a bunch of snacks and said with emotion: "Wow! Brother, you are really a good person!"

Jason: "..." Shinobu, after all, is his cat.