【YeQing】Qinglongma and King-cloaked Monster

Zhuge Qing was very depressed, thinking that there would be no more unlucky dragon in this world than him.

At this moment, he was pressed against his chest by a sword, and the sharp point of the sword tore through his maid's clothes, causing a drop of blood, and he dared not move again, "Okay, okay, admit defeat, I can't beat you. This one Your Majesty, I'm sorry to bother you."

The sword-wielding monster raised one eyebrow, as naughty as a ripping off old gunman, "What's the matter? Let's forget about it? The sword you stabbed just now is really going to kill someone."

Just now this little green dragon slipped into the Yin'an Palace of Baoxiang Kingdom in human form, dressed up as a little maid, and held a silver bottle to refill him with wine.

Zhuge Qing was originally beautiful, but his figure was a head taller than the other little sisters, which made him stand out from the crowd.

Fortunately, the mountain king in the cup water cave is actually not a good drinker, and he is already a bit over the top at this time. At first glance, he just thought that this little Baoxiang Kingdom is probably sparsely populated, and even some tall, short, fat, and thin people are neat and tidy. I couldn't pick out any of the ladies in the palace, and then I tried to take a closer look, and then I denied my previous thoughts.

He looked at people with drunken eyes, as if they were shadows in the water, and they seemed to look better than when they were sober.Or maybe, this little maid was born more beautiful than all the people he had seen when he was sober.

Taking advantage of the time when he was bending down to pour wine for him, he stretched out his hand to pinch his fingertips, wanting to touch him, but he wanted to not be in a hurry, and frightened the little beauty, "Hey, you, can you sing ditties?"

Zhuge Qing has learned all over the world and knows everything, but he didn't expect that he would have such a request, so he replied hesitantly: "A little bit."

"Then why don't you sing "Send Your Lover" to me?"

"...This really won't work!"

"Then you can sing whatever you know."

"...Uh..." The little maid with curly brows and thin eyes sang, "There is a Song Lao San in Jingxi Blue Indigo Factory. Speaking of Song Lao San, the couple sells big cigarettes!"

Good guy!The king's wine was startled a little, "...you have a unique taste in learning ditty songs. Don't you usually choose some fragrant songs to sing?"

"The sweet one is behind." Xiao Qinglong continued singing, the tune was mellow and moving, "I gave birth to a daughter, Chanjuan, little girl~ sixteen years older..."

This is an earthy love story, her parents smoke opium and don't care about her marriage, the little girl thinks of meeting her lover in the spring night, singing from the first watch to the fifth watch, the fragrance is really fragrant.Immediately afterwards, this affair was exposed, and the little girl was beaten by her parents and forced to jump into the river. The lover was quite interesting, and when he heard about this, he threw himself into the river and followed her away.The autumn rain is continuous and the Qingshui River is full of passionate women and infatuated men.

"Why is it still a tragedy?" The king felt very unhappy after hearing it, "I don't like hearing tragedies."

Zhuge Qing didn't sing him a little song to make him happy. "Accidents, life and death, and all beings are suffering. This is the true meaning of the world."

"Who says it is the true meaning of the world?" The king was displeased, and he forgot that he was now pretending to be an elegant and handsome gentleman, "I don't want to live forever, nor to be in the fairy class. The reason is to reverse this blunder, to part life and death!"

Zhuge Qing was disdainful in his heart, you don't want to live forever, why did you arrest my elder Tang, Fuzhan persuaded again, "Your Majesty, why don't you have another drink."

The great king also listened to the persuasion, drinking a glass of wine, as if turning back time, the state returned, and pinched his fingertips again, "Hey, you, can you dance?"

"...Yes, I can dance swords."

The king didn't doubt it at all, he took off the sword at his waist and handed it to Zhuge Qing.

Zhuge Qing smiled softly, and poured him another glass of wine, "Drink this glass again, and I will dance for you."

The moment the monster picked up the cup and raised its head, Zhuge Qing pulled the white rainbow out of its sheath and stabbed towards his throat.Hearing the sound of cracking gold, the point of his sword was put into the wine glass turned forward, and pierced the bottom of the glass, but he couldn't make any further progress.

Missed... Zhuge Qing thought to himself, there is no way out anyway, so just fight, if you really want to fight, he feels that he may not be afraid of a monster.

He is the dignified third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. Although his fate was ill-fated and he violated the rules of heaven and was punished before, he is now transformed into a white horse, and he has worked hard to walk eight thousand miles to Baoxiang country on his back.The only monkey who could fight was chased away by the monk, and the remaining three were Zhan Wuzang and Zhan Wuzang.In the end, they met monsters on the cup mountain, and the whole army was wiped out. They escaped with difficulty, and then meddled in another business, causing trouble for the upper body.

The monster is a yellow-robed monster in the cup of water cave. It is actually a tiger spirit. After being denounced by his monk, not only did he not run without fear, but he also caught the river monster and beat the pig away. It is the spirit of the tiger to counter-fraud the monk.

His mana is so powerful, so capable, he turned the monk into a tiger in public.The people who eat melons are immediately convinced, there are pictures and the truth, and there is no debate about the truth.

As a result, Qinglongma, who had been locked up in the stable for several days, was in an embarrassing situation.

If the river monster and the pig are gone, it’s fine, but we can’t live without the monk.

Zhuge Qing dawdled until the second watch, but there was still no news from the other three beasts, and there was really no one else but himself.With a grass stalk in his mouth, he thought, if the monk died, his merits of forgiveness would be lost.I had no choice but to beat the monster to death at night.

So, he shook off the reins and saddles on his body, turned into the true form of the green dragon, and flew up to the sky covering the night, with a galaxy-like fragmented light shining from his scales, indistinguishable from the stars in the sky.

He is also a dragon god with great powers. It is easy to hide his whereabouts from the eyes of mortals. He overlooked the Baoxiang King's Palace and saw that the yellow-robed monster was still awake. The hall was brightly lit, and a dozen maids were serving him. The cauldron is about to be boiled and eaten.He also pressed the cloud head and mixed into the maid.

In the end, he didn't expect that he couldn't beat the great king. The sword in his hand was taken back and pressed against the vital point on his chest.The maids in the palace were frightened and scattered like birds and beasts, and he couldn't ask for any foreign help.

Since you can't beat him, you have to reason, Zhuge Qing said: "Don't stab me to death. You said just now that you don't want to live forever. Then why are you doing this?"

"Actually, eating the meat of a Tang monk can lead to immortality. This statement is not in line with health preservation at all." His Majesty agreed very much, "I'm such a monster, can I not understand this truth?"

"So far, none of the monsters who attacked Tang Seng have come to a good end." Zhuge Qing didn't understand, "Then what are you planning?"

"Picture you." The king said with a smile, "Don't believe me, I was born with very good luck. I wanted to catch Tang Monk, but Sun Monkey was not there. I turned Tang Monk into a tiger, and I can cook all the skewers here. I didn’t even use him to mess with him, what am I trying to do? Didn’t I just wait for you to come to me?”

Zhuge Qing was stunned for a while, then said, "...long, it's not very tasty."

Although he has never eaten it, there is no basis for this statement.

The king said: "Have you ever heard the saying that dragon meat is in the sky and donkey meat is in the ground. It means that these two kinds of meat are very delicious."

"This family was skinned by the third prince of the Li family, but I haven't heard of anyone who has been eaten. This statement is unscientific..."

"Anyway, donkey meat is delicious when grilled." The king said, "I'll take you to try it tomorrow."

Zhuge Qing pondered what this meant, and he could still see the sun tomorrow, "Thank you, but I am a monk now. I can't eat meat, otherwise all merit KPIs will be sold out."

"Don't worry about it, I know you are trying to get rid of the crime of burning the Imperial Pearl, but if you ignore that court, who in the world can condemn you?"

"Don't go to learn scriptures, it's boring." The king said while putting away the sword that was poking at him, "Zhuge Qing, go and be a monster with me."

"..."

Zhuge Qing watched him wipe his face, dispelling the illusion of the concubine who deceived everyone. His memory was very good, and he suddenly recognized this face, "Your Majesty? Why are you in the mortal world?"

One of the 28 constellations, the tail fire tiger of the seven constellations in the east, I think that in the heaven, the young dragon god and the happy Xingjun did have a friendship, but one is in the star position and cannot be moved at will, and the other is in the west sea. Bu Yu, I haven't seen it a few times in 100 years.

And since Zhuge Qing was imprisoned under Yingshoujian, and later waited for such an opportunity to follow westward, both old friends and relatives have faded away.

Wang also saw that he recognized him, and seemed very happy, "How comfortable the world is."

Wang is also an easy-going person. Of course he also likes to be at ease, but it's not bad to be a star official on the sky.In any case, he is impartial, and he will live forever.

At that time, the Heavenly Court was unfavorable. For example, at the Queen Mother of the West's birthday banquet, a big event happened. Sun Houzi stole a flat peach and made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, smashing the signboard of the Lingxiao Palace.

But for the confused Wang Ye, the biggest event that day was that he met the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea for the first time during the chaos of the banquet.