Patriarch enjoys meal

Zhou Jiran was also so angry that he would use the water pipe to release water to Zikunmu. Looking at the bloody water under the tree, he regretted it.

"Your fucking intestines are broken! It's leaking!" Zhou already broke down a bit.

Kun Mu looked indifferent, if not only the head and internal organs were left, he might have to join hands and recite the Buddha's name.

"Nothing, the poor monk doesn't need to eat now."

The stomach hanging under his head is now a burden to him.

"No one cares whether you eat or not," Zhou Weiran's face was numb after being overwhelmed with nausea, "You are really thick-skinned."

Putting down the water pipe, Zhou Jiran took out a thunder and fire talisman that was drawn today and threw it on the ground. The moment the talisman paper was stained with blood, it was like boiling oil splashing into sparks, and it ignited with a "boom", and soon the blood was burned to pieces. net.

Zhou was already very satisfied with the effectiveness of this talisman, so he took out a few more talismans and waved at Kunmu: "Now you are neither human nor ghost, you are already an evil thing, I wonder how many thunder and fire talismans you can withstand."

Kun Mu shook his bare head, shaking off the last bit of blood, without any sign of fear.

"Why do you think Jingshu didn't come with me?"

The female ghost Jing Shu and him killed Taoist disciples and escaped from the Taoist temple. They were chased and killed by the Taoist sect. The two of them were already grasshoppers on the same rope.

Zhou has turned his mind around, and he is still talking nonsense with a calm expression on his face: "Isn't it because she thinks that she has no future with you, so she went to find another good master? A beautiful and flowery ghost who has a hundred years of life follows you every day. ... let's play with balloons?"

What the hell is a fat gut brain? !Kun Mu, who was self-restraining, also froze for two seconds, with a cold expression: "I have practiced head flying now, and Jing Shu is guarding the headless body near the house. If I don't go out for half an hour, she will Then..."

Zhou Jiran asked, "What about her?"

Kun Mu's expression softened a bit: "She then threw the headless body into Tao's house, and reported to the police that you killed and dismembered the body."

Zhou was silent for a few seconds, then turned to Tao Jiang with a confused face, and asked, "Did you hear that? You want to report us to the police?!"

What kind of dirty routine is this? !

Tao Jiang was also a little confused, nodded and said: "I heard it."

Kun Mu's serious look obviously didn't intend to metaphysics. This method was a bit shameless, but Zhou already had to admit that he was really threatened.

It's troublesome to get involved in this kind of thing.

"Then what do you want?" Zhou Jiran sneered, "Don't go too far, after all, I just want to leave a dead body for Fang Daochang's junior brother... At worst, just destroy the corpses and wipe out the traces."

After hearing what he said, Kun Mu smiled and said: "Of course, I was the one who was abrupt today. We didn't have any deep hatred between us. The last time was just a coincidence... Fellow Daoist Zhou is extremely talented, maybe there will be more in the future. ...the opportunity to collaborate."

"No." Zhou Jiran always felt that there was something in his words, so he simply refused, "Differences do not conspire with each other."

"My Dao may not be the Daoist Zhou's Dao." Kun Mu's smile remained unchanged, "The last time we fought, I found that Daoist Zhou was talented and profound in Daoism. Even if you don't necessarily learn Buddhism, you can get twice the result with half the effort."

"My Taoism can't be said to be profound, last time I just made meritorious service with bricks and mortar." Zhou Jiran also laughed, "You are still very talented. It is hard enough for ordinary people to learn the same thing, but you can learn everything well. .”

Kun Mu glanced at his intestines and stomach entangled with ginkgo branches, and said, "Please help Daoist Zhou."

Zhou already estimated the height, turned around and took a clothes-horse, ignoring Kunmu's feelings, and directly held up the clothes-horse to poke at the pile of viscera.

"Tsk, if you want me to say that you are a monk, you are too careless. You make the scene so disgusting every time."

Kun Mu didn't speak, he suspected that Zhou Weiran was playing dumb.

"This tree is more precious than you." Zhou already guessed Kunmu's thoughts, "Don't think about cutting branches, this is a key protected cultural relic, and you usually need to apply for professionals to trim branches."

Not long after, Zhou Yan endured his nausea and succeeded in separating Kunmu and Shu.

"Okay, you hurry up." Zhou Jiran frowned and was a little annoyed as to what to do with the clothes drying pole in his hand. He picked up the viscera of the bald donkey, even if he washed it clean, he felt uncomfortable looking at it.

Without restraint, Kunmu's head floated in mid-air, like a human head balloon with something hanging on it. He first turned around in the air, then suddenly approached and said, "I've lost a lot of blood when I came here today. It will be a big loss if you don’t make up for it.”

After all, the bald head swooped towards Tao Jiang like a cannonball.

This bald donkey really wanted to make trouble, but fortunately Zhou Ji had been vigilant all the time, as soon as Kun Mu moved, he quickly made a formula with one hand and recited a mantra: "Blue dragon and white tiger, there are different battles, Zhuque Xuanwu, the figure of a guard!"

Kun Mu had already rushed one meter away from Tao Jiang's body, and he was about to hit him. Zhou Ji had just finished charging, snorted coldly, lifted the clothes pole to play golf, and swung hard at Kun Mu's face.

"Strike!" Zhou Jiran set up an awning and watched Kunmu fly out of Tao Zhai in a perfect arc, flying towards the farther sky, and he couldn't help boasting: "I'm awesome!"

Seeing that Tao Jiang didn't speak, thinking that he was frightened by facing his bald head and internal organs, Zhou Jiran patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "It's okay, I'll protect you."

"I'm amazing!"

The chosen one, what we hold in our arms is an unbreakable iron rice bowl!

Tao Jiang rubbed his temples, and Chong Zhou forced a smile, and was about to say something when suddenly there was a loud noise, and the two turned their heads to look—the house collapsed.

The collapse was just right, only Tao Jiang's bedroom collapsed, and the other houses were not affected at all.

Very weird.

"That bald donkey Kunmu sneaked in today, is he planning to collapse the house and crush us to death?!" Zhou was very angry, and felt that the bald donkey was cheap by just hitting him with a stick, "It really is vicious!"

Tao Jiang was a little dizzy, and felt it wasn't Kunmu's fault.

When his grandfather was at home, he often repaired things in the house. Although he couldn't see what he had done, he always knew that his house was unusual.

......

When Jingshu found Kunmu with the body, he was hanging on the roadside tree.

A stick mark across the entire face made him look tragic and hideous.

After getting off the tree again, Kunmu carefully placed his head on the headless body.

Looking at his appearance, Jing Shu knew that things were not going well, and she didn't touch the mold, so she turned to talk about the corpse: "It's hot, and it's okay to put your head on it honestly. If you leave it for a little longer, it will smell. Not a few times."

"It's hard to find an easy-to-use body. This is the body of a practitioner." Kunmu moved his hands and feet a little: "Before I get the most perfect one, I will use it first."

Jing Shu didn't speak anymore, her bright red skirt moved without wind, like a flirtatious flower.

Kun Mu admired it for a moment before continuing: "This time we were reckless. I didn't expect that there is another world in Tao's house. You can't get in even if you are a ghost for a hundred years."

Jingshu trimmed her hair and asked, "How's it going inside?"

"There is a ginkgo tree in the yard. As soon as I entered, I was caught by the branches of the ginkgo tree. How could I be entangled so easily with my flying head descending from the cultivation... It's really strange."

Jingshu remembered the scene when she came to find him and saw him hanging on the roadside tree just now, and smiled without saying a word.

Kun Mu pondered for a while, then smiled and said, "Since Tao Zhai has something strange, let them be drawn out..."

Li Wu came to work the next day and stared at the ruins in a daze.

"Then the monk was found so quickly? The battle is so tragic?"

Zhou Jiran squatted on the edge of the ruins and his heart was bleeding. Just now he consulted Mr. Gu to rebuild this room, and the savings he had saved before were instantly wiped out.

"I will never let that fellow Kunmu go!" Zhou Jiran said angrily.

Lee Woo applauds soullessly in support.

"Is Tao Jiang not here?" After coming for a while, there was no sign of him.

"His bedroom has collapsed, he didn't have a good rest last night, let him catch up on sleep." Zhou Ziran said, swiping WeChat in his hand.

"Hey! How valuable is this bald donkey's head?" Zhou Jiran looked at the number marked on the latest arrest warrant, and his heart moved, "He only has one head left now. Anyway, this house is in a bad state, and it is impossible to get along with him." He's fine, why not..."

"Catch him and get a bounty!" Li Wu was also very excited when he saw the numbers.

"Hey, the main purpose is to eliminate harm for the people, and make up for our losses by the way." Zhou already concealed the purpose of being too direct, "This arrest warrant was issued by Fang Daoist's Taoist temple in conjunction with several Taoist temples, and there are many people responding below. , it is uncertain who will win in the end."

"It's okay, we have an advantage that they don't have." Li Wu said with a serious face: "The bald donkey will take the initiative to seek revenge on you."

No, there was one more laundry-pole revenge from last night.

Tao Jiang was still not very energetic after waking up.

Zhou already felt that he could understand his feelings. He worked so hard to do so many part-time jobs, and finally repaired a few houses, but they collapsed in one fell swoop. Faced with the high reconstruction fee, no one would be heartbroken.

"Relax, I've already contacted Mr. Gu about rebuilding this room, and the money from our previous business deals is just enough." Zhou already comforted, "Let's squeeze together before your room is repaired."

Tao Jiang's face was slightly pale, and his voice was a little hoarse: "Thank you."

"What a big deal!" Zhou already poured him a glass of warm water, "moisturize your throat, when we catch Kunmu, the bounty we get will be enough to rebuild several houses!"

Who was squatting by the ruins with a distressed face just now?Who said who will die and who will win is still uncertain?Why did Tao Jiang change now?

Li Wu squatted on the table with an indifferent expression on his face. This kid looked obedient and clever, but he didn't expect to have two faces.

Even if the house collapsed, he still had to eat. Zhou was worried that Tao Jiang would be alone, so he decided to go out to buy vegetables with him.

The 'Daxian' from the vegetable market before has become quite famous in the neighborhood recently.

This morning, Liu Xuan from the same community also called to ask whether it was true or not. Many old ladies in the community asked her for fortune-telling when they went shopping for vegetables, and even the old lady Liu was a little moved.Liu Xuan was afraid that the old lady would be cheated, so he hurriedly came to ask the "true master" in his mind.

Master Zhen also planned to do a fortune telling.

It was close to noon when the two arrived at the vegetable market, and there were not many people buying vegetables in the market, and some vendors had already sold out their vegetables and were cleaning up the venue.

In front of Chen Li's stall, there were one or two people talking to her, but they didn't look like they were shopping for vegetables, but they seemed to be here for fortune-telling.

Zhou Jiran and Tao Jiang waited for them to finish talking and leave before walking over.

There were only a few scattered vegetables on Chen Li's shop. Tao Jiang frowned and picked them up, while Zhou Weiran talked to Chen Li.

"My eldest sister's business is good, and the dishes are sold out so quickly."

Chen Li, who was counting the change, looked up when she heard the words, and found that these two young men were the same young men who had helped her stop her husband from beating her.

There were a lot of people who helped her that day, and she wanted to repay them. She gave gifts to others, big and small, as a thank you, but she hadn't seen these two young people since that time.

Goodbye today, she was happy in her heart, and couldn't help smiling.

"It was thanks to you guys who stopped me last time... I couldn't stand him kicking and beating me at that time..." Chen Li felt a little embarrassed looking at the leftover dishes on her stall. "Oh, there are not many good dishes today. Next time you come, I will send you the freshest ones!"

As she spoke, she swiftly picked out relatively better bags from the inside: "You can't buy good vegetables from other stores in the vegetable market at this time, so you can take these! Come back to me next time and I will prepare fresh ones for you!"

The eldest sister's enthusiasm was really overwhelming, and Zhou Jiran hurriedly asked about the business.

"We want to ask eldest sister to show us..."

Needless to say, Chen Li understood that there are a lot of people looking for her fortune-telling these days, which is not difficult for her, just take a look carefully, and say as much as you can see, most of the things are lost, which direction to look for , It's a small matter whether you can get out of the order this year.

"Success, I'll show you!" Chen Li agreed readily, and looked carefully at Tao Jiang's face for a long time, but she couldn't see anything.

"It's... blank... I'm afraid it's malfunctioning..." Chen Li was ashamed.

Zhou Jiran was thoughtful. He had tried to meet Tao Jiang before, but in the end he found nothing. At that time, he thought it was because he was not good at learning...

"This guy looks so good, no matter how you look at it, why don't you show me?" Zhou Jiran made a relief.

Chen Li packed up her mood and showed it to Zhou Weiran.

After a while, Chen Li said in a faint voice, "You...I can't see anything either."

Double whammy.