Wear it together with a Taoist [Quick Transmigration]

Brother Big Head looked at the two teenagers and was taken aback for a moment.

You won't admit the wrong person, will you?In the previous photos, they were all scruffy little dirty kids, but later on, they were just ordinary kids. Although their faces haven’t grown yet, it’s obvious that they are two handsome guys with long legs and a bright future?And neither of them is bald. Both children have a little long hair, which is tied into a pigtail.

——The long hair of men these days always makes people feel greasy, and young boys also make people feel dirty, but the two of them seem to be a good match.

"I'm a light egg... sorry for changing my voice." "Hi everyone, I'm a hairy egg."

The voices of both teenagers are hoarse and rough, which is the stage that teenagers should have.

{Wow, are Guangdan and Maodan so handsome? ! }

{(｀Д)!!I.I went to look at the photos in the past, it should be the two of them! }

{Can I say that both of them obviously look good in the video and photos of the court at that time?But at that time, I didn't look big, I felt very thin, and I couldn't be called handsome. }

{yes!yes!The feeling of opening up!The legs are so long! }

{Light eggs are more handsome!Maodan feels a little silly. }

{Isn't the bare egg the facial features more refined?Some bad feeling.Maodan is more gentle. }

{Grass mud horse!Also Nima is here at high X!These two bastards are playing you like monkeys, don't you see? !Now people have money and a house! }

{What about the housing management? !You don't care about swearing? }

{The words are not rough, and what the man said is not unreasonable. }

{Normal boys are in the voice change period from 12 to 14 years old. They are both fifteen years old, and they are only now entering the voice change period. They were seriously malnourished in the past, right? }

{Looking at the photos Teacher Zhang sent of them eating, there are really a lot of meals, is this finally enough to eat? }

{Half-sized children eat poor old men, at this age, both boys and girls can eat.In the past, their life was not enough to eat, right? }

{Finally full, opened, confirmed eyes, it is a pair of gray princes! }

"Bare egg, hairy egg, you two are really two handsome guys. Have you had a good time with Teacher Zhang? Has Teacher Zhang bathed with you? Or have you hugged or kissed you? ?” The big-headed brother looks quite simple and honest, and he is very friendly when he smiles.Seeing that Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo were willing to cooperate with the live broadcast, he didn't say anything about pedophilia, but asked a little softly.

"Do you care about us?" Duan Shaobo didn't answer, but asked instead.

"That's right!" Brother Big Head smiled more sincerely, "It's not just me, many people care about you, that's why I came here today to ask in front of everyone."

Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo looked at each other, Gu Cijiu said: "June 24, we will take the high school entrance examination."

After finishing speaking, Gu Cijiu got off the bicycle, Duan Shaobo sat on it, and the two exchanged places, but still left one with the other.

"I didn't ask them when the senior high school entrance examination will be. Are these two kids a little stupid?" Big Brother said cutely.

But the bullet screen has been swiped by "2333333333333". At first, Brother Big Tou thought he had succeeded in being cute, and then he saw the text bullet screen appear.

{He took the senior high school entrance examination on the 24th, and you came here for an interview with ten days left. Is this your concern? }

{If you really care, you won't bother people at this time. }

{2333333333 The EQ and IQ of these two little brothers are not low, okay!You can rest assured! }

{Such a smart child, if Mr. Zhang is a pedophile, it is impossible for them to keep silent! }

{Big Brother, I thought you were a real person, but now... 886}

The final loser in this matter is this Internet celebrity big brother.He can't sing, be cute, or be funny, and of course he's not handsome. His selling point is sincerity.This time, I came here to "visit" under the banner of caring. I originally wanted to sell some warmth, but who knew that it was a few words that made people feel shameless.

While Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo had the attention of a group of well-wishers and mother fans, they also gained a group of steadfast black fans!

Like everyone else, they feel that these two children have high business interests, and they will use the weapons of public opinion and the law to protect themselves. Even if they have been hurt, the children here should make up for them, or at least apologize.

These children have spent years bouncing around on Guangdan, Maodan, and Lao Zhang's Weibo, and go to various websites to find out that these two children are male green tea.But...their jumping and jumping attracted a lot of intellectual fans to Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo.

Of course, this is all a long time later, as Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo said, their main task now is to study and take the senior high school entrance examination.

From June 24th to June 26th, the senior high school entrance examination begins.

On July 26, Weibo posted two admission notices from No. [-] Middle School in T City—No. [-] Middle School is the best high school in T City.

On August [-]th, the freshmen of No. [-] Middle School and Senior One gathered for military training.

The practice of the No. [-] Middle School is that the first-year senior high school freshmen gather at the school at [-]:[-] in the morning with their admission notices and luggage bags, of course, and various tuition and miscellaneous fees. one day.

In this year's No. 25 Middle School and Senior No. [-], there were [-] classes, and the number of each class did not exceed [-], but only the first seven classes were students who were admitted by themselves.The next sixteen classes are all school-choice students whose scores are within ten points, so they spend money to make up for it.There are also two classes where the student status is not in the No. [-] Middle School at all, but just affiliated to the No. [-] Middle School to study.

No. [-] Middle School is nicknamed "Dead in No. [-] Middle School" by other schools in the central area, which means that there are too many nerds studying hard to death.

However, this also has the meaning of envy, jealousy and hatred. After all, when it comes to the best school in T city, T city will say it is the second middle school. Every year, 985% of the students enter the 211/90.00 university, and the rest Ten of them are ordinary universities.

Assemble, one car per class, and a long queue of buses drove to the military training base.

"Hi students, I am your head teacher and English teacher. My surname is Wang." The woman sitting in front of the car introduced herself as the head teacher of class one. Yes, the higher the class, the better teachers and resources it will have."

With such a sentence, many students on the bus raised their chests subconsciously, because their class was the same, and of course it was the best class.

Teacher Wang smiled understandingly, and deliberately stopped for a while, letting the students savor their pride: "However, every semester, our school has to reschedule classes, so if your grades drop by [-] After the name, then go to other classes."

There was a little chaos in the car, and almost everyone was saying that he would study hard and not fall behind the top [-], or that he would rather die than fall behind the top [-].

Teacher Wang raised his hand and asked the students to calm down: "Military training discipline, the instructor will tell you later, you have to listen to the instructor. What I want to talk about is the probability of the school, regardless of season, as long as you are a class Students in the school must wear school uniforms. Although the school’s morning self-study time is 06 o’clock, as a student in class one, you’d better arrive at school before 30:[-]. Also, students in class one should study best, The mental outlook should also be the best, you are not those naughty little bastards. So girls should not have their hair past their ears, and boys should not have weird hair styles. Both male and female students are not allowed to dye their hair. Moreover, As a student, you can't fall in love early."

At the beginning, Teacher Wang was still smiling when she spoke, but then she gradually stopped smiling, and the other students followed her words, and she shifted her gaze to Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu.

The two of them were sitting in the third row from the bottom, and Duan Shaobo actually got motion sickness.So Gu Cijiu gave him plums, and put down the curtains, letting him close his eyes and lean against himself.

The clothes of the two of them are still okay, there is no school uniform now, but they are both wearing normal T-shirts and jeans.But besides that, both of them have relatively long hair, with a small knot in the back of their heads.Looking at the interaction between the two, who would believe that they didn't fall in love early?

Gu Cijiu is so good at observing words and expressions, he can find that Teacher Wang has well-hidden nausea when he is looking at them.

Although the two of them have been obsessed with studying this year, their understanding of the world has grown deeper and deeper.In this world, all sexual orientations are accepted.But this is talking about the general environment. In a small area, there are still people who discriminate against and hate a few sexual orientations.However, it is not bad in China, and there are even violent injuries abroad because of religious beliefs and other reasons.

Besides... Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo didn't like this teacher.

What is the best resource, the best student, she is to support the students, and she is also better to support herself.It is true to mobilize the enthusiasm of the students, but her words and deeds are all subtly influencing the students to look down on them except the first class.Geniuses are qualified to look down on others, but do the thirty people present really have that kind of real talent?

The teacher's approach is to make the students' vision narrower and narrower, so that they can only see themselves and not others.

Gu Cijiu raised his hand to answer the question, but he didn't stand up because Duan Shaobo was still leaning against him: "Mr. Wang, is this a school rule for cutting hair?"

"It's not from the school, it's from the first class."

"Mr. Wang, I understand if you don't dye your hair. It's true that as a student, it's not good to have colorful hair, but I want to take the Beijing Film or Magic Shadow exam. I want to grow my hair long. I don't know how to cut it. If you think it is unacceptable , then the two of us can transfer classes, or transfer schools."

Teacher Wang's face was blue and red: "Yes, but in this way, you two can only go to Class 25. There are all students who are not in the No. [-] Middle School and come in with money. I know, you two can only go to Class [-] for a year. In time, you can take the test from Sanzhuang to the top three in the city, but the study in high school is completely different from that in junior high school. In high school, it is just a dream to get a high score just by rote memorization and taking a little time to make a surprise attack."

——Gu Cijiu's student number is 2, and Duan Shaobo's is 1. In fact, the scores of the two people are the same, probably according to the Chinese pinyin of the surnames.

"It's okay, Mr. Wang, we both think it's good to dream."

"...You two are still students in Class [-], so you have to look like Class [-], and draw the curtains!"

The time for them to get on the bus was after eight o'clock, and the sun was already abundant in the summer in the north. Duan Shaobo was already motion sick, and the sun made it even more uncomfortable.

"Mr. Wang, Duan Shaobo gets motion sickness, and the sun will make him very uncomfortable. Besides, whether you draw the curtains in the car is the same as whether you snore while sleeping. It has nothing to do with your academic performance and the class you are in, right?"

A student beside him burst out laughing.

"Is he motion sick, or are you guys going to kiss me at a young age? As a student, you should listen to the teacher!"

Just as Gu Cijiu was about to say something, Duan Shaobo suddenly grabbed his clothes. It wasn't that he wanted to stop Gu Cijiu from arguing with Mr. Wang, but...

Gu Cijiu quickly took out a plastic bag!Duan Shaobo grabbed the plastic bag and started throwing up!

Even if it was a god, it wouldn't smell good when he vomited, and a sour smell permeated the surroundings.What can Mr. Wang say?Did Duan Shaobo vomit on purpose to save her face?But what Duan Shaobo did, everyone watched, he didn't pick his throat, he just got motion sickness.

When Gu Cijiu told the teacher that he would not cut his hair when he transferred to another class, most of the students thought he was being unreasonable.Of course, Mr. Wang's implication that a group of boys can only have round haircuts is not very good, but they are here to learn, not to be handsome. Listen to the teacher, so what if they cut it off?

But after that, Mr. Wang became a little aggressive, so why bother?And here's a guy puking on the side...

"Ouch!!" Another one!

╮(╯﹏╰)╭ Motion sickness is sometimes contagious.

The military training base is in the suburbs, and they have to take a bus for at least five or ten minutes. However, more and more students vomited on the bus. In the end, they didn't get motion sickness anymore, but nausea.There was no way, the first bus, which was originally the first bus, had to find a place where it could park and pull over to let the students get off to breathe fresh air, but in the end it arrived at the military training base half an hour behind the other buses.

When we arrived at the base, we were divided into instructors, dormitories, uniforms, lunch, and lunch break.

And the video of Gu Cijiu's conversation with the teacher was also posted on Weibo by his classmates.

Although the school asked them not to bring mobile phones, most of the students in No. [-] Middle School were obedient, but well, there are always exceptions in this world.

The person who played the video was called Sun Ye, and his class number was No. 3.He has always been a leader in learning since the first grade of elementary school.However, if his academic performance is worse than others, that's all. Who are Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo?Sanzhuang!There are all students there that he usually doesn't even bother to laugh at, but their one-year surprise study has surpassed his six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, and nearly ten years of hard work!Do you take everyone else for fools?

His video is blurry, and the angle is obliquely backward, so although Mr. Wang is still clear, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo are completely invisible.

After the video was uploaded, the comments started to polarize.Some people think that Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo are so proud that they are dizzy, and they are so proud that they are so proud.Some people think that the teacher is a bit too much, they are students and not soldiers, how can they control their heads and feet?Is it necessary to learn like Japanese schools, where the length of girls' skirts must be measured with a ruler?

But it didn't take long for netizens' attention to start to change strangely.

{(～￣▽￣)～Guangdan and Maodan are going to take the test of Jingying or Moying?Do they want to be idols? }

{Is this overthinking?These two little brothers are quite handsome, but they are not so handsome yet, right? }

{The sound quality is not very good, but it can come out quite well. The light egg has successfully passed the voice change period!That voice is very nice! }

{yes!yes!Finally someone has the same idea as me!The voice of the light egg is so su! }

{It's a pity that I can't see the face, the naked face is very handsome, handsome boy! }

{I like hairy eggs more! !Damn your latest update is awesome! !warm! }

{o(*￣▽￣*)o yes yes yes!Congratulations to their family for welcoming their fourth member!Three eggs! }

{What's the matter with the three eggs?What about the fourth member?Didn't they live together all the time? }

{It’s still Teacher Zhang. }

{The two graduated, and Mr. Zhang still lives with them? ! ! !The thing about that boy X can't be true, can it?Think carefully! }

{For @XXX's IQ, Mr. Zhang is their temporary guardian!Of course you have to live with them!Also, the fourth person is a meow master, China Pastoral Meow, Guangdan and Maodan unanimously decided to name her Sandan!Teacher Zhang's objection was invalid. }

{Still not very supportive of Guangdan and Maodan in the entertainment industry, he has no backstage at all, the place is too dirty. }

{Actually, you can be an internet celebrity! ! }

{→_→Guangdan is already an Internet celebrity, right? }

{Bare eggs, hairy eggs, if you study well, go to study medicine!Doctors make a lot of money! }

{Which life's almanac has it been since doctors made money?So many doctors make trouble, so many doctors die in vain, haven't you seen it?Hairy, light egg, you learn from it!Be a researcher someday! }

{Researchers?Will the results of a lifetime of research be given to the teacher?It's better to be a soldier, you all have good eyesight, and be a pilot. }

{Don't think so darkly about the research circle, okay?If it is really so dark, how did Huaguo get so many scientific research achievements?Maodan, Heidan, don't be a soldier, in case there is a flood rescue, you will be buried in it at once. }

{(｀ω) Those who don’t know come in and think how dark our country is.Without Brother Bing to fight the flood and rescue, can you be a keyboard warrior here in peace?You should be teachers, light eggs and hairy eggs, with stable jobs, high benefits, and winter and summer vacations! }

Afterwards, this comment started to fight by itself, regardless of whether Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo could see it or not...

Sun Ye brought his mobile phone, but he didn't bring a power bank, and there was no place to charge him at the military training base. He secretly videoed and posted on Weibo when he was in the car, and when he arrived at the military training base, he called his parents to report that he was safe. I flipped through Weibo, and it was the time when the initial polarized discussions were fierce, and the battery of the mobile phone was almost dead.Sun Ye just wanted to save some battery, and then took pictures of Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo embarrassing themselves, so he didn't look at them again.

Duan Shaobo and Gu Cijiu... They really didn't know. Although they had a system, neither of them thought that there would be people looking for trouble in such a closed environment as military training.

Entering the Internet age, the role of the system suddenly became stronger.

System: ヽ(￣▽￣) Please call me Your Majesty!Or kneel down and call Dad!

He knew that Sun Ye sneaked into the video, he knew that Sun Ye released the video, and he also guided the comments later.And two hours later, he used another identity to release a short video of "Why are the students of No. [-] Middle School in T City getting out of the car and vomiting?"

It could be seen that a group of students got out of the car and vomited in the green belt. The few remaining students who were in good condition, some looked disgusted and avoided far away, and some ran around to help.

The one who ran the most diligently was Gu Cijiu, his small buttocks were extremely conspicuous.He got out of the car and helped Duan Shaobo aside, then started running up and down to throw garbage bags, then ran to a small supermarket across the road, and brought out a box of mineral water.Looking at the actions of him and his classmates later, it was obvious that he also bought chewing gum or mints for everyone.

{This should be something the teacher does, right? }

{Is the aunt standing on the side a teacher?Didn't you see her move? }

{The light egg is so reliable, it will grow into a warm and handsome guy in the future, right? }

{Shall we pose for a photo? }

{I said before that Maodan and Guangdan were too complacent, but now my face hurts!A good boy is still a good boy! }

{What a fart!Do you think so many second middle school students are group performers?Just give some money, and you can coordinate with the photoshoot, right? }

{When the cleaner came, I just kept thanking him, and even helped with the cleaning, very good. }

{Is it too much?Guangdan bought two boxes of mineral water before and after, but the teacher pretended not to see it, and took the water away while Guangdan helped the cleaners clean... Is this really a teacher from No. [-] Middle School? }

{He is from No. [-] Middle School, Wang Huanjing, and he is still an excellent teacher. →_→The website of No. [-] Middle School of T City, Branch Road, is on the cover. }

{My cousin is also from No. [-] Middle School. She graduated last year and belongs to this teacher. She teaches English.He said that the teacher could only read from the book. Once she gave a wrong answer in a school test, she made a fuss about the wrong answer.Later, the city simulated the same question, and the answer was of course correct, but their class all chose the wrong answer, of course it was according to the teacher's teaching.As a result, Teacher Wang scolded the whole class for two classes! }

{@XX Don’t be so exaggerated, right?He is an excellent teacher in No. [-] Middle School. If he is really that bad and cannot teach so many good students, don't just follow everyone else's advice. }

{It's not just copying what others say, there are many good teachers in No. [-] Middle School, but more importantly, the best students in the whole T city are concentrated there.The role of the teacher is very important, let's learn about it, the students themselves are more important. }

The students' mobile phones ran out of battery one after another, but the teacher's mobile phone did not work. Teacher Wang received a call from the school leader.

The news of No. [-] Middle School is always an honor. This is the first time that there is negative news about the teachers of No. [-] Middle School.After Mr. Wang had a "deep and earnest talk" with the school leaders, Gu Cijiu and Duan Shaobo, who had just returned to the house to rest after eating, Mr. Wang followed the instructors of their class to the dormitory.