[Comprehensive] Let me go and let me die

Ranpo, I haven't seen you have a tendency to like cats before, do you?

Yumeow pondered over whether he had shown cuteness and wanted to masturbate to the little Miaomiao outside when he went out with Edogawa Ranpo.

Maybe not……

"Small shopkeeper?"

Edogawa Luanbu at the door saw that Ayou didn't speak, so he walked directly into the house, squatted beside the bed, and kept looking at Ayou.

"Just this time, little shopkeeper, you would definitely not agree to me before, but it's different now!"

As he said that, Edogawa Ranpo's blue eyes sparkled.

"In this case, Mr. Fukuzawa won't say anything even if we sleep together!"

Yumeow: "..."

Mr. Fukuzawa won't say anything, but I will!

"Just this time!"

Edogawa Ranpo immediately took out his special skill - acting like a baby.

It's not him who blows!No one in the entire detective agency can resist his coquettish offensive!Even Mr. Fukuzawa, who has always been cold-faced, has more than half the success rate!

"The little shopkeeper promised me, I'll give you my favorite candy."

Saying that, Edogawa Ranpo took out a piece of candy wrapped in colorful wrapping paper from the pocket of his pajamas.

He handed it to You Meow, emphasizing it seriously.

"This is the last one I specially kept, it's my favorite flavor!"

Yumeow: "..."

Can I be bought by a mere piece of candy?

Yumeow looked at Edogawa Ranpo and said, "I have already made a great sacrifice!" 'Look, silently sighed.

Forget it, what do you care about with your own children?

Isn't it just sleeping together!

Yumeow stood up from the pillow, she came to the bed, then raised her paw and pulled the candy in Edogawa Ranpo's hand under the pillow, as if accepting a bribe.

"Just tonight."

You Meow jumped to the ground, and while walking towards the door, emphasized uneasy.

"Luanbu, you are not allowed to touch randomly, you know?"

"Hmm, don't worry!"

Seeing Yumeow agreed to his request again, Edogawa Ranpo was in high spirits, not at all looking like he was going to sleep.

Plan to pass!He knew that the shopkeeper would be soft-hearted!

Lying on the pillow on the bed in Edogawa Ranpo's room, Yumeow helplessly opened his eyes and looked at Edogawa Ranpo.

It's been half an hour, are you so energetic, Luanbu?

"Ranbu, can't you sleep?"

"of course."

Edogawa Ranpo, who was lying on his side on the bed, admitted it bluntly, with a happy mood in his tone.

"Because it was very happy to sleep with the shopkeeper for the first time, so I can't sleep now."

Edogawa Ranpo, this young man has always been frank and frightening.

"In this case……"

You Meow tilted her head, and a book of fairy tales materialized in the air.

"Want to listen to something that bores you to the point of sleepiness?"

For Edogawa Ranpo, there are only cases and snacks, um... also need to add Fukuzawa Yukichi, these can make him interested, other... probably make him feel sleepy after hearing it.

Books like this kind of illogical fairy tales must be able to sleep faster.

"A bedtime story? I know it. My mother used to tell it to me when I was at home."

Edogawa ranbo opened his eyes wide, his blue pupils shining brightly in the darkness.

"Could it be possible that Auntie's words are about suspense? But mine is a fairy tale, so it should be boring to you."

After all, even if you have never heard of it, Edogawa Ranpo can guess the ending right away.

"Yes, it's just that my mother never tells me the ending, and she must tell me the ending the next day."

Speaking of this, Edogawa Ranpo's cheeks puffed up slightly, but his eyes were full of nostalgia.

Is that so?Edogawa Ranpo's mother really has a bit of a bad taste.

There was a smile in Yumiao's eyes, and there was a hint of a smile in her voice, making her appear more and more gentle.

"Then I won't talk about the ending? But if it's a fairy tale, Ranbu should be able to guess it soon."

"Small shopkeeper!"

Edogawa Ranpo's cheeks bulged even more.

"Alright, alright, Luanbu, you lie down, I'm starting, and I'm going to sleep after talking about Luanbu."

The book formed by the illusion stood in front of Youmiao, and Youmiao read it gently.

"Out there in the sea, the water is so blue, like the petals of the most beautiful cornflowers, and at the same time so clear, like the brightest glass. And yet it is so deep that no anchor chain can reach the bottom. To get from the bottom of the sea to the surface, there must be many church steeples, connected one after the other. The people of the bottom of the sea live under this."

……

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"I'm going out to play today!"

On the dining table, Youmiao sat solemnly on the table, with the tip of its furry tail curling up and down behind her, as if she had gotten used to the extra new organ.

"Now go out like this..."

Yosano Akiko looked at Ayou hesitantly.

"It's too unsafe, shopkeeper, you are so easy to be abducted, you will definitely be abducted by bad guys! Maybe you will be caught and eaten!"

Edogawa Ranpo on the other side uttered terrible words directly.

Yumeow: "..."

I'm really sorry for being easily kidnapped...

In the end, accompanied by Akiko Yosano, Yumeow managed to go out.

Edogawa Ranpo originally wanted to keep up with great interest, but was called away by Fukuzawa Yukichi because of the commission.

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You Meow can even understand cat language just by walking around the neighborhood!

Oh my god!Cat language hey!

Even Yumeow became acquainted with a wild cat in a short time.

"Let me tell you, I recently fell in love with a male cat."

When the black and white wild cat said this, his tone was full of exclamation.

"Although I only saw it a few times occasionally, its vigorous figure and handsome appearance deeply attracted me."

"Huh? Is that so?"

It turns out that love at first sight also exists in the world of cats!

"It always comes here recently. I stay here these few days just to get close to it. It would be even better if I could have a dewy marriage."

Having said that, the black and white cat glanced at Youmei, and then licked the fur on her ear.

? ? !

Regardless of Yumeow's surprise, it educated with a tone of a cat coming over.

"Although you don't understand much now, but when you grow up, if you meet the tomcat you like, you must not let him go. Anyway, after sleeping for one night, you will part ways. If you don't sleep, you will sleep for nothing."

Yumeow: "..."

Is the world of cats so bohemian? !

"It's coming, tell your shit shovel to stay away, don't startle it!"

Yumeow's helpless voice transmission made Akiko Yosano, who was happily stroking other cats not far away, take another two steps back.

At the corner, a three-coloured cat came out unhurriedly, and its actions were full of the unique elegance of cats.

"Look! That's it! Its charming figure! Its wise eyes, and its powerful strength! Although it came to this area only two days ago, I saw with my own eyes that it defeated the large nearby dominance yesterday. Vicious dog!"

The black and white/cat's voice is very excited. It lowers its body and swings its tail quickly from side to side, as if it is ready to go.

Then Youmiao watched helplessly as it shot out like an arrow off the string three seconds later.

After quickly running to the vicinity of Sanhuamao, he quickly quieted down again, his movements were full of elegance, and his voice became soft and soft, which was in sharp contrast to the seriousness of talking with Yumeow just now.

"Handsome guy~"

Black and white/The cat walks briskly towards the Sanhua cat on catwalks.

"Want to have a litter of children with me?"

The three-flowered cat, which was not in a hurry before, suddenly froze, as if the whole cat had been struck by lightning, and even its expression froze.

effective!It seems to be stable today!

Thinking so, the black and white/cat meowed again, and tried to get closer to the three-colored cat.

"Handsome guy~"

Then You Meow watched the Sanhuamao suddenly opened its eyes wide, and then jumped out of the alley with lightning speed, jumped onto the wall, and disappeared quickly.

Yumeow: "..."

Black and white/cat: "..."

What... what's going on?Isn't Sanhua's reaction right?

"Oh! Do you think my wife will give up?"

Black and white/The cat narrowed its eyes slightly, staring straight at the place where the Sanhua cat disappeared.

"You meow, go back with your shit shoveler, I'll catch up first! See you soon!"

As he said that, the black and white/cat sprinted, and several of them jumped onto the wall with their strength, and quickly chased after them.

Yumeow: "..."

Li...awesome!

Yumeow looked at the empty wall with no cats and fell into deep thought.

This three-colored cat shouldn't be able to run away, right?

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It was a dark and windy night at this time, and You Miao stood by the window, looking out seriously.

Today is the day to meet Osamu Dazai, a new friend who committed suicide together. Ayou has already prepared it. Although it is very inconvenient to become a cat with folded ears, fortunately, she can use illusion to cover it up. Just be what you used to be.

After finally arriving at the agreed place, Ayou saw a dark brown-haired boy in a shirt and coat.

"Dazai!"

"Ayou."

Osamu Dazai turned around and greeted him with a smile.

"You came."

"I'm late, what method of suicide are we going to try today?"

Coming to Dazai Osamu's side, Ayou looked at the bandages wrapped around Dazai Osamu's neck, and asked curiously.

"Huh? Dazai, you committed suicide again these days? Didn't you die?"

"Yes."

Hearing Ayou's question here, Osamu Dazai curled his lips depressedly.

"Originally, I was going to hang myself again, but this time I deliberately found a tree trunk that was intact, but it turned out..."

There was a hint of resentment in Dazai's voice.

"It wasn't the tree trunk that broke this time, but the rope!"

"Oh... just get used to it..."

Ayou sighed, and looked at Osamu Dazai as if he had come here.

"The number of times I have hanged myself is also countless. Many times I either broke the tree trunk or the rope. The most excessive thing is that it is obviously a place where there is no one and no one. The result will happen, such as spring outing, watching the scenery. , all kinds of passers-by like picnickers appeared."

Looking at Osamu Dazai who was a little stunned, Ayou gave him a helpless look.

"And it's like being rescued from drowning, taking poison without dying, or the charcoal-burning vent suddenly ventilating, hiring a killer to kill yourself, and the gun will suddenly jam! So it doesn't matter if you fail once or twice, as long as you persist ..."

As she spoke, Ayou puffed up her cheeks, and there was obvious resentment in her voice.

"You can unlock more wonderful failure experiences!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Is there something wrong with my new friend who committed suicide together?

Osamu Dazai felt that what Ayu said was the truth, fell into deep thought.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, do you have any recommendations today?"

Thinking about his little friend's experience of failure, different from his own, with no scars at all, Dazai pointed obediently to his right hand and said.

"There is a very clear river not far from there, and it happens that there is no one at night. I originally planned for the two of us to jump into the river..."

"It's okay!"

Ayou looked at Osamu Dazai with a smile.

"I saw a lot of dangerous goods in a store a few days ago, like chainsaws. I thought we should try it too. Ah, by the way, are you afraid of pain?"

Osamu Dazai looked strangely at Ayou who suddenly got off topic.

"of course……"

He dragged out his voice, and then he smiled, as if he was not afraid at all, but the words he said were completely opposite.

"I'm afraid."

"Well, if you block the pain, will you try those dangerous methods with me?"

Ayou tilted her head and asked a question that Osamu Dazai expected.

"What are you going to do?"

Countless plans flashed through Osamu Dazai's mind, drugs?still……

"Don't move, um, squat down and stretch out your right hand."

Ayou helplessly controlled the illusion and squatted down.

Now it's a bit difficult for my mental power to block other people's perception, so let's save some mental power by physical contact first...

"Can you lower your hand a bit..."

Seeing Osamu Dazai squatting down and putting his hands on the horizontal surface, Ayou covered his face and asked him to put his hands on the ground a little bit.

I can't get enough of it now! Hey!

Osamu Dazai put his hand on the ground curiously.

Ayou took a deep breath, lightly touched Dazai Osamu's hand with her paw, and then...

She just felt the world spinning for a while, as if the magnified world was suddenly adjusted back to its normal size. During this period, even the maintained illusion became unstable due to this change.

Meow meow meow? ? ?

Osamu Dazai only saw Ayou, who was also squatting opposite him, reached out and touched his hand, and then the whole person flashed like a virtual mirror image, and quickly became translucent. He even saw it through her body. Cracks on the opposite wall.

Noticing something, Osamu Dazai moved his gaze down quickly, and then he saw a young folded ear cat with a bewildered face quickly turning into a bewildered little friend.

uh...naked...

Seeing that his little friend didn't react, his moist eyes were full of shock.

at this time……

Osamu Dazai pondered.

Should clothes be needed?

Before Ayou could react, Osamu Dazai quickly took off his coat and covered Ayou.

Ayou lowered her head in confusion.

What the hell! ! ! ! ! !

After some chaos, Ayou put on Osamu Dazai's coat and squatted in the corner with a look of lovelessness.

for...why?Isn't this scientific?When I turned into a cat, my clothes didn't fall out!Isn't it hairy?

How come the hair disappears when it turns back into clothes? !

Ayou couldn't help but materialized a set of clothes for the illusion inside her coat, but the illusion clothes maintained with mental power still made people feel... chilly on her body. (cover face)

"So I made you expose your identity? Little cat demon Ayou."

There was a smile in Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes, and his words were also teasing.

After all, when they first met, they jumped down from the 32nd floor hand in hand, so his little friend must have acquired supernatural powers in the past few days, oops, it seems that the past few days have been really exciting .

but……

Osamu Dazai looked at Ayou who was squatting in a corner facing the wall with a face of despair, with complicated emotions flashing in his heart.

Even so, are you still here?

"The cat demon is a ghost!"

Ayou glared at Osamu Dazai angrily with puffed cheeks.

"No, isn't it just that you have fallen into someone else's supernatural power? You! Forget what you just saw! Otherwise, I can only use physical methods to erase your memory!"

However, in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, it looks like a kitten holding its paws that have not yet grown up and blowing fur at you fiercely.

Looking at Osamu Dazai who still had a smile in his eyes, Ayou stood up, raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder vigorously with a deep emphasis on his face.

"That would be cruel."