[Comprehensive] Let me go and let me die

"I'm back, little shopkeeper!"

In the evening, the commission was finally over, Edogawa Ranpo was sent back to the second floor by Fukuzawa Yukichi, and he walked in happily. He glanced around casually, and then fixed his eyes on lying on the sofa and typing On Ayou of the game.

Edogawa frowned in disorder, then quickly came to Ayou's side, squatted down and stared at her.

"Shopkeeper, you..."

His eyes were very serious, and his words were very affirmative.

"You went out, and met that perverted lolicon doctor!"

Ayou put down the game console in her hand, she sat up, and looked down at Edogawa Ranpo who was squatting on the ground.

"Oh, yes."

Ayou answered him without hesitation.

"hateful……"

Edogawa Ranpo instantly puffed up his cheeks, and his eyes became very unhappy.

"It's really like that! I said how come there are so many inexplicable commissions that I can't refuse in the past two days! It really is because of that perverted lolicon doctor, hasn't he been beaten enough by Mr. Fukuzawa!"

"It's okay, walk around."

Ayou stroked Edogawa Ranpo's hair, then pulled him up and put him on the sofa to prevent him from squatting and numbness in his legs.

"The doctor probably wouldn't do anything to me, and if the doctor really wants to attack me one day, it depends on whether he can beat me..."

Of course, if it's killing me, that's another matter. _(:з」∠)_

Ayou swallowed the remaining words in his mouth, which obviously made Edogawa go crazy.

"Not such a small shopkeeper."

Edogawa Luanbu raised his hands to support Ayou's shoulders, and approached her with a serious face, his blue eyes were full of seriousness.

"It's a heinous crime for that perverted lolicon doctor to attack you!"

"Okay okay, I see."

Seeing Edogawa's serious look, Ayou suddenly bent her eyes and smiled. She raised her hand to stroke his hair, and the words she said were full of soothing and gentle taste.

— like a sister comforting a younger brother.

However, the older person was indeed Edogawa Ranpo.

"I'm almost past Loli's age. Next year, the doctor probably won't come to see me again."

It's autumn now, and the Chinese New Year is only a few months away, and I'm 13 years old, already beyond the age of a loli.

It's not that simple!

Edogawa's frowning brows gradually calmed down under Ayou's comfort, but he was still a little anxious inside.

Although it was only a short contact, Edogawa Ranpo did see a lot of things in Mori Ogai.Just like that perverted lolicon doctor, he won't give up on the shopkeeper!

——Even if the shopkeeper is over 12 years old!

You must know that the small shopkeeper has a supernatural ability of the spiritual department!

and……

Edogawa looked at Ayou in disorder, with a worried look in his eyes.

The small shop owner is growing too slowly!Judging from this growth rate, even if she is 16, she will probably look like a lolita!

"Small shopkeeper."

Edogawa Ranpo looked at Ayou seriously.

"Drink an extra glass of milk for breakfast tomorrow!"

Increase your height first!

"Huh? Okay... okay."

Ayou was caught off guard and a little confused, but obediently agreed to Edogawa Ranbu's sudden request.

Seeing that Ayou immediately agreed without even asking, Edogawa Luanbu was happy, but also felt something was wrong.

The little shopkeeper's promise is too casual!Forget it by yourself, what if she agrees to someone who asks too much of her!

Thinking of this, Edogawa Ranpo felt that he had to educate the other party.

"Small shopkeeper."

Edogawa Ranpo imitated Fukuzawa Yukichi's usual appearance and looked at Ayu seriously.

"Huh? What's the matter, chaotic steps?"

Ayou looked at Edogawa Ranpo suspiciously.

"If someone asks you, you have to think about it. You should know that once I use [Super Reasoning], I can see whether it is true or false in an instant, so I won't be deceived. After all, you are not like me, the shopkeeper. , if someone asks you something excessive..."

"But……"

Ayou looked at Edogawa Ranpo who started to educate her, and spoke hesitantly.

"If you walk in disorder, it doesn't matter."

"what?"

Seeing the stunned Edogawa Ranbu in front of him, Ayou raised the corners of his mouth and chuckled softly.

"I said, it doesn't matter if you talk about random steps, I always believe in random steps."

Edogawa Ranpo was silent for a moment, he stared blankly at the girl in front of him.

Under the warm light, Ayou's originally pure black eyes seemed to have turned into a warm brown. The inside was unnaturally clear, tenderness and tolerance filled his eyes, and Edogawa Ranbu clearly saw himself in a daze.

"Random?"

Edogawa Ranpo regained consciousness in an instant, he blinked slowly, and then stood up abruptly.

"Even... since this is the case..."

Edogawa Ranpo put one hand on his waist, raised his chin with a proud look of swearing.

However, the red ears revealed his shyness, fortunately covered by the broken hair, which made him look as energetic as usual.

Still feel insecure!

Because he felt that the temperature of his cheeks began to rise...

Before Ayou could do anything, Edogawa Luanbu raised his hand and took off the detective hat on his head, and put it on Ayou's head, successfully blocking Ayou's sight.

Ayou, whose sight was blocked, could only hear his decisive voice.

"With me here, I will definitely not let the shopkeeper be cheated!"

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On a dark and windy night, Ayou was walking in the deserted streets.

Suicide at home will always be prevented, and every time she goes out, someone will follow her, just for fear that she can't help but commit suicide on a whim.

The very helpless Ayou decided to commit suicide at night after a long absence!

After all, it’s so late at night, wouldn’t it be nice to have a leap of faith!

In the current situation of chaos in Yokohama, the night is actually very unsafe. In some places, there will be organized fights, gang transactions or some dark things happening almost everywhere.

Using illusions to avoid these people, Ayou ran into a gang fight by chance.She excitedly ran over and stood in the middle of the fighting scene between the two sides.

however……

The dense bullets flying back and forth between the two parties unexpectedly hit one another!indivual!All!without!have!beat!middle!Pass!she!

Ayou: "..."

After standing there abruptly for 3 minutes, Ayou helplessly walked out of the scene where the bullets were flying around but couldn't hit him, and continued walking towards her destination.

Arrived.

Ayou stopped in her tracks and looked up at the building in front of her.

It was a tall building with 32 floors. If it fell from here, it would be broken and couldn't be put back together.

Although there is already some Buddhism in the matter of unsuccessful suicide, as long as Ayou thinks about the possible scene of successful death, she will still be involuntarily happy. She kept smiling and pushed open the door of the rooftop.

"Squeak-"

Although the wind on the roof was very strong, the sound of the friction of the door shaft was still very obvious in this silent night. Hearing the sound of the door that was pushed open by him not long ago, Osamu Dazai, who was planning to jump off the building here Somewhat surprised, he turned his head and looked at the door leading to the roof.

A girl appeared in front of his eyes.

"Well……"

Osamu Dazai blinked suspiciously, he turned around completely, then walked lightly, and quietly walked towards the girl who was turning around to close the door.

"what are you going to do?"

!!!

In the originally silent surroundings, a strange voice suddenly sounded in her ears, and Ayou was so frightened that she froze in place.

Three seconds later, Ayou slowly turned around with her whole body stiff, and what she saw was a young boy with brown hair.

"call--"

Ayou suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fuck, it scared me to death when it came so suddenly!

"Why are you here?"

"You have to answer me first, right?"

Osamu Dazai stood up straight, and gave Ayou a strange look.

I came here at this time to prepare to jump off a building, and she came here like this...

etc?Jump off a building? !

An idea flashed across Osamu Dazai's mind instantly, his eyes lit up immediately, and he looked straight at the girl in front of him.

"I……"

Ayou looked the brown-haired boy up and down, and felt that he was very familiar, as if...

That Yokohama Bandage Suicide!

It's called...what's it called...

Forget it, it's been too long who can still remember the content, it's probably not important, the point is suicide!

Thinking of this, Ayou's eyes lit up immediately, and she also looked straight at the young boy opposite.

"I'm here to kill myself, so are you?"

really!

"Yes, it is."

"Then you jump first. After all, you came first. I'll go to the other side after you dance?"

Having said that, Ayou nodded seriously.

"Do you want to be on the left or the right? Either way is fine with me."

This is really...

Osamu Dazai relaxed slightly.

Maybe it was because he met the same person who wanted to die by chance, or because the girl opposite looked too young, and her clear eyes really didn't have those things that made him almost tremble. Anxiety swelled deep inside.

A strong signal gushed out from the depths of his heart, shouting crazily, but he was a little dazed because of the sudden emotion.

'Anomalies' are always aware of each other.

Because it is too out of place, no matter how good the disguise is, it is as eye-catching as a light shining in the dark in the eyes of the same 'abnormal' people.

Is it the same kind?Not the same kind!

It's the same kind!Not the same kind?

"In that case, do you want to go together?"

If it's about to die, it's okay to be together, isn't it better if someone is with you?

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, then raised his eyebrows and made a 'smiling' look.

However, it really doesn't look like a smile, it's more like a cobbled together, full of weird feeling.

Osamu Dazai seemed to know it himself, but after a few seconds, he seemed to have been upgraded, and his smile became cute and cute. If it weren't for his slightly gloomy temperament, he would look more like a Ordinary cute little boy.

The boy with a cute smile approached Ayou, and his voice seemed to become lively, and then he made such an invitation.

"Would you like to jump off here together?"

"you……"

Ayou, who witnessed this seemingly 'face-changing' process, looked at the brown-haired boy in front of him with some hesitation, and decided to speak out after thinking about it.

"You originally had facial paralysis, right? You don't have to laugh if you don't want to laugh? Why force yourself? Isn't facial paralysis good?"

Facial paralysis is also a cute attribute. _(:з」∠)_

???

Facial...facial paralysis?

The 12-year-old boy Dazai Osamu was a little confused.

So much so that the face naturally showed a daze that was very suitable for him in his teenage years.

Although he hasn't smiled for a long time, it can't be said that he is a facial paralysis!

Is it facial paralysis to be too lazy to make facial expressions? !

"No...I'm not, I..."

Dazai Osamu, who had just made an excuse, looked at the girl opposite him with innocent and puzzled eyes, and suddenly got stuck, feeling a little unsure of how to proceed.

This is the first time he has encountered this kind of pure kindness from someone he met by chance...

Fortunately, there is a solution.

Finally, Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and smiled.

——There was a bit of Mori Ogai in that smile.

This time it was very successful, at least in Ayou's eyes, he looked like a little fox, so cute that one couldn't help but want to rub his furry head.

"Oh no."