All But Me Are Inhumans [Rebirth]

The Shanhai Festival is a big event that students are looking forward to. Whether you are a current student or have graduated for many years, as long as you have studied in Shanhai, you can come to participate.In order to let the students have fun, Principal Bai Ze also specially gave the faculty and staff a holiday, those who want to rest, and those who want to participate in the Shanhai Festival can also participate.

After the lottery was drawn, everyone was taken away by the person in charge of the booth to prepare.Yang Sheng, who was dressed as Bai Wuchang, looked like he was rolling in a pile of flour, and he had a long fake tongue attached to his lower lip.

"I don't think it's fair." Yang Sheng looked at Su Buyu who was dressed as Mr. Pian Pianjia, flicking his false tongue as he spoke, "You are so handsomely dressed."

"It's okay, Ah Huan will make you feel balanced." Su Buyu suppressed a smile, but the dimple at the corner of his mouth couldn't be hidden.

After a while, Wei Huan came out, yelling, "Fuck, this skirt is too tight, I can't even walk!"

Yang Sheng stared at him for two seconds, laughing so hard that his fake tongue was flying around, and his real tongue almost flickered, "Hahahahaha which little beauty is this!"

Wei Huan didn't feel embarrassed at all, on the contrary, he gave him a shameless wink, "Sister Tao Yao from Jiahui College even put on makeup for me just now."

Holding the folding fan in his hand, Su Buyu tapped on the tiger's mouth with his left hand. Looking at the peacock blue and silver phoenix-patterned cheongsam on Wei Huan's body, he stepped forward and touched Wei Huan's double ball head, "It's very beautiful, Ah Huan is actually very suitable for such a dress."

"Don't you think he looks like King Kong Barbie?" Yang Sheng adjusted his fake tongue, and pulled the blue hairband on Wei Huan's meatball.

Wei Huan patted his hand away, "What do you know, this is Chunli's appearance. Senior sister said, this is a game character that humans liked very long ago, don't you know, have you entered the blind zone of knowledge?"

Yang Sheng couldn't talk to him, and asked in a low voice, "Is there another one?"

"That's right!" Wei Huan suddenly realized, "There is only one dressing room. After I went out to put on makeup, I saw Yun Yongzhou go in. It's been a long time, he should have finished his makeup by now..."

Just finished speaking, a tall, straight black "beauty" in a dark red velvet cheongsam came out from the dressing room. The fiery red flame imprint on the left forehead was like a natural flower pearl, complementing the red lips, cool and beautiful .

Wei Huan was stunned suddenly, he had planned a long paragraph of words to tease Yun Yongzhou, but when he really saw it, his mind short-circuited inexplicably and went blank.

Yun Yongzhou frowned, his face still had that expression of keeping strangers away.His facial features are already distinct, his skin is fair, and he hardly wears makeup, which matches inexplicably with his long straight black hair.

"Watch me gouging out your eyes again."

His voice was cold and deep, and he immediately pulled out Wei Huan, who was immersed in admiration for beauties, "What, you can look at me too, am I not good-looking? So fierce..."

Not far away, the people at the Horror House booth called Yang Sheng away, and Su Buyu was also pulled over by the cosplay planners in ancient costumes, leaving only Wei Huan and Yun Yongzhou two women's bosses.Momoyo-senpai, who was in charge of the women's clothing cafe, came out of the dressing room and pushed the backs of the two, "Let's go, let's go, two beauties."

Yun Yongzhou looked displeased, "Who are you talking about?"

Wei Huan pouted, "I'm not a beauty, I'm a big! Beautiful! Female!"

Yun Yongzhou: "..."

The two were led to the coffee shop, Wei Huan was in a good mood, pinching his throat like a horn, running around all over the place, very obedient, Yun Yongzhou didn't cooperate and stood in the coffee shop The bar at the bar wiped the cups with a cold face, and after a while, a cabinet of empty coffee cups was wiped.

Ever since the battle between Wei Huan and Yun Yongzhou when they entered school, they have become new characters in Shanhai, almost replacing the previous monsters with lightning speed, becoming the most frequent boys in the girls' mouths, and the title of "school grass". It has been hovering over the heads of the two of them.It's just that in the eyes of most girls, Yun Yongzhou is difficult to get close to. He is a school girl who knows that he can't catch up with him at a glance. Wei Huan likes to make jokes and is a school girl who looks easier to chase.

Knowing that both of them were hit by the lucky jackpot of the women's clothing boss, almost all the girls from Shanhai flocked to the booth of the cafe, surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

"Ahhh, Huanhuan's Chunli head is super cute!!!"

"Oh my god, my younger brother Hei Changzhi is so beautiful!"

Temporary store manager Tao Yao-senpai didn't expect the situation to be so serious, she panicked and had no choice but to use spells.In an instant, a large area of ​​peach trees suddenly grew around the cafe, and the extending branches were interlaced, enclosing the entire booth, leaving only one entrance.

"Everyone line up to come in! Don't worry!"

Wei Huan, who had served too many people, was almost exhausted. From the very beginning, he served coffee and cakes to everyone with great interest, took photos and videos, and cooperated in everything. Later, he simply turned into eight doubles to let his real body take a good rest. .

"Tired." Wei Huan got behind the bar, and was about to put his chin on Yun Yongzhou's shoulder, but Yun Yongzhou reacted faster, and took a step away so that Wei Huan was caught in the air and almost fell.

"Cruel and ruthless guy, you can die with just one touch." Wei Huan was lying on the bar, and the senior sister also came over, stood at the bar and touched the little ball on Wei Huan's head with a suppressed smile, "Thank you for your hard work."

Wei Huan looked aggrieved, "Mom Sang, too many customers ordered me."

"Hahaha, you are so popular, you are the number one in our store."

Wei Huanchao winked at Yun Meiren, who has specialized in cleaning cups for 100 years, "Here is the top sign of the seriousness, like a mascot."

Yun Yongzhou was too lazy to talk to him.

Wei Huan stretched out his finger and poked Yun Yongzhou's waist, "Big beauty, can I trouble you to pour me a glass of Jiaguo [1] juice? I'm so tired and need a buff."

Yun Yongzhou frowned, and a flame was already approaching the tip of Wei Huan's nose, "I'll do it myself, I will do it myself." Wei Huan raised his hands, and walked sideways to the other side of Yun Yongzhou under the pressure of the little flame. On the one hand, he opened the refrigerator door to find Jia Juice, and then conjured up a wind silk and swept away a clean cup that had just been wiped from Yun Yongzhou's side, "Do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing."

The juice filled the transparent glass little by little. Suddenly, the communicator behind Wei Huan's ear beeped and flashed blue light. He put the juice on the refrigerator, reached out and touched the communicator behind his ear, and the earphone extended out, " Hello, you are connected to the channel of Fuyao's No. [-] beauty, may I ask..."

"Stop making trouble, Wei Huan, come to Shanhai South Gate!" The voice of Yang Sheng came from the communicator, "Just now the counselor summoned us to the South Gate, saying that monsters from outside have sneaked in!"

"What?" Wei Huan slammed the refrigerator door shut, turned around and saw Yun Yongzhou, who was still at the bar just now, had gone out, holding the earphone in his right hand and hurried out, "Hey, Yun Yongzhou, wait for me!"

"I'm relying on my Jia Juice, I haven't had any juice yet..." Wei Huan hurried to catch up with Yun Yongzhou, the previous avatars returned to him one by one following his footsteps, but there were too many people blocked outside the cafe Can't get out at all, "What should I do?"

Yun Yongzhou walked to the door first, and said coldly, "Excuse me."

His voice was not loud, but the girls in front of the line were all overwhelmed by his aura, and gradually became quiet from the head to the end of the line. Everyone made way for Yun Yongzhou, and Wei Huan followed behind with a smile, "Thank you You guys, wait for me to come back and serve everyone!"

Once out, Yun Yongzhou flew directly into the sky, with Wei Huan following behind.

"Hey, be careful to get away!"

Yun Yongzhou: "..."

The sky is full of colorful balloons and floating lanterns celebrating the Mountain and Sea Festival. The teaching building is projected with virtual electronic screens one after another, on which the congratulatory words of the principal Bai Ze and the video of the well-known female singer in the demon world who graduated from the Mountain and Sea Festival are scrolling. Singing in the sky, as well as promotional videos of the Mountain and Sea Festival produced by each college.

The air is too crowded, you should use the traversal technique.Wei Huan thought.

"Excuse me, excuse me! Excuse me!" They passed through a group of queues that were flying to high places, and they looked like girls from Fuyao College, all dressed in buns and gauze dresses as flying fairies, The two stumbled and broke up the team, and Wei Huan apologized again and again, "Ahhh, sorry for bumping into you! I'm sorry...wow, your clothes are so beautiful!"

After flying over a group of fairies, Wei Huan, who didn't look his way, almost bumped into a huge monster.

"Damn... what is this..." Wei Huan flew a little farther, only to find that it was a floating object filled with candy, shaped like a huge aircraft carrier, bigger than two classrooms together.

"Ah, I see, this is the last candy carnival." Wei Huan dodged the candy aircraft carrier, "Let's use barrier traversal, Yun Yongzhou! I think it's very troublesome for us to fly there!"

While discussing, Yun Yongzhou suddenly stopped. Seeing that he was not flying, Wei Huan also stopped. Following Yun Yongzhou's line of sight, there was a figure in the open space near the south gate not far away. A gigantic hooked snake[2] as tall as half a building, its huge tail is forked into two parts, flicking wildly.Fortunately, the south gate is the staff area, and students are not allowed to set up stalls.But it was also because of the Mountain and Sea Festival that the instructors were all on vacation.

"Fuck? Is this the monster outside that Ascension said?"

The communicator beeped again, and Wei Huan connected, "Hello? We're here, why can such a big hooked snake slip in?"

"It seems that the person brought in has the ability to carry space!" The voice of fighting came from the communicator, "This hooked snake has no monster consciousness and hits it when it sees it. Be careful."

"Received." Wei Huan hung up the contact, "Should we discuss a tactic, hey, hey, Yun Yongzhou, wait for me..."

Yun Yongzhou flapped his wings, and in an instant, countless slender cones of light shining with golden light appeared in the air, avoiding other monsters in the air, and pointing directly at the hooked snake making waves at the south gate.

Fuck, it's too violent.Wei Huan looked at him and shook his head, turned his head and saw that the hooked snake had curled up a white snake with its tail[3], the girl was so frightened that her face turned pale and her tears rolled down her cheeks.Bai Jiu is a tree demon from Jiahui Academy. He was born with the ability to stop bleeding and heal, so he was most likely called over to add blood.

The number of light blades flew more and more, and Yun Yongzhou didn't care whether the hooked snake had his own people at all.Wei Huan gritted his teeth, flipped his palms, and condensed the surrounding wind into two temporary shields for himself to cover.But obviously Yun Yongzhou's light blade was harder, and Wei Huan could almost hear the sound of the wind shield shattering.

The hooked snake flicked its long tail, and held up the little girl Bai Jiu who was pale with fright.

Wei Huan rushed straight up and saw that Yun Yongzhou's light blades were blocked by the hard armor of the hooked snake one by one, only a few were embedded in the gaps in the scales, which made the hooked snake scream wildly.

Among the light blades in the sky, Wei Huan swung his arms out at the same time, and two long knives appeared out of nowhere in his hands. He found the gap on the dangling long tail, and inserted the wind knives fiercely.

The Hooked Snake screamed in pain, and let go of its curled long tail. Wei Huan took advantage of his momentum to catch Bai Jiu who fell in mid-air and was almost unconscious. At this moment, his wind shield broke, and a light blade flew by. Huan sensed it, but with his arms around Bai Jiu, his reaction power couldn't keep up.

"Ah Huan—be careful!"

Unhesitating voice.

Wei Huan turned his back a bit, and finally, the light blade slid across his cheek lightly.

Across the light blade array densely penetrated into the sky net, Yun Yongzhou looked at Wei Huan's eyes, and there was a thin wound on his cheek under the blue demon mark.His fingers subconsciously stopped, and the flying light blades that were rushing down the sky froze for an instant, as if they were still.

Wei Huan hadn't had time to figure out what Yun Yongzhou's operation meant, the hook snake's tail swung over, he flew away and saw Su Buyu who was rushing over, "Hurry up! Follow me, girl!"

After speaking, Wei Huan threw the comatose Bai Jiu to Su Buyu.

"Don't! Ah Huan is a real person..." Su Buyu was taken aback by Wei Huan's astonishing move, he quickly raised his palm, caught the girl with a clear spring, and put it aside, then he took a long breath tone.

Yang Sheng also rushed to him, and looked at Wei Huan again, "Why did you come? You didn't even change your clothes?"

"I still need to change clothes, and I can't keep up with changing clothes! There are too many people and I'm stuck on the road. This brother doesn't need to travel through." Wei Huan sighed straight away, and the hooked snake's tail swung over again.

"Be careful, his tail is very poisonous, half of his life will be lost once hooked!" Su Buyu was very nervous, in order to protect the girl, he could only remind him from the side.

Wei Huan was thinking of countermeasures while avoiding the hooked snake's parted tail.

After a while, he looked up at Yun Yongzhou and shouted, "Yun Yongzhou, how thick and long your light cord can be!"

Yun Yongzhou didn't speak, but raised his eyebrows inadvertently.The fingers hanging by the side were clenched into fists, and in an instant, the shapes of the light blades in the sky became nothingness, and they all gathered in Yun Yongzhou's hands. As Yun Yongzhou flew towards them, the lights gradually became as thick as arms. Yun Yongzhou let go of the tangible light cord, and the light cord was parallel to him, circling the hook snake, shuttle back and forth.After the light cable got close to the hooked snake, Yun Yongzhou flew up to the sky and looked down at the giant.

He stretched out his slender index finger, swinging it back and forth in mid-air lightly, randomly drawing the figure 8,

That's it.

"Yangsheng, give me the wind." Wei Huan stretched out his right hand towards Yang Sheng. The tacit understanding cultivated over the past ten years made Yang Sheng not have to think at all. His fingers drew a purple circle on his chest and pushed towards Wei Huan.A smoky purple tornado suddenly gushed out from the very center of the circle, trying to engulf Wei Huan.

The moment Wei Huan's palm touched the tornado, the corner of his mouth curled up, and his demonized canine teeth became sharp.

"coming."

The muscles in his arm split the short sleeve of the cheongsam, and he turned the huge purple tornado in his palm into a giant wind knife!

At this moment, Yun Yongzhou raised his hands high in the sky and separated them, as if grabbing a thread in the sky, and pulled it hard.

The light cords surrounding the hooked snake suddenly tightened, tightly entwining the huge creature, making him almost unable to move.

very good!

Wei Huan concentrated his whole body's demon power on his right arm, and the demon mark on his cheek turned blue continuously as he transformed into a demon, and the Jiufeng family crest with blue light appeared on the exposed right arm.

"I'll see how you hook—" Wei Huan violently swung the purple wind knife in his hand, his whole body flew high, and then fell rapidly.

Raising the knife in his hand, he cut off the hook snake's two long tails with one knife.

The agony caused the beast to utter a terrible cry.

The healing power of this kind of monster is amazing. Standing by the side, Su Buyu was worried that its tail would be reconnected again, so he raised his hand and pulled the shark bead hanging around his neck and threw it into the air. The shiny beads turned completely black in an instant, and a burst of waves came out of nowhere, rolled up the two long tails that Wei Huan had cut off, and rolled them into the shark beads.

Wei Huan turned his head and smiled at Su Buyu, and gave him a thumbs up with his left hand.Then he grabbed the huge wind knife again, and was about to cut off the wind snake's head, but at this time Yun Yongzhou suddenly set fire to the hook snake's head, which made Wei Huan tremble in fright, and did not cut off the snake's head. right place.

"What are you doing!"

Yun Yongzhou slowed down, the expression on his face did not change.He just said lightly, "He's just like you."

After speaking, he swung his right arm back, and the whole hooked snake was surrounded by raging flames.

"Afraid of fire."

Fuck... Wei Huan is so angry, this Yun Yongzhou is simply more of a dog than a dog.

"I want to carry this wave!!!" Wei Huan was about to explode.

"He did the right thing. We can't just kill the hooked snake. I've already contacted the instructor." Yang Sheng caught up and made a gesture of retraction towards Wei Huan's hand, and the long knife he was holding immediately turned into a burst. The purple storm is drawn into the palm of Ascension.

Wei Huan was even more angry when the head was not taken and the knife was taken away.

Seeing that Bai Meizi had woken up, Su Buyu also left her and came to Wei Huan's side, "What should we do now? Wait for the instructor to come back?"

"Wait..." Wei Huan suddenly felt something was wrong.

Several people felt it, and a huge shadow enveloped them.

Yang Sheng had a bad feeling, "Wei Huan...what did you cut just now..."

"how could I know?!"

The four people raised their heads together, and a huge hole was made in the huge inflatable aircraft carrier floating in the air and filled with candies of various colors, and it lost its balance and flew towards them.

shit...

Hush, huh, huh, colorful candies rained all over the world, and the four of them were submerged in the mountains of candies.

"Bah. My mother," Wei Huan, who had only one head left, helped his ball head that was about to fall off, "Whoever gives me a hand, hurry up." Yun Yongzhou naturally wouldn't save him, even if he He had already escaped from the candy mountain, stepped on those candies and walked past Wei Huan's head, walking towards the fire cage he made for the hooked snake.

Wei Huan hugged Yun Yongzhou's calf with quick eyes and hands, "Don't run away! Help me!" Forcibly pulling Yun Yongzhou down.

"Wow, your cheongsam is all torn!"

"open!"

"Don't let it go!"

"Hey Weihuan, this rectangular candy is delicious, try it, I'll peel it off for you."

"I don't have that spare time!"

"Ah Huan, I'll pull you. I'll be out soon..."

"Let go of me."

"I don't! You pull me out and I will let go!"

After tossing until it was almost dark, several people returned to the teaching area from the south gate, and Su Buyu and Yang Sheng hurried back to their booths.Yun Yongzhou and Wei Huanfei were exhausted, and they returned to the coffee shop with heavy steps.The cheongsams on the two of them were messed up, the lipstick was too much to see, their hair was disheveled, and they were so embarrassed that they couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"My God, what did you two do just now?" The senior sister covered her little mouth in horror.

Wei Huan tugged at the hem of his torn cheongsam, "We did what real men would do."

Yun Yongzhou couldn't help but rolled his eyes, pulled off the wig on his head, "I'm going to change clothes."

"I'll go first!" Wei Huan was about to run, but was grabbed by the senior sister, "Wait a minute, I'll remove the head of this ball for you."

"Oh." Wei Huan had no choice but to bend down obediently, and asked the senior sister to remove the two balls that had been scattered, "Then let him do it once."

The senior sister laughed and joked, "You two have such a good relationship."

"Okay?" Wei Huan puffed his mouth, "It's not good at all, just run away after the fight."

"I'm just kidding, you still rhyme." The senior sister took it off and handed out the bag, "Okay."

Wei Huan swaggered towards the locker room, urging casually as he walked, "Head dog, grab the head, after grabbing the head, there will be no friends..."

It so happened that Yun Yongzhou pulled up the curtain and came out at this point, wearing a black shirt and a cold face full of menace.

"...Friend." Wei Huan, who is habitually cowardly, immediately showed a bright smile, and made a gesture of waiting for Yun Yongzhou to clap his hands, "Yo! Yo! Yun Yongzhou! You are my good friend~"

Yun Yongzhou ignored the hand stretched out in front of his face, and walked away straight away.

"You thought I was going to give you a high-five, no." The little expert who went down the steps directly lifted the curtain of the locker room with his outstretched hand, the movement was smooth and without embarrassment, "I want to go in and change clothes, I'm disappointed Let's go~"

When he came out, Yun Yongzhou was nowhere to be seen.

Unable to say why, Wei Huan still felt a little lost in his heart.He called Yangsheng and made an appointment to visit the Shanhai Night Market together.After hanging up, the senior sister stopped him.

"Xiao Huan, wait." The senior sister came up and handed him a Band-Aid.

Wei Huan was stunned for a moment, seeing his senior pointing at his cheek, he remembered the wound he was cut by the light blade when he saved Bai Jiu.Yun Yongzhou's light blade is not only sharp, but it will also cause difficult-to-heal wounds to most monsters.

"Thank you, senior." Wei Huan took the band-aid from her hand.

"You don't need to thank me. It was left to me by Yong Zhou." She couldn't help laughing again after she finished speaking, "He just left this at the bar without saying anything. Thanks to my cleverness, I thought it should be for you. .”

Wei Huan shrugged, "Maybe not." After speaking, he raised his eyebrows, "Thanks anyway."

Senior sister looked at Wei Huan with strange eyes.

"What's wrong?" Wei Huan also looked down at himself, and joked, "Aren't you used to seeing me in men's clothes now?"

"No." The senior sister tilted her head, "Why do I feel that this black shirt is bigger than when you came here before, is it my illusion..."

Wei Huan tugged at the shirt he was wearing.

"……yes?"

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[1] Jiaguo: From "Shan Hai Jing Xi Shan Jing": "There are Jia fruits in the mountains of Zhou... in fact, they are like peaches, and their leaves are like jujubes, yellow and red, and they can be eaten without labor."

[2] Hooked Snake: From Volume [-] of "Continued Natural History": "Firstly, there is a hooked snake in the mountain, seven or eight feet long, with a tail at the end. The snake is in the mountain stream, and people and cattle on the shore eat it with its tail hook."

[3] Baijiu: from the "Shan Hai Jing · Nan Shan Jing": there is a tree, its shape is like a grain and red, its sweat is like paint, its taste is like sugar, the eater is not hungry, and it can relieve fatigue. Its name is Bai Jiu. blame. (The original jiu character is actually unrecognizable in Jinjiang?? In fact, there is a cursive prefix on it)