How to Build a Haunted House

The props he put in the warehouse were ruined by the ghost king before he could unpack them. If he hadn't helped him a lot, Chuci really wanted to take out his 40-meter broadsword and force the ghost king to write an IOU.

"Isn't it just tens of thousands of dollars?" The ghost king was still stubborn: "I'm rich in the graves of the entire Longji District. Do you want anything?"

Chu Ci: "Then you take the money."

The ghost king turned to look at his subordinates: "Take the money."

subordinate:"……"

Tremblingly, he took out an LV wallet from his pocket, opened it, and there were rows of "underworld bank" black cards inside, as well as banknotes stuffed to the brim, the smallest one was 1 million yuan.

Bending down, hands over head, dedicated the entire wallet to the ghost king, Li Gui: "Master, all the protection fees we collected this month are here."

The Ghost King raised his chin, motioning for Chu Ci to take over.

Chu Ci: "..."

The inflation in your underworld has surpassed that of Venezuela. Is it interesting to do so? !

……

In the end, Chu Ci still reached an agreement with the ghost king, and the compensation was not enough, so he took the head to make up.

Dozens of summoned Gumantong followed the one in Jiang Xiaoying's house and were taken to decorate the second haunted house. Their urns and embryos were also temporarily stored in No. 488.

Seeing the row upon row of black little ghosts sitting on fruit, Chu Ci felt a little headache.

"These little ghosts are somewhat stained with blood. What if they threaten tourists?"

The baby spirit itself is like a blank sheet of paper, it will become what kind of person it is affected by, and these in 488...

"Ow!"

Looking at the brats who bit off the head of their companions in a fight over grabbing seats, Chu Ci concluded that they were fierce.

"Pfft", a new head grew out of Gumantong's neck whose head had been bitten off, flying its sharp claws, and with a few strokes, he dismantled the watching companion on his right hand side into a pile of black dry sticks, and his arms were arms. legs are legs...

It grabbed one arm and gnawed it, "click", like chewing finger biscuits.

Chu Ci: "..."

"No," he murmured, "very fierce."

In the end, Yang Shao gave the solution.

He heard that there was a Gumanthong, and he ran to visit No. 488 out of curiosity, but was so frightened that he had a nightmare all night, and vowed that he would never step into the haunted house again in his lifetime.

Chu Ci: "That's what you said the day you were taken away by Huang San'er."

"Don't help me remember, okay?" Yang Shao couldn't help but think of Grandpa Huang's stinky farts around the beam for three days.He covered his nose and said in a low voice, "Haven't you ever thought of asking people from Jialan Temple for help? I heard that Master Fakong, the abbot of Jialan Temple, is very good at doing things. Maybe he can help these Gumantongs to be saved."

Chu Ci: "Master Fakong?"

He went back and asked Shen Yan.

Shen Yan: "Buddhism does have a way of saving the souls of the dead. Abbot Fakong is also one of the most virtuous and meritorious in Chuhua City. However, he held the No. 18 Religious People's Congress in the provincial capital before, and was later accepted by Baolian Monastery. Invited by the abbot to retreat and study Buddhism, there has been no news in the past few months."

Chu Ci: "Oh, you said this, he just left the customs yesterday."

Shen Yan was puzzled: "How did you know?"

Chu Ci: "The abbot and Mr. Yang added WeChat to each other. Yesterday he posted a picture of Buddha releasing life in Moments."

Shen Yan: "..."

Abbot Fakong...it's quite trendy.

Now that there is a countermeasure, it will be easy to deal with. It is difficult for these ancient mantongs to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation. In order to hurry up, Shen Yan visited Jialan Temple the next day. After hearing about this, the Zhike monk immediately told the abbot.

"I never thought that someone in Chuhua City would do such an unreasonable thing." The abbot was a kind-hearted old man, and after hearing Shen Yan's words, his long-lived eyebrows raised.He recited a Buddha's name: "It is the duty of people in my generation to eradicate evil and promote good. Layman Shen need not say more."

"Thank you abbot."

"If there are other places where Jialan Temple needs to come forward, please also ask Layman Shen to make it clear that he can do what he can, and it is his duty."

The abbot packed up the prayer flags the next day, and brought a few disciples down the mountain to the haunted house.

As soon as the van in the temple stopped, they were startled by the crowd outside.

"Master!" A monk couldn't help holding the wooden fish to his chest, and said, "How do I remember that No. 488 Tuanjie Road... is a haunted house?"

"Of course it's a haunted house," the abbot said unhurriedly, "it's not a haunted house, can people open a haunted house?"

"But..." The monk opened the window and was startled by the girl in a short skirt and vest.

"Young people nowadays are so bold that they are not even afraid of ghosts?"

"Disciple," the abbot sighed: "I often advise you to surf the Internet more, understand the needs of believers, and keep pace with the times to build a famous temple on the Internet. It seems that you have ignored the words of the master."

"Of course young people nowadays are not afraid of ghosts. When they are alive, they are a poor ghost. After death, they will become a poor ghost. There are ghosts on the left and right, so what is there to be afraid of?"

The monk bowed his head and realized a little bit of Buddhist principles from Master's words.

"All sentient beings are pure in nature, from which there is no birth and no extinction." He recited a Buddhist gatha and sighed: "Master is indeed a master, and the Dharma is profound."

Several people got out of the car, the cassock and cassock were somewhat incompatible with the lively scene.

A few younger monks were thin-skinned and felt a little uncomfortable under the gaze of the surrounding tourists. They looked around, trying to find Layman Shen who had agreed to come to greet them.

They finally saw Layman Shen coming side by side with a young man, and they were about to wave their hands, when they suddenly heard the sound of cameras "clicking, clicking", and someone turned on the live broadcast, beeping softly at the camera——

"Oops! My friends, a monk came to the haunted house and smashed it!"

Chuci's act of bringing the monks to the back house was repeatedly blocked. There were always tourists wondering if these monks came to the battle, and who would win if they fought with the ghosts in No. 488.

Chu Ci had to borrow a loudspeaker and shouted into the loudspeaker: "Everyone, tourists, calm down, Master is not here to collect ghosts, and our haunted house did not raise Bai Suzhen and Nie Xiaoqian privately, and we are all socialists. It is impossible to ignore the law and meet to fight with weapons. Tourists who bet on winning or losing can get their gambling money back, and it’s easy to bet on Zijin Bo and the boss’s head..."

There was a burst of laughter in the team, and someone asked at the top of their lungs, "Then what are these monks here for?"

"That's it," Chu Ci said nonsense with his eyes open, "We're going to open a second exhibition hall recently. Before we open, please ask the master to come and open it up, so as not to cause trouble if the yin is too heavy."

The tourists accepted this explanation and sighed one after another——

"Speaking of which, 'Scared You Didn't Talk' is a pretty dainty haunted house."

"There aren't many haunted houses that invite monks to consecrate these days."

"Yes, you can rest assured when you are scared..."

A group of people passed through the siege of tourists and walked into the back house. During this period, Abbot Fakong stared at Chu Ci benevolently.

Chu Ci was a little uncomfortable by him, so he took the initiative to say: "Master, do you have something to say to me?"

The abbot shook his head and smiled.

"I'm just feeling a little bit emotional."

"These days, there are really not many young people who are as good-looking as Benefactor Chu."

Chu Ci: "..."

·

After seeing the Gumantong locked in the haunted house, Master Fakong said that these infant spirits have been polluted by the evil spirit of blood since birth, and the poisoning has been deep. It will take at least a month to chant scriptures to resolve their debts Exceed.

"However, if you can know the birth date of the ghost baby and the names of the parents, it may be easier."

Chu Ci nodded in understanding.

He looked back to Shen Yan: "Didn't the King of Ghosts say that he found an underground clinic? When should we go and have a look, there might be other clues there."

Shen Yan: "Alright."

After the ghost king set fire to the embryo storage room of Tianxin Hospital, he specifically told the ghost king to stand still. Now that more than half a month has passed, the private detective hired by Liang Hongzhen said that there is no movement near the underground clinic. Song Zhiyuan has not discovered that this location has been leaked, or Even though it was known that it might be leaked, there were too many important items stored in it, and it was too late to transfer.

"The location is near Linjiang City, less than [-] kilometers away from Chuhua City. We are leaving now and will be back in time tomorrow morning."

Since it was going to be a night train, it would not be appropriate to take only Uncle Huang as a driver. In order to prevent Uncle Huang from being too tired, Chu Ci conveniently picked up Huang San'er who was gnawing at the door.

"Do you have a driver's license?"

"Crack!"

"Okay, let's go."

Two weasels, Chu Ci, Shen Yan, and an uninvited Ghost King drove a group of people in a black car in the direction of Linjiang City in a low-key manner.

After about two hours, passing through the fiery cloud-like twilight and the busy city, the car stopped at the entrance of the busiest business district in the city center.

"Is there no mistake?" Chu Ci blinked and looked at the light board.

"That's right, it's here."

The ghost king got out of the car first, turned into a soul body, and stepped into the building with pink neon lights.

"..."

Facing the gorgeous revolving door and the gleaming white floor tiles, Chu Ci was silent for a while.

Then he picked up Huang San'er and trembled, "Quick, become a woman."

"Pfft", Huang San'er transformed gorgeously in the car.

"No! It's so beautiful, you don't look like you need to come to this place!"

"You don't understand." Huang San'er didn't listen to him, twisted her buttocks, stepped on 10cm high heels, got out of the car, and walked into the "Tianxin Private Plastic Surgery Hospital" in front of her.

"Husband, come quickly!" He waved to Chu Ci delicately.

"..."

Chu Ci walked in facing the scalp, and seeing the welcoming ladies on both sides bowed, she boasted: "Welcome, your wife is so beautiful."

"Where is it, so-so..."

Turning his head indistinctly, Chu Ci saw Shen Yan sitting in the car, neither speaking nor smiling, just staring at Uncle Huang quietly.

Uncle Huang: "..."

After a while, he sighed and turned into a hotter and more beautiful big beauty than Huang San'er.

"Sir, let's go."

……

Walking into the dreamy front hall, two beauty consultants in uniform greeted them with perfect smiles, brought tea and water, and arranged Chuci and Huang San'er to sit on the sofa.

Then they asked in a chatty tone: "Which part of yourself are you two dissatisfied with? Nose? Eyes? Chin? Forehead?"

Huang San'er squeezed her throat, acting as a picky woman: "I don't know either, you can figure it out."

The service attitude of the beauty consultant is still impeccable: "If you are not sure, our professional doctor will conduct an overall assessment of your facial features in a while. Now you can fill out this questionnaire first to have a preliminary understanding of yourself."

While Huang San'er was filling out the questionnaire, she turned to Chu Ci: "Sir, a woman is a woman who pleases herself, so I would like to ask you what areas do you think your wife is not perfect?"

Chu Ci: "Well..."

"It's too hairy and sticky."

consultant:"???"

Is this what people say?

The beauty consultant on the other side was in charge of receiving Uncle Huang and Shen Yan. Her expression was as complicated as that of her colleagues, because Shen Yan's answer was: "The facial features are all average."

Uncle Huang also nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, I have been ugly since I was a child. I am an ordinary yellow...cough, woman."

The beauty consultant looked at his pretty face, willow-like waist, tall breasts, and slender straight legs, and then looked at his wife, who rarely looked at his wife, as if looking at Shen Yan who hurt his eyes, and said in his heart: Man, heh.

Such a beautiful wife does not cherish, she must have cheated.

But she didn't waver at all, and recommended with a smile: "If you are in this situation, you can try our 3D beauty and body sculpture, designed by experienced plastic surgeons, to change your image in an all-round and three-dimensional way, and help You rebuild your self-confidence and get a new life. If you make an appointment now, you can also enjoy a 20% discount on the 8.8th anniversary of our Tianxin Group, which only costs 66.6 yuan, giving you a brand new look and a new future!"

"Emmmm..." Uncle Huang hesitated for a moment under Shen Yan's gesture, then turned around and asked, "Honey, what do you think?"

"Is it a bit expensive?"

"You can't say that." Seeing that they were moved, the beauty consultant immediately came up with the eloquence that could make the dead alive, saying "women should treat themselves better", "men make money for women", "women only Treat yourself well, and others will treat you kindly", "beautiful women are more competitive in society"...

A bunch of Amway hype, if Uncle Huang wasn't a male weasel, she would have already fainted by now.

He and Shen Yan exchanged glances, gritted their teeth, and took the pen: "Okay, show me the contract."

"Alas." Seeing that the bonus was in hand, the beauty consultant smiled like a flower. She took a copy of "3D Beauty and Body Sculpting Project Customer Notice" from the drawer under her feet, handed it to Uncle Huang, and said: "I signed today. Words, choose a good doctor, surgery can be performed tomorrow, stitches will be removed in three days, and the recovery period will be half a month."

"If you feel that the amount of 66.6 yuan is too large to take out at one time, our hospital also provides micro-loan services. You can perform surgery first and then repay the loan. Everything is just to bring you the best beauty experience."

……

While talking, the door of the consulting room next to it opened, and the beauty consultant signaled Uncle Huang and Shen Yan to go in for consultation. On the other side, Huang San'er and Chu Ci had already selected projects.

"Then...freezing painless whole body hair removal?"

"I see that your pores are a bit enlarged. If you may feel some discomfort or peeling after hair removal, do you want to add a whole body skin essence treatment? The essence is imported from Switzerland, and many customers have given good feedback."

Chu Ci asked, "How much?"

"Freezing point painless body hair removal plus skin essence care...a course of treatment costs 9.8. If you do the two together, you can get a [-]% discount."

Chu Ci: "Forget it, let's go home and get a shave with a knife. I will order a pet shaver at a certain treasure later."

The beauty consultant didn't hear what he said behind him, and saw that the two of them really stood up and wanted to leave, so she hurriedly said: "It can be paid in installments, the longest repayment period is two years, it's 30 yuan a month, and only [-] yuan a day. Drink more cups of milk tea, do the math, this money can't even buy a one-square-meter house in the urban area, but it can sell youth, beauty and a good mood, is it expensive? It's not expensive at all!"

"Besides, the image can add a lot of points to a person's life and career, and the little money spent will be added to the salary and raised back soon."

Just like his colleague's eloquent tongue, the hype made Chu Ci stop.

"Tell me about this loan carefully?"

He listened absent-mindedly, turning his eyes to the surrounding walls and floors.

The ghost king turned into an invisible soul body and went through the wall long ago to find the underground clinic hidden somewhere in this plastic surgery hospital. The few of them stayed here for so long, and I don’t know if he found it. .

At this moment, it seemed that Chu Ci was a student, guessing that he and Huang San'er must not have enough money, the beauty consultant gestured to the doctor when they were sent to the consulting room.

The doctor nodded and closed the door of the consulting room.

He first gave a decent explanation, and introduced the process, basic situation and precautions of freezing point hair removal to Chu Ci and Huang San'er from a professional point of view, and then took out the contract and surgery consent form for them to read and sign.

"That... doesn't it mean that you can get a loan?" Chu Ci asked.

"That's right." The doctor took out the loan contract from the drawer again: "Two-year loan, 30% annual interest, overdue monthly penalty of 10%, if you accept it, sign here."

"Hmm..." Chu Ci was about to tactfully refuse the operation when he suddenly saw the ghost king who had disappeared for a long time appear in the room through the wall and mouth-shaped to the doctor behind his back.

"Promise...ask...other things..."

Nodding his head slightly to indicate that he understood, Chu Ci pretended to be hesitant: "The interest rate is a bit high... Also, can the repayment time be extended."

The doctor watched him silently for a few seconds, as if assessing something.

Then, a kind smile appeared on his face, like a perfect mask.

"I can understand. But this is the hospital's regulation, and there is nothing I can do about it."

"Well, let me personally recommend a quick money-making channel for you, don't tell others."

As he spoke, the doctor bent down, unlocked the bottom drawer of the desk, and took out a printed registration form from it.

"This is the latest project of a laboratory in cooperation with our hospital. It requires the participation of several egg donation volunteers. Successful donations can get a reward of about 3 yuan."

"The operation process is very simple and can be completed in about two weeks. It is performed by professional doctors from a tertiary hospital. It is safe and painless, and does not cause any damage to the volunteers' bodies."

Seeing that Chu Ci and Huang Saner looked at each other, seeming hesitant, the doctor emphasized: "I also recommended you because you are young. The girls who came to our project before also had a lot of financial stress. In the end, They chose to donate eggs, and now they are very satisfied."

"If you are sure, you can send this lady to the clinic for a physical examination today."

"..." Chu Ci thought for a moment: "This... let us think about it again?"

"There are a lot of donors that the laboratory needs, and they are in urgent need right now, so the price offered is on the high side, and it may not be the same price in a few days, so think about it for yourself."

Huang San'er seemed to be persuaded, he tugged at Chu Ci's sleeve, and took the registration form.

"Name, age, height...the date of birth should be accurate to the time..."

"Why do you still have to fill in the date of birth? Can't you just fill in the age?"

"There are also requirements for the other party to buy eggs. You have to check whether you are suitable for donation... Besides, it's okay to fill in. Don't fill in this place randomly. You will need to check with a copy of your ID card when the time comes."

"Okay, I see." Huang San'er and Chu Ci looked at each other.

Chu Ci's lips moved: "Donate."

Huang San'er's eyes were full of resistance.

A male weasel in our family doesn't have this function, does it?

Chu Ci continued to stare at him, silently raised his hand, and drew a prohibition talisman on Huang San'er's back.

"Zi la la—" There was a burst of electricity, and Huang San'er felt that he was going to be burnt by the electric shock, and almost accidentally stretched out the weasel tail with its hair blown out.

"Okay, donate!" He hurriedly agreed, filled out the registration form, and said, "Let's go?"

Doctor: "ID card?"

Huang San'er blinked, covered her nose with her hand, and farted with a "bang".

He moved his face closer and stared at the doctor who was almost fainted.

The doctor froze for a moment, his pupils dilated, and then took out his ID card from his pocket, made a photocopy, pinned it behind the registration form, and stood up to lead the way.

"follow me."

"It's near, soon."

"I'll take the client for a physical examination." He said to the beauty consultant, the two exchanged a knowing look, and then the doctor led Huang San'er through the hall, through a long corridor, to the back room consulting room.

This consulting room is very clean, with few traces of use, and the operating table is brand new.

The doctor lifted the light blue bed curtain on the right side of the operating table, and opened a narrow door embedded in the wall.

He put the key away and said to Chu Ci: "The family members will wait outside for a while, it's just a physical examination, it will be very soon."

"But I'm afraid~" Huang San'er blinked.

He acted coquettishly for a while but didn't let the doctor let go, so he waved helplessly to the boss and followed the doctor to the other side of the door.

With a bang, the door closed.

The ghost king's figure slowly emerged.

"Is that where they made embryos illegally?" Chu Ci asked.

The ghost king nodded.

He saw groups of young girls waiting for medical examinations inside, some were tricked by beauty hospitals, and some saw small advertisements distributed on campus, hoping to earn a sum of money to buy mobile phones/computers/luxury goods.

This group of young and lively faces is full of expectations, and maybe there is a little fear of the unknown, but they don't know what is waiting for them after the cold examination bed.

Just then, a voice came from outside.

"right here……"

Chuci and the ghost king exchanged a look. The ghost king turned into a soul body, passed through the wall, and chased Huang San'er away.

Another middle-aged doctor led Shen Yan and Uncle Huang over.

"You are……"

"I'll wait here...ahem." The word girlfriend couldn't be said when he thought of Huang San'er's embarrassed face.

Fortunately, the doctor didn't wait for him to finish, she smiled kindly: "This ward is quite chaotic, the two gentlemen should wait in the lobby, and the beauty consultant can prepare some fruits and snacks for you. "

After that, she led Uncle Huang into the small door: "Ms. Huang, come with me, first check your body..."

The cold iron door was closed, Chu Ci approached Shen Yan, and asked him in a low voice: "What did you and Uncle Huang promise her? Egg donation too?"

"No," Shen Yan's usually calm face showed a trace of confusion, as if it was difficult to speak.

"Say it." Chu Ci hugged his arm, imitating Huang San'er's tone.

Shen Yan was silent for a while, admitting defeat in front of the coquettish forces.

He said: "Surrogate pregnancy."

Chu Ci: "Pfft."

The author has something to say:

I can finally modify the QaQ, the hand slippery kills me, I will check the word count again after posting, and apologize to the cute little one who saw the duplicate content before orz

The abbot's circle of friends——

Amitabha Buddha, the sea of ​​Buddha is boundless [Buddha's release picture.jpg]

Heart: The old man was finally released hahhhh!

·

The abbot said to Chuci——

These days, there are really not many young people who are as good as the benefactor Chu.

Heart: These days, there are not many young people who open their eyes and talk nonsense like benefactor Chu, I like it!Fomen needs you!