How to Build a Haunted House

Chu Ci still didn't know that Yang Shao's sequelae of laying eggs had occurred earlier.

After finishing the matter at the school gate, he returned to the dormitory along the main road of the school.

Because he was delayed outside for a while, when Chu Ci returned to the dormitory, he found that the other three roommates had already arrived.

"Hello."

He pushed open the door and greeted inside with a shopping bag.

"..."

The three roommates were chatting, but when they heard the sound, they looked up at the door together, and then they were startled.

"Cough." Half a second later, the boy closest to the gate was the first to recover.

He said: "It seems that there is already a shed grass, so let's talk about something else."

Chu Ci: "..."

We are all young people and get to know each other after a while.

During the chat, Chu Ci knew that the tall boy who spoke just now was called Sun Chao, who was from Mojiang Province in the northeast of Huaguo. Next to him was Qian Yu, a native of Chuhua City, wearing a blue T-shirt. The boy with black-rimmed glasses is Wu Guanchao, from Fujian Province in the southeast of China.

Coupled with the Chu Ci from Qingshan City, the largest city in the northwest, it can be said that a dormitory has gathered all kinds of people from all over the world.

Before Chu Ci appeared, the three roommates seemed to be chatting about their appearance, and they were holding the first house grass selection contest in 403 dormitory in a harmonious and friendly manner. Unfortunately, as soon as Chu Ci appeared, the beauty contest suddenly became meaningless. Meaning, the champion is anyone with eyes who can see clearly.

So Sun Chao said: "We are meeting for the first time, and we will live together for four years. Why don't we each tell our ages and rank them in the dormitory?"

"Okay." Unanimously agreed.

After some comparison, Sun Chao was promoted to the leading brother in the 19 dormitory at the age of 403 years and one month, Qian Yu was ranked second, Wu Guanchao was the third brother, and Chu Ci became the fourth in the dormitory because his birthday was in December.

"Primary four is primary four, it's better than secondary or third."

Chu Ci used to be the youngest in the dormitory when he was in high school, but he didn't expect to be the youngest in the dormitory. He just comforted himself to accept this depressing reality when suddenly——

"drop."

"Congratulations to the host, the login location Chuhua City has been changed."

"Currently, the system stores 271 points of fear, 14 pieces of soul fragments, and the historical data has been inherited."

"The host and the system, please work together to open a highly famous legendary haunted house in Chuhua City as soon as possible."

"Haunted House System 2.0 at your service."

"..."

"Are you awake?" Chu Ci asked the system in his mind.

The haunted house system had been dormant for the past few days, and all the responses that appeared were automatic replies, and it didn't even appear when Chu Ci took the fear from Yang Shao.

"Yes." The system replied energetically: "I have taken back the Qingshan City's split body and positioned the main body in Chuhua City. From today onwards, I will supervise the host to carry out various preparations before the opening of the haunted house."

Chu Ci: "..."

The so-called preparatory work is to collect anecdotes, horror stories, supernatural legends and ghosts from Chuhua City and surrounding areas.

The first three are the necessary elements to form the theme of the haunted house, and the collected ghosts may be staff members or props of the haunted house, which should be treated according to the specific situation.

For example, Chu Ci once experimented with the chicken coop at home.

The hens in the village have a terrible experience of being stolen by weasels. Whenever the eggs on their buttocks are lost, their feathers will blow up and they will cluck desperately. Therefore, the theme of the haunted house set by Chu Ci is-"The moon is dark and the wind is high, every night When the hens in the village fall into a deep sleep, mysterious black shadows will touch the eggs laid by their buttocks. The hens who lost their eggs are distraught and scream loudly, but they still can't stop the ubiquitous and uncatchable black Shadow, is all this a distortion of wolf nature, or a loss of chicken virtue?"

As for the props, they were a few egg-stealing weasels that were beaten to death by the villagers. They were ungrateful. Even if they were dead weasels, they still wandered around the chicken coop every night. They were just picked up by Chu Ci and thrown into the newly made haunted house. .

Because of the good background story set by Chu Ci, the frightening atmosphere rendered by the haunted house system, and the hard-working performances of a few weasel souls, this haunted house that only existed for half a month achieved excellent experimental results.

One-third of the hens in the house stopped laying eggs the next day, and in the second week, two-thirds of the hens were so frightened that they shed their hair, and half of them flapped their wings and just flew away during the day A neighbor's chicken coop.

The egg custard, boiled eggs, and omelets that Chu Ci originally had every day were all soaked in soup. He ended the theme of the haunted house after the weasel lost his obsession and reincarnated, and worked hard to study the "lay more eggs" symbol. After that, I ate fresh double-yolk eggs.

This is all a thing of the past.

"We need to make preparations now?" Hearing the words of the haunted house system, Chu Ci said.

He had just finished the college entrance examination, and he had a leisurely summer vacation, so he was a little bit unmotivated at the moment: "We just came to Chuhua City, do we have to open so early?"

"Please don't delay the host." The system is a very strict system, and a careful plan has already been made, and it will urge the host to start working in different ways as soon as it is turned on.

It said: "Host, haven't you noticed your ranking in the dormitory? I think Xiao Si is a very good name."

"Where is the good?"

"Look at the word 'four', does it look like the name of the owner of the haunted house?"

Four bosses, dead boss...

Chu Ci: "Not like."

The system pretended not to hear it, and continued: "Or the boss of the fourth brother is also fine. It is very mysterious, as if we have to kill a boss to sacrifice to the sky every time we open the business."

Chu Ci: "... May I ask you to shut up?!"

This is a blatant threat!

……

Chu Ci felt that his system was a career cancer, at an advanced stage, and it was hopeless.

But after all, he has to rely on soul fragments to continue his life. Even if he is so slanderous, he still turns on the computer under the urging of the system and searches for "real estate and land transfer in Chuhua City".

The first step to starting a new haunted house - buying a home!Or buy land and build a house!

There is no need to consider renting a house for the time being. There is a haunted house system, and there is no peace of mind for one person and one system in a rented place.

"brush."

It only took 0.01 second, Qiandu swiped out a very long list of search results, Chuci read them one by one, and then——

"..."

"How?" the system asked, "Is the haunted house fund we have accumulated over the years enough?"

As a person with limited capacity for civil conduct and a system without capacity for civil conduct, the so-called "haunted house fund accumulated over the years" is Chuci's fortune-telling, Feng Shui reading, selling magic tools (mainly selling Duoduoshengdanfu), and dealing with some Income from unnatural events.

Fifty one order, good quality and low price, a total of thirteen thousand.

If it weren't for the good reputation that my grandfather had built in all the towns and villages when he was alive, maybe he wouldn't be able to save so much money.

Chu Ci looked at the average price of real estate on the computer, and then calculated his own small coffers.

Then he said: "In the urban area, there is a quarter toilet; outside the urban area, half toilet."

system:"……"

"Or if you buy land and build a house by yourself, maybe a load-bearing beam, provided that the price of steel bars does not increase."

system:"…………"

With the last glimmer of hope in mind, the system asked Chu Ci: "What about the haunted place or the haunted house? Just sell it if you are willing to sell it, we don't choose."

Chu Ci searched silently, and then read the online comments to the system——

"Shocked! A haunted house on Nanshan Road cut the price by 100 million, but it was looted by 5 people and sold out in 0.1 seconds!"

"It doesn't matter if it's fierce or not, the more fierce the better, as long as it's cheap enough."

"What's so scary about a haunted house? I'm the most vicious ghost in the world—a dead poor ghost!"

system:"………………"

The system was silent for a while, and said sincerely: "You humans are really terrible."

Chu Ci: "Thank you for the compliment."

One person, one system kept flipping through the news on the Internet, and the more they read, the more desperate they became, and the more they read, the more desperate they became, and finally clutched their small coffers and shivered, feeling that they had really underestimated the difficulty of surviving in a big city.

"What now?" the system asked.

"I'll go downstairs and calm down." Chu Ci said.

"..."

"Go out for a walk?"

The three roommates heard Chu Ci's words from the side.They lay on the mat, blowing on the air conditioner, looked at the scorching sun outside the window, and cast puzzled eyes on Xiaosi.

"This day?"

"Aren't you afraid of the heat?"

"Are you sure the outside temperature is more than 41 degrees?"

"Yes," Chu Ci climbed out of bed calmly, "My heart is too cold, I need to bask in the sun to warm myself."

Roommate: "..."

cold?how cold is itAre you sad about the Arctic Ocean?

The author has something to say:

Today's Chu Ci is also a poor rural haunted house owner, trying to survive in a big city where the difficulty of survival is MAX~