How to Build a Haunted House

Saying goodbye to the reluctant senior, Chu Ci had already walked several meters away, and he could still hear his enthusiastic Amway behind him——

"Student, don't you really think about the student union? Our student union has good benefits, high remuneration, rich wealth, and sufficient funds. We lack motivated young people like you!"

Chu Ci: "..."

It is undeniable that when he heard the words "wealthy and powerful", his heart skipped a beat and his pace slowed down.

The senior followed closely and said: "It's okay if you can't make a decision for a while. In short, don't be abducted by the science and technology association of the next school! I heard that the science and technology association of the school has not attracted sponsors for three consecutive years. , They are so poor that they are almost used as desks! They are stupid and don’t have a lot of money, and they have no advantages other than good looks!”

Chu Ci: "..."

The system suddenly said in his mind: "Host, why do I feel that each of the above items is very suitable for your current situation? This school's science and technology association matches your temperament very well. Do you want to consider joining it?"

Chu Ci: "Shut up! What nonsense are you talking about?!"

I am from the countryside, how can I have any temperament?Poor temperament?

After lecturing the system, he turned his attention to the outside, and happened to miss the senior's forceful conclusion——

"So, what's the use of being handsome? Can being handsome be eaten? Doesn't being handsome still have no money to buy equipment and change venues?"

Chu Ci: "..."

You are right, you are right.

He felt that there was absolutely no need for the senior to ask him about the "Nine Cauldrons Jue", as he and the system were taught by the same sect - the knife.

Covering his pierced heart, Chu Ci dispelled the idea of ​​asking the student union membership conditions, turned his head with the last pride and said——

"Farewell!"

"Huh?" The senior stretched out his arm: "Student, wait! You haven't said whether you want to join the student union! As long as you join, I'm sure that this year, the School Science and Technology Association will be pulled down from the position of the first boys' team of Chu University. ! Step on the soles of your feet and rub them [-] times!"

……

"Don't look, everyone is gone."

After Chu Ci's back disappeared at the end of the road, he was humane.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I have put the two choices of 'wealthy' and 'deficit' in front of him, and normal people know how to choose." The senior replied casually.

"……and many more."

05 seconds later, he suddenly realized that there was no one else here, so——

"Who???"

"I."

Hearing the sound and bowing his head, the senior found that the little brother sent by the logistics department to repair the car was squatting beside him, looking at him with indescribable eyes.

"What, what?" Looking at the wrench in the younger brother's hand, the senior couldn't help but take half a step back.

"It's nothing." The little brother stood up and wiped the black oil on his hands.

"I forgot to introduce myself," he said seriously, "I belong to the School Science Association."

"??????"

The boy from the school's science and technology association seemed to know the doubts in the hearts of his colleagues in the student union, so he explained casually: "Because I didn't get sponsorship, I was sent to the logistics office by the minister to change this year's new desk."

Senior: "..."

"No, I'll just say that it's a table, are you serious?"

"These are not important," said the younger brother, who didn't intend to dwell on this topic.He waved his hand and protested solemnly: "Why did you say that our school's Science and Technology Association robbed people? We are not the old king next door. If you do this again, I will sue you for defamation!"

Speaking of this senior, he couldn't be more experienced, he sneered, found out the wechat that he and Chu Ci had just added to each other from his mobile phone, and randomly found a selfie in Moments.

He said: "You look at the face of the junior, and repeat what you just said?"

Bro:"……"

Bro:"………………"

Maybe he was all focused on Xiu Sanlun just now, but he didn't pay attention to his junior's appearance.

This look--

Brother: "...Forget it, let's go to battle."

After all, it is easy to find a mutant toad with three legs these days, and it is hard to find a student who can go to the logistics office to credit 50 tables with a face and does not need to write an IOU.

It's worth the battle.

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Chu Ci still didn't know that he almost became the blue face that caused the school's science and technology association and the student union to fight passionately.

He kept walking along the road, looking for the striking, flowery Balenciaga as he went.

However, it may be that there was a lot of delay when the car was repaired just now, and Chu Ci never saw Balenciaga and the boy carrying it all the way to the cafeteria.

"Lost it?" Chu Ci was a little disappointed.

He walked around the cafeteria reluctantly.

It was past meal time, the cafeteria was quiet, and there was no one in the small flower bed next to it, even the sound of the wind blowing the leaves seemed to have stopped.

In the backyard, which is not open to students, the chickens raised by the staff walk around, biting the bugs on the ground from time to time and making a "cluck-clack" sound.

"It seems that there is not."

Chu Ci turned to leave, and when he was about to walk out of the yard, he suddenly felt a little strange.

"Why are these chickens screaming so flustered today, it's almost like..."

Like being targeted by a weasel?

If it was someone else, they might not know what a chicken being targeted by a weasel looks like, but Chu Ci is different.

He recalled the first haunted house he made with his own hands, and he felt more and more that his idea was right.

So, in order to test his chicken raising skills, Chu Ci asked the system: "Do an experiment?"

System: "100 fear points."

"make a deal."

After deducting one hundred fear points, the system used the data stored in the haunted house to create a long and thin shadow.

It has short limbs, a pointed tail, and a thick tail hanging behind it. A pair of small semicircular ears stand on the top of its head. There seems to be a black light shining in the eyes of the two mung beans.

The weasel stood motionless in the palm-sized haunted house with its two paws hanging down.

Chu Ci glanced at the rooster and hen locked in the yard by the iron gate.

He said to the system: "The first order in Chuhua City, come on!"

system:"……"

"Even if the customer is a chicken, scare it well!"

"........."

Before the system had time to reply, Chu Ci threw the small model the size of a palm into the courtyard through the crack of the iron gate.

The chickens were startled at first, flapping their wings to escape, and then boldly chattered about the small house on the ground.

With this nagging, their expressions froze.

……

Staring at the haunted house lying on the ground like a model, Chu Ci silently counted three times in his heart.

"one two Three."

After confirming that the system had trapped several chickens in the haunted house, he hooked his fingers and was about to recycle the haunted house model.

Suddenly, someone shouted from behind: "Hey, classmate, what are you doing here? Students are not allowed to enter at the back of the cafeteria."

"Oh." Chu Ci withdrew his hand and turned around slowly.

He changed his mind, took out a safety talisman and said: "I just saw a classmate with a red bag coming here. He dropped it on the road, and I want to return it to him."

"Red bag?"

The man in the chef's uniform behind thought for a while: "I didn't see it. You can put it in the lost and found first, and then write a notice on the blackboard."

"Okay, thank you." Chu Ci's expression remained unchanged.

He felt the mental state of the chickens in the haunted house, and then said, "Then I'll go to the lost and found office."

"Over there." The chef pointed him in the direction.

Quietly hooking his fingers, after a while, Chu Ci felt that there was something painful in his palm.

"How?" he asked the system.

"Wait."

Chu Ci walked out slowly, and when he reached the fourth step, he suddenly heard a shrill "clack!!!" from behind.

I saw three hens flapping their wings like crazy, flying around in the yard, pecking at non-existent enemies, and sand and gravel splashed on the ground.

"what happened?"

The chef ignored Chu Ci beside him, and walked over to check the status of the hen.

As soon as he opened the backyard door with the key, he stretched out his hand and pushed it, and felt something was wrong.

"what?"

With a "squeak", a large weasel suddenly sprang out from the corner behind the door.

It gave Chu Ci a resentful glance with mung bean-sized eyes, then quickly jumped over the wall and rushed out of the cafeteria.