Only I am not a monster? [Entertainment]
Chapter 4 4 Dragon Tail
On the night after the show was broadcast, college students Xiaohui and Zheng got together with their roommates to wait for the broadcast of the variety show.The little girls discussed their favorite stars, and inevitably talked about the scandal that the male guest of the show was exposed in the afternoon session.
"I didn't expect him to be this kind of person, a naughty kid doing business, secretly sucking du..."
"Hey, I thought it was a bit wrong before, and my face was sallow when I put on makeup on the commercial stage."
"I still want to be a fan of him, but fortunately I didn't jump into the pit."
Xiaohui is Xi Yu's fan. Hearing her roommate say this, although her heart hurts, she is very angry when she thinks of the casualties of the anti-narcotics police, "I'm so blind! I don't even want to see this person in variety shows now. Hurt It's too deep, I don't chase stars anymore, I won't chase stars in this life..."
"I heard that the program team has re-cut a version."
"I also have a great desire to survive. Such bad artists should be blocked."
"It was updated half an hour ago, just right to watch."
Everyone put the stools together in a row, and clicked on the video to open the barrage.The screen was only loaded in the meantime, and the screen was completely covered by the full screen of bullet screens.
Someone rushed to pause, and everyone saw the barrage clearly, "The high-energy segment guides the way at 44 minutes and 18 seconds..."
The four of them looked at each other, unable to hold back their curiosity, and directly dragged the progress bar.The screen starts with "female guest running out of the alley", and the heavy barrage covers the entire screen again.
This kind of situation is rare, even in previous high-energy moments, the barrage has never been so spectacular.There is no way, a few people can only close the barrage and continue watching.
The female guest rushed out of the corner and yelled, and found wooden boxes and firewood stacks beside the small square.Then he approached with a companion who "had his head cut off and only his back was left".
"What kind of high-energy is this, isn't it just the routine bag licking and evidence collection?" Someone asked doubtfully.
"Hush—" The other three were extremely nervous, vaguely guessing that there would be some high-energy scenes, and lowered their voices to discuss, "Could it be that the program crew has arranged a terrifying appearance of a dead person?"
Xiaohui, who hurt her idol to death and watched the show inadvertently, stared numbly at the front, only to see the female guest's figure flashing her arms out, and a corner of the firewood pile was lifted, revealing a three-dimensional and exquisite face.
The four of them quieted down at the same time, and then burst out one after another.
"Three courtyards and five eyes, three highs and five lows, this nose and eyelashes are all perfect! Hey!"
"This person is locked with me, Mama, I'm in love!"
"In 3 minutes, I will find out all his information!"
Xiaohui stared at her eyes in a daze, her heart beating faster.She found that the camera moved away, and then pulled back the progress bar, repeating over and over again.After seeing enough, he covered his chest and took a deep breath, feeling that the injuries he suffered a few minutes ago had been healed.
"I take back what I just said! I feel like I can continue to love again..."
Several people screamed excitedly and started looking for like-minded people on Weibo.As a result, as soon as I entered the name of the program group, I found that the related entries were all "the most handsome NPC" and "you are so handsome when you pretend to be a dead person".
There are already many bloggers on the Internet who specifically edited the scenes related to Xie Zhouyao, and made a lot of emoticons.Many screenshots come with multiple watermarks, and I don’t know how many people have passed through them.
The program team released the pictures but did not make a statement. Netizens who were deeply attracted but did not lick their faces had no choice but to bring the topic of #找找NPC小哥# into the hot search.
"This is not a death escort, this is Sleeping Beauty, wait for me to kiss and wake up. [Trojan Horse]"
"Little brother's hand is very beautiful, I really want to hold it, hold on to it!"
"No one noticed that when 'Ji Liang Artist' was looking through his waist pocket, did the little brother move his waist? Was it tickled, or was it for the convenience of the guests? [噗嗤]"
At first, there were still people discussing the plot of the variety show, but later they all became fans.
"Happy, I have another wall. [An Ning]"
"Even the guests were stunned when they saw it. I can't believe that the program group has such a good staff. [Laughs and tears]"
"Asshole program group, you have the ability to add scenes, you have the ability to tell everyone who the little brother is! [Turn the table]"
"I've been watching these two GIFs all afternoon, and my mother was scared by me, saying that I was laughing all the time. [Arrogance]"
There were more and more comments, and the hot search position only went up but not down. In the middle of the night, it even rushed to the top three, surpassing the hot search of "Xi Yu sucking du".Still staying in the small town, the program group has been paying close attention to public opinion, and seeing this, I can't help but feel emotional.
The deputy director let out a sigh, "The effect is incredible. If it hadn't happened to be filmed at that time, otherwise we could only be dragged down by Xi Yu today."
"I feel that Zhihong's brother can make his debut directly. He needs to have a face and a figure. Now he even has popularity." The staff of the docking broadcast platform collected real-time data and joked, "The website gave the parameters Feedback, most viewers would play back and forth between those few clips."
"Has the overall ratings increased?" the chief director asked.
"Yes, it is not only the new peak of this season, but also the highest ratings in the past three years, which is [-] times the original record. This trending search is also the first since last year's main MC show broke the marriage news. Search." The staff affirmed.
Hearing this, the director, who has been around for many years and has been in the film and television program industry for many years, lowered his eyebrows.He turned his head away, looked at the person lying on the monitor, and spoke after a while, "... He is more suitable to be an actor than to join variety shows, and the effect of shooting fantasy fantasy in ancient costumes may be good."
On the screen, there is still a youthful face, but the brows are broad.There are many sharp angles at the corners of eyebrows, eyes, tails and mouth. It is a standard aura beauty face with a high degree of recognition.Coupled with the slender and fair neck, it is especially moving.
If the popular creamy fresh meat with round eyes and small mouth looks like a well-behaved schoolboy prince, then he is more like the little son of a family of bells and lanterns in a prosperous age.
Artistic tension is a kind of talent, not everyone is suitable to interpret the role of art.The chief director can foresee that as long as he can seriously develop and manage well, he will become a unique existence in the entertainment industry in the future...
On the other side of Beijing, the Yaojie Household Registration Administration welcomed a mysterious visitor.Guests can't make an appointment to register, and they can't even answer when they ask about the province they belong to at the front desk.
The receptionist is a rabbit who just took office not long ago. Ben was scrolling through variety shows to watch trending searches. Suddenly, he felt darkness in front of his eyes. He raised his head and neck, and couldn't help shaking when he saw someone coming.
Although she didn't feel the opponent's mana coercion, but judging from the opponent's figure, she should not be trifled with.Especially those eyes were cold and cold, looking at her as if she was looking at food.
"Hi, hello, do you have an appointment? Can I tell you your name? Which region does it belong to, and which provincial sub-bureau did you transfer it to the General Administration?" trembling.
The man lowered his eyes and frowned, as if he didn't understand the series of questions asked by the other party.He found this place because he sensed that it was the most powerful place in the entire continent.Small matches and light bulbs, he must give priority to finding light bulbs.
Just when the rabbit demon thought that the other party was about to make a move, the man spoke.
"Frozen End." He said, "The region...Kunlun."
The rabbit demon who subconsciously filled in the information into the office system paused, raised his head in disbelief, swallowed, and finally repeated the words that only existed in ancient legends, "Kunlun?"
Bingyi looked back, there was no hint of a joke on his face.
The rabbit demon knew that she couldn't handle this matter, so she hurriedly called the superior unit, and sent a message to the Special Affairs Division of the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm, asking for assistance in handling it.Then he stood up timidly, asked the other party to rest in the seat next to the hall, and poured a glass of water.
Bingyi didn't go to drink the water on the coffee table, he just waited for someone who could talk to tell him the news he wanted to know.He has been isolated from the world for too long. The last time he came out, the human race was still riding a horse and resting at sunset.
The people from the special affairs handling department came very quickly. After seeing Bingyi on the seat, they couldn't help constricting their pupils. Before they got close, they half-bent and approached respectfully. They didn't even dare to look directly at Bingyi, "Please."
The significance of the existence of the Special Affairs Division is to deal with the beasts and monsters who hide from the world all the year round. Bingyi's silence looks cold to the rabbit monsters at the front desk, but it is easy to understand for them.It's just that no matter how understandable it is, in the face of unfathomable power, one has to be more cautious.
The tall man was still dressed in black, and when he stood up, the staff around him subconsciously took a step back in fright.
Bingyi was taken to the magic circle elevator that went directly to the top floor of the management office. The elevator rose rapidly and broke through the clouds. He looked down at the magic circle engraved on the elevator wall and meditated.
The top floor is an open hall, and the four seats behind the table are full of people.Bingyi was led to the only seat opposite the table, and looked at the identities of everyone present.
He didn't even bother to distinguish their identities, he only weighed their strength, and determined that none of them could fight, so he gave up his intention of releasing coercion to warn the opponent.
Accustomed to the strong prey on the weak and the strong respecting the dragon, in the long years, a fierce heart has also learned restraint.
"I haven't been to human society for many years, right?" said the long-bearded old man in the middle. "This is the household registration management bureau of the demon world set up by human society for the demon race. It aims to solve birth and marriage for all demons." , employment, renewal of identity and re-employment, and all other issues related to human society.”
Bingyi listened expressionlessly, until he heard the word marriage, a dark light flashed in his eyes.
"First confirm your identity, then register your original appearance, and finally test your strength. We will issue you an ID card that can walk freely in the world." The old man continued, opening the booklet at hand, "When and where By what chance did it take shape? Is it the name you chose yourself, or the name you inherited?"
"..." The Shenlong, who was not transformed from cultivation at all, fell silent again, and could only report himself again, "Bingyi."
The four wanted to continue asking, but when they heard the word Bingyi, they stopped the pens in their hands and raised their heads in disbelief.They knew the name of Bingyi, the ancient dragon, but they didn't think that the person in front of them could really be him.
Regardless of the loud name of the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm, the high-level monsters and beasts involved can only be offered and dare not be controlled.For example, the existence that no one dares to challenge in the demon world today - Pixiu is simply a guest of the Demon World Administration.
But in fact, in ancient times, in terms of blood lineage and strength, Pixiu was not even ranked as a famous member of the Dragon Clan.And Bing Yi, as the earliest god in the lower realm, was an existence that no one dared to climb high.Not to mention ordinary dragons, even the legendary Yinglong Zhulong had to bow his head obediently in front of Bingyi.
However, the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm will encounter all kinds of monsters deliberately pretending to be other people's identities in order to defraud higher authority and benefits.The four wanted to question, but when they met Bingyi's eyes, they couldn't open their mouths to deny it directly.
The four looked at each other, and one of them immediately pulled out his mobile phone and started to contact foreign aid. Five minutes later, there was a bang from the top floor, and a fat man who couldn't hide his richness in a suit and leather shoes walked in.
"What's the matter, your dad Paixiu is usually very busy..." The fat man walked in quickly, and met Bingyi's eyes at a glance.The expression on his face instantly subsided, leaving only the cautiousness of being ready for battle.
Among the same batch of beasts, he is the only one who has survived until now, and his keen intuition will not be degraded by the era of control of the demon world.He could feel the mighty power of the person sitting not far away, far above him.
Pixiu instinctively changed back to its original shape, even if it felt that the other party was not malicious, it did not dare to be slight.The gigantic beast as huge as a lion crawled on the ground, and even a pair of big wings were attached to the ground obediently.
Bingyi is familiar with this movement, and those divine beasts who could not beat him before but survived also bowed their heads and surrendered in this way.He got up and walked over and raised his hand.
In the past, the mighty divine beast tried its best to lower its head, and put its forehead into the man's hand, maintaining an awkward posture and not daring to move.
The staff present watched this scene, with cold sweat dripping down their backs instantly.
The author has something to say:
Pi · Passionate about earning money · Fighting from the heart · Xiu: Dad covers me!
Bing·Single God·Daughter-in-Law Relying on Chasing·Yi: ...
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感谢灌溉营养液的宝宝们:“”+107,一枕清霜+10,你不要过来阿+4,颜疏+3,year01+2,「芥川丸一」+1;
"I didn't expect him to be this kind of person, a naughty kid doing business, secretly sucking du..."
"Hey, I thought it was a bit wrong before, and my face was sallow when I put on makeup on the commercial stage."
"I still want to be a fan of him, but fortunately I didn't jump into the pit."
Xiaohui is Xi Yu's fan. Hearing her roommate say this, although her heart hurts, she is very angry when she thinks of the casualties of the anti-narcotics police, "I'm so blind! I don't even want to see this person in variety shows now. Hurt It's too deep, I don't chase stars anymore, I won't chase stars in this life..."
"I heard that the program team has re-cut a version."
"I also have a great desire to survive. Such bad artists should be blocked."
"It was updated half an hour ago, just right to watch."
Everyone put the stools together in a row, and clicked on the video to open the barrage.The screen was only loaded in the meantime, and the screen was completely covered by the full screen of bullet screens.
Someone rushed to pause, and everyone saw the barrage clearly, "The high-energy segment guides the way at 44 minutes and 18 seconds..."
The four of them looked at each other, unable to hold back their curiosity, and directly dragged the progress bar.The screen starts with "female guest running out of the alley", and the heavy barrage covers the entire screen again.
This kind of situation is rare, even in previous high-energy moments, the barrage has never been so spectacular.There is no way, a few people can only close the barrage and continue watching.
The female guest rushed out of the corner and yelled, and found wooden boxes and firewood stacks beside the small square.Then he approached with a companion who "had his head cut off and only his back was left".
"What kind of high-energy is this, isn't it just the routine bag licking and evidence collection?" Someone asked doubtfully.
"Hush—" The other three were extremely nervous, vaguely guessing that there would be some high-energy scenes, and lowered their voices to discuss, "Could it be that the program crew has arranged a terrifying appearance of a dead person?"
Xiaohui, who hurt her idol to death and watched the show inadvertently, stared numbly at the front, only to see the female guest's figure flashing her arms out, and a corner of the firewood pile was lifted, revealing a three-dimensional and exquisite face.
The four of them quieted down at the same time, and then burst out one after another.
"Three courtyards and five eyes, three highs and five lows, this nose and eyelashes are all perfect! Hey!"
"This person is locked with me, Mama, I'm in love!"
"In 3 minutes, I will find out all his information!"
Xiaohui stared at her eyes in a daze, her heart beating faster.She found that the camera moved away, and then pulled back the progress bar, repeating over and over again.After seeing enough, he covered his chest and took a deep breath, feeling that the injuries he suffered a few minutes ago had been healed.
"I take back what I just said! I feel like I can continue to love again..."
Several people screamed excitedly and started looking for like-minded people on Weibo.As a result, as soon as I entered the name of the program group, I found that the related entries were all "the most handsome NPC" and "you are so handsome when you pretend to be a dead person".
There are already many bloggers on the Internet who specifically edited the scenes related to Xie Zhouyao, and made a lot of emoticons.Many screenshots come with multiple watermarks, and I don’t know how many people have passed through them.
The program team released the pictures but did not make a statement. Netizens who were deeply attracted but did not lick their faces had no choice but to bring the topic of #找找NPC小哥# into the hot search.
"This is not a death escort, this is Sleeping Beauty, wait for me to kiss and wake up. [Trojan Horse]"
"Little brother's hand is very beautiful, I really want to hold it, hold on to it!"
"No one noticed that when 'Ji Liang Artist' was looking through his waist pocket, did the little brother move his waist? Was it tickled, or was it for the convenience of the guests? [噗嗤]"
At first, there were still people discussing the plot of the variety show, but later they all became fans.
"Happy, I have another wall. [An Ning]"
"Even the guests were stunned when they saw it. I can't believe that the program group has such a good staff. [Laughs and tears]"
"Asshole program group, you have the ability to add scenes, you have the ability to tell everyone who the little brother is! [Turn the table]"
"I've been watching these two GIFs all afternoon, and my mother was scared by me, saying that I was laughing all the time. [Arrogance]"
There were more and more comments, and the hot search position only went up but not down. In the middle of the night, it even rushed to the top three, surpassing the hot search of "Xi Yu sucking du".Still staying in the small town, the program group has been paying close attention to public opinion, and seeing this, I can't help but feel emotional.
The deputy director let out a sigh, "The effect is incredible. If it hadn't happened to be filmed at that time, otherwise we could only be dragged down by Xi Yu today."
"I feel that Zhihong's brother can make his debut directly. He needs to have a face and a figure. Now he even has popularity." The staff of the docking broadcast platform collected real-time data and joked, "The website gave the parameters Feedback, most viewers would play back and forth between those few clips."
"Has the overall ratings increased?" the chief director asked.
"Yes, it is not only the new peak of this season, but also the highest ratings in the past three years, which is [-] times the original record. This trending search is also the first since last year's main MC show broke the marriage news. Search." The staff affirmed.
Hearing this, the director, who has been around for many years and has been in the film and television program industry for many years, lowered his eyebrows.He turned his head away, looked at the person lying on the monitor, and spoke after a while, "... He is more suitable to be an actor than to join variety shows, and the effect of shooting fantasy fantasy in ancient costumes may be good."
On the screen, there is still a youthful face, but the brows are broad.There are many sharp angles at the corners of eyebrows, eyes, tails and mouth. It is a standard aura beauty face with a high degree of recognition.Coupled with the slender and fair neck, it is especially moving.
If the popular creamy fresh meat with round eyes and small mouth looks like a well-behaved schoolboy prince, then he is more like the little son of a family of bells and lanterns in a prosperous age.
Artistic tension is a kind of talent, not everyone is suitable to interpret the role of art.The chief director can foresee that as long as he can seriously develop and manage well, he will become a unique existence in the entertainment industry in the future...
On the other side of Beijing, the Yaojie Household Registration Administration welcomed a mysterious visitor.Guests can't make an appointment to register, and they can't even answer when they ask about the province they belong to at the front desk.
The receptionist is a rabbit who just took office not long ago. Ben was scrolling through variety shows to watch trending searches. Suddenly, he felt darkness in front of his eyes. He raised his head and neck, and couldn't help shaking when he saw someone coming.
Although she didn't feel the opponent's mana coercion, but judging from the opponent's figure, she should not be trifled with.Especially those eyes were cold and cold, looking at her as if she was looking at food.
"Hi, hello, do you have an appointment? Can I tell you your name? Which region does it belong to, and which provincial sub-bureau did you transfer it to the General Administration?" trembling.
The man lowered his eyes and frowned, as if he didn't understand the series of questions asked by the other party.He found this place because he sensed that it was the most powerful place in the entire continent.Small matches and light bulbs, he must give priority to finding light bulbs.
Just when the rabbit demon thought that the other party was about to make a move, the man spoke.
"Frozen End." He said, "The region...Kunlun."
The rabbit demon who subconsciously filled in the information into the office system paused, raised his head in disbelief, swallowed, and finally repeated the words that only existed in ancient legends, "Kunlun?"
Bingyi looked back, there was no hint of a joke on his face.
The rabbit demon knew that she couldn't handle this matter, so she hurriedly called the superior unit, and sent a message to the Special Affairs Division of the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm, asking for assistance in handling it.Then he stood up timidly, asked the other party to rest in the seat next to the hall, and poured a glass of water.
Bingyi didn't go to drink the water on the coffee table, he just waited for someone who could talk to tell him the news he wanted to know.He has been isolated from the world for too long. The last time he came out, the human race was still riding a horse and resting at sunset.
The people from the special affairs handling department came very quickly. After seeing Bingyi on the seat, they couldn't help constricting their pupils. Before they got close, they half-bent and approached respectfully. They didn't even dare to look directly at Bingyi, "Please."
The significance of the existence of the Special Affairs Division is to deal with the beasts and monsters who hide from the world all the year round. Bingyi's silence looks cold to the rabbit monsters at the front desk, but it is easy to understand for them.It's just that no matter how understandable it is, in the face of unfathomable power, one has to be more cautious.
The tall man was still dressed in black, and when he stood up, the staff around him subconsciously took a step back in fright.
Bingyi was taken to the magic circle elevator that went directly to the top floor of the management office. The elevator rose rapidly and broke through the clouds. He looked down at the magic circle engraved on the elevator wall and meditated.
The top floor is an open hall, and the four seats behind the table are full of people.Bingyi was led to the only seat opposite the table, and looked at the identities of everyone present.
He didn't even bother to distinguish their identities, he only weighed their strength, and determined that none of them could fight, so he gave up his intention of releasing coercion to warn the opponent.
Accustomed to the strong prey on the weak and the strong respecting the dragon, in the long years, a fierce heart has also learned restraint.
"I haven't been to human society for many years, right?" said the long-bearded old man in the middle. "This is the household registration management bureau of the demon world set up by human society for the demon race. It aims to solve birth and marriage for all demons." , employment, renewal of identity and re-employment, and all other issues related to human society.”
Bingyi listened expressionlessly, until he heard the word marriage, a dark light flashed in his eyes.
"First confirm your identity, then register your original appearance, and finally test your strength. We will issue you an ID card that can walk freely in the world." The old man continued, opening the booklet at hand, "When and where By what chance did it take shape? Is it the name you chose yourself, or the name you inherited?"
"..." The Shenlong, who was not transformed from cultivation at all, fell silent again, and could only report himself again, "Bingyi."
The four wanted to continue asking, but when they heard the word Bingyi, they stopped the pens in their hands and raised their heads in disbelief.They knew the name of Bingyi, the ancient dragon, but they didn't think that the person in front of them could really be him.
Regardless of the loud name of the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm, the high-level monsters and beasts involved can only be offered and dare not be controlled.For example, the existence that no one dares to challenge in the demon world today - Pixiu is simply a guest of the Demon World Administration.
But in fact, in ancient times, in terms of blood lineage and strength, Pixiu was not even ranked as a famous member of the Dragon Clan.And Bing Yi, as the earliest god in the lower realm, was an existence that no one dared to climb high.Not to mention ordinary dragons, even the legendary Yinglong Zhulong had to bow his head obediently in front of Bingyi.
However, the Household Registration Administration of the Demon Realm will encounter all kinds of monsters deliberately pretending to be other people's identities in order to defraud higher authority and benefits.The four wanted to question, but when they met Bingyi's eyes, they couldn't open their mouths to deny it directly.
The four looked at each other, and one of them immediately pulled out his mobile phone and started to contact foreign aid. Five minutes later, there was a bang from the top floor, and a fat man who couldn't hide his richness in a suit and leather shoes walked in.
"What's the matter, your dad Paixiu is usually very busy..." The fat man walked in quickly, and met Bingyi's eyes at a glance.The expression on his face instantly subsided, leaving only the cautiousness of being ready for battle.
Among the same batch of beasts, he is the only one who has survived until now, and his keen intuition will not be degraded by the era of control of the demon world.He could feel the mighty power of the person sitting not far away, far above him.
Pixiu instinctively changed back to its original shape, even if it felt that the other party was not malicious, it did not dare to be slight.The gigantic beast as huge as a lion crawled on the ground, and even a pair of big wings were attached to the ground obediently.
Bingyi is familiar with this movement, and those divine beasts who could not beat him before but survived also bowed their heads and surrendered in this way.He got up and walked over and raised his hand.
In the past, the mighty divine beast tried its best to lower its head, and put its forehead into the man's hand, maintaining an awkward posture and not daring to move.
The staff present watched this scene, with cold sweat dripping down their backs instantly.
The author has something to say:
Pi · Passionate about earning money · Fighting from the heart · Xiu: Dad covers me!
Bing·Single God·Daughter-in-Law Relying on Chasing·Yi: ...
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Continue to send out red envelopes today, and there will be comments in this chapter for 24 hours!
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感谢灌溉营养液的宝宝们:“”+107,一枕清霜+10,你不要过来阿+4,颜疏+3,year01+2,「芥川丸一」+1;
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