Only I am not a monster? [Entertainment]

Bingyi closed his eyes and listened to the movements in the box.

The woman surrounded by evil spirits was smiling sweetly at the table, chatting with other people, "Oh, I was still thinking about what would happen to Yaoqin's newcomer, but it turned out to be a child."

Three or two people on the table agreed.

"For newcomers, sometimes they don't know what's interesting, and they don't even know when they miss opportunities."

"Sister Qiao seems to be really optimistic about Xie Zhouyao, I'm jealous hahahaha."

Bingyi held Xie Zhouyao in his palm, he shook his hands, and couldn't help but stroke the bird's feathers with his fingertips.He was intoxicated by the plush and smooth touch, and couldn't help touching it again.

The little blue bird was round and round, its wings were loosely drooping outside Bingyi's palm, its chest rose and fell with the rhythm of its breathing, and it fell into a deep sleep due to the exhaustion of its strength.

The chat in the box continued, and the topic turned to the Red Peony Award.

"Sister Qiao is the judge of Red Peony this year, she's amazing!"

"It is said that "Nine Heavens War" is also shortlisted this year, isn't it played by Xie Zhouyao?"

"No wonder Miss Qiao specially invited Xie Zhouyao here today, so she wanted to investigate in advance."

"I am also chasing "Nine Heavens Wars". Xie Zhouyao really did a good job, much better than most newcomers."

"Amazing newcomer! This year's momentum is quite strong."

Qian Qiaoqiao smiled and didn't answer, and didn't answer.Everyone saw that she was smiling perfunctorily, and they had some guesses about whether Xie Zhouyao could win the Newcomer of the Year award, so they stopped talking about it and turned to other topics.

The person with the vacant seat on the table never came back. A circle of entertainers glanced at the vacant seat, but no one cared.

Bing Yi in the corridor roughly understood, he raised his free hand and aimed it in the direction of the woman on the table out of thin air.

The black shadow was still squirming on Qian Qiaoqiao's shoulder, as if feeling something, she trembled violently, and hid behind Qian Qiaoqiao in fear.

The woman's voice paused, she looked dazed, but soon returned to normal, and continued to drink and have fun.She had some palpitations, and it was not easy to pay attention to the "little guy" behind her in public.

Bingyi locked his eyes on the opponent, and his open hand suddenly clenched into a fist.

In the room not far away, the black shadow trembled violently, and the overwhelming force hit it. It was inevitable and was crushed on the spot.

Qian Qiaoqiao only heard a shrill scream in her ear, she seemed to have been punched hard by something, and she was so painful that she couldn't breathe.His eyes turned black, he slid down from his seat, and slumped on the ground, howling indiscriminately.

"It hurts! It hurts... who! Who is it!"

Everyone was astonished, the box was in chaos, and Bing Yi disappeared into the corridor with the little blue bird.

In the meeting room of the Bureau of Demon Control, seeing Bingyi leaving, the senior executives packed up their materials and prepared to leave, and postponed the meeting to another day.As soon as everyone stood up, the person in the vacant seat of the main seat came back.

"grown ups!"

"Why are you back..."

"Go on, I was in a hurry just now." Bing Yi sat down, put his left hand on his chest, and went to flip through the scattered documents on the table with his right.

All the monsters sat down, and their eyes fixed on Bingyi's left hand at the first glance.They looked left and right, but Bingyi's fingers were too closed, they couldn't see clearly.

The high-level people looked at each other silently, tentatively exchanging opinions.

——Master Bingyi's complexion is very bad, he dare not touch bad luck.

——What is the boss holding in your hand?

--I do not know!Don't look at me, adults are going to find us!

—I see a smudge of blue, what appears to be a small ball.

——I'm a little curious about what my lord went to deal with just now...

"The main job of the Demon Management Bureau this year is to improve the employment of the monsters. We have conducted a social survey, and most of the demons hope that the Demon Management Bureau will set an example. The internal survey shows that more than [-]% of the staff of the Demon Management Bureau are unmarried. Yu, especially the high-level officials in the bureau, no one is out of order! Please pay attention to this issue!"

The minister in charge of the marriage and childbirth of demons had a serious expression, and his fiery eyes scanned everyone present.

The executives who usually talk a lot kept silent and bowed their heads at this time, pretending that the minister was not talking about himself.Bing Yi on the main seat raised his eyebrows while remembering, touched the little dumpling in his arms with his left hand, and hummed calmly.

Executives of various monsters: ...

—My lord, what is it?

—— Doesn't he know that he is the number one target of criticism?

——Whether it's human or demon in the world, he's been single for the longest time!

——No, there is another one, Qingluan who hypnotizes herself by looking in the mirror and has a partner.

——Forget about anything else, I'm afraid the lively adults won't be able to join in.

——Dragon Clan can get out of the order this year, I twisted my head and kicked him.

All the monsters had their own thoughts, but they dared not speak out due to the majesty of the boss.

"Thirty years since the midnight incident, more than 30 demon descendants of mixed blood have been found one after another, but there must still be affected demons living in the world. The four great demons who were imprisoned in the Kewell Research Institute at that time , there are still three missing, time is running out, everyone, please be more considerate!"

The minister in charge of major and special events had a bitter expression on his face. He looked at the man in the chief seat, "My lord, the Demon Control Bureau is very passive in this matter. The big demons captured by Kewell Company back then were the top demons in our demon world." Bloodline, things are almost irreparable!"

Bingyi listened carefully and nodded in response.

"The census of monsters hadn't been popularized back then, and many powerful monsters were born and hidden in human society, and the Monster Management Bureau didn't know about it! That's why the Cowell Company took advantage of the loopholes and used some means to abduct some monsters. kind."

"This meeting with the human race, I heard that Kewell's remnant party has not been wiped out. The technology in their hands has integrated ancient demon power. We must do our best to ensure the safety of the existing demons!"

The senior executives were eagerly discussing, Bing Yi was thoughtful, and looked down at the little blue ball sleeping in his palm.

Bingyi recalled the past, he really didn't have a good impression of Fenghuang.He remembered that various species fought, and the flamboyant and flamboyant members of the Feng clan were the best in the fight.Although he has not been able to beat the Dragon Clan, he can unilaterally rub the rest of the Clan.

The strongest one is Phoenix. Sometimes when his paws get itchy, he will go to Phoenix to practice his hands.

For no other reason, the phoenix was colorful and red. He looked so hot that he couldn't help stretching out his claws to beat him.Moreover, the fight object of Fenghuang is not like other monsters who are weak and die with a single blow.

It's just that the shortcomings of fighting with Phoenix are still very obvious.

Before each fight, Mao on the opposite side exploded first.They shed hair while beating, and the wind blows all over the mountains and plains.He would sneeze if he inhaled even a little bit, and every time he fights with Phoenix, he can't enjoy himself to the fullest.As time passed, he didn't like to fight anymore, and started to sleep on his stomach.

As for Qingluan...

Qingluan is not like a phoenix that can raise cubs one after another. Qingluan can't even find a partner, and the number is extremely rare.

He remembered that the Qingluan clan was covered in blue, which matched the tone of his ice palace.The sound is particularly crisp and pleasant, like the sound of ice cracking and colliding with each other.

Bingyi has never seen a race that suits his appetite so much, he is thinking about inviting Qingluan to visit the Ice Palace the next time he meets.But since then, he has never seen this kind of auspicious beast that is full of spirituality and blesses the world with peace and well-being.

...until now.

Although he likes the color of the dumplings and the gentle nature of the race, he still hopes that Xie Zhouyao can grow stronger.

Qingluan also belongs to the blood of the Phoenix clan, even if he is not the strongest Phoenix, he is not as weak as Xie Zhouyao.

At the beginning, all races were engulfed by luck, and dragons and phoenixes could not escape.Especially the phoenix, who is warlike by nature, the whole clan suffered severe damage and suffered heavy casualties.Only the rare Qingluan clan can escape from the melee and successfully retain the inheritance of strength.

During the catastrophe period, it doesn't matter whether the bloodline is noble or not.Being able to survive is what matters.Qingluan is not ostentatious, but she should not be underestimated either.

Xie Zhouyao's human form looks fine, but his original form is so weak, as if he has suffered some serious injuries and has not been able to heal for a long time.Or it may be insufficient from the mother's womb.

Bingyi listened attentively to the reports made by the executives, and had some vague guesses in his heart.

He tapped his finger on the report document, and decided to take the document home later and study it carefully.

"My lord, the Demon Management Bureau wants to plan a sports meeting this year. The main purpose is to expand the communication between monsters and increase the rate of getting out of singles. But people will definitely be disgusted by directly holding a blind date. After we discuss it, why not hold a sports meeting like humans?" Gao The tube is full of anticipation.

"Yes, yes, no fighting is allowed now, and you can't even move around."

"Friendship comes first and competition comes second. It's time to show your posture."

"Set up a bonus pool, let everyone watch it for free, charter flights and meals."

"After the human beings advertised that all staff exercise, their physical fitness has improved a lot. In fact, the monster race also needs it!"

Bingyi frowned, and thought for a while, "Everyone? If you want to use human races, I will reject it."

"My lord, what do you mean?" the executive asked tremblingly.

"There is a running event in human sports, right? The distance is limited, and the time for inspection." Bing Yi looked at the executives, "The [-]-meter race, on a track like mine, you don't have to compete."

The executives who didn't expect that Shenlong would bring them in for consideration: it makes sense...

The sports meeting plan was sent back to be redone, and Bing Yi left the seat holding something in his left hand.

Yao Jia received Bingyi's call text message, she found that Xie Zhouyao had lost contact, and realized that something must have happened.She rushed to the Demon Management Bureau without any delay, and waited until the meeting of Frozen End was over.

Yao Jia was very guilty, and before Bingyi could ask him to be held accountable, he bowed and apologized.

"My lord, what happened to Qian Qiaoqiao was due to our negligence. We only intervened in the investigation when we couldn't get in touch with Zhouyao, and found that something happened to Qian Qiaoqiao at the banquet. Chun. Zhou Yao also went to the appointment, but I failed to find out in advance and remind him that I, as an agent, have resigned! As a brokerage company, Yaoqin failed to collect information in advance, and also relapsed!"

"It's good that you know." Bingyi's eyes were serious, "I can see how you treat him well. He is in a special situation, you have to take care of it. Today is almost close... if there is a next time, you know how to do it see me."

Yao Jia only felt that the overwhelming force seemed to crush her, and she didn't dare to stand up straight again until Bing Yi finished speaking.I dare not raise my head, but about Xie Zhouyao, I have to ask what I should ask, "My lord, Zhouyao is now..."

"Reject his short-term work arrangement, and come to me directly if you have anything to do." Bingyi slightly opened his palm, letting Yao Jia take a look, "He, I'll take over."

Yao Jia looked at the little guy who was only a circle bigger than Nuomi Ci in front of him, and nodded in disbelief.

On the other side, a certain villa area on the outskirts of Beijing.Qian Qiaoqiao was sent home by a friend.As soon as she came home, her face was pale.

In the deepest part of the corridor on the second floor of the villa, the small room is locked all the year round.

Qian Qiaoqiao shook her hand to unlock the lock, but she couldn't open it no matter what.She deliberately called for "children", but she didn't get the slightest response.

"Why are you back? Didn't you say that you have an appointment for dinner today?" A slow and hoarse male voice came from behind.

"Leave, leave early..." Qian Qiaoqiao had never opened the small room in front of her husband, so she didn't dare to move at this time, so she could only turn her back and answer.

Three years ago, she still relied on the help of her "children" to catch this wealthy businessman with a lot of money.The businessman is so taboo, and the arrangement in the small room cannot be seen by him.

"What's the matter with you, you're in a panic today." The middle-aged man's eyes were darkened, and he leaned against the wall as if he couldn't stand still.

Qian Qiaoqiao couldn't say that she was in a hurry to come back to ascertain the situation, and wanted to make random excuses.Just when she was speechless, there was a loud bang in the small room behind her, and the door lock clicked.

The door opened by itself.

The rich businessman looked at the children's toys, clothes, even food, and the weird and unpredictable decorations on the wooden table in the room. He backed away in horror, staggered a few steps, and ran downstairs.

Qian Qiaoqiao didn't hold her husband back, she vaguely heard the voice of the child and asked her to play with him.Her pupils dilated, and she walked into the small room in a trance, muttering something, but she lost her mind.

The entertainment industry always pays close attention to the abnormal behavior of artists, ranging from various hobbies and diseases to minor diarrhea after eating bad food.Qian Qiaoqiao behaved very wrong at the dinner table, and the news was spread by the guests immediately.The media who heard the news squatted outside the villa area, hoping to get first-hand news about Qian Qiaoqiao.

"You think Qian Qiaoqiao might have smoked something?"

"The news we inquired was that Qian Qiaoqiao suddenly yelled at the table."

"Some say she's crazy."

"Don't get some bad disease, it's really good to hide the news."

The reporters were chatting, and out of the corner of their eye, they caught a glimpse of a sports car driving out at an extremely fast speed.The people in the car still had a fearful expression on their faces, and they were so busy driving out that they even forgot to raise the hood, and they didn't even notice the surrounding reporters.

"Qian Qiaoqiao drove this car before! Who's on it?"

"Her husband, it's her husband!"

"I got it!"

The sports car dashed into traffic and disappeared in a blink of an eye.A group of reporters looked at each other, not knowing what happened.They continued to wait until an ambulance and a police car arrived.

"The property called the police, saying that a female owner kept screaming at home, behaved strangely, and climbed to the balcony on the third floor, as if she wanted to jump off the building." The most well-connected reporter received the latest news.

In less than half an hour, the woman with disheveled hair was forcibly taken away from the villa area by the police, holding some red candles and incense sticks.

Ten minutes later, the latest reports were broadcast on the major entertainment headlines on the Internet.

"Qian Qiaoqiao was taken away by the police for being suspected of losing her mind and disturbing the people in her residence!"

"The judges of the Red Peony Awards jumped off the building, and the husband drove away without caring!"

"If you don't let go of the objects of worship, what are the former powerful actors doing at home?"

"Why is there a room full of baby supplies for childless actresses! The truth makes one's scalp tingle!"

Qian Qiaoqiao doesn't have many followers on Weibo, so it doesn't count as traffic. The main reason is that she made a big hit movie before, which made people impressed.The actress who had filmed realism-themed works actually practiced feudal evil at home. When the news was spread, the entire Internet was shocked.

The above statement was very firm, and all the media matrix accounts under the direct management of the government have issued blog posts to boycott public figures who promote crooked ways.

Qian Qiaoqiao couldn't be contacted in person, and the brokerage company shrank its head and refused to show up. The Red Peony Award was the first to be bombarded.Countless netizens poured into its official blog, asking why such an unreliable actor was hired as a judge for such a heavyweight award.

The Red Peony Organizing Committee, who didn't know about Qian Qiaoqiao's secret affair, couldn't tell.

In the top-level apartment complex, Bingyi went home and opened the door, only to find that Xie Zhouyao was still awake.

He found a cushion, pressed out a small nest, placed the little blue bird in it, lightly adjusted the tail feathers that were three times longer than his body, and got up to wash.

When Xie Zhouyao woke up, his head was still a little dizzy.He dreamed that he was burned by fire, or the blue fire unique to gas stoves.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and then realized that his perspective was very strange.

The sofa, coffee table, and large ceiling lamp are decorated exactly like the home, and each piece of furniture is huge, as exaggerated as a country of giants.

"Qiang Qiang!" A crisp voice sounded, and Xie Zhouyao choked his mouth, he cleared his throat dully, and wanted to call for help, "——Chirp?"

The pitch has changed, but it is still not the sound that normal humans would make.

The little blue bird on the cushion fluttered wildly, its wings sticking to its face, one paw stepped on its tail, and the whole ball rolled off the edge of the cushion.

"-chirp-tweet-clang!"

Xie Zhouyao's vision was spinning, and he didn't understand what was going on with him, so he yelled indiscriminately with a different tone, and broke the sound directly.

The moment he was about to hit the ground, a pair of closed hands caught him from below and caught him.

The man with only a large towel around his legs squatted and kneeled, his hair was still dripping, and his upper body was naked, revealing his muscular lines.Seeing the dumbfounded appearance of the dumpling in his hand, he couldn't help but want to tease, "Are you finally awake?"

Xie Zhouyao managed to stabilize his body, raised his head blankly, and met the smiling eyes of the man.

The other party's sharp facial features are close at hand, with a slender neck connected to strong broad shoulders, a standard inverted triangle figure, and particularly prominent pectoral muscles.His broken hair hangs in front of his forehead, losing a little sense of distance.The chin was still dripping, and the tick-tock dripped down, soaking the white towel between his legs.

With the fork in front of the towel, from the angle of Xie Zhouyao looking up, you can vaguely see the firm thighs, and...

"Clang chirp chirp! clang chirp chirp! clang clang clang!" the little blue bird kept yelling, looking up in a panic to avoid sight.He leaned back and fell backwards, and sat on Bingyi's hand.

"...Clang? Chirp? Chirp?" Bingyi understood as soon as he heard it, this little Qingluan had no senior teaching.What was emitted at the moment was just a breathless sound.

Xie Zhouyao raised his hand, staring at the blue wings in front of him in a daze.He looked at Bing Yi, his eyes filled with confusion of doubting life.

"Wait for me to get off, let me finish the shower." Bingyi wanted to put Xie Zhouyao on the sofa, but stopped half way through.

"Clang?" Xie Zhouyao subconsciously hugged Bingyi's fingers tightly with his wings, feeling that the water was slippery and he couldn't hold him, and even stuck most of his body against it to stabilize himself.

"Let me take a bath for you. Now it's inconvenient for you to come by yourself." The fetish doesn't exist and dirty one said, but at this moment Bingyi is not going to tell Xie Zhouyao, "You fell in the hotel, don't you remember? ?”

Xie Zhouyao couldn't get Bingyi's hand, so he was taken into the bathroom without being refused.The mist on the mirror was wiped away, and he saw his current appearance.

A pair of small claws stomped on the palm of his hand back and forth, the gentle itching made Bingyi's breathing quicken.He let Xie Zhouyao circle around in his hand, raised his wings and then flicked his tail.

The little blue bird began to chirp and chirp again, and giftedly figured out more ways to call it.

"The voice of clang clang clang is your own, phoenixes can imitate the singing of birds, and you are no exception." Bing Yi turned on the faucet, dipped his fingers in water, and slowly combed the little Qingluan, coaxing it leisurely, "Aren't you going to introduce yourself, little guy?"

Xie Zhouyao hadn't accepted the status quo yet, when he heard Bingyi say that, he gasped in embarrassment, his chest rose and fell.

--Self introduction?He doesn't even know what he is now.Isn't he a human? How did he become a bird?

"Can you remember what happened in the hotel?" Bingyi really didn't understand what Xie Zhouyao meant by "chirp chirping", "If you remember, raise your left hand, if you don't remember to raise your right hand."

The little blue bird paused for a moment, then raised its left wing with a look of resignation, fearing that Bingyi would not be able to see clearly, it deliberately waved it in the air.

The corner of Bingyi's mouth curled up, taking the opportunity to help him wash his left wing.

"That woman raised an evil spirit, you should have felt it at that time." Bing Yi said, rubbing her fingers on Xiao Qingluan's chest.

Xie Zhouyao dodged unaccustomedly, remembering Bingyi's request, he waved his left wing.

"You are not human, you are Qingluan. Like me, you are born to hate evil spirits. That woman kept evil spirits in captivity and charged you. Your strength is unstable, so you will react to your original form." Bing Yi simply explained, " If in doubt, please raise your right hand."

With a swipe, the little blue bird raised its right wing and waved it vigorously.

Bingyi took advantage of the opportunity to wash Xie Zhouyao's right wing, and was very satisfied with his cooperation, "It's so good."

He pressed the top of Qingluan cub's head, the cub shrank its neck, waved its right wing stubbornly, and waited for Bingyi's explanation.

"Wait for me to settle you down first." Bing Yi took Xie Zhouyao's long tail and rinsed it under the faucet, then went to the closet to get a small towel, "Shake it."

"Clang?"... What are you shaking?

Xie Zhouyao was stunned for a second, then he came to his senses and began to shake his body.

The whole body of the drenched dumpling trembled, throwing out a lot of water.Then she was covered with a towel and rubbed so that she couldn't stand still.

When Bingyi took the towel away, the little Qingluan's hairs were blown up.

"Pfft." Bingyi couldn't hold back, and chuckled lightly.He sent Xie Zhouyao back to the sofa, deliberately opened a bag of nuts, picked out a almond that was just right, and stuffed it into Xie Zhouyao's arms, "Wait for me."

Xie Zhouyao held a particularly huge nut for him, and watched Bingyi leave.

He tried to take a bite, but even with all his strength, he only bit off a small piece of the nut.

"Clang." Alas...

The author has something to say:

Demon Management Bureau: There are two extremely poor households in the demon world.

Frozen End: ...

Xie Zhouyao: Qiang, chirp, chirp, chirp!

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The next chapter will be updated at 24:[-] am tomorrow, and this chapter will continue to send red envelopes to messages within [-] hours!

It's the end of today, and the nutrient solution will expire! [looks expectantly]

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