Scumbag Survival Guide

On the pitch.

"He seems really good-looking, I'm going to cry."

"Cried."

"Cried."

"Cried."

"The peach pink hair color really suits him."

"His hair twitches so cutely!"

"I don't know who will be his girlfriend."

"Come on, Xihua, hasn't Xihua been chasing him recently?"

"seriously?"

Xu Jiancheng turned his head to the side.

One of the girls made a booing gesture and said in a low voice, "Why do you always see this boy every time I come to see He Lian playing football? Which department? Why haven't I seen him in the big class?"

"This little brother is also super handsome, okay?! It's a completely different type from He Xiang."

"You said whether he came to watch the ball or the people."

"Let's watch the ball..."

"Fart, where do you go to watch the ball? You have to come here."

"Look at people?! Look at who, here are all boys..."

A girl suddenly smiled, "Don't you think he looks like a husband stone?"

"Watching husband stone?? Hahahahahaha."

"Shhhhh, he looked at us again!"

After kicking the last ball, He Si ran to Xu Jiancheng on the sidelines panting, "Let's go, let's go home!"

Xu Jiancheng handed the water to He Si, but He Si pulled him away.

"No."

"Stunned.jpg"

"Did He Xiang just say the word go home? My heart is broken."

"Where did Wangfushi look like..."

"A cool song for Xihua."

Xu Jiancheng took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped the sweat on the back of He Ru's neck, "Drink slowly, no one will grab you."

He Xiang dyed his hair after his military training, peach gradient pink, yellowish white almost transparent champagne gold at the root, light pink at the end.Originally, he was white, but after dyeing, he looked like a delicate doll.

He Si mumbled inarticulately while drinking, others might not be able to hear what He Si was saying, but Xu Jiancheng knew it.

"For dinner we have braised beef brisket with carrots, carrot and coriander balls, carrots..."

"Stop, stop."

He Ru held the water bottle in his hand, "Why do you still eat carrots after eating for a week? I'm almost turning into a rabbit."

"Good for your eyes."

The results of He Si's re-examination were not very good, maybe it was caused by the wind and sand during the military training, and Xu Jiancheng regretted letting He Si go to the military training.

"No more," He Ruo started to flirt, "Don't eat carrots because they are so cute."

Xu Jiancheng stroked He Niu's wet hair, "Then what do you want to eat?"

"I want to eat……"

"Why, wait a minute."

It's a girl from their department, He seems to have seen it before.

He Si got off Xu Jiancheng's body and coughed, "What's wrong?"

"Um... can I borrow your tie for the etiquette class? Our teacher said in the last class that we need to borrow a tie, but they don't have any, so I want to ask you..."

In the first and second semesters of all universities, etiquette classes are basically taught, teaching everyone to take care of their appearance, sitting posture and standing posture.Why did their teacher teach them how to tie a tie last class, but why did she ask herself to borrow it?

He Ruo glanced at Xu Jiancheng.

Xu Jiancheng's expression remained unchanged as usual.

"Excuse me, let me help you ask if the people in our dormitory have extra ties. When do you want them?"

"In half an hour."

"Half an hour later? Are you in such a hurry?"

He Bi glanced at Xu Jiancheng.

"It's okay, I'll wait for you downstairs, you go first."

Although he and Xu Jiancheng moved to live off-campus, He Bi still kept the original dormitory bed, and put some clothes here just in case.

"That's fine." He Bi glanced at the girl, "Wait a minute."

After returning to the dormitory, He Si found that no one was there, so he had to pull out the suit cover from his locker, shook it, and two boxes fell out of the cover.

How come there are two boxes.

He seems to open it, one is his own lazy tie, no need to tie a knot, just pull it.

There is one more,

There is also a tie that Xu Jiancheng gave to himself at the New Year's Eve party that year

When did Xu Jiancheng stuff his tie into his suit?

He Ru took out his black satin tie and gasped.

There are also two Patek Philippe malachite cufflinks lying below.

Obviously, he had already secretly put it in the bottom drawer of his dressing room.

He Ru walked down slowly and handed the tie to the girl.

The girl hugged the tie and said, "Thank you, I'm so sorry, leave a contact information and I'll return the tie to you when I run out of class after class, so let's treat you to a meal."

"No, there's not much money, don't pay me back, just keep it."

The girl's face turned pale.

He Ruo pretended not to see and dragged Xu Jiancheng away.

As soon as he entered the house, Gouzi ran over and knocked He Xiang who was changing his shoes and almost fell down. Fortunately, Xu Jiancheng behind him supported him.

The inertia of a large dog of this tonnage is no joke.

Xu Jiancheng took a look, Alaska took a few steps back, then turned and ran.

"You scared my son again."

Xu Jiancheng didn't speak, but just hugged He Si from behind and kept rubbing his ears.

He Si's ears turned red, "What's the matter, I'm jealous."

He Si kissed Xu Jiancheng's eyebrows, "Hurry up and cook, I don't want carrots."

Xu Jiancheng still held He Si not moving.

"By the way, are you the one who put the cufflinks in my suit jacket?"

Xu Jiancheng gave a muffled hum.

He Ru muttered in a low voice, "I put it back for you before."

"I just want you to wear it."

He didn't know what to say, so he had to straighten up, but Xu Jiancheng also got up close to him, the two of them were like conjoined twins.

"Do you not want to cook? If you don't want to cook, just take a shower with me."

After the two of them took a bath, it was already dark, and He Ru was digging yogurt and sitting in the garden on the terrace to enjoy the breeze, while Alaska was sitting next to He Ru's chair, wagging his tail obediently.

"Son, go on!"

He Ruo dug a spoonful of solid yogurt and threw it out, Alaska swooped and wrapped his tongue around it.

"My son is so good."

At that time, Xu Jiancheng asked He Ni what the dog should be called.

"Gouzi, just call it Gouzi."

"What's the name?"

"A cheap name is easy to support, or you can call it a son." He Ruo looked down at the little white fur ball in his arms, and his heart almost melted, "Our son."

In the end, I didn't decide whether to call Gouzi or my son, and every time it was Gouzi's son Gouzi's son barking indiscriminately.

"Come for dinner."

Xu Jiancheng leaned against the glass door of the terrace and looked at He Xiang.

Behind He Si was a large piece of warm orange sunset, which coated his whole body with a layer of gold.

He Ru heard Xu Jiancheng calling himself, and ran towards Xu Jiancheng with bare feet on the solid wood floor, "Come on."

After eating, Xu Jiancheng handed the lutein and water to He Xiang who was reviewing microeconomics on the sofa.

He seemed to watch carefully, without raising his head or opening his eyes, and he didn't even know how to swallow the medicine.

Xu Jiancheng put the bowl and chopsticks into the dishwasher and patted Alaska at his feet, "Get your mother to take the medicine."

Alaska got the order and rushed from the kitchen to the sofa in the living room like a rocket, knocked He Si on the cushion, and dropped the medicine into his throat.

He Ru was so frightened that he quickly drank a saliva to suppress his shock.

"Gouzi, if you have milk, you are a mother."

He shook Alaska's head angrily, and stuffed the book of microeconomics into its mouth, "Quickly, give this book to your dad, and let your dad read it carefully."

Alaska quickly rushed back to the kitchen.

He Si leaned back on the sofa and looked at the chandelier and pinched the bridge of his nose. He really hated economics.

sorry.

When you apply for a major, you should take a look at it yourself, at least.

Xu Jiancheng took the wet book from the dog's mouth, stroked Alaska's head, took out a piece of absorbent paper, and carefully wiped the book cover clean.

He Si leaned on the sofa with his eyes closed, his neck bent into a beautiful arc, and there were dots of hickey marks on it, like the beautiful juice left after crushed rose petals.

Probably just tired and fell asleep.

Xu Jiancheng put the book on the coffee table, closed the sliding door, and found a thin blanket to put on He Bi.

After sitting on the sofa for a while, He Ruo woke up suddenly, "What time is it?"

"You just fell asleep for 10 minutes."

Xu Jiancheng put down the biochemistry in his hand and looked at He Xiang.

"It's about to be mid-term, and it's really dead."

He Ruo pulled his hair, "Help me see the analogy of the four market models on page [-]."

"Okay."

"Looking good? So fast?!"

Xu Jiancheng hugged He Si and started talking slowly.

"Tell me," He Ruo suddenly grabbed Xu Jiancheng's collar, "What else do you not know?"

Xu Jiancheng thought for a moment and said, "I won't leave you."

☆, final chapter

"After the final exam, our class must go out for a while! Everyone must go, and whoever doesn't go will be the grandson!"

To be honest, He Ruo didn't know the person who was yelling in front of him at all, maybe because he went to college, everyone dispersed after class, went to the library or went back to the dormitory, so he didn't remember the whole class.

He Ru was carrying his schoolbag and was about to sneak out the back door, but he was caught.

"Why, whoever doesn't go is the grandson."

Grandson, a little bit.

He Si glanced at Qiao Ke and Gao Jiayi, both of them shook their heads at him, signaling him to sit down.

"Who is this person?"

He Xiang sent a message to the three groups in their dormitory and asked.

Gao Jiayi: "It's the grandson."

Qiao Ke: "Sun Zhongsun, the grandson of grandsons."

He Xiang: "Then why do you still listen to him?"

Qiao Ke: "This person is very good at flattering the counselors. The key is that he also likes to wear small shoes for us. How do you say that..."

Gao Jiayi: "If you offend a gentleman, don't offend a villain."

Joko: "That's right!"

He Xiang: "Okay, so where are we going?"

Gao Jiayi: "Listen to grandson's arrangement."

He Xiang thought that the grandson would have a dinner or something, but unexpectedly took them to the bar on Bar Street.

This bar is not like the bar where they went out to get together in high school, but a bar like a real disco with demons dancing and feasting.

"Hey, one card seat is two thousand, and there are about three cards in our class. It's enough for each person to transfer me five hundred."

The music was too loud, and the grandson was afraid that some people would not be able to hear him clearly, so he even initiated a group collection from all of them in the group without a teacher.

Everyone secretly scolded the grandson for being an idiot, and at the same time succumbed to his lust and transferred money to him.

A girl whispered: "Break money to eliminate disasters, can I leave after paying the money?"

The grandson yelled, "Leave? There is a minimum consumption of alcoholic beverages for each booth, so we can leave after drinking."

He seems to continue to send messages.

"Is this grandson a wine trustee?"

Qiao Ke: "Maybe, I saw him on the work-study list before, how did the work-study program get here? Does the counselor know?"

Gao Jiayi: "Fuck this grandson."

The heating in the bar was too high, He Ruo took off his down jacket and only wore the innermost white T. He continued to send messages in the group.

He Xiang: "No one reported him?"

Qiao Ke: "It is estimated that everyone bullies the weak and fears the strong."

Although the music was a bit deafening, it was still within the tolerance range, but the bar lights were too dazzling, why did I feel better by covering my eyes with my arms.

When Xu Jiancheng received a call from He Si's roommate, He Si was completely paralyzed from drinking, and the person next to him took a pink balloon filled with nitrous oxide and blew it for him.

In an instant, Xu Jiancheng's feet felt cold, and he couldn't even move a step.

Fortunately, He Xiang was so drunk that he couldn't even blow up a balloon, and let the balloon fly around without a track under its own reaction force, until the last bit of laughing gas was squeezed out, and he didn't know the atmosphere was mixed. In which dark corner the paper fell.

Xu Jiancheng walked through the crowd and raised He Si, a hand slanted out from the darkness.

The grandson was clearly on high, with a weird demented smile on his face that showed a muscle out of control after nerve paralysis. He was not far from being paralyzed if he smoked to this extent.

"Where... are you going to take him?"

Xu Jiancheng pushed away the man's hand in disgust, and began to put a coat on He Bi.

"You are awesome, finish the bottle of Ace of Spades on the table before leaving."

This bottle of Ace of Spades is obviously used by the nouveau riche to only rent and not drink to support their business. Even the label on the bottle has been worn off a small piece.

When each bottle of Ace of Spades comes out, it comes with the focus of the audience's lights, and comes with a real angel falling from the sky or 99 roses. It is extremely vulgar, but it is also very eye-catching.

Xu Jiancheng suddenly smiled, "Do you like to drink Ace of Spades?"

"Then let you drink enough."

Xu Jiancheng took out a black card from the inside of his coat and handed it to the bartender, "Put all the aces of spades in stock in the store here, I'll pay the bill, and fill him up."

Xu Jiancheng walked out of the pub door holding He Bi.

Qiao Ke mixed with Gao Jiayi and said: "Yao'er has been taken away, let's take advantage of the chaos and leave."

"But why is our youngest's emergency contact a man? Strange."

The snow mixed with alcohol melted under the lights of Bar Street. Xu Jiancheng held He Si in his left hand, and took out the car key from his pocket with his right hand to unlock it.

Black Samurai Audi R8

The light hit the car body as if it was sucked in, without any reflection.

A few girls with revealing clothes and heavy makeup posted over.

"Handsome guy, do you want to..."

"roll."

"Oh, don't be so fierce."

Xu Jiancheng glanced at them.

The women's legs went limp for a moment, and then they staggered away supporting each other.

Xu Jiancheng put He Si into the front seat and helped him put on his seat belt.

Before I got out in time, the zipper of the down jacket hadn't been pulled to the top, revealing a small section of collarbone and white T.

You shouldn't have been let out.

Xu Jiancheng thought to himself.

Just stay with me.

He Xiang's cell phone vibrated. The caller seemed to be in a hurry. He called over and over again, but it was soon drowned out by the roar of the supercar's engine starting.

Li Sipei carried a drawing board as wide as two of hers on his back, a drawing box in his left hand, and a phone that was connected but no one answered it in his right hand.

She took a deep breath and prepared to walk through the dark and dilapidated narrow alley alone.

This is the only way from the studio to the bus station. In the past, she walked alone, but today she became flustered.

She slowly melted into the darkness.

I don't know which eaves are leaking, ticking alone in the dark without any pattern.

The battery of the mobile phone is almost dead, and the light of the flashlight is getting weaker and weaker.

The light suddenly shone into a mess of blood and a few pieces of turquoise glass.

Her heart skipped a beat.

"Hey, let me say, don't fight, let the girl go over first, don't scare her."

Another man by the wall spit out a mouthful of blood, "Su San, I didn't expect you to be quite a gentleman."

Li Sipei glanced unconsciously at the boy named Su San, half of his clean face was soaked in blood.

The small wound on the forehead kept oozing blood and slipped into the collar along the boy's jawline.

The boy smiled at her, touched the wound, and cursed something.

Li Sipei panicked, then lowered his head and quickly walked out of the narrow alley.

A thin layer of snow was still covering the messy wires, melting slowly under the light of warm yellow street lamps.

Meow--

Li Sipei turned his head back.

There are more than a dozen cats gathered together, including yellow, orange, black and white, with folded ears and erect ears. They are all wild cats that she usually feeds in the studio.

"Are you here to see me off?"

The leading cat meowed, and accompanied Li Sipei to the station.

Xu Jiancheng didn't take He Si back to the house near C University, but took him to his manor in the suburbs.

When it was poured into the garage, He Ruo woke up.

"Where is this?"

"Our home."

Xu Jiancheng took out the key and opened the door.

He Ruo was paralyzed on the seat weakly.

The door is opened.

Xu Jiancheng unfastened He Xiang's seat belt and carried him out.

"Where is this?"

Because the wine has not yet sobered up, He Ni's voice is also low, like a kitten that has not grown its baby teeth.

"Our suburban estate."

"What are you doing here?"

Xu Jiancheng didn't answer He Ni's question but kissed his forehead, "Let's just celebrate the New Year here this year."

"what does it mean?"

"literal meaning."

Holding He Si into the elevator leading to the first floor, Xu Jiancheng said again: "I have already asked my aunt for leave, saying that you are going abroad for exchange and study, and you will not be able to go home for the time being."

He Si struggled a bit, but was held down by Xu Jiancheng effortlessly.

"You invited my mother? It's ridiculous." He seemed to be a little angry, "How could my mother believe you?"

"No, you asked for it."

Xu Jiancheng put He Si on the bed in the bedroom.

He Ru glanced at the surrounding environment, it was completely silver-gray and simple, which was also Xu Jiancheng's style.

"I asked?"

"I asked someone to imitate your tone and called Auntie, and Auntie agreed."

Xu Jiancheng took off his coat, straddled He Si, and began to help him take off his coat slowly.

He Ru groped backwards, found a pillow, and threw it at Xu Jiancheng.

Panic grew in his heart for no reason, they had obviously passed half a year in peace.

Xu Jiancheng held He Si's wrist, looked at him and said word by word: "Imitate your tone of voice and way of pausing."

"You are used to speaking upside down. When you usually speak, the tone of questions, exclamations, and statement statements is not very obvious. Sometimes you have to pause for a while every time you say a word. Am I right?"

A chill invaded He Ru's bone marrow.

Xu Jiancheng patted He Si's cheek affectionately, "Look, you may not even know it yourself."

"I was wrong."

"I was wrong Xu Jiancheng, I shouldn't have gone out drinking with them, but..."

Before he could finish his words, Xu Jiancheng directly stuffed his mouth back with a thick and deep kiss.

Look, it seems that Xu Jiancheng is on the offensive side, but in reality, he is always in a weak position in his heart.He was afraid that He would not answer the phone, that He would be sick, that He would have an accident, and that all or any little bit of misfortune would happen to He.

But why never know.

He will never know.

He Si was kept in captivity like a canary in a cage.

Sometimes Xu Jiancheng would accompany him to the audio-visual room to watch movies, and sometimes he would play games with him.

But more often he would ask He Xiang to accompany him to take a walk in the glass greenhouse of the manor.

This glass greenhouse is really too big, it may be as big as five or six football fields, and there is even a natural hot spring in it.

One day when He Si and Xu Jiancheng were walking on the bluestone path, Xu Jiancheng suddenly grabbed a velvet rose from a nearby flower stand and knelt down on one knee to propose to He Si.

"Will you marry me?"

"If you let me out, I will..." He Bi bit the tip of his tongue and suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Xu Jiancheng dropped the velvet rose in his hand expressionlessly.

The rose fell on the white camellia, lonely and desolate.

What really made Xu Jiancheng let He Xiang out was late one night.

Xu Jiancheng was woken up by a phone call, and then got up to dress He Bi.

"Where are we going?"

Xu Jiancheng bent down and pulled He Si on the ankle-length down jacket.

"Go and see Wu You, he got into a car accident and got a critical illness notice."

"Critically ill?"

It wasn't until before boarding the plane that He Xiang realized something was wrong.

"Isn't Wu You in Los Angeles? Are we going to London now?"

"Ah."

In fact, Xu Jiancheng just found out, "Wu You didn't go to UCLA, but went to UCL instead."

He seemed to feel strange, but did not speak again.

The landing lights of the plane came on, and the silver spoilers on the wings opened and closed with the wind.

He Ruo bumped a bit, and Xu Jiancheng held his hand tightly.

The plane landed.

Wu You lives in Wellington Hospital, the top private surgical hospital in London and the top in the world.

He, Xu Jiancheng, and Yan Xian looked at Wu You on the hospital bed through the large flat transparent glass.

Wires of different colors and transparent pipes of different sizes are inserted all over Wu You's body.

Wu You lay there quietly, as if he had fallen asleep, only the fluctuation curve on the electrocardiogram recorder next to him proved that he was still alive.

"What the hell happened to him?"

Yan Xian rubbed his eyes, "I got into a car accident after drinking too much."

"Wu worry, is he drinking too much?"

He Xiang said in surprise.

"The doctor said that if the Ferrari California that was not driven by Wu You happened to have two front and rear airbags to reduce the impact force, he would have..."

A drop of water trickled down Yan Xian's left jaw line.

Xu Jiancheng patted Yan Xian on the back and said, "Why didn't he go to UCLA?"

"Because the two of us were found by his mother."

In fact, until the end of He Si and Xu Jiancheng's winter vacation, Wu You only woke up briefly once.

Yan Xian asked for a leave of absence from the school and postponed the registration for the start of school.

On the plane back to China, He Xiang suddenly asked, "What if I die?"

Xu Jiancheng glanced at He Si, "Me too."

He Ru rushed over and covered Xu Jiancheng's mouth, "Don't do it, I will live well."

Xu Jiancheng smiled and licked He Si's finger.

It's spring again.

Accompanied by Yan Xian, Wu You slowly began to do rehabilitation training.

Li Sipei passed the school exam of T University Academy of Fine Arts.

He Si had just finished revising the thesis for the award in the teacher's office, supported his neck, and walked downstairs.

Twilight is sinking, the wind of early spring dances over the city, and the curtain of night has just opened.

He Ru said goodbye to the seniors and sisters one by one at the door.

"here!"

Xu Jiancheng beckoned and stood beside the car.

People next to me unanimously burst out with meaningful expressions~

He seemed to cover his face in embarrassment.

"Go, don't make people wait."

He Ru went down the stairs in two steps, and Xu Jiancheng opened the car door for him.

Start the car.

"Do you want to turn on the air conditioner?"

Xu Jiancheng asked.

"No need", He Ni lowered the car window, the spring breeze blowing into the car mixed with the fireworks at night, "It's good like this."

The author has something to say: this is the end, thank you for your company wink

When I have time, I will fix the bugs.