Scumbag Survival Guide

The orange cat noticed that the excrement shoveler brought another person back today, meowed twice, and rushed over to grab He Bi's pants.

He Ruan was a little flustered, he had never kept pets like cats or dogs, and he didn't particularly like cats, cats always gave him a feeling of being ungrateful and unfamiliar.

"He likes you very much. This is the first time he has jumped on someone when he saw someone." Xu Jiancheng put the bag in his hand on the coffee table.

He Ru looked at the cat that was pulling on his trousers, and wanted to touch his head, but he didn't know whether to do it or not.

"What's the cat's name?" He Xiang asked

"It's called Xianxian." Seeing that He Bi didn't move, Xu Jiancheng hugged the cat from He Bi's trousers.

Xianxian's paws were scratching in the air, meowing very irritablely, refusing to be hugged away.

"String string? Which string?"

"Xianxian suppresses his voice and thinks."

Why is it called such a name, He Ruo said to himself.

When Xianxian heard He Ruo calling her name, she struggled more intensely, her four legs struggled out of Xu Jiancheng's arms, and kept scratching in the air.

Xu Jiancheng was amused by Xianxian, "He really likes you."

"Male cat and female cat?" He Xiang asked again

"Male cat." Xu Jiancheng replied

"Is he in spring?" He Sidao

"He was sterilized because he was used to it by his previous owner."

Xu Jiancheng carried the cat upstairs, He Ruo looked at the terrace outside the living room.Because their house is on the first and second floors, the developer gave each apartment a small garden, but the area is far less than the terrace of Xu Jiancheng's house. Shen Huan doesn't often take care of it, let alone He Wenyuan. There are few homeowners throughout the year, and the entire garden is deserted. To put it mildly, it is called barbaric growth, but to put it realistically, it is overgrown with weeds.

Xu Jiancheng stood on the stairs and asked, "Where do you want to be?"

"I can do it." He Xiang replied

"Then let's go to the living room. Sit as you please." Xu Jiancheng turned and entered the bedroom.

Xu Jiancheng's parents were not at home, so He Bi didn't pretend to be. He just slumped on the sofa, took out his mobile phone, and glanced at the news. He Wenyuan replied to him, "Come back early."

"Give you."

Xu Jiancheng handed the single earphone to He Ni, "Thank you" He Ni found the charging box and stuffed it in, then took out the English reading, unfolded it and put it on the table.

"Can not read it?"

He Si sighed, like a little milk dog being grabbed by the neck, and the whole person was paralyzed on the sofa in a big character.

"I know the meaning of every word, but I can't understand anything even in a sentence."

"Analysis of sentence components, mainly grammar."

He Xiang wailed again, grammar, grammar, he didn't even understand the grammar of the language, and now he can only distinguish subject, verb and object. As for what to make up, it is completely blind, let alone English.In the early years until junior high school, he was learning from his kindergarten and elementary school. Shen Huan invited him a university professor to give him one-on-one lectures on new concepts, and he would draw textbooks and make paper airplanes underneath.

Xu Jiancheng didn't start talking about reading directly, but took a blank piece of paper and sat next to him and started to explain grammar to him from the beginning.

"What are the clauses divided into?"

He Xiang shook his head.

"Divided into noun clauses, attributive clauses and adverbial clauses." Xu Jiancheng began to draw a mind map on the paper.

"What are the noun clauses?"

He Xiang continued to shake his head.

"Divided into subject clauses, predicative clauses, object clauses and apposition clauses."

……

Xu Jiancheng gave examples one by one, listing a fixed collocation for each sentence pattern like a set of mathematical formulas, and also listed example sentences.

This lecture lasted for an hour, so why would he be distracted from time to time, Xu Jiancheng would give him a piece of gummy bear every now and then. .

"That's about the basics of grammar."

Xu Jiancheng put down his pen, and the A4-sized paper was full of front and back pages.

He Ru's eyes were dull, with a face full of lovelessness.

"Let's rest for a while." Xu Jiancheng put the extra A4 paper on the table, straightened it, and asked, "Do you want some yogurt?"

"No, thank you." He seemed to feel that his face was not that big because he gave him free tutoring and food and drink.

Xu Jiancheng inserted the straw and brought Yin Leduo to He Si, who took advantage of the situation and bit the straw.

Really fragrant!

"Do you want to eat potato chips?" Xu Jiancheng asked him while tearing open the package.

He Ru held many bottles of drink in his hand and shook his head.

Xu Jiancheng handed it directly to He Si's mouth, and He Si took advantage of the situation and bit it.

He Niang's cheeks were bulging at the end of the meal, like a hamster eating non-stop, grabbing potato chips on the left and yogurt on the right, taking a bite on each side.

Xu Jiancheng got up and brought him wet wipes and hand sanitizer.

This is too virtuous!

"Aren't you going to eat?" He seemed a little embarrassed.

"Seldom eat."

He Si said ah first, and then oh again.

Under the night sky of City B, the long stream of traffic converged into a gorgeous Milky Way, and the reflected twilight shone brightly. Even He Xiang who was lying on the top floor could feel the gorgeous halo. The sound of fireworks below seemed to come from a far away place. Come, misty, hazy.The gentle night wind blows over the green radish in the garden, rustling the leaves.

He seemed to be served in a bit of a trance, not knowing what time it was, his mind was completely empty, and he didn't bother to think about anything.

"How is your waist?" Xu Jiancheng turned around and asked

He Ru couldn't stop talking at all, and had no time to reply, so he glanced at him suspiciously.

"It's the one where the test tube got scratched."

He Ru swallowed the potato chips in his mouth, grabbed a few more from the bag, and replied, "It's almost ready."

If the wounds hadn't stuck to the waistband of the trousers several times, and the scabs had formed and were forcibly torn apart, it would definitely heal faster.But it's getting better now, it just looks a little hideous, and sometimes itchy, why can't help scratching.

Seeing that He Bi had finished eating, Xu Jiancheng patted his leg, "Come on, read that article. It's taken from The Economist, and it's quite difficult."

He Si got up reluctantly, and Xu Jiancheng took him to analyze the grammar and sentence components sentence by sentence, without any impatience.

He Si glanced at Xu Jiancheng's Adam's apple, every time he spoke, his Adam's apple would move up and down, like a mountain range.

"What's wrong?" Xu Jiancheng knew why he seemed to be distracted.

He Ru shook his head, "Nothing."

"It's up to you next time."

"Good good."

He Si was just poured a lot of grammar, and the analysis was still stumbling for a while, Xu Jiancheng didn't dislike it, and listened to his analysis patiently. This English article took two hours to finish. He seems to be exhausted, with dry mouth and tongue.

"Still hungry?" Xu Jiancheng asked

"Not too hungry..."

He Sian lay limply on the table like a boneless coelenterate.

"Want to eat barbecue?"

"Want to eat? If you want to eat, I'll treat you, and it happens that I want to eat too." He seems to be anti-customer, he used to find a top student in No. [-] Middle School to give him a lecture, and he invited a meal every semester. Don't you want to thank yourself for taking out your precious time to give yourself a lecture?

This time Xu Jiancheng did not refuse.

The barbecue stall is the one next to the subway entrance, and you can go home directly after eating.

The thought of being able to eat skewers makes the whole person bubbling with happiness.

"Are you so happy?"

"Ah?" He seemed unaware.

"It's okay." Xu Jiancheng looked at He Si who was bouncing around and smiled.

There was a dull hair on the top of He Si's hair that swayed along with it. I don't know if it was bouncing with He Si or blown by the night wind. Xu Jiancheng thought it was cute, so he didn't plan to tell He Si.

There weren't too many people at the barbecue stand, so they found a quieter place to sit down.

While looking at the menu, He Xiang asked Xu Jiancheng, "What do you want to drink?"

"Arctic Bar"

He Ruo ordered four cans of frozen orange-flavored Arctic Ocean.

The people around took advantage of the last bit of summer heat, sitting outside with a few strings of mottled light bulbs dimly lit, drinking skewers, drinking draft beer, and chatting about the mountains.

"What time do you usually go to bed?" Xu Jiancheng asked aloud.

"I go to bed early when I'm in school, and I don't know what's wrong, depending on my mood during the holidays."

"You have dark circles under your eyes."

"It's good to get used to it." He Ru put his hands on his head and leaned on the back of the chair. "Staying up late is addictive, and it doesn't just stop. What about you? What time do you usually go to bed?"

"I can't tell."

"Then you still say me?! But..."

He Ru carefully looked at Xu Jiancheng's eyes, there were neither dark circles nor bags under the eyes, "Well...you really don't have dark circles, alas, people are still different."

The skewers came to the table one after another. He Ruan had just eaten enough potato chips and stopped after eating a few skewers. He glanced at his phone, and there was an unread message from He Wenyuan. He Rumeng turned the phone screen In the past, put it on the table, and subconsciously took out the cigarette case with the other hand.

"Do you mind if I smoke?"

Xu Jiancheng shook his head.

He Ru took out a box of Seven Star blueberry pops, lit it, and took a sip before biting off the pops.

He Ru took a few puffs, then got up and flicked the ashes into the empty soda can.

He seems to smoke most of the time, but he is actually a little afraid of becoming addicted.

Through the smoke he exhaled, he could see Xu Jiancheng who was sitting opposite him taking a sip of soda slowly. Even in the thick smoke, Xu Jiancheng could give people a gentle and upright feeling.

Some people just sit there and do nothing, which makes people feel inexplicably at ease, Xu Jiancheng is like this.

He Si looked stunned, the feeling of depression in his heart just now was suppressed, and the soot fell and burned his hands without knowing it.

"Are you addicted to cigarettes?"

When Xu Jiancheng spoke suddenly, he seemed to be taken aback for a moment, the puff of smoke in his throat suddenly choked him, making him cough non-stop.

Xu Jiancheng followed He Si's back with one hand, and brought over the bottle of Arctic Ocean he had just opened with the other.

He Si waved his hand, "No, no, I'm not addicted to cigarettes, but sometimes it's so annoying that I can't help but smoke a cigarette or two."

Xu Jiancheng lowered his eyes.

Xu Jiancheng originally belonged to the type of boy with long, narrow eyes and aggressive eyes, but when he lowered his eyes at this time, he looked pitiful.

What makes He Xiang feel most guilty is not the fussy yelling, but the silent grievance with lowered eyebrows and downcast eyes. Xu Jiancheng is completely on He Xiang's point.

"Of course I didn't mean you were annoying," He Si said quickly, "It was my dad who sent me another message, probably urging me to go home."

Xu Jiancheng raised his wrist and looked at his watch. It was indeed getting late, "Let's go."

"Have you eaten?"

Xu Jiancheng nodded.

"Let's go" is like stuffing a cigarette butt into a can, with sparks flickering inside.

"Bye-Bye."

"Good night."

☆ see you tomorrow

When He Ruo came on Monday, Xu Jiancheng had already arrived, sitting in his seat and watching "Dubliners".

As soon as He Si took his seat, Xu Jiancheng took out a watch from the dark side of his schoolbag.

"This is your watch."

"Yes, yes, it fell at your house?"

He Xiang went home and didn't find that his watch was gone, but only remembered it when he went out this morning. This piece is a limited edition glacier gold from CASIO35th. Since he bought the watch when it was released, the price has doubled. If it is really lost It hurt him to death.

"It fell on the coffee table in the living room. You probably took the watch off when you were wiping your hands."

"Thank you!" He Si hooked Xu Jiancheng's shoulder, "If it wasn't for you, I would have bought another one!"

It hurts to think about it.

……

Today's inter-class exercises still seem to be off.

"Are you still hurt?"

"It's almost okay, just sleepy."

Xu Jiancheng nodded and said nothing.

As soon as the people in the classroom left, He Ruo immediately started to sleep with his head covered and his school uniform. He slept late yesterday, and his sleepy double eyelids turned into four eyelids during class today.

Even though the sound of gymnastics broadcasting outside was hoarse and mocking, he still slept soundly in the classroom, and he didn't seem to be able to get up until the students in the class came back.

"Why did you sleep so deeply, what time did you stay up last night?" Wu You poked He Si when he passed by who was lying on his stomach.

He Simeng moved his head slowly from his school uniform, muttered, "It's not too late", and then lay back on his stomach.

After a while, the preparatory bell for class rang, and He Xiang arched it a few more times before he reluctantly crawled out of his school uniform like a snail.

This class is a chemistry teacher's class, and chemistry teachers are generally more relaxed. He Ruan looked like he was not awake, and his hair was messed up. Xu Jiancheng handed him a glass of lemon Yakult with little ice.

What is it like: "?"

"For you."

"Wow, my son is so caring! It really is Dad's little padded jacket."

Seeing the milk tea, He Ruo suddenly lost all sleepiness.

"Little padded jacket, you are not afraid to realize prickly heat in this season."

"You are Dad's little fan in summer, and the little padded jacket in winter!"

Xu Jiancheng was speechless, "Drink quickly."

"How much is it, I'll transfer it to you."

"no need."

There is a milk tea shop not far from Lieutenant Colonel R's gate. Although they are not allowed to leave the school gate during class unless there are special circumstances, there is a gap in the fence behind the playground, which allows one person to pass sideways at a time. They sometimes sneak out to buy milk tea.

He Si was like a thief, every time the chemistry teacher took a big breath while reciting the writing on the blackboard, Bing's tears came out.

"Stop drinking," Xu Jiancheng said upon seeing this.

He Ni kept shaking his head, and the dull hair on the top of his head flickered along with it.

"He Bi, you come and answer the reaction heat released by this reaction." He Si was caught off guard and was called out, and the lemon Yakult that he had swallowed in the future almost spewed out.

"228", Xu Jiancheng reminded in a low voice.

"228kg/mol", did not forget to add the unit, He Ru silently gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

"Sit down."

After that, it seemed like I didn't dare to do it again after a class.

When the bell rang for the last class in the afternoon, Xia Lian, the head teacher, was still explaining the last reading question, He Ruo crawled on the table, hoping to get out of class quickly.

After finally finishing the reading questions, Xia Lian began to talk about the arrangements made by the grade director.

He Ru found that the liberal arts teacher always procrastinated the last class, while the science teacher was quick to cut through the mess. He could leave school within 5 minutes after the bell rang. With a lovely appearance, Xu Jiancheng was in a daze, while Li Sipei at the front desk was lying on the table and fiddling with her pink correction tape...

"Wu You called you," Xu Jiancheng suddenly elbowed him.

"what?"

Sitting in the second row, Wu You was committing crimes against the wind under Xia Lian's nose, making mouth movements like opening and closing.

"Playing ball after school?"

What is it like: "?"

"After school..."

Before Wu You could finish speaking, Xia Lian warned her with her eyes, and obediently shut her mouth.

After 15 minutes, Xia Lian finally finished speaking and could leave school.The outside of the corridor has gradually turned from lively to quiet. Everyone has left, can you not be quiet?

He Ru slowly packed his schoolbag, he was in a hurry to leave when school was over, and he didn't really want to go back after school.

"Playing?" Wu You ran over and asked

"Do you fight?"

He Si looked at Xu Jiancheng, he was wearing a double Zhan 16 today, his feet felt good, and he wanted to fight a little bit.

"beat."

Wu You put one arm around the shoulders of one person, "Let's go, I already asked someone to reserve the court in advance."

They hadn't finished a game in class one, and a gang from class two came to join in the fun and borrow the court again.

He Ru glanced, and saw the boy who was staring at him gloomily that day.

The boy stood outside the court and took off his school uniform, wearing NIKE compression pants inside and AJ shorts outside.It's just that the shoes are paired with a pair of NIKE airforces, which are exactly the same as He Xiang's pair, even the color is suede.He Ru felt a sense of absurdity in his heart, was he imitating himself?He Si quickly shook off the idea that even he himself thought was stupid.

After a while, the monitor of the second class ran over and shouted, "Zheng Dan!"

The boy turned his head, said something, and then turned around impatiently. Obviously, it was not the first time that the monitor of the second class was shaken. He patted the back of his head and walked away in embarrassment.

The first 10 minutes of playing basketball are basically warm-ups and looking for the ball.When He Ru held the ball in his right hand and crossed over the defender to jump up and dunk, Zheng Dan rushed out from nowhere and blocked the ball abruptly.

He Si was stunned for a moment, but it wasn't because Zheng Dan intercepted the ball.

It can be seen from the action that Zheng Dan should be a sports student in basketball, and his strength is stronger than himself. There is nothing to say about this.It's the rastaclat holographic rainbow reflective bracelet in his hand, which is exactly the same style as his own, but his own can't reflect light.The sense of absurdity that Zheng Dan was imitating himself that had just disappeared could not be restrained from rising from the bottom of my heart.

In daily life, there are always people around you who will unconsciously imitate your tone of voice, your mantra, and your clothes. This kind of phenomenon is mainly caused by excessive psychological inferiority or self-confidence.I don't know if Zheng Dan is overconfident in himself, or overly inferior?

At the moment when He Ruo was stunned, Zheng Dan took the opportunity to bump into him secretly.

He Xiang was so caught off guard that he snorted in a muffled voice.

Afterwards, Zheng Dan has been consciously or unconsciously guarding against He Si, and used a lot of dirty tricks.

Zheng Dan, the striker, played very bravely, and it was obvious that he was playing for real. Thinking back to the past few weeks, they played against the second class, which was like child's play. Control the ball with muscle memory.

Once a boy plays seriously, it is basically no different from hand-to-hand combat. If you think about it, a boy is strictly calculated according to the standard data, and the minimum weight is more than 180 to [-] catties, not to mention that the average height of everyone is above [-].The greater the mass, the greater the inertia. When dribbling and running, all of them have the arrogance of stock gods blocking and killing gods and Buddhas. Who can bear such a collision? Bone fractures and muscle strains are common things.

Zheng Dan and the second group were specially guarding against He Si and Xu Jiancheng.When the ball was dribbled into He Ni's hands, a group of people came to surround him. He Ni took the ball and turned around, accelerated, ran, jumped and dunked hard. The acceleration was too high.

After playing the game for more than an hour, more and more girls gathered outside the court, and finally the shouts shook the roof.For things like playing basketball, there are girls watching the boys on the court as if they have been beaten, their eyes are staring brightly, and they can't wait to use all their strengths, just to make the girls scream.

But why did he think that Zheng Dan's hands and feet were not clean and simply stopped grabbing the ball and dunking the dunk? In the end, it was Xu Jiancheng and Zheng Dan who were blocking each other. I knew that Xu Jiancheng was awesome, but I didn't expect him to be so talented. Pity.

Sports also require talent. Some people practice in summer and winter, but they are still not as good as those who are gifted with muscle power and endurance.He Sian is still more talented than the average person. He is more flexible in his hands and feet, playing and dribbling with skill, but in fact he doesn't practice much. He is often lazy, and the muscles on his arms and legs are thinner. Most people are tighter.But Xu Jiancheng is really talented. If he intends to train, it is not a problem to become a special student and enter the provincial team for training.

The overall level of class one is still relatively higher than that of class two, because an hour before the basketball game is basically a warm-up match, class one played a game first, took the lead, and finally won a little bit, surpassing class two by two points.

This ball is also the most exhausting game that He Ruo played. I was too excited to feel the pain in Zheng Dan's place when I was playing. Knowing that there must be a lot of bruising under the clothes, I have to go back and put on plasters.

After the stage, many little girls with sparkling eyes were holding a bottle of water.

Chu Dingyi also ran over, and the girl timidly handed a bottle of water to He Si.

He Ruo felt that there was a sinister gaze staring at him from behind, and when he turned his head, it was still Zheng Dan.

"No, thank you, I appreciate your kindness." He Si said warmly

The girl in front of her had a disappointed look on her face.

"Someone needs these more than I do." He Sian missed and looked at Zheng Dan.

Zheng Dan stared at him viciously, as if He Ruo had snatched the meat from his mouth, He Ruo just thought it was funny, turned his head away, and took the water glass to drink by himself.

Xu Jiancheng also followed, "There are a bunch of girls over there handing you water, why don't you go?" He Ruo asked, opening the thermos in his hand, which contained the iced Coke that he had bought on the way before going to the stadium. In order to let the cola cool down a bit, I put it in a thermos to keep it cold.

"It's boring," Xu Jiancheng took out a water glass from his schoolbag.

"Not interesting? Girls are not interesting, so what's interesting?"

Xu Jiancheng glanced at him and said nothing.

He Ru held the cup and waited for a while, until all the air in it had run out, before he began to drink. He is a die-hard fan of Feizhai happy water, and what could be happier than drinking a bottle of iced happy water after playing golf thing?

He Ru took a sip and sighed comfortably, the stupid things Zheng Dan did seemed to have gone away with the carbon dioxide in the bubbles.

"Hey", He Ruo suddenly remembered, "You can put the plaster on for me later."

Some places seem to be out of reach.

"where?"

Xu Jiancheng put down the water glass.

He Ru took out the plaster from his schoolbag, handed it to Xu Jiancheng, and then lifted the clothes on his back.

Xu Jiancheng frowned.

"What's the matter? Indecent? Everyone is male, there is nothing to be shy about."

He Si was originally thin, with two sphenoid bones protruding high, looking like a butterfly with outstretched wings, running down the spine, surrounded by bruises, some with bruised blood spots inside, Against the cold white skin, those who didn't know it thought they were going to fight.

"Zheng Dan made it?"

Why didn't he deny or affirm, "He's a sports student?"

"Ah."

He Si smiled, "Playing ball is really shady."

"Be patient."

Xu Jiancheng had already put the plaster on lightly, and He Ruo immediately took a cold breath, then bit his lower lip, and the two thin bones trembled under the skin.

"All right."

"Hey! He Xiang, what happened to you, you got hit?"

Wu You came over to express condolences with the ball.

Xu Jiancheng blocked He Si's back and helped him pull down the rolled up clothes.

"Playing ball, friction is inevitable."

He Ru picked up the schoolbag with one hand and threw it on his back, causing him to feel the pain.

"Xu Jiancheng, Xu Jiancheng, help me."

Xu Jiancheng supported He Bi's arm and walked out slowly. In fact, He Bi was not injured to this extent, but when he saw Xu Jiancheng, he somehow felt a little reassured.

"Look at how tired you two are, I'll go first." Wu You knocked the basketball into the bag and walked outside.

"Bye-Bye."

"Bye-Bye."

Both of them walked in the same direction, why didn't they want to go home so soon, so Xu Jiancheng walked slowly with him.

"Are you alright?"

Xu Jiancheng shook his head, He Bi looked at Xu Jiancheng's expression, he really didn't seem to have something to do, so he simply relied on him.

"Have you finished your homework today?"

"It's finished."

"Today's homework is very simple, and you can finish it quickly," Xu Jiancheng added later.

"Oh, really? What are you having for dinner?"

He seemed to have a conversation with Xu Jiancheng.

"do not know."

Well, this chattered the sky again, but soon Xu Jiancheng added another sentence, "I will eat whatever Auntie does."

He Ru nodded, chatting with Xu Jiancheng was like squeezing toothpaste, he squeezed, and Xu Jiancheng said nothing.

Soon the subway arrived at the station, He Ru waved to Xu Jiancheng, "I'm leaving."

"See you tomorrow."

☆, you sleep

During the recess in the morning, He Ruo was leaning on Xu Jiancheng's leg and wrangling, when he felt someone carefully tap his shoulder.

He Si looked up and saw that it was Chu Dingyi again.

The corners of He Si's originally curved mouth drooped a little, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly cooled down.He put down his left leg that was lying across Xu Jiancheng's leg, but he didn't speak.

Chu Dingyi clenched his hands into fists, and then released them again. After repeating this several times, the paper was crumpled by her.

"He Xiang, can I ask you a math problem?"

Xu Jiancheng next to him stood up, like sitting on a hill, covering Chu Dingyi in the shadow, Chu Dingyi didn't show anything on his face, but his heart was pounding with fright from Xu Jiancheng's blow.

He Si raised his head and asked Xu Jiancheng, "Where are you going?"

"Go downstairs to the store, do you have anything to bring?"

"No."

After Xu Jiancheng left, He Ru turned to look at Chu Dingyi, "Which way?"

Chu Dingyi handed him the question timidly.

He Ru took a quick glance and noticed that there was a liberal arts 16 marked on the front. This 16 is probably the question number, "Why don't you ask your math teacher or classmates?"

Chu Dingyi hesitated and mumbled beside him for a long time but couldn't speak, why didn't he wait for her to answer and said directly, "Use Lagrangian mean value theorem, you can get the answer in a few steps."

"We haven't learned Lagrange's median value theorem yet."

"The Lagrangian median theorem should not be tested in the liberal arts college entrance examination." Even so, He Xiang took out a piece of calculation paper from the desk box and started to write.

Chu Dingyi clasped her hands tightly and was sweating. She deliberately chose a definition that was not in the textbook. It would take a lot of time just to explain the content of the theorem, so that she could stay with He Si for a long time. It's been a while.

But she didn't expect He Nian to finish it so quickly. At the top, she first wrote the definition content, and then started to solve the problem. Without skipping a step, even a fool can understand it.The whole question is expressed in symbols and numbers, without using a single Chinese character.

"There is another way." Still not discouraged, Chu Dingyi took out another paper from his hand.

He Si glanced at it for a while, then took out another piece of calculation paper, first looked for the domain of definition, and then took the derivative.

After He Ruo finished solving the problem, he habitually clicked a dot next to the answer.

"The solution is over," He Ru handed the calculation paper to Chu Dingyi.

"Can I ask you questions next time?"

He Si smiled politely and did not speak. He watched Chu Dingyi leave the classroom, and the corners of his mouth drooped again. The box of cookies that Chu Dingyi gave him is still lying in the table box, and the position cannot be moved. Didn't move, let alone Kaifeng.

Before He Ruo stretched his waist, he felt the wind in the back of his head, and he was pressed down on the table.

The chattering crowd around stood still for a moment, and He Ru just said in his mind, "Fuck, who the hell is this?"

He Si waited for less than a second to make sure that the person behind was not joking with him, he kicked the table leg directly under his feet and kicked the table forward, without the support of the desk, He Si lowered his head, taking advantage of the lowering of his head For a moment, he turned back and pressed on the arm of the person behind him, so it seemed that he was not a vegetarian growing up.

The person behind obviously didn't expect He Bi to have this trick, so he was taken aback for a moment.

Zheng Dan?This idiot.

He Ruo didn't give him a chance to reach the nerve center with the reflex arc. He pulled Zheng Dan's wrist in the direction of his arms and then pushed it back. Zheng Dan's entire arm bent into an extremely unnatural posture.

Zheng Dan didn't speak, why didn't he speak.

At this time, whoever speaks first and loses his temper loses.

When Xu Jiancheng entered the classroom, he saw such a scene, raised his leg unobtrusively, and tapped Zheng Dan's knee lightly.

Zheng Dan suddenly fell to his knees without defense.

Among the crowd watching the excitement behind, someone couldn't hold back their laughter and let out rustling laughter.

"Fuck, who is it?!" Zheng Dan turned his head, his gloomy eyes swept towards the group of onlookers behind him, but the way he was kneeling in front of He Xiang now had no deterrent effect at all.

Everyone in the class laughed together.

Xu Jiancheng stood among the group of people, without avoiding his gaze, he looked straight back.

There are a bunch of people around the back of the classroom, regardless of whether they are from Class [-] or not, they all come to join in the fun. Class [-] is at the top of the corridor, and the back door is a few steps away from the big staircase, and the front door is connected to the small stairs of the escape route. It was not a big deal for people to watch the excitement. When the back door was blocked, they squeezed through the front door. A human wall surrounded He Si and Zheng Dan, and nothing could be seen from the outside.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? What are there crowds of people doing at the back of the classroom?" This class was a math teacher's class, and the math teacher shouted as loudly as He Wenyuan.

The people behind all scattered like birds and beasts.

"You wait for me." Zheng Dan said harshly

He Ruo was too lazy to beep with him, and gave him a middle finger.

"Thank you just now." He Ru stretched out his arm and put it on Xu Jiancheng's shoulder.

Xu Jiancheng didn't say a word, He Ni thought he was frightened.

"What's wrong, brother, I'm scared." He Ru put one arm around Xu Jiancheng, and crossed Erlang's legs, looking like a mountain king who robs the peasants.

"You don't want to."

He Si smiled, then patted his shoulder, and said nothing.

When discussing last night's homework in math class, Li Sipei turned around and handed him a piece of draft paper with three Coca-flavored Fuji lollipops inside.

Li Sipei blinked at him, but he didn't realize that the corners of his mouth were raised, reflecting that dimple again.

Unexpectedly, the speed of this matter fermented faster than He Xiang imagined. When He Xiang and his group went to the restaurant at noon, the eyes of the people around him were all veiled or directly directed at him, and even he went to the cafe in the restaurant to buy ice cream. Sometimes there are junior high school students who make way for him, and this treatment makes He Si a little flattered.

"Brother, you are so awesome." Wu You leaned next to him, "Unfortunately, I went to the toilet to smoke a cigarette during class break, and I missed your best scene. According to the legend, you first... "When I arrived at Wu You's place, I don't know how many versions have been derived. He seems to feel that he has been touted to the sky, and he has also been awarded the title "Brother Society He". If he doesn't move a little bit, let Zheng Dan kneel down and beg for mercy. , what other qigong can exert force remotely.

"Okay, stop, we are still science students? How can we use qigong to exert force remotely, and can the force be transmitted? It makes me look like a pyramid scheme."

"Yes, yes, power can't be passed on. Isn't this passed on by the girls in their liberal arts class. Be considerate, considerate, considerate." Wu You touched his nose, "Next time something like this happens, tell me, brother promise Let him not see the sun of tomorrow."

"I can't see the sun tomorrow, why?" He Si paused, and said again, "Is it because tomorrow will be heavy smog?"

Wu You was taken aback by He Bi's fresh and refined answer, and it took a long time before he realized it and laughed.

He Xiang wanted to continue to say something, but saw Chu Dingyi walking towards him from a distance.

"What is it like?" Chu Dingyi called him.

He Ruo pretended not to hear, his face was expressionless.

The people around knew about the incident between the few of them, and they all had an expression of watching the show, and Wu You also put away the excitement just now.

"Thank you today." Chu Dingyi stopped, but He Bi still couldn't see any emotion on his face, so Chu Dingyi could only continue to say, "I'm sorry, because I let you and Zheng Dan..."

He Ru's whole face collapsed upon hearing these words, not because he was almost beaten, but because he felt that the girl was a bit bitch without knowing it.

Chu Dingyi wanted to say something else, but He Ruo waved at Chu Dingyi directly, then walked away from her without looking sideways, and gave Wu You his meal card before leaving , "The ice cream should be cola-flavored."

In the first class in the afternoon, he seemed to be habitually sleepy again. He stretched his eyelids and wrote a note and threw it to Xu Jiancheng.

Xu Jiancheng unfolded the note, which said, "Hurry up! Poke me, I'm going to fall asleep!!"

The characters are crooked, like a few twisted centipedes, He Xiang usually writes with slender and strong, obviously he is really dozing off.

He Ru poked Xu Jiancheng with a pen, and signaled him to poke quickly, to poke hard, and he had better wake himself up!

"Go to sleep."

What is it like: "?"

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