Confessions of a retired star

"Q cloth?"

Zhu Shisi looked at the cat's eye again, and it turned out to be Q Bu. He quickly turned off the alarm and opened the locked anti-theft door.

"Good evening," Q Bu stood at the door and waved to Zhu Shisi, "I came up straight after I received your text message, are you asleep?"

Zhu Shisi also waved his hand in a daze, and replied: "...Good evening, good evening, I haven't slept yet."

Just thinking about someone, someone came, it was the first time Zhu Shisi met such a tacit understanding, and he was a little at a loss.

"Why are you holding a knife?"

Q Bu's hand was tucked into the sleeve of the beige shirt, and his index finger was exposed like a small snake, poking at Zhu Shisi's right hand.

Zhu Shisi saw that the artist's carving knife was still tightly held in his hand, and hurriedly put the knife behind his back: "I'm... just peeling fruit, come in, let's eat together."

"No," Q Bu stood still at the door, "Don't you even ask me what I'm here for? The door is easy to open. If I plot against you, won't it be easy to succeed?"

Q Bu leaned on the door frame and smiled a bit. He seemed to have just taken a shower, his hair was still a little wet, and he was pulling it back. With his beige loose shirt, there was a sense of tranquility and refreshment. Zhu Shisi looked at him completely exposed On the face that came, there was a little more infatuation in the eyes: "Are you kidding..."

"What do you think?" Q Bu scratched the hair behind his ears with his fingers, and there was a cheerful childishness in the corner of his mouth with a smirk, "Both your people and your property are very attractive."

"Especially the latter," Q Bu added, and a slightly shy laugh popped out briskly, "ah, no, it's the former."

"What?" Zhu Shisi's heartbeat speeded up quietly, and his flickering eyes moved to the bonsai behind Q Bu, "Did you come to me in the middle of the night just to say these nonsense..."

Q Bu shook his head, and groped in his trouser pocket with his left hand: "Not just for this, but also..."

"Look at the fork—!!"

Just when the two were talking nonsense that made people blush, a figure rushed out from the closed security door, and then, a handful of silver things rushed towards Q Bu from behind, Zhu Shisi had quick eyes and quick hands , grabbing Q Bu's shoulder and throwing him aside, in a second, the half-moon-shaped explosion-proof steel fork hit Zhu Shisi's waist, pushing him backwards and falling into the room.

"Hey, ah..."

When Zhu Shisi fell, he felt that the screws of the parts on the pelvis were about to fall out, and he gritted his teeth in pain.

But more importantly, at the same time that his ears were ringing from pain, he heard a curse word with "f*ck". The moment he raised his head, he saw a tall and fat man in a guard uniform coming from his flew overhead.

Yes, it is no exaggeration, the guard who assaulted him with a steel fork flew over his head in a graceful parabola, and his twirling hair was still shaken by the wind blown by the guard when he flew.

They looked at each other, one was terrified with disbelief, the other was in pain with bewilderment, the moment their gaze ended, the man's leather shoes fell off and hit Zhu Shisi on the face .

Zhu Shisi:? ? ?

Guard:? ? ?

Zhu Shisi:! ! !

Guard:! ! !

boom!With a loud noise, a lump of fat and thin pork belly weighing at least two hundred catties hit the ground, causing a wave of small-scale earthquakes.

Zhu Shisi trembled three times from the shock, took off the leather shoes between his legs in a daze, touched his sore buttocks in a daze, and turned back in a daze... Before he could turn his head in a daze, he was embraced by the rushing Q cloth .

"Evil... gangster..."

In the living room, the guard lying on the ground looked like a remnant defeated soldier who had drunk poisoned wine in ancient times, weakly supporting his body and pointing at Q Bu.

"Does it hurt from the fall?"

Q Bu completely ignored the guards, knelt beside Zhu Shisi, put his right arm around his back, and gently rubbed Zhu Shisi's sore waist from the explosion-proof fork with his left hand.

Zhu Shisi didn't think about it, and replied blankly: "It doesn't hurt."

"What about here?"

Q cloth's left hand moved backwards to the lower part of the lower back, at the position of the tailbone, and tentatively touched it with his fingertips.

Zhu Shisi was still in a dazed state: "It doesn't hurt either."

"Then...does it hurt here?"

Q Bu's five fingers stretched out to the elastic place as lightly as if scratching an itch, he didn't dare to move too much, just covered the convex surface, and stopped there.Zhu Shisi, who was checked, saw that Q Bu's mouth was a little dry, his Adam's apple was swallowing and rolling, and his breath was hotter than before. Was he a little nervous?Or... excited?

Zhu Shisi's empty and bewildered eyes suddenly focused, and the spirit that flew away returned to his body at once:

"Why doesn't it hurt? It hurts to death, okay—!"

"Ah?" Q Bu hurriedly moved his unruly left hand back to Zhu Shisi's back, hugged his left and right arms super tightly, and said in an anxious tone, "Sorry, I didn't protect you, but let you do it for me." I have suffered."

The Q cloth with the runaway mode turned on was amazingly powerful, and Zhu Shisi was trapped in his arms like a long doll whose neck was squeezed, and almost lost his breath.

"Stop, stop, let go, let me go,"

Zhu Shisi rapped on Q Bu's back as if begging for mercy, and after Q Bu let go, Zhu Shisi saw a thin glint of water in his guilt-ridden eyes.

no?The guard beat him to tears?

Zhu Shisi looked towards the living room, and saw that the guard, who had fallen and couldn't stand up, was lying next to the explosion-proof fork, staring at the two of them as if dead.

Zhu Shisi said in surprise, "You threw him in with your left hand?"

Q Bu answered honestly: "Well, I used a little ingenuity."

Zhu Shisi: "..."

Q Bu leaned over again: "Do you have traumatic medicine at home? I'll get it for you."

Zhu Shisi interrupted: "Wait a minute, I want to ask you a personal question."

Q cloth: "OK."

Zhu Shisi had a complicated expression: "Is your... savings enough to pay the medical expenses of the person behind you? I mean, if he becomes paralyzed, all subsequent expenses will need to be..."

Q Bu scratched his head: "I have 800 million on this card, is it enough? If not, I'll go home and get it."

Zhu Shisi: "..."

Okay, local tyrant, excuse me.

For the next hour, Zhu Shisi spent 10 minutes explaining the situation to the big brother guard who rushed over to perform his duties immediately after receiving the alarm, explained the misunderstanding, praised his dedication, pressed Q Bu's head, and the two They bowed ninety degrees and apologized to him together, transferred 5 yuan to him on the spot, and solemnly promised that various follow-up compensation will be in place.

After the guard brother came over, he put on his leather shoes and left Zhu Shisi's apartment with an explosion-proof fork, and Q Bu expressed his dissatisfaction. Trick, that person will be swollen for a few days at most, and will not hurt the bones.

Zhu Shisi: "??? Do you still want to use ruthless tricks?"

Q Bu: "Almost used it, but I held back."

Q Bu showed an innocent smiling face asking whether I'm great or not, begging for compliments. On his handsome face, it was really confusing.

Zhu Shisi turned his head and complained in a low voice: "Not only did he come from ancient times, he also knows martial arts, and his sense of morality is relatively weak. This person is dangerous."

Q Bu: "What?"

Zhu Shisi: "It's nothing, I still want to ask you a question."

Q cloth: "You ask."

Zhu Shisi: "What's wrong with you picking up my pajamas and touching my waist since just now?"

Zhu Shisi's eyes flicked to Q Bu's paw that was resting on his waist.

Q Bu shyly flicked his fluffy hair that slightly blocked his eyes, and looked at Zhu Shisi tenderly: "If the explosion-proof fork is on the waist, it will leave bruises. You have to show your upper body when you play He Sai. I don't want to push me away just because of you." And it affected your performance, I want to compensate you."

Zhu Shisi's heartbeat is showing signs of speeding up again. This kind of thoughtful whisper combined with Q Bu's bright and youthful expression is simply overwhelming.

"So you're rubbing my... bruises?"

"Well, I've been in fight scenes...I've been hurt and know how to deal with it."

"Oh, thank you."

Zhu Shisi went to the warm touch on his abdomen. He was restraining the temperature of his cheeks, trying not to make it turn red, and he didn't hesitate to listen to Q Bu when he changed his words.

The two sat side by side on the sofa, neither of them spoke. Zhu Shisi felt that it was not good. He only hugged her last night, and reacted without kissing. The cooling-off period has not yet passed, and he came to rub again tonight. Stomach, this progress is a bit fast?

Zhu Shisi is not yet ready to jump into this pit, not to mention that he is performing a rich inner drama here. If others only regard him as a friend, wouldn't he be embarrassed and lose his head?

"...I'll rub it myself," Zhu Shisi thought for a while, and removed the hand that was covering his abdomen with Q cloth, "It's getting late, I have an announcement tomorrow."

Q reluctantly withdrew his left hand, tucked his fingers into the long sleeve of the beige shirt, squeezed into a bulging fist, and tapped his leg: "I just wanted to come to see you tonight, but I didn't expect to bring you So much trouble, sorry."

"It's okay." Zhu Shisi touched the plaster plaster of the Q cloth comfortingly, only to find that the mobile phone number on it had been blacked out by several digits.

Is this how he doesn't leak the big star's phone?Zhu Shisi laughed quietly.

In fact, he thought this way in his heart: It’s okay, I was just worried that you didn’t reply to my text messages, but I didn’t expect you to come. I’m a little happy, but why is it such a godlike unfolding?It's a good thing the guard doesn't know that I'm a celebrity, otherwise I'd be done playing with you!

"Then I first..." "Then you are..."

After a brief silence, the two spoke at the same time.

"You speak first."

Q Bu looked at Zhu Shisi, Zhu Shisi was not polite, and asked directly: "I'm curious how you got here?"

"Oh, this," Q Bu smiled generously, "I told the cleaning old lady that I came to see my brother, and she gave me the card and stuffed me with a handful of candies."

Zhu Shisi: ...

Okay, I get it, this is a hateful world of face-seeking.

"Then I'll go first."

"it is good."

"Oh, right."

"what?"

"If you finish early tomorrow and have nothing else to do, will you come to my house?"

"Uh, this..."

"Will you? I'll wait for you."

"Look, let's see what happens."

"Yes or no?"

"...Yes, yes, okay."

Q Bu nodded in satisfaction, sat up from the sofa, happily walked a few steps with his plaster cast in his arms, then turned around, just in time to catch Zhu Shisi's eyes on him.

Zhu Shisi coughed hastily: "What, what? I said I would come."

Q Bu took out a handful of things from his trouser pocket and threw it at Zhu Shisi's hand:

"Almost forgot, I'm here to give you this."