Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

As soon as Luo Ziqing left, the chirping sound stopped, and the room suddenly became quiet.Yu Heng looked at the god sticks who had fainted and twisted on the ground, then turned around and took out a pack of pollen from the drawer and walked towards the door.He opened the pollen bag and looked at Lou Yan, "Handsome guy, wait for me in the study, I'll look for you later."

"Little brother, I'll show you the way." He Lan waved to Lou Yan.

Lou Yan glanced at Yu Heng, without asking why, picked up the vase and fish tank, and followed He Lan to the study.

After the two entered the study, Yu Heng stretched out his hand and opened the door.The warm summer wind blows in, blowing the pollen in the bag into every corner of the living room, and the shining golden powder is like the stars in the night sky.Yu Heng looked at the empty bag in his hand, thinking that the stock was running out, and it was time to buy some from Sister Hua Yao.He closed the door, took out a large wine jar from the bottom of the table and put it on the table, sat down and waited quietly for the pollen to take effect.

The pollen that Yu Heng sprinkled in the house just now is the special happy powder made by the flower demon of the other side, which can erase the memory of the demon in the panic of human beings.A few minutes later, the people lying on the ground woke up one by one, and everyone looked at Yu Heng with confused expressions.

Boss Yu immediately showed his superb acting skills of walking in the world, frowned, and said impatiently: "Go as soon as you wake up, don't drink if you can't drink, why pour down a glass!"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Okay, okay, don't think about it, go back to have lunch quickly, when you are drunk, I will hire someone."

Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, but still didn't understand what happened.

"Are you still leaving? What are you thinking about? I kindly invited you to drink, but I poured a glass. You have been sleeping with me for so long and I didn't wake you up. Isn't it interesting?"

Everyone only remembered to come and apply for the job, and they couldn't remember the rest.After being told by Yu Heng, and seeing such a big jug of wine on the table, I really thought it was Yu Heng who invited them to drink, the wine was too strong to drink to pieces.

"Since I have invited someone, I'm leaving. Thank you, Boss Yu, for the wine. It's quite delicious." The thin man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks smacked his lips, turned around and pushed the door out.

Yu Heng resisted the urge to ask him what the wine tasted like.

"Then I'll go too, thank you boss for the drink, this drink is quite strong!"

Yu Heng waved his hand, "It's all right, you're welcome, we're just friends."

"No wonder I feel dizzy, so I drank too much alcohol." The middle-aged man in a suit rubbed his head and walked out the door.

Yu Heng held back his laughter, big brother, your dizziness is because you knocked on the corner of the table just now.

Everyone left one after another, Yu Heng heaved a sigh of relief, and straightened the crooked tables and chairs in the living room.He stretched himself, he didn't sleep well in the morning, and after so much trouble, he was extremely tired now.But there was still someone waiting in the study, so he couldn't leave it alone. Just as he was about to walk to the study, before he had taken two steps, the door opened behind him, and a gentle voice came: "Hello, I am Hangzhou, the Three Realms Order Bureau." Shangguan Nan from the special investigation team of the sub-bureau, please come with me."

Yu Heng stopped in his tracks, his brows furrowed and then gradually relaxed. He put on a bright smile and turned around, "Officer, do you want some tea on a hot day?"

The moment the eyes of the two met, both sides were surprised.

"You are... that koi without demonic power?" Shangguan Nan opened his eyes wide with surprise.

Yu Heng: "..."

Shangguan Nan tidied up his police uniform, and said softly, "Don't you remember? I'm that bat. We chatted in the car."

The corner of Boss Yu's mouth curled up, "How could I not remember such a handsome officer as Shangguan?"

"You can just call me Nan," he smiled. "Just now someone said that you saw a ghost at your place. What's the matter?"

"Who said that? Don't listen to his nonsense." Yu Heng poured a cup of herbal tea and handed it to Shangguan Nan. He lied without blushing and heartbeat. It's a business. So let people pretend to be ghosts to test them, how could they all be so frightened."

"Is that so..." Shangguan Nan walked around the living room without finding any clues, "What kind of store do you open?"

"Taobao store, Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store, have you heard of it?"

"Huh?" Shangguan Nan's eyes lit up, he walked to the table and put down the teacup, and said in a warm voice, "I have bought a lot of things in the store, and I have always wanted to meet the boss himself, but I didn't expect it to be you, what a fate."

Hearing what Shangguan Nan said, Yu Heng had a clue in his heart, and continued to fool around: "I am a transporter, how could there be a ghost at home, the employee who pretended to be a ghost just now is in the study, if you don't trust me, Nan, I will Call him out to show you."

Seeing Yu Heng's sincere face, Shangguan Nan waved his hands quickly, "No need, it's my first day at work, I heard that the wind is raining, so I'm really bothering you."

Yu Heng took advantage of the victory and pursued, "It's unnecessary to talk about this since we're all friends, why don't you stay for a meal at noon?"

Shangguan Nan still looked lukewarm, "Thank you, but I still have a case to be busy on the East Street, so I won't eat for now. I will treat you to dinner another day."

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

Shangguan Nan got up and walked to the door. Just as he was about to open the door, he suddenly turned his head and asked, "You haven't told me your name yet."

Boss Yu smiled, "Yu Heng."

Shangguan Nan showed a pair of small canine teeth, "A Yu, see you next time."

"See you next time."

In the study room, Lou Yan sat at the table and looked at a book that had been flipped through countless times, the pages were slightly curled up.He Lan lay on the window sill, staring at a small red-gold fish in the glass fish tank, and stirred it with his fingers.The little koi is not afraid of life, no matter how He Lan stirs it, it still lies on the bottom of the water and ignores people.He Lan pursed her lips and flicked the fish tank twice. The little koi flicked its tail, jumped up from the water and bit He Lan's finger.

He Lan: "..."

The study door was pushed open, Boss Yu walked in with a sleepy face, he went straight to Lou Yan, yawned, "What are you looking at?"

"your book."

"My book?" Yu Heng couldn't figure it out as soon as he was sleepy, "What book am I?"

"Master Shangxian, please be gentle." Lou Yan's voice did not fluctuate.

Yu Heng shuddered and suddenly became sober.

What!He took the book and looked at it, his old face turned red instantly.This "Master Shangxian, Take it easy" is written by Lou Jingtu and Yu Yanshu's little Huang Wen. There are all kinds of large-scale fragrant meat in it. He has been hiding them well. How could they come to the study? !

Yu Heng's hand holding the book was trembling, "You, what did you see?"

"31 pages."

31 pages? 31 pages! ! !

Yu Heng lowered his head and just saw the 31 pages that had been turned over. The words and sentences were very straightforward and unsightly:

"Honey, I still want it." Lou Jingtu lightly bit Yu Yanshu's ear.

"Well~ don't come, my waist is so sore."

"But it's still so long before dawn." Lou Jingtu held Yu Yanshu's wrist and pressed down on it.

"Ah, you are good or bad, take it easy, thinking about these things all day long."

"Of course I miss you, baby."

"Um~ah~ exerting strength~it's great~"

"..."

At this time, Boss Yu's cheeks were hot and his eyes were wandering. For the first time in his life, he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.If he is asked to tell pornographic jokes in front of everyone, he will definitely be able to talk freely without blushing or heartbeat, making the audience burst into laughter.But when a man, such a handsome man, found out his secret of reading erotic porn books, somehow, he couldn't get thick-skinned anymore.

"Then, what..." Yu Hengqiang pretended to be calm, "This book is not mine, where did it come from? Ah! I know, it must be Lao Bai who forgot to take it away when he came here last time. Really, why bother?" Lose everything!"

Facing the show boss who asked and answered by himself, Lou Yan didn't point it out, but cooperated with the performance, "I know it's not yours."

"You really believe it's not mine?"

Lou Yan nodded sincerely.

"Good staff, I'll add chicken legs to your lunch!" Yu Henggan walked out with a smile, "Then I threw the book away, and I'll be back later."

"Okay." The corner of Lou Yan's mouth lightly raised.

Yu Heng trotted to the bedroom to hide the book, and washed his face with cold water. After making sure that the blush on his face had completely subsided, he dawdled back to the study.He Lan was still concentrating on teasing the little koi, and had no idea how embarrassing the scene just happened.

"Cough, I have already thrown the book into the trash can."

"I know." Lou Yan said.

"Then... let's get down to business, I don't have any spare room for you. He Lan lives in the study. My bedroom is quite big, but..."

"I do not mind."

Yu Heng:? ? ?

"Just one bed..." Yu Heng thought for a while, his single bed could not fit two people, but it's too hot for two men to sleep together in summer.

"We can be together, I'm not squeamish."

Yu Heng:? ? ?

"You can sleep on the ground..."

"I'm sick." The implication was that he couldn't sleep on the floor.

"..."

Yuheng also didn't want to sleep on the floor, the room was humid all the year round, and there were often big cockroaches crawling on the ground at night.

"Okay, let's squeeze first." Boss Yu finally gave in, "I'll buy you a bed when I go to the street tomorrow, and the bed money can be deducted from your salary, right?"

"can."

"..." The promise was really happy.

As soon as money was mentioned, Yu Heng suddenly thought of the two golden bars that Lou Yan threw to Luo Ziqing, and was puzzled, "I think you are very rich. There are not many people who can have gold bars in this era."

"Saved up before."

"Then how do you say that flowers and fish are all your belongings? I thought you were too poor to get rid of the pot, so you came here to apply for the job."

Lou Yan's tone was flat: "Money is something outside of the body."

"..."

Yu Heng felt that this person in front of him was really amazing, he was obviously taciturn, but every word he said could choke him to death.

"By the way, you just said you were sick? What kind of sickness?"

"fine."

"Huh?" Boss Yu rolled his eyes, "Then do you have a health certificate?"

"No."

"That's impossible. Working in my store requires a health certificate. Hold out your hand and I'll show you."

When Lou Yan didn't move, Yu Heng took the initiative to hold his hand.Lou Yan's hands are beautiful, with well-defined knuckles, neatly trimmed nails, and soft hands.Yu Heng pressed his fingers on his pulse, and after a while, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.Lou Yan's pulse condition is very weak, it is the pulse condition that only people who are weak and sick all the year round will have.

"The year of Ding Chou, the month of Ding You, the day of Guimao, and the time of Wei, are you a boy?"

Lou Yan didn't speak.

Yu Heng has been in the human world for a hundred years, and has dabbled in a wide range of fields, especially in Fengshui metaphysics and fortune-telling. He used to have nothing to do and learned it from an old human being.

"Looking at your reaction, you know that you are a boy?" Yu Heng withdrew his hand and stared at Lou Yan.

"know."

Yu Heng sighed, suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Lou Yan, it turned out to be the boy's life.He just calculated that Lou Yan would not live to be 23 years old.But now Lou Yan is 21 years old.Yu Heng does not intend to continue this topic, telling a person when he will die is unreasonable and too cruel.

"Is the red line on your neck born with it?" Yu Heng pointed to the delicate red lines on Lou Yan's white and tender neck that seemed to be tattooed.

"Natural." Lou Yan replied.

"Naturally..." Yu Heng fell into deep thought.

Most of the people with boy life are the reincarnation of the gods in the sky.Some Tongziming people can see ghosts through psychics, but this is the first time Yu Heng has seen someone like Lou Yan who can both see ghosts and catch ghosts so well.There are folk rumors that people with birthmarks are born with birthmarks. Those with birthmarks on their hands are minor officials in the sky, and those with birthmarks on their heads are high officials. What about those with birthmarks on their necks?Yu Heng was suddenly curious about what Lou Yan did in the sky in his previous life.

"I'm hungry, I'll order takeaway, what do you want to eat?" Yu Heng looked at Lou Yan.

"what did you eat?"

"Me? I eat fish, what about you?"

Yu Heng is a koi carp, but he likes to eat fish, steamed, braised, sweet and sour, he never tires of eating it.

"Just like you."

"Okay, I'll order food. Helan doesn't eat fish, and I can't eat it myself. Fortunately, you are here, so you can share some for me, so as not to waste it."

"Okay." There was a deep smile in Lou Yan's eyes.

Because He Lan only eats petals, Yu Heng has always been alone at the dinner table for many years.Boss Yu didn't care about this kind of thing before. For him, it's the same for several people. The rice is still the same bowl of rice, and the dishes are still the same dish.But there was one more person at the dinner table today, and Yu Heng still felt a subtle difference.How to describe this difference?To be specific, I ate an extra bowl of rice than usual.

He is good-looking, so it is better to eat, right?

Fish Boss thought.

After dinner, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon. Since he had to work at night, Yu Heng took a shower and went back to his room to catch up on sleep.

Lou Yan's life is very monotonous, watering the flowers, feeding the fish and looking for people everywhere.But now that the person has been found, there are only two things Lou Yan can do.

……

At night, the lights are dim.

As usual, Yu Heng was sitting in the study making transshipment items.He Lan, a little Mung Bean Sprout with a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early, rarely stayed awake today, yawning and playing with the little koi in the glass tank, but the little koi still ignored him.

"Boss, little brother Lou's fish is so cold, no matter how I tease him, he ignores me."

"He may be shy of strangers." Yu Heng was wearing a peach blossom transfer bracelet.

"I don't know... Hey, by the way, boss, during the day you said that little brother Lou is a boy's life, what do you mean?"

Yu Heng was at the critical juncture of finishing, so he didn't have time to explain to He Lan, "There is a white paper on the top shelf, you can read it yourself."

He Lan pouted, and small green sprouts slowly grew on her head.The little green seedling grew longer and longer, swayed upwards and climbed to the bookshelf, and finally entangled the white paper that Yu Heng was talking about, and brought the book down.He opened the white paper and found an explanation about "children's life". While reading it, he said: "First, people who have a boy's life are more beautiful than ordinary people. This is right, little brother Lou is very good-looking."

"Second, weak and sick..." He Lan thought for a while, "Even though Little Brother Lou is tall, he looks a little sick!"

"Three, smart... Little Brother Lou does look quite smart."

"Fourth, it might be hell... Brother Lou can do it!"

"Five, the lifespan is not long..." He Lan frowned, "Huh?"

"Six, homosexual orientation, strong sexual desire..." Little Mung Doujing was puzzled again, "What is homosexual orientation? Sexual desire? What is sexual desire?"

"Pa—" the bracelet in Yu Heng's hand broke.

"Xiao Lan, it's time for you to sleep." Yu Heng reminded.

"I'm really sleepy. Good night, little fish." He Lan turned into a mung bean, jumped into the flowerpot, and before going to sleep, asked in a daze, "Boss, how long do you think Brother Lou can live?"

Yu Heng put down the bracelet, looked at the lights of thousands of houses outside the window, and felt emotional in his heart, "Xiao Lan, you and I are both monsters, so we should understand better than humans, life or death, but the way of existence is different."

……

After finishing the last order, it was already late at night.After taking a shower, Yu Heng put on a loose vest and went back to the bedroom.Ever since Miss Tiantian was captured by Lou Yan, Boss Yu lost an automatic light in this way.He turned on the phone light and came to the bed, the quilt had already been laid, Lou Yan slept on the outside, in a regular sleeping position, her beautiful eyes were closed, and her soft hair was a little messy.Yu Heng was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, and Ben didn't have the energy to think about anything else, so he sank on the bed and fell asleep.

A few minutes later, Lou Yan opened his eyes, sat up and said softly, "Yanshu."

The people around him had already entered a state of deep sleep, sprawled in all directions, motionless.

The cold moonlight penetrated into the room from the window, Lou Yan gently turned Yu Heng over, opened his vest, revealing his smooth white back.

"Yanshu." Lou Yan stretched out his hand towards Yu Heng's back, and the moment his fingers were about to touch the skin, five red and gold koi fish instantly appeared, glowing and swimming on Yu Heng's back.

Lou Yan frowned slightly.

A group of red shadows flashed in from the window, and the man was full of surprise, "How is it possible? How can the mark of the demon king still exist!"

The author has something to say: It's been a long time.

Then every day in the future, it is estimated that the update may be later.

Then, although the attack life is limited, it will not be abused.