His Overlord Omega

Chapter 57 The Rainbow Farts of the Concubines

The warm sunshine in the morning shone on Zhang Han's black hair, and the air seemed to be filled with a faint sweet fragrance.

Zhang Han woke up naturally after falling asleep. When he woke up, Song Yang had already gone to court. Zhang Han rubbed his sore waist and looked at the western wall clock. It's time to greet the empress.

Zhang Han patted his head. He felt very annoying. In the real world, he used to be very tired from getting up early in the morning to filming movies and going to the company. Tian went to make false claims with the Queen's gang.

The breakfast Song Yang prepared for him was placed on the dining table, and Zhang Han hurriedly finished the meal, then got up and sat in the sedan chair.

It's a pity, Song Yang spent more than half an hour cooking the porridge for himself, but he didn't have time to taste it, Zhang Han muttered in his heart.

Sitting in the bumpy sedan chair, Zhang Han rubbed his temples, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Alas... I thought that the imperial concubine Gua passed away, and the harem could still be quiet. Alas, I'm afraid there will be more troubles in the future."

System: "Are you worried that the concubine will make a comeback and bear her grudge to retaliate against you?"

Zhang Han smiled slightly: "He? No way, with his brain, he is just a puppet in the Queen's hands, just a clown."

System: "So, what you're really afraid of is the Queen's volatilization of Nala Zhaodi?"

Zhang Han: "It's hard to say that I'm afraid. With Song Yang around, why should I be afraid of him?"

System: "..." I was caught off guard by a big mouthful of cold dog food!

Zhang Han: "I just think it's really annoying for them to frame this and that all day long, and they're also doing a lot of framing."

"No wonder when I played the emperor in Gongdou drama, the screenwriter insisted on setting me up as a fool. It seemed a simple planting, but I couldn't see through it, and even wronged the heroine. Now it seems... ..Without the audience's God's perspective, it is really not an easy task to really participate in the palace fight and to distinguish right from wrong."

The system looked at Zhang Han with a look of relief: "..." Zai'er, when you grow up, you can understand the philosophy of life from the bloody palace fights.

One person, one system didn't say a few words, and the empress's volatile palace arrived.

When getting off the sedan chair, perhaps the bearer couldn't lift it stably, and after a jolt, the sedan chair suddenly fell to the ground.The shock made Zhang Han's stomach ache, he gasped abruptly, and his eyebrows furrowed involuntarily.

Qingsi, Zhang Han's close palace servant, immediately reprimanded him: "How can you carry a sedan chair that doesn't have eyes, and fall on our lady?"

Several porters immediately knelt on the ground to make amends, complaining endlessly.

Zhang Han is in a hurry to pay his respects. Imperial Concubine Gua is dead, and Wei Changzai has a miscarriage. I am afraid that the queen and the others will be very clear about who they will deal with next. Zhang Han does not want to be late to pay his respects at this juncture. .

Zhang Han hurriedly said: "That's all, I'm not hurt, Qingsi, why do you have to make trouble with them."

Seeing that the concubine Xiang didn't pursue it, several bearers kowtowed to thank her.

Qingsi pouted, wanted to say something, but endured it, and followed Zhang Han into the hall.

Other empresses are delicate and have to be supported by the palace when they walk. My Xiangfei empress is different. She doesn't need help when she walks, she doesn't need help when she changes clothes and bathes, and she doesn't even let anyone enter her bedroom. She always cleans it by herself.I was knocked down today, but I didn't even pursue it.Qingsi murmured in her heart that the concubine Xiangfei looks cute and soft, but she has a temper after all.

Zhang Han felt a little strange. Although his physical fitness was poor in this world, he was not to the point where he would feel obvious pain when bumping and bumping.

Zhang Han wondered, could it be that he was too active last night?

It's all to blame Song Da|Diao, I said no, but he insisted on coming, hum!See how I deal with him when I go back at night.

After thinking about it, after entering the palace, Zhang Han saluted with the empress, and then sat down safely. There was nothing wrong with all the etiquette.

Zhang Han looked around, and found that Wei Changzai hadn't come, probably he was still lying on his bed.

The Empress had a good "self-examination" about Wei Changzai's loss of his son yesterday.

Why would there be a large swarm of bees in the harem? , to help the emperor prolong his heirs...

"Empress, how can I blame you for this, it's obvious that he was careless and insisted on coming..."

"Empress, don't worry, this Wei Changzai is so stupid that he can't even protect his own dragon fetus. The emperor can't blame you."

"Empress, you are indeed a model of motherhood in the world. With the protection of the empress's wings, the concubines will be able to serve the emperor better and add incense to the royal family..."

Sentences of compliments to the empress and empress Wei Changzai, who had just lost his beloved son, came out of the mouths of these concubines.

Zhang Han: Hehe.

He finally knew what the word hypocrisy meant.

Thanks to the empress empress' demonstration, Zhang Han felt that when he returned to the real world, his acting skills would definitely improve. At the very least, he felt that he could play the role of Xinji Boy well, and his acting skills had been greatly expanded. ! "

If Zhang Han hadn't known about Wei Chang's miscarriage, he might have been deceived by the Queen's face.

And how many of those concubines who are blowing rainbow farts so loudly are really stupid, and how many are pretending to be stupid?Zhang Han didn't know either.

The queen said: "The emperor's child is gone, it must be very sad, I hope everyone will work harder, get pregnant with a dragon fetus as soon as possible, and work hard to prolong the emperor's heirs."

"Yes, the courtiers and concubines would like to follow the teachings of the empress," the voices came and went.

However, Zhang Han wanted to laugh when he heard it, why, can you still earn experience points after abortion? I am afraid that there will be no dragon fetuses to earn your experience points, so you keep urging me here?

While talking, the empress's palace servants came in with an assortment of pastries.

The queen waved her hand and said, "A few new western cooks have arrived in the palace these days, and I ordered them to make western pastries for everyone to try."

The palace people used exquisite trays to hold the pastries, placed them on the small tables of the concubines, and then retreated one after another.

"Thank you, empress." The concubines thanked you.

The queen just nodded her head slightly, showing a little courtesy.

Zhang Han looked at the cakes on the tray, they were very delicate. Since he entered the world under the black chalk, he had never eaten any cakes. Normally, he should really want to eat them right now.But he only felt an inexplicable nausea, and he didn't want to swallow it.

Zhang Han wasn't worried that the queen would poison the pastry. If he really did that, he couldn't tell the difference. The queen couldn't be that stupid.

After noticing the eyes of the queen and concubine wah looking at him, Zhang Han couldn't refuse, so he could only bite the bullet and eat it.

After taking only two bites, Zhang Han's stomach turned upside down, and the nausea went up, and something rushed to his throat...

Wow!

Zhang Han couldn't hold back, and vomited out all of a sudden.

It was still Qingsi who had sharp eyes and quick hands, seeing that his wife seemed uncomfortable, so he quickly took the spittoon to catch it, so as not to stain the empress's carpet.

Zhang Han almost only drank a few sips of the porridge that Song Yang made for himself in the morning, so the vomit had no smell.

Seeing this, wah slapped the table and jumped up, her fat body shook the hall.

"Xiangfei, what do you mean by throwing out the cakes that the empress gave you? Why, are you mocking the empress?"

The queen didn't pursue it, and he frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

Zhang Han was so uncomfortable that he could hardly speak, so he could only wave his hands again and again, indicating that he didn't mean it that way.

Wow, I don't care, he just needs to make himself happy.

"He also said no, empress, he just thinks he is the biggest in the entire harem besides you, so he doesn't take you seriously."

"Perhaps...he was the one who killed the imperial concubine eating melons (posthumous title of concubine melons)!"

"Shut up!" The queen's face changed, "The emperor said that no mention of the death of the melon-eating imperial concubine is allowed in the palace. Have you forgotten all of this?"

Wow concubine closed her mouth resentfully, feeling even angrier in her heart.

He stomped his feet in anger, and Zhang Han was worried that his elephant leg would smash the floor into a big hole.

Pointing at Zhang Han with his fleshy fingers, he said viciously, "Hmph! You have the ability to spit it out, and you have the ability to swallow it back!"

"Hey..."

Zhang Han felt a little better just now, and was disgusted by his words again, Zhang Han vomited more fiercely than before.

He didn't eat much, and what he vomited now was basically the acid water in his stomach.

"Hmph! It's disgusting. I really don't know how the emperor fell in love with this little fox." After finishing speaking, he covered his mouth with his embroidered handkerchief, and slapped it in disgust.

The surrounding concubines, big and small, also imitated the wow concubine's appearance, making expressions of disgust to express their position.

Queen: "Okay, okay, everyone, stop arguing, wow, you are too, Xiangfei is still suffering, what are you talking about?"

After all, the queen ordered to her personal worker: "What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and ask for the imperial physician."

"Yes" the palace man hastily withdrew.

"Thank you, Empress, for your concern." Zhang Han wiped the corners of his mouth, Qingsi helped Zhang Han to stand up, "It's just that the concubine is really afraid of dirtying your volatile hall, empress, and wants to go back to the palace to rest first."

The queen's face was not very good-looking, and he faintly felt that the thing he was most worried about in the past six months was about to come true.

However, he soon smiled again.

The queen took Zhang Han's hand, and said with a smile: "Whether this palace is clean or not, my sister's health is not as important. My sister can rest assured and wait for the imperial doctor to come."

Zhang Han's heart tightened, for some reason, he had a bad premonition...

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