His Overlord Omega
Chapter 49 Concubine Coffee's Beauty Trick
However, the queen quickly calmed down. In the final analysis, it was Concubine Xiang who wanted to kill someone. Compared with this, Concubine Ka slapped Concubine Xiang twice in the face is nothing. He is confident that he can hold on emperor.
This concubine coffee is really a wretch|poor|waste, the emperor was so frightened that he lost his soul, he couldn't even explain himself, the queen shook her head lightly, and lowered her voice to remind concubine coffee:
"Concubine Coffee, why don't you explain to the emperor what's going on today."
Concubine Coffee finally understood, Concubine Xiang first slapped him into the lake first, so what if she slapped him twice?He hurriedly knelt and crawled to Song Yang, weeping and wiping away his tears: "Your Majesty, to be honest, this evening, Concubine Xiang became murderous towards my concubine, and even slapped her into the lake with a slap. If you want to take the opportunity to drown your concubines, if you don’t believe me, look at it.”
After finishing speaking, Concubine Coffee raised his dark cheeks and pointed to Song Yang, "Look, Your Majesty, the two blood marks on the concubine's face are evidence. Say, if he disfigures the concubine, the concubine, concubine, How will the concubine serve the emperor in the future? Boom~"
Song Yang: "..." As long as you look like this, disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery.
Concubine Coffee's plump body was half up, holding Song Yang's leg with both hands, "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for others."
Song Yang silently glanced at Concubine Ka's elephant legs and bucket waist, then glanced at Zhang Han's thin figure who was being administered medicine by the imperial physician. "You can pull it down, there is still someone in this world who can blow you away?"
"Your Majesty," Concubine Coffee saw that there was nothing she could do, so she took out her trump card: beauty trap.
He knew very well the reason why a hero is sad about a beauty, so he cried and made trouble, but the emperor still couldn't make up his mind to deal with Concubine Xiang.Concubine Coffee thought to herself that her beauty trick must not be in place, so she boldly pouted her fat sausage mouth and kissed Song Yang.
Song Yang: "..." Wow!
With a muffled sound of "啪——", almost instantly, the eyes of everyone in the volatile hall were firmly attracted to them. In the next second, Concubine Coffee's strong body fell heavily on the floor, and the hall was all shocked. Then trembled three times.
Concubine Coffee was stunned for a moment, but then she came to her senses. She covered her face and yelled, "Your Majesty, you actually hit this concubine. How can you hit me, the one who is on top of your heart, woo woo woo blah blah blah blah blah..."
Like Concubine Coffee is obviously not what Song Yang said. Song Yang can guess very well. Before he and Zhang Han crossed over, the emperor in this world was most likely to have a very strong taste.
Song Yang was already tired after reviewing official affairs all day long, and his brain would be blown up if he tossed about him again. Song Yang didn't mean to slap him just now, it was too much visual stimulation for Song Yang. So big that it triggered Song Yang's body's instinctive self-protection mechanism.
"Help him up," Song Yang rubbed his temples wearily with the knuckles of his fingers.
"Your Majesty, you are partial to this little foxy girl. Since he came, you have turned to him in everything and doted on him in everything. You, you don't love concubines anymore, blah blah blah blah." Concubine Coffee sat on the chair, flailing about with her hands and feet.
Song Yang couldn't bear it anymore: "...shut up!"
The queen thought that Concubine Coffee is really an idiot, and the most important thing now is to get rid of Concubine Xiang as soon as possible because Concubine Xiang is suspected of killing him, but she let Concubine Coffee bring the topic to his grandma's house.It seems that you still have to come forward yourself.
"Your Majesty, you just said that you don't believe someone can blow Concubine Coffee away, but you saw it just now, didn't you just slap him away?"
Song Yang: "..."
"So, don't look at Concubine Coffee's plump figure, but since you can slap her away with a single slap, Concubine Xiang is also possible."
Song Yang sighed, thinking why the queen would come here to make trouble, and usually thought he was steady, why is he now talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"I'm the emperor, so I'm strong and strong, so of course I can, but Xiang Fei is so thin, how can she do it?"
"Hey, Your Majesty, you can't say that. If you don't try, how will you know if Concubine Xiang can slap Concubine Coffee?" The queen stood beside Song Yang, laughing.
"That's right," Concubine Coffee probably felt that she had finally found a way to bring down Concubine Xiang in one fell swoop, and Hei Bulongdong's little black eyes almost burst out, "Your Majesty, we have to let that little | Come and try it, let him slap your concubines in front of you, and then you can prove that he can slap your concubines away with a single slap!" He spoke confidently.
Song Yang was shocked.
Zhang Han: "No smoking."
Concubine Coffee stood up cursingly, grabbed Zhang Han's skirt, and said viciously: "Don't think that you can hide your crime by doing this, get up for me, today, you have to smoke if you smoke, and you don't have to if you don't smoke." Gotta smoke!"
"Do you smoke?"
Don't smoke, don't smoke, don't smoke, I don't smoke, what can you do to me?Zhang Han shook his head like a rattle.
Concubine Coffee was so angry that she grabbed Zhang Han's skirt, shook Zhang Han vigorously, and shouted angrily, "Will you smoke or not!!!"
Zhang Han foamed at the mouth: "...Okay, this is what you said."
"Your Majesty," Concubine Coffee walked forward, holding Zhang Han's arm, overjoyed.
"Chenqie will let him draw it to you in person now, to prove that Chenqie thinks that he is not lying. He is the one who dragged Chenqie into the lake with the intention of drowning him."
Concubine Coffee was very proud, no matter whether Concubine Xiang could fly herself or not, as long as Concubine Xiang made a move later, she would automatically "fly" out, wouldn't she be able to successfully put the pot of shit on Concubine Xiang's head.
There was a hint of a smile on the corner of the queen's mouth.Song Yang, on the other hand, was so shocked by Concubine Coffee's brain circuit that he couldn't speak a word.
After a while, he frowned and asked, "Concubine Ka, do you have to make things like this?"
Concubine Coffee said coquettishly, "You needn't say it, Your Majesty, this concubine has made up her mind... This concubine knows that the emperor is feeling sorry for this concubine, so he wants to stop it."
"I hate it. If you are worried about others, just say it. Why are you still like this, your majesty? You obviously love him so much, but you still say things that don't care about your concubines..."
Song Yang: "..."
I feel sorry for my Zhang Han's hand. Hey, can you, a supporting role, stop adding so much drama to yourself!
Concubine Coffee stood up straight, closed her eyes, stretched her face in front of Zhang Han, and shouted, "You smoke!" in a loud voice with a kind of vigor of death.
Zhang Han took a deep breath and raised his hands, "Roll over, little spinning top!"
"Snapped--"
For a thousandth of a second, these things happen almost simultaneously.Song Yang felt sorry for Zhang Han's hand, and frowned and turned his face away.The queen keenly noticed the emperor's movements and expressions, and she was secretly happy. It seemed that the emperor didn't like Concubine Xiang to such an extent that she couldn't help herself. At least, he still felt sorry for Concubine Coffee.
After the sound of applause completely dissipated, Concubine Ka opened her eyes, although it didn't seem to make any difference whether his eyes were open or not.
Concubine Ka grabbed a palace man next to her in a dizzy state, and asked, "Did I get thrown away, ah, didn't I, I want to ask you something."
Zhang Han looked at Concubine Coffee who was as immobile as a mountain in front of him: "...Sorry, you are too big, I can't move."
Concubine Coffee regretted in her heart, she just forgot that she flew out just now, he seemed to be greatly stimulated: "I don't believe you are lying, Your Majesty, he must have deliberately not used all his strength, this time he can't do it Count."
Song Yang: "Then what else do you want?"
"You, keep pumping, you must use all your strength this time!" Concubine Coffee ordered.
Zhang Han shook his hand, feeling really hurt, he wondered if the concubine's face was made of city walls, didn't he feel the pain?
"What are you doing in a daze, you smoke!"
Zhang Han: "...roll over, baby cow!"
Snapped--
Still motionless.
The palace people in the main hall couldn't bear to look any longer, and turned away their faces one after another.
The queen even wanted to let Concubine Ka use this method to abolish Concubine Xiang's hand.
Concubine Coffee once again forgot to fly out by herself.
Concubine Coffee said that she was really wronged.
"Use your strength!" Concubine Coffee roared angrily.
Zhang Han is also very wronged, I really tried my best, but I just can't fly you, what can I do.
Concubine Ka was convinced, and thought to herself, did this Concubine Xiang grow up eating cat food? Since she is so petite, how could he not be able to blow herself away?
If it doesn't work once, do it again, the iron pestle can still be ground into a needle.
If Zhang Han can't fly himself, he can only rely on himself.
He didn't believe Tara Kawaii, and he couldn't fly even once?
"Come again!" Concubine Coffee ordered.
"it is good......"
Pa——, at the moment that the voice thought of, Concubine Ka seized the opportunity, screamed and soared into the air, and fell two meters away, which was comparable to the standing long jump of contemporary junior high school students.
Zhang Han: "..." The acting is so fake.
Song Yang was dumbfounded, he was thinking, he would not dare to make Zhang Han angry in the future, this guy can send people flying with a single slap, how dare he quarrel with Zhang Han?
Concubine Coffee covered her swollen face, her eyes were full of disbelief.
I succeeded?I finally made it, yeah yeah yeah!
If the queen hadn't given him a timely look, he would have stood up and yelled almost immediately.
"Your majesty, look, Xiangfei can indeed slap a concubine with a single slap.
The concubine has so many witnesses and evidence, it can be seen that the concubine was indeed slapped by him and flew into the lake with the intention of drowning.
Your Majesty, you have to be the master for your concubines, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Why did it come again? Song Yang got a headache from being quarreled with.
Weird, Song Yang thought angrily.
"Your Majesty, now the truth about this incident finally came to light. Concubine Coffee was quite frightened this time, so you have to comfort him well."
Song Yang: Hehe, I am the one who was surprised.
"Since Concubine Xiang has indeed slapped Concubine Coffee away with a slap and deliberately murdered Concubine Xiang, in my opinion, it is better to concubine Xiang..."
"No!" Song Yang stood up as soon as he slapped the table.
The author has something to say:
The little angels asked me to save up some articles, and I want to participate in the daily event from the [-]st to the [-]th of next month.Hee hee hee
This concubine coffee is really a wretch|poor|waste, the emperor was so frightened that he lost his soul, he couldn't even explain himself, the queen shook her head lightly, and lowered her voice to remind concubine coffee:
"Concubine Coffee, why don't you explain to the emperor what's going on today."
Concubine Coffee finally understood, Concubine Xiang first slapped him into the lake first, so what if she slapped him twice?He hurriedly knelt and crawled to Song Yang, weeping and wiping away his tears: "Your Majesty, to be honest, this evening, Concubine Xiang became murderous towards my concubine, and even slapped her into the lake with a slap. If you want to take the opportunity to drown your concubines, if you don’t believe me, look at it.”
After finishing speaking, Concubine Coffee raised his dark cheeks and pointed to Song Yang, "Look, Your Majesty, the two blood marks on the concubine's face are evidence. Say, if he disfigures the concubine, the concubine, concubine, How will the concubine serve the emperor in the future? Boom~"
Song Yang: "..." As long as you look like this, disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery.
Concubine Coffee's plump body was half up, holding Song Yang's leg with both hands, "Your Majesty, you have to make decisions for others."
Song Yang silently glanced at Concubine Ka's elephant legs and bucket waist, then glanced at Zhang Han's thin figure who was being administered medicine by the imperial physician. "You can pull it down, there is still someone in this world who can blow you away?"
"Your Majesty," Concubine Coffee saw that there was nothing she could do, so she took out her trump card: beauty trap.
He knew very well the reason why a hero is sad about a beauty, so he cried and made trouble, but the emperor still couldn't make up his mind to deal with Concubine Xiang.Concubine Coffee thought to herself that her beauty trick must not be in place, so she boldly pouted her fat sausage mouth and kissed Song Yang.
Song Yang: "..." Wow!
With a muffled sound of "啪——", almost instantly, the eyes of everyone in the volatile hall were firmly attracted to them. In the next second, Concubine Coffee's strong body fell heavily on the floor, and the hall was all shocked. Then trembled three times.
Concubine Coffee was stunned for a moment, but then she came to her senses. She covered her face and yelled, "Your Majesty, you actually hit this concubine. How can you hit me, the one who is on top of your heart, woo woo woo blah blah blah blah blah..."
Like Concubine Coffee is obviously not what Song Yang said. Song Yang can guess very well. Before he and Zhang Han crossed over, the emperor in this world was most likely to have a very strong taste.
Song Yang was already tired after reviewing official affairs all day long, and his brain would be blown up if he tossed about him again. Song Yang didn't mean to slap him just now, it was too much visual stimulation for Song Yang. So big that it triggered Song Yang's body's instinctive self-protection mechanism.
"Help him up," Song Yang rubbed his temples wearily with the knuckles of his fingers.
"Your Majesty, you are partial to this little foxy girl. Since he came, you have turned to him in everything and doted on him in everything. You, you don't love concubines anymore, blah blah blah blah." Concubine Coffee sat on the chair, flailing about with her hands and feet.
Song Yang couldn't bear it anymore: "...shut up!"
The queen thought that Concubine Coffee is really an idiot, and the most important thing now is to get rid of Concubine Xiang as soon as possible because Concubine Xiang is suspected of killing him, but she let Concubine Coffee bring the topic to his grandma's house.It seems that you still have to come forward yourself.
"Your Majesty, you just said that you don't believe someone can blow Concubine Coffee away, but you saw it just now, didn't you just slap him away?"
Song Yang: "..."
"So, don't look at Concubine Coffee's plump figure, but since you can slap her away with a single slap, Concubine Xiang is also possible."
Song Yang sighed, thinking why the queen would come here to make trouble, and usually thought he was steady, why is he now talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"I'm the emperor, so I'm strong and strong, so of course I can, but Xiang Fei is so thin, how can she do it?"
"Hey, Your Majesty, you can't say that. If you don't try, how will you know if Concubine Xiang can slap Concubine Coffee?" The queen stood beside Song Yang, laughing.
"That's right," Concubine Coffee probably felt that she had finally found a way to bring down Concubine Xiang in one fell swoop, and Hei Bulongdong's little black eyes almost burst out, "Your Majesty, we have to let that little | Come and try it, let him slap your concubines in front of you, and then you can prove that he can slap your concubines away with a single slap!" He spoke confidently.
Song Yang was shocked.
Zhang Han: "No smoking."
Concubine Coffee stood up cursingly, grabbed Zhang Han's skirt, and said viciously: "Don't think that you can hide your crime by doing this, get up for me, today, you have to smoke if you smoke, and you don't have to if you don't smoke." Gotta smoke!"
"Do you smoke?"
Don't smoke, don't smoke, don't smoke, I don't smoke, what can you do to me?Zhang Han shook his head like a rattle.
Concubine Coffee was so angry that she grabbed Zhang Han's skirt, shook Zhang Han vigorously, and shouted angrily, "Will you smoke or not!!!"
Zhang Han foamed at the mouth: "...Okay, this is what you said."
"Your Majesty," Concubine Coffee walked forward, holding Zhang Han's arm, overjoyed.
"Chenqie will let him draw it to you in person now, to prove that Chenqie thinks that he is not lying. He is the one who dragged Chenqie into the lake with the intention of drowning him."
Concubine Coffee was very proud, no matter whether Concubine Xiang could fly herself or not, as long as Concubine Xiang made a move later, she would automatically "fly" out, wouldn't she be able to successfully put the pot of shit on Concubine Xiang's head.
There was a hint of a smile on the corner of the queen's mouth.Song Yang, on the other hand, was so shocked by Concubine Coffee's brain circuit that he couldn't speak a word.
After a while, he frowned and asked, "Concubine Ka, do you have to make things like this?"
Concubine Coffee said coquettishly, "You needn't say it, Your Majesty, this concubine has made up her mind... This concubine knows that the emperor is feeling sorry for this concubine, so he wants to stop it."
"I hate it. If you are worried about others, just say it. Why are you still like this, your majesty? You obviously love him so much, but you still say things that don't care about your concubines..."
Song Yang: "..."
I feel sorry for my Zhang Han's hand. Hey, can you, a supporting role, stop adding so much drama to yourself!
Concubine Coffee stood up straight, closed her eyes, stretched her face in front of Zhang Han, and shouted, "You smoke!" in a loud voice with a kind of vigor of death.
Zhang Han took a deep breath and raised his hands, "Roll over, little spinning top!"
"Snapped--"
For a thousandth of a second, these things happen almost simultaneously.Song Yang felt sorry for Zhang Han's hand, and frowned and turned his face away.The queen keenly noticed the emperor's movements and expressions, and she was secretly happy. It seemed that the emperor didn't like Concubine Xiang to such an extent that she couldn't help herself. At least, he still felt sorry for Concubine Coffee.
After the sound of applause completely dissipated, Concubine Ka opened her eyes, although it didn't seem to make any difference whether his eyes were open or not.
Concubine Ka grabbed a palace man next to her in a dizzy state, and asked, "Did I get thrown away, ah, didn't I, I want to ask you something."
Zhang Han looked at Concubine Coffee who was as immobile as a mountain in front of him: "...Sorry, you are too big, I can't move."
Concubine Coffee regretted in her heart, she just forgot that she flew out just now, he seemed to be greatly stimulated: "I don't believe you are lying, Your Majesty, he must have deliberately not used all his strength, this time he can't do it Count."
Song Yang: "Then what else do you want?"
"You, keep pumping, you must use all your strength this time!" Concubine Coffee ordered.
Zhang Han shook his hand, feeling really hurt, he wondered if the concubine's face was made of city walls, didn't he feel the pain?
"What are you doing in a daze, you smoke!"
Zhang Han: "...roll over, baby cow!"
Snapped--
Still motionless.
The palace people in the main hall couldn't bear to look any longer, and turned away their faces one after another.
The queen even wanted to let Concubine Ka use this method to abolish Concubine Xiang's hand.
Concubine Coffee once again forgot to fly out by herself.
Concubine Coffee said that she was really wronged.
"Use your strength!" Concubine Coffee roared angrily.
Zhang Han is also very wronged, I really tried my best, but I just can't fly you, what can I do.
Concubine Ka was convinced, and thought to herself, did this Concubine Xiang grow up eating cat food? Since she is so petite, how could he not be able to blow herself away?
If it doesn't work once, do it again, the iron pestle can still be ground into a needle.
If Zhang Han can't fly himself, he can only rely on himself.
He didn't believe Tara Kawaii, and he couldn't fly even once?
"Come again!" Concubine Coffee ordered.
"it is good......"
Pa——, at the moment that the voice thought of, Concubine Ka seized the opportunity, screamed and soared into the air, and fell two meters away, which was comparable to the standing long jump of contemporary junior high school students.
Zhang Han: "..." The acting is so fake.
Song Yang was dumbfounded, he was thinking, he would not dare to make Zhang Han angry in the future, this guy can send people flying with a single slap, how dare he quarrel with Zhang Han?
Concubine Coffee covered her swollen face, her eyes were full of disbelief.
I succeeded?I finally made it, yeah yeah yeah!
If the queen hadn't given him a timely look, he would have stood up and yelled almost immediately.
"Your majesty, look, Xiangfei can indeed slap a concubine with a single slap.
The concubine has so many witnesses and evidence, it can be seen that the concubine was indeed slapped by him and flew into the lake with the intention of drowning.
Your Majesty, you have to be the master for your concubines, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
Why did it come again? Song Yang got a headache from being quarreled with.
Weird, Song Yang thought angrily.
"Your Majesty, now the truth about this incident finally came to light. Concubine Coffee was quite frightened this time, so you have to comfort him well."
Song Yang: Hehe, I am the one who was surprised.
"Since Concubine Xiang has indeed slapped Concubine Coffee away with a slap and deliberately murdered Concubine Xiang, in my opinion, it is better to concubine Xiang..."
"No!" Song Yang stood up as soon as he slapped the table.
The author has something to say:
The little angels asked me to save up some articles, and I want to participate in the daily event from the [-]st to the [-]th of next month.Hee hee hee
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