On the Correct Way of Not Failing a Course at the End of the Term

After asking this sentence, Yan Baijing saw Song Yu's sad and angry face instantly.

The monkey jumping up and down just now was like the eggplant beaten by frost, and instantly withered.

I saw Song Yu struggling with the snacks in the shopping cart, unable to fit each one.

Seeing him like this, Yan Baijing sighed helplessly, took out his mobile phone and made a call.

"Zifan, are you busy? Help me carry something."

Song Yu heard the familiar tone and the address, and after Yan Baijing hung up the phone, he asked:

"You and Luo Zifan knew each other before?"

Yan Baijing nodded, "Fa Xiao, kindergarten has been in one school and one class. I watched him buy and grow up no matter what size underwear he wears."

"Damn it, you're so perverted, you actually pay attention to the size of a man's underwear." Song Yu smiled and teased him casually.It happened that the two of them pushed the cart to the place where underwear was sold. Song Yu pointed to a small black lace for women, "Look, this kind of look is very touching!!"

Yan Baijing watched Song Yu staring at a pair of underwear for a long time without changing expression or beating heart.

"So, you should come out with me to see more of the world, my lord, you haven't even watched an AV, have you?"

Seeing that Yan Baijing didn't respond, Song Yu made fun of it.

"Not interested in."

It's not that I haven't seen it or I'm not interested.

Song Yu seemed to have discovered a new continent, "Damn it, you should stop pretending."

Yan Baijing didn't want to stay on this topic for too long, so he smiled, "Let's line up, Zifan will be here soon."

Song Yu also heard that Yan Baijing didn't want to continue talking about this topic, so he didn't ask further.

What if it's because this product doesn't work...

Hey, Bai has such a handsome face, if the girl knows that he can't do it, how sad it will be.

If Yan Baijing knew Song Yu's thoughts at this moment, he would definitely use his actions to prove whether he could do it or not.

But even though Song Yu didn't say it directly, he looked at Yan Baijing with a trace of sympathy.

Yan Baijing was inexplicably stared at by this gaze.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on me?"

Song Yu sighed, and patted his shoulder with his hand, "Hey, it's okay, you have nothing to worry about, and you will succeed."

Combined with the topic just now, Yan Baijing quickly understood what Song Yu meant.

He sneered, looked at Song Yu contemptuously with lazy eyes, and said a number.

"23."

Song Yu stood there petrified for a long time, and slowly blew two words from his mouth.

"Lying! Slot!"

Yan Baijing directly took the trolley from Song Yu's hand and moved to the back of the shortest line.

Song Yu was a little bit shocked.

He also couldn't figure out why a person who seemed to be a nerd seemed to be very good in all aspects.

Song Yu felt that if he couldn't find a place where he could defeat him, the title of "little prince" he had pretended to be for so many years would be in vain.

Song Yu walked forward quickly, "Hey, Yida, when you have nothing to do after finishing college, play swordsman with me three times, I'll show you how to pretend and let you fly~"

Song Yu saw that Yan Baijing was thinking about it, and was about to make Amway, Yan Bai nodded, "Okay."

Fuck?no?so easy?

"Jian San has a good reputation in the online game world, so I just want to try it."

After Yan Baijing explained something, Song Yu nodded and said "oh".

"I thought people like you couldn't play games." Song Yu looked at Yan Baijing's lazy side face curiously, and suddenly felt that this student god didn't look like a fool.

Yan Baijing bent his lips, "There are so many things you don't know."

Song Yu knew that Yan Baijing would despise his IQ again, so he curled his lips and let out a "tss".

After a while, Luo Zifan appeared at the exit of the cashier with his hands in his pockets, and Song Yu realized that Luo Zifan had a very wild and handsome look.

Standing there with no expression on his face actually gives people a very calm feeling.

The two extreme elements of wildness and calmness collided with Luo Zifan, and there was no sense of disobedience, but a distinctive quality.

If Yan Baijing was the first person to be noticed in the crowd, then Luo Zifan was the second most eye-catching.

Luo Zifan felt helpless for the two people who came out with ten overstuffed shopping bags.

Luo Zifan's lazy voice came out of his mouth with a hoarse voice unique to rock and roll, "Yo Bai Jing, there is a fee for hiring me as a porter."

There is still a lazy smile on the corner of the mouth, and it is still crooked.

Yan Baijing punched Luo Zifan in the stomach, "Ask me if it's not enough."

Luo Zifan was in pain, "Damn it, you really don't show mercy."

Yan Baijing was too lazy to look at him, so he threw a few big bags of snacks on him, and looked at his watch, "Time is running out, and we have to change into our military training uniforms when we go back. If we don't get up for a while, we will be late."

Luo Zifan is not so handsome when he is not hippie.

And it belongs to the special man in the hearts of boys.

Song Yu felt that if he could describe Luo Zifan's handsomeness in one sentence, it would be:

He's so handsome and real Nima's too unobtrusive.

The luck of the three of them is extraordinary. At such a critical juncture, the road is so pleasantly stuck in traffic.

After the three of them rushed back to the dormitory and changed their clothes, it was already 5 minutes since the meeting time.

Song Yu was so anxious that he almost exploded, wishing he could grow a pair of scuds and run to the playground now.As a result, Luo Zifan kept his hands in his pockets very calmly, and he dressed in military training uniform like a hip-hop bandit.

Forget about Luo Zifan's slow personality, Yan Baijing's face didn't show any eagerness.

In Song Yu's impression, don't all the students who study well are super active in everything they do and especially pursue perfection! !

Now it makes me feel like I'm in a hurry.

"Big Brothers... Can we hurry up, we are already late!!"

Yan Baijing raised his eyes lazily, "If you are late, you will be punished sooner or later, save your energy and wait for the punishment later."

Luo Zifan started to get high again. "Yo, punishment punishment, comeon~!"

"..."

Song Yu really wanted to kneel down to Yan Baijing's theories.

But this kind of statement is stunned and I can't find words to refute it.

Song Yu simply felt that being late had to be late, so he grabbed Yan Baijing's wrist and ran towards the meeting place without saying a word.

Yan Baijing didn't say anything more, and ran with Song Yu.

Luo Zifan at the back didn't know what the hell was muttering, and suddenly got high, "This is youth yoooo!!!!"

If Song Yu had the strength, he would definitely turn around and complain about him:

Are you fucking possessed by Matt Kay? !

The consequence of this was that when Song Yu ran out of breath and ran behind the thousand-strong team, he was immediately dumbfounded.

Now it is the opening ceremony of the military training and the opening ceremony. The playground is densely packed with people wearing army green camouflage uniforms, and it is impossible to find anyone from their own class.

Because they are all neatly dressed with identical backs wearing hats.

And these three solitary camouflage greens are particularly conspicuous at the gate of the playground.

When Song Yu was dumbfounded, Yan Baijing directly grabbed Song Yu's wrist and led him to the end of his class without any mistakes.

Song Yu thought to himself, Yan Baijing's IQ and reaction speed are really accurate.

Fuck!You are a fucking god!

Yan Baijing glanced helplessly at Song Yu's face full of shock and admiration, and pointed to the professional signs held up by the girls in the etiquette team at the front, "Our class is the last class in the whole department, or it is the last class in the whole school team. Left or far right."

Song Yu said "hey" in embarrassment, "Fortunately, there was no punishment. The instructor didn't seem to see us sneaking in just now."

Yan Baijing glanced at Song Yu's shy smile with lazy eyes, and sneered.

"Your IQ is not sure. Didn't you see it on the instructor's face?"

Song Yu looked at the instructor's expression of hooking his mouth and smiling at the two of them inexplicably, and the hairs all over his body stood up.

"...Where...what two words?

Yan Baijing hooked his lips.

"Untrained."

As soon as the words fell, a freshman representative was invited to speak on stage, and this freshman representative was the late Yan Baijing.

Song Yu looked at Yan Baijing who stood up in surprise, "Damn it, you don't have a manuscript and no one has notified you... Is that how you got on?"

Yan Baijing smiled at him. Song Yu felt that unless he was really confident, he could only show such a confident smile on such an occasion, or he would just be scared and foolish.

Yan Baijing didn't seem to belong to the former at all, Song Yu still broke into a cold sweat for him.

"Come on!"

Yan Baijing was a little dazed when he heard the sound of cheering, but he still walked quickly onto the stage.

Song Yu was watching from the audience. He was wearing a straight camouflage uniform, and his height was unreasonable. The last row of their profession was not considered too far behind the entire playground, and Yan Baijing's expression could be clearly seen here. .

With a very polite smile on the corner of his mouth, he came to the stage and bowed slightly.Then he walked to the podium and kept looking at all the students below.

From the opening speech, to his learning process, to the freshmen's message.

Everything was organized into a perfect speech by him in 5 minutes.

And for this speech, his hands were empty from beginning to end, and there was no speech.

There was no lag in the voice, and it was terrifyingly clear, and his already magnetic voice coming out of the loudspeaker could even cause the eardrum to resonate, as if whispering in the ear, lulling people to sleep.

It's a little itchy to the ears.

This was the part that the students found most annoying, but it turned into a male god's speech.

When Yan Baijing smiled and bowed and said "Thank you everyone", Song Yu came back to his senses. It turned out that the speech was over.

Song Yu's mouth opened into an O shape.

When Yan Baijing sat next to him, Song Yu couldn't hide his excited expression and praised Yan Baijing vigorously.

"Damn it!! You really don't have a speech script to give an impromptu speech! You're so fucking awesome!! Fuck, this pretender is so handsome!"

Yan Baijing didn't think it was a big deal. Those very official words came and went in a routine, and they just opened their mouths.

But seeing Song Yu's excited look, Yan Baijing just smiled, "I want to learn how to pretend, I'll teach you."

Song Yu said "cut", "You really don't know how to be modest."

Yan Baijing gave Song Yu a funny look, "Could it be that you want me to say something about nothing? Excessive modesty is called pretense."

Song Yu is also speechless, what Yan Baijing said is very reasonable, he really hates people who are overly modest, but aren't you, Yan Baijing, saying these things just to pretend? ?

"……you win."

Yan Baijing finds it quite amusing to see Song Yu's speechless expression every time he chokes on him.

Song Yu.The professional luckiest guy, with a ruffian face, belongs to the type who doesn't look like a good student at first glance. He has nothing to do with the temperamental male god, but he is definitely off the hook with the ruffian. It doesn't matter.

But when he smiles, his sunny temperament can discharge, especially those slightly raised phoenix eyes, which give this sunny face a little bit of a playboy feeling.

If you put it in the eyes of girls, it should be the most popular type among girls.

Yan Baijing evoked a slight smile at Song Yu who involuntarily came into his life without any explanation.

University seems to have something to look forward to besides studying.