[Bungo Stray Dogs Double Black Taichung] Trouble Maker

Zhong Yuanzhong also clearly realized that the bastard who was hugging him tightly was crying silently. He didn't believe that this heartless guy would be able to shed tears one day. Fake cry.

But now, this matter is indeed in front of me, and the impossible things Nakahara Nakaya longed for are becoming reality one by one. It's different, his life is step by step deviated from the right direction, towards an ending that he never dared to expect.This wasn't his unilateral love, nor was it his own turmoil. He even began to vaguely understand the reason why Osamu Dazai left in the first place. This guy who seemed to be able to handle everything with ease, actually had areas where he was at a loss.

"Dazai..." Zhongya Nakahara hesitated for a while, and finally spoke with a hoarse voice, calling Dazai's name, he didn't want to deny it anymore, he was too tired to hide the answer from the bottom of his heart, if the tacit understanding between him and Dazai did not go wrong at this time , he thought he should know.

The movement that overwhelmed Chuya Nakahara's voice was the vibration of the cell phone in Osamu Dazai's pocket, and the words he concocted were like timid snails, who immediately retracted into their shells after being slightly stimulated, and remained motionless.

"Dazai, you have a phone." Zhong Yuanzhong had also come to his senses, and was even a little glad that he hadn't been tempted to confess his confession just now. How could he just throw away his helmet and armor just when there was a hint of it?Swallowing the previous words into his stomach, Nakahara Nakahara pushed Osamu Dazai who was still hugging him tightly, reminding him.

"It will be more convenient to pick it up in this position, right?" Osamu Dazai moved his head and rubbed against Nakahara Chuya's shoulder, without any intention of raising his head.

"...Asshole." Nakahara cursed in a low voice, put his hand into Dazai Osamu's coat, and kept an awkward posture to get through the phone. He was strangled too tightly by Dazai Osamu, and his neck couldn't move.

"Dazai, the detective agency has received an invitation letter from Fenris." Before Nakahara could say hello, the other end of the phone spoke out the clue first. It was a calm male voice, with a feeling of deja vu , just like the man with glasses who first attacked him in the abandoned warehouse that day, Osamu Dazai's new partner.

"He'll be there later." Zhong Yuanzhong also cleared his throat and replied, mixed with displeasure.

The other end of the phone was obviously silent for a while, and then hung up the phone. Who knows what Kunikida Doppo will say to the members of the detective agency after hanging up the phone, and how to make up for Nakahara Chuya answering the phone for Dazai Osamu, Because of being strangled, the somewhat hoarse voice sounds full of ambiguity.

"Hey, have you hugged enough, you guy? You have a clue about Fenris, how could it be so fast this time." Zhong Yuan also hung up the phone, reached out and pushed the man on him again, and muttered suspiciously, saying: With his abilities, it would be an easy task to break free from Osamu Dazai's arms, but he was still imprisoned willingly and surrendered in this circle of arms.

"There is no beautiful lady, so I have to use slugs to charge." Osamu Dazai finally let go, raised his arms and stretched his waist, looking refreshed, but what greeted him was a heavy weight on his stomach. Fist, and the departure of this fragrant and soft little stove in his arms.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't respond any more, and just threw him a blank stare. Compared with these, he was more concerned about why the invitation letter was not sent to other mafia cadres. Obviously according to speculation, Fenris' goal is to disintegrate The port mafia, so the next invitation letter should also be for them, but it turned out to be completely unexpected to an unrelated armed detective agency. There is probably only one theory that makes sense, although it is so absurd that it is unimaginable: Fenris' target was their two organizations, and the lion opened his mouth wide, trying to swallow two of them in one bite.

The clues twisted together like a mess are becoming more and more confusing. The incident of Fenris originally happened in Yokohama City, where the supernatural beings who lived there were massacred wantonly. There is no fixed location, no fixed time, and no whereabouts. Leave.Such a powerful supernatural ability was quickly appreciated by some people in the black market. The unknown person offered a sky-high reward, and Fenris was bound to win it. When the Mafia accepted the reward, the Armed Detective Agency also received an entrustment. Lower Fenris.This simple supernatural crime case immediately became the target of competition between the two organizations, and they confronted each other everywhere.

Maybe this is Fenris' purpose, to let the mafia and the detective agency kill each other, and then reap the benefits?

But what does it mean to give two invitation letters in turn now, because the mafia and the detective agency have not had any movement or confrontation here for a long time, so do you want to do it yourself?

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly remembered the arithmetic problem when he received the invitation letter. If there is no mistake, then the invitation letter to the detective agency should also have an arithmetic problem. Did it deliberately target the two organizations? Knowing that, he turned to Osamu Dazai, who was still playing with his phone with his head down, and said, "I'm going to a detective agency."

"Are you going back with me to see your relatives and friends? I'm so impatient, obviously the wedding date hasn't even been set yet..." Osamu Dazai put away his phone, rolled his eyes and smiled harmlessly, making Zhongyuan Zhong feel sick , The morning sickness that hasn't happened for a few days seems to be making a comeback again.

"I want to see that invitation letter, what kind of daydream are you idiots doing." Nakahara Nakaya walked into the bedroom while talking, stopped the moment he entered the door, and added without looking back One sentence: "Come here."

"Zhong is also going to give me a bathing and dressing show?!"

"Shut up, your bandages are so messy, how do you go out???"

Rumors such as "Mr. Dazai is with the Mafia cadre from the Central Plains" and "they were in love when they answered the phone" are still circulating in the detective agency. At that moment, Osamu Dazai appeared in front of everyone with that little man in pitch black, confirming the rumor.

"So Mr. Dazai, you are really..." Atsushi Nakajima stammered and pointed at the two "couples" who stood together without any sense of disobedience, his eyes almost fell out, completely forgetting what they should do now In a tense atmosphere of imminent catastrophe.

Nakahara Chuya blinked and didn't understand why the brat in front of him was surprised. He knew that it was indeed surprising that the Mafia people came to the detective agency, but why surprised him and Osamu Dazai alone?He glanced sideways at the strange bright smile on Osamu Dazai's face, and then asked, "Where's the invitation letter?"

Kunikida Doppo handed the invitation letter made of folded hard paper to Nakahara Chuya. Since Osamu Dazai had received news from Nakahara Chuya before, he also received the same invitation letter, so this matter is To a certain extent, it is inseparable from the Mafia. In official business, there is really nothing to be questioned and nonsense. This is a strange tacit understanding between the two organizations.Zhong Yuanzhong also received the invitation letter that was exactly the same as the one he had received before, opened the folded part, and there was also an arithmetic and address attached to it. After turning it over, there was also a sentence "Only one."

"11-1=10"

"11 refers to the number of marked members of the detective agency. It is the same unit as the arithmetic problem aimed at the five cadres of the mafia. This time it is also a planned murder of one of the members." Sitting behind a high pile of documents all the time without making a sound Ranpo Edogawa finally had time to raise his head, and briefly summarized the answer before Nakahara Chuya asked the question.

"It seems that this guy is really ambitious." Chuya Nakahara closed the invitation letter and returned it to Kunikida Doppo. Before the specified date, Fenris will probably not appear again, and he will continue to be in a state of silence. In this state, all they can do is wait, as if being led by the nose.

"I also have this ability," Osamu Dazai added, "According to what you said before, the Fenris ability you came into contact with is to 'make the ability users of the ability within a certain range lose control', but those who survived Witnesses say that his supernatural form is a giant wolf, and there is no connection between the two forms."

Nakahara Chuya raised his brows lightly, exchanged a glance with Dazai Osamu, and realized Dazai Osamu's conjecture: "So this guy——"

"There is only one impossible possibility: his ability will have multiple forms."

The one-song and one-answer dialogue gave them the illusion that they had been partners in the Mafia before. The other members of the detective agency looked at the two guys affectionately as if they were showing affection in public. They, see no evil.Only Osamu Dazai pretended to be fine, as if he had a face of reluctance: "I can't help it, it seems that I have to cooperate with Chuya on this matter."

To be precise, the mafia and the detective agency have officially ceased war and joined forces to deal with Fenris.This time Fenris gave quite a long time, 21 days later at the clock tower in the city center, which gave them enough time to prepare and detect. In order to show the sincerity of cooperation, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Mori Ogai had a formal meeting Of course Zhong Yuan knew about the meeting, but he didn't come to the scene in person.

The culprit is Dazai Osamu. This bastard turned off his alarm clock while he was asleep. God knows that Alpha's pheromone soothing to Omega is so strong. Not only did he not wake up when Dazai Osamu turned off his alarm clock, but he also slept until noon twelve o'clock.When he woke up from sleep, Zhongyuan Zhong also only felt something heavy in his abdomen, which made him breathe heavily. After several struggles, he finally woke up from his dream. He got up, threw out the pig's trotters that were pressing on his stomach, and looked at Dazai Osamu who was lying next to him in the bed in disbelief, as if he saw a ghost: "Why are you on my bed?!"

"The bed in the guest room is too hard, I'm really not used to sleeping, so I have to come here to make do with it." Lying on the other side of the bed, Osamu Dazai answered Chuya Nakahara's question calmly, with a look of course on his face.

After confirming that this matter requires the cooperation of the two organizations, Osamu Dazai squeezed into Chuya Nakahara's house with nonsense reasons such as "convenient exchange of information" and "peace ambassador". They all turned a blind eye and acquiesced to Osamu Dazai's behavior, and Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't care about anything more. After all, the reason this guy used was high-sounding, and he couldn't find any reason to refute it. From this point of view On the contrary, Zhongyuan is also hypocritical.

Despite all kinds of dissatisfaction, Nakahara let Osamu Dazai live in his home, and casually sent him into a room that had never been cleaned. It was called a guest room, but in fact it was only a few meters away from the utility room. After getting a bed, Osamu Dazai didn't care too much, and got his wish and stayed at Chuya's house in Nakahara.In fact, he is so obedient and quiet, Zhongyuan Zhong should have known that something was wrong, but since the addition of Alpha pheromones in this room, it seems to be covered with a color called "warmth". Zhong also felt unprecedented peace of mind and relaxation, and just wanted to rest on the bed early and have a good sleep.

When Osamu Dazai entered the guest room to clean, he saw scattered inhibitor packaging boxes in the dusty trash can. It was horrible, and it can fully reflect the impatience of the owner when he tore it apart.Osamu Dazai didn't make a sound, and went forward to pick up the packing box. There were seven or eight identical boxes scattered in the trash can, even the production dates were on the same day, which indicated that they were bought back by the owner on the same day, and the time was one year. forward.

What about use?Is it the same time?Just kidding, if these medicines are taken at one time, I am afraid that they will kill people.

But if these impossible things are placed on Zhongyuan Zhongye, everything is possible. Who is Zhongyuan Zhongye?Being ruthless to the enemy and even more ruthless to himself, it is not impossible for him to do such a thing in order to avoid that kind of humble posture.

These speculations are not wrong. After Osamu Dazai marked him as missing, Nakahara was in a state of excessive use of inhibitors for a long time. Inhibitors are not magic medicines. They just took it and it takes a while to take effect, but Zhongyuanzhong is also unwilling, he needs to completely kill all this in the bud, and it is best not to let him have a little bit of thought about Dazai, let alone desire.Swallowing several times the amount of the inhibitor into the stomach does take effect faster, but the side effect that follows is colic in the genital cavity. It is unreasonable that Zhong Yuanzhong would rather feel this pain than Willing to let nature take its course and wait for the inhibitor to take effect.

Rather than relying on sex, Nakahara also hoped to think of Osamu Dazai through pain, so as to confirm that this guy really existed, and he was not dreaming.

Pharmacies also have certain restrictions on the sale of Omega inhibitors. Zhongyuan Zhongya's way of buying excessive amounts every month is naturally more likely to attract attention. Due to his identity, no one dares to stop him.After knowing that he was pregnant, Zhongyuan Zhong never bought inhibitors again. There were almost no extra inhibitors at home. An Omega family did not have inhibitors. This is a big loophole. Tell Osamu Dazai that he still intends to get pregnant, even if their current relationship has eased, he certainly knows that Osamu Dazai thought he had a miscarriage because of the crab porridge. If Osamu Dazai responded to himself in this way, it was purely out of guilt?He didn't bother to have sympathy for such a disgusting feeling.

Osamu Dazai has a certain understanding of the physiological knowledge of Omega. With Nakahara Nakaya's health to the point of inhumanity, it is really impossible to have a miscarriage after eating crabs once. He also had a little doubt before, but now he can fully explain it. Well, after taking such a dose for a year, there must have been problems with Zhongya's genital cavity.

Nakahara Chu also turned off the lights early, leaving Osamu Dazai alone to clean the guest room. Today he is extremely sleepy, and I don’t know if it’s because Osamu Dazai’s pheromone smell is too strong, soothing him too much, or he still blames his stomach Of course, this little burden in the movie was really intentional this time by Osamu Dazai.

Nakahara didn't really set up defenses against Osamu Dazai at all, he didn't even lock the door, the alarm clock on the bedside table was set at 07:30, the person on the bed was breathing steadily, and he was in a fairly familiar sleep state.Osamu Dazai hesitated for a long time before he fished the little man in a defensive sleeping position into his arms, pressed his palms on his flat belly, and passed the warmth of his palms to him.Indeed, Osamu Dazai felt guilty about this matter, but this did not conflict with his feelings for Chuya Chuya from two years ago or even earlier.

Being moved on the bed, Nakahara seemed a little awakened, but in the cold night, there was an extra heater under the quilt, and of course he shrank there subconsciously. Osamu Dazai watched the little dwarf in his arms who was rarely quiet in his arms. Leaning closer, Wei Wei took out the phone after thinking about it, edited a text message to Ozaki Hongye, and then lay down and fell asleep with him.

I missed the meeting between Fukuzawa Yukichi and Mori Ogai, so it would be meaningless to get up early at this time, Nakahara Nakaya just woke up from a start, and sitting on the bed at the moment is still a little dazed, Dazai Osamu also sat up, Raising his hand, he shaved off the messy hair on his head due to sleeping, and said with a smile: "If the detective agency and the Mafia have confirmed their cooperation, then Chuya and I will be partners again for a while."

Zhong Yuan also waved his hand to pat the salty pig's hand on his head, and expressed his rejection full of disgust: "It's better to die directly as a partner with you, I refuse."

"Then what kind of words does Chuya think our current relationship is suitable to describe?"

"The enemy."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, opened his mobile phone to the text message interface, and found the text message sent to Kunikida Doppo before going to the detective agency yesterday, Nakahara also clearly saw the content of the text message displayed on it: "If you don't mind, wait a minute I want to take my wife to the detective agency~"

Nakahara finally understood the meaning of the strange eyes of those guys when he went to the detective agency, and he blurted out "Damn bastard", and at the same time, he came up with a fist directly on Dazai Osamu's face. With a hug, Osamu Dazai's trembling chest was clearly conveyed to Chuya Nakahara: "If you don't refute, then there is no objection from the representative?"

Nakahara didn't make a sound either, he bit his head on Dazai Osamu's shoulder to stabilize his sanity, but it couldn't stop his heartbeat that missed a beat.

After a long time, I heard an inaudible murmur in my arms: "Bastard... Who said there will be objections."