Mountain gods come to farm
Chapter 69 Escape
In terms of Fu Yan's learning ability, Nan Xun admired him so much, he could make such jokes!
Nan Xun couldn't help laughing, he felt his stomach was too full with a smile, and the movement felt like the food was near his throat, so he stood up quickly.
Suddenly another question came to mind.
"My lord, I want to say, gods...well, how do gods give birth to children?"
This topic made Fu Yan quiet for a while, "Probably it will be painful for a day and a night..."
Nan Xun felt that Fu Yan definitely didn't know, just talking about the issue of "pain", they didn't think it would be painless if it didn't hurt, hey, why did he say this as if he had given birth to a child and knew how painful it was.
Well, there have been some rumors that there are many topics of social discussion in women's childbirth. It is impossible to know how painful Nan Xun is. In short, every time I hear it, I always frown. Now I think of him subconsciously. His biological mother, I don't know how much torture she suffered when he was born.
Nan Xunbu came back to his senses, afraid that Fu Yan would see his sadness, and immediately asked with a smile: "Then the gods are no different from us..."
Fu Yan picked at the end of her long and slender eyes, and said, "Oh, that's not true, both gods and fairies can give birth to men and women."
Nan Xun: "..."
"Really?" He looked down at his two legs, and then... his face became hot for no reason. Could it be that the structure of a fairy male is actually different from that of an ordinary person?Thinking about it this way, Nan Xun only saw that Fu Yan had no clothes on his upper body, but he really didn't know his lower body.
Why does it always feel weird, Nan Xun's eyes have already wandered to Fu Yan's body without anyone noticing, and after only one glance, he heard a narrow laughter.
Nan Xun suddenly realized that he had been tricked, "My lord..."
Of course, Fu Yan couldn't bear to tease him too much, although he was so cute now that it would make his stomach tighten, Fu Yan said with some regret: "What I just said was a lie to you."
Of course Nan Xun could hear that tone, and his face became hot again: "Which sentence?" He still clearly remembered that Fu Yan had said two sentences just now.
"Oh," Fu Yan said, "it's all fake."
Nan Xun: "..."
Fu Yan said frankly: "As you know, I haven't married yet, so I don't know the specific situation, but I have heard of some, some of which follow the biological laws you said, such as snakes, birds, However, this also depends on the level of the immortal position, and those who are at the level of the upper immortal need some love from the heavens."
Fu Yan recalled: "I remember that there was once a Shangxian couple, less than a year after marriage, suddenly one day both of them drove a car to chase a starlight in the sky together. I have seen that starlight, it is colorful. They After I went there, I brought back something with a shell, which was carefully preserved for 49 days, and the shell broke and a little doll came out."
Fu Yan has never been very interested in these things. He is always a gossip fairy who hears something. When there is really no one to say, he will come to him to chat and chat. He feels boring and has a cup of tea with him. Or go all the way to visit other immortals, there must be a better audience, maybe there are some supplements.
Fu Yan is here. As soon as he came in, he felt that he was not so welcome. After staying for a while, he found that he was indeed not welcome. Later, he found that the tea in Yanjun's mansion was getting worse and worse, so he realized that he was not a little unwelcome .
Later, the immortals encountered many obstacles, so they inevitably had to gossip behind Fu Yan, thinking that Yan Jun's mansion didn't look shabby, so how could they treat guests so harshly?
But everyone knew in their hearts that Yanjun's mansion was not only not shabby, but also one of the best in the entire Shangxian world. Where did the Shangxian's mansions come from?God gave.
There are also some immortals who will not be blessed when they reach adulthood. Although it is a bit embarrassing, they have to go to other places to pick them up quickly, and they don't do much to make a good one. I'm afraid it will make people laugh even more.
Those days, Fu Yan was in a state of complete forgetfulness for a while, and when he thinks about it now, he just feels bored. Wu Tong told him that the Upper Immortal Realm no longer exists. At that time, several great immortals were punished by heaven at home In those few days, the continuous thunder and thunder disturbed the entire Upper Immortal Realm, and there was no way to stay any longer.
There are not many left, except to come to Mortal Realm to start again. I heard that the ones above all died in the end.
Fu Yan straightened up as he spoke, "Speaking of which, the heavens usually give stone eggs, and it is said that a good quality shell will be different, but well, you know better than me what is going on with people. That's all I know about the combination of immortals and immortals, then...after immortals fall in love, I really don't know."
His words hit Nan Xun like a bolt of thunder, but Fu Yan didn't think there was anything wrong with him, "Didn't you all learn Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies when you were young? Why do you have such a good grade when you have a child? Don't I need to tell you?"
Nan Xun was already very tired from being hit by the thunder, but he felt that his face was going to explode, and the man still looked innocent, "I don't know!" It is written that they fall in love and have children. You have to ask the person who wrote the book for details. I know what I know.
After finishing speaking, he looked at the water glass on the table, just about to pick it up and remembered that his stomach was still full, of course he couldn’t put anything on at the moment, so he planned to run outside, but was stopped by Fu Yan, “Are you angry? "
"No," Nan Xun said, and looked at the ceiling after finishing speaking, "I ate too much, I'm going for a walk to digest my food, yes, I'm going to take a few steps."
Hearing this, Fu Yan sat up from the sofa and wanted to follow, Nan Xun hurriedly changed his shoes and ran away before he came, "I can go by myself."
The door closed with a "bang" in front of Fu Yan. He raised his head and touched the tip of his nose. There was also the sound of the door opening behind him. Wu Tong just came over after cleaning up. Of course he didn't miss the loud sound of closing the door. Standing in front of the door, but did not see Nan Xun in the room, he asked in confusion, "My lord, what are you doing at the door?"
Fu Yan put away the smile in his eyes, "Facing the wall and thinking about the past."
Wu Tong: "..." Little brother Nan Xun is slipping like this.
Nan Xun took a walk and went back to the school at the end. He didn't pay attention to it himself. At the beginning, he felt that the area of the community was not big, so he crossed the road as he walked. Walking around the outermost edge of the grass a few times, with the breeze blowing, I feel refreshed.
"Ah Xun,"
Nan Xun heard Zhang Yao's voice, but at the time when the playground hadn't turned on, it was the time when the lights were out of control. Although he heard the voice, he didn't know where it came from. Zhang Yao said, "It's really you, ’ and stepped out from the crowd playing football on the grass.
It was only then that Nan Xun noticed him. It must have been a coincidence when he walked in front of him. The lights on the playground began to light up one after another. Nan Xun was stunned when he saw Zhang Yao under the dim light.
He was not thin before, but now he is wearing a football billionaire. He has not seen him for a while and cut his body size. I don’t know if it is a problem with the light. His whole cheeks look darker, and he looks obviously thinner Not a lot.
"You..." Nan Xun didn't know what happened to this child recently, "What's wrong with you?"
To be honest, there are really no ghosts or ghosts.
Zhang Yao sighed deeply, "Hey, it's not a big deal, it's just that I can't sleep."
Nan Xun knew about Zhang Yaogang's breakup, "When you told Lin Hou that you broke up, it didn't look too sad. This is..." Why bother.
Zhang Yao looked at Nan Xun alone, and said, "Ah Xun, are you done with your work? I wanted to ask you for a favor before, and it seems that you have a lot of things to do in your dormitory."
Nan Xun nodded: "I don't have anything important recently." After speaking, he remembered the eleventh holiday, "Oh, I have something to do on the eleventh."
Zhang Yao was stunned for a moment, and nodded, "It shouldn't delay you for long, so let's talk about it in another place."
"it is good."
Lin Hou stayed in the dormitory today to play games, and didn't go out to accompany his girlfriend at night, but his face looked fine, Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo were not sure if Lan Ya had something to give Lin Hou a holiday, or Lin Houhou had something on his mind to pretend .
Excluding the time for eating, they have been playing games for more than six hours, oh, they didn't move much after eating today, Lin Hou said he didn't want to move, Liu Rui and the others ordered takeaway, and finished eating the garbage that Zheng Yibo threw away.
Having died no less than hundreds of times, Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo had long since become numb. Seeing that Lin Hou said to rest for a while, they were afraid that something would change, so they went to the dormitory next door to smoke on the pretext.
In their dormitory, Lin Hou used to smoke occasionally, but now he definitely doesn't smoke. In front of Lan Ya, he is just like a good and harmless baby.
Now that there is another Nan Xun, when Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo get addicted to smoking, they usually squat in the bathroom with the exhaust fan on or go to the balcony, but now that the weather is getting cooler, they moved to the dormitory next door.
Speaking of which, Zheng Yibo has been smoking more recently than before.
It was windy outside one after another. Lin Hou rubbed his eyes and felt that there was still a golden star in front of him. He didn't know what to play games for. Maybe he didn't play much a few days ago, and suddenly he had time. It's kind of addicting.
But after playing, there was a feeling of being hollowed out. Just as I was about to close my eyes, the door opened, and Nan Xun came in from the outside. Lin Hou didn't expect him to come back, "I thought you wouldn't come back tonight .”
Nan Xun let out a "cough", and a look of unnaturalness appeared on his face, remembering what he told Fu Yan to go for a walk before going out.
His original intention was indeed to take a walk, but casually...
Eh?Adults don't think they ran away, do they?
The author has something to say:
I found that you all saw it as: Zhang Yao and Lin Hou broke up
Hahahahahahahahaha, I hurried to add a few words.
Zhang Yao: Lin Houhou, I broke up.
Lin Hou: It has nothing to do with me!
Thank you for collecting!Thank you for your support!bow!
Zhongtian was eaten by me, and I slowly spit it out for you, it's almost there... guilty conscience.
Nan Xun couldn't help laughing, he felt his stomach was too full with a smile, and the movement felt like the food was near his throat, so he stood up quickly.
Suddenly another question came to mind.
"My lord, I want to say, gods...well, how do gods give birth to children?"
This topic made Fu Yan quiet for a while, "Probably it will be painful for a day and a night..."
Nan Xun felt that Fu Yan definitely didn't know, just talking about the issue of "pain", they didn't think it would be painless if it didn't hurt, hey, why did he say this as if he had given birth to a child and knew how painful it was.
Well, there have been some rumors that there are many topics of social discussion in women's childbirth. It is impossible to know how painful Nan Xun is. In short, every time I hear it, I always frown. Now I think of him subconsciously. His biological mother, I don't know how much torture she suffered when he was born.
Nan Xunbu came back to his senses, afraid that Fu Yan would see his sadness, and immediately asked with a smile: "Then the gods are no different from us..."
Fu Yan picked at the end of her long and slender eyes, and said, "Oh, that's not true, both gods and fairies can give birth to men and women."
Nan Xun: "..."
"Really?" He looked down at his two legs, and then... his face became hot for no reason. Could it be that the structure of a fairy male is actually different from that of an ordinary person?Thinking about it this way, Nan Xun only saw that Fu Yan had no clothes on his upper body, but he really didn't know his lower body.
Why does it always feel weird, Nan Xun's eyes have already wandered to Fu Yan's body without anyone noticing, and after only one glance, he heard a narrow laughter.
Nan Xun suddenly realized that he had been tricked, "My lord..."
Of course, Fu Yan couldn't bear to tease him too much, although he was so cute now that it would make his stomach tighten, Fu Yan said with some regret: "What I just said was a lie to you."
Of course Nan Xun could hear that tone, and his face became hot again: "Which sentence?" He still clearly remembered that Fu Yan had said two sentences just now.
"Oh," Fu Yan said, "it's all fake."
Nan Xun: "..."
Fu Yan said frankly: "As you know, I haven't married yet, so I don't know the specific situation, but I have heard of some, some of which follow the biological laws you said, such as snakes, birds, However, this also depends on the level of the immortal position, and those who are at the level of the upper immortal need some love from the heavens."
Fu Yan recalled: "I remember that there was once a Shangxian couple, less than a year after marriage, suddenly one day both of them drove a car to chase a starlight in the sky together. I have seen that starlight, it is colorful. They After I went there, I brought back something with a shell, which was carefully preserved for 49 days, and the shell broke and a little doll came out."
Fu Yan has never been very interested in these things. He is always a gossip fairy who hears something. When there is really no one to say, he will come to him to chat and chat. He feels boring and has a cup of tea with him. Or go all the way to visit other immortals, there must be a better audience, maybe there are some supplements.
Fu Yan is here. As soon as he came in, he felt that he was not so welcome. After staying for a while, he found that he was indeed not welcome. Later, he found that the tea in Yanjun's mansion was getting worse and worse, so he realized that he was not a little unwelcome .
Later, the immortals encountered many obstacles, so they inevitably had to gossip behind Fu Yan, thinking that Yan Jun's mansion didn't look shabby, so how could they treat guests so harshly?
But everyone knew in their hearts that Yanjun's mansion was not only not shabby, but also one of the best in the entire Shangxian world. Where did the Shangxian's mansions come from?God gave.
There are also some immortals who will not be blessed when they reach adulthood. Although it is a bit embarrassing, they have to go to other places to pick them up quickly, and they don't do much to make a good one. I'm afraid it will make people laugh even more.
Those days, Fu Yan was in a state of complete forgetfulness for a while, and when he thinks about it now, he just feels bored. Wu Tong told him that the Upper Immortal Realm no longer exists. At that time, several great immortals were punished by heaven at home In those few days, the continuous thunder and thunder disturbed the entire Upper Immortal Realm, and there was no way to stay any longer.
There are not many left, except to come to Mortal Realm to start again. I heard that the ones above all died in the end.
Fu Yan straightened up as he spoke, "Speaking of which, the heavens usually give stone eggs, and it is said that a good quality shell will be different, but well, you know better than me what is going on with people. That's all I know about the combination of immortals and immortals, then...after immortals fall in love, I really don't know."
His words hit Nan Xun like a bolt of thunder, but Fu Yan didn't think there was anything wrong with him, "Didn't you all learn Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies when you were young? Why do you have such a good grade when you have a child? Don't I need to tell you?"
Nan Xun was already very tired from being hit by the thunder, but he felt that his face was going to explode, and the man still looked innocent, "I don't know!" It is written that they fall in love and have children. You have to ask the person who wrote the book for details. I know what I know.
After finishing speaking, he looked at the water glass on the table, just about to pick it up and remembered that his stomach was still full, of course he couldn’t put anything on at the moment, so he planned to run outside, but was stopped by Fu Yan, “Are you angry? "
"No," Nan Xun said, and looked at the ceiling after finishing speaking, "I ate too much, I'm going for a walk to digest my food, yes, I'm going to take a few steps."
Hearing this, Fu Yan sat up from the sofa and wanted to follow, Nan Xun hurriedly changed his shoes and ran away before he came, "I can go by myself."
The door closed with a "bang" in front of Fu Yan. He raised his head and touched the tip of his nose. There was also the sound of the door opening behind him. Wu Tong just came over after cleaning up. Of course he didn't miss the loud sound of closing the door. Standing in front of the door, but did not see Nan Xun in the room, he asked in confusion, "My lord, what are you doing at the door?"
Fu Yan put away the smile in his eyes, "Facing the wall and thinking about the past."
Wu Tong: "..." Little brother Nan Xun is slipping like this.
Nan Xun took a walk and went back to the school at the end. He didn't pay attention to it himself. At the beginning, he felt that the area of the community was not big, so he crossed the road as he walked. Walking around the outermost edge of the grass a few times, with the breeze blowing, I feel refreshed.
"Ah Xun,"
Nan Xun heard Zhang Yao's voice, but at the time when the playground hadn't turned on, it was the time when the lights were out of control. Although he heard the voice, he didn't know where it came from. Zhang Yao said, "It's really you, ’ and stepped out from the crowd playing football on the grass.
It was only then that Nan Xun noticed him. It must have been a coincidence when he walked in front of him. The lights on the playground began to light up one after another. Nan Xun was stunned when he saw Zhang Yao under the dim light.
He was not thin before, but now he is wearing a football billionaire. He has not seen him for a while and cut his body size. I don’t know if it is a problem with the light. His whole cheeks look darker, and he looks obviously thinner Not a lot.
"You..." Nan Xun didn't know what happened to this child recently, "What's wrong with you?"
To be honest, there are really no ghosts or ghosts.
Zhang Yao sighed deeply, "Hey, it's not a big deal, it's just that I can't sleep."
Nan Xun knew about Zhang Yaogang's breakup, "When you told Lin Hou that you broke up, it didn't look too sad. This is..." Why bother.
Zhang Yao looked at Nan Xun alone, and said, "Ah Xun, are you done with your work? I wanted to ask you for a favor before, and it seems that you have a lot of things to do in your dormitory."
Nan Xun nodded: "I don't have anything important recently." After speaking, he remembered the eleventh holiday, "Oh, I have something to do on the eleventh."
Zhang Yao was stunned for a moment, and nodded, "It shouldn't delay you for long, so let's talk about it in another place."
"it is good."
Lin Hou stayed in the dormitory today to play games, and didn't go out to accompany his girlfriend at night, but his face looked fine, Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo were not sure if Lan Ya had something to give Lin Hou a holiday, or Lin Houhou had something on his mind to pretend .
Excluding the time for eating, they have been playing games for more than six hours, oh, they didn't move much after eating today, Lin Hou said he didn't want to move, Liu Rui and the others ordered takeaway, and finished eating the garbage that Zheng Yibo threw away.
Having died no less than hundreds of times, Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo had long since become numb. Seeing that Lin Hou said to rest for a while, they were afraid that something would change, so they went to the dormitory next door to smoke on the pretext.
In their dormitory, Lin Hou used to smoke occasionally, but now he definitely doesn't smoke. In front of Lan Ya, he is just like a good and harmless baby.
Now that there is another Nan Xun, when Liu Rui and Zheng Yibo get addicted to smoking, they usually squat in the bathroom with the exhaust fan on or go to the balcony, but now that the weather is getting cooler, they moved to the dormitory next door.
Speaking of which, Zheng Yibo has been smoking more recently than before.
It was windy outside one after another. Lin Hou rubbed his eyes and felt that there was still a golden star in front of him. He didn't know what to play games for. Maybe he didn't play much a few days ago, and suddenly he had time. It's kind of addicting.
But after playing, there was a feeling of being hollowed out. Just as I was about to close my eyes, the door opened, and Nan Xun came in from the outside. Lin Hou didn't expect him to come back, "I thought you wouldn't come back tonight .”
Nan Xun let out a "cough", and a look of unnaturalness appeared on his face, remembering what he told Fu Yan to go for a walk before going out.
His original intention was indeed to take a walk, but casually...
Eh?Adults don't think they ran away, do they?
The author has something to say:
I found that you all saw it as: Zhang Yao and Lin Hou broke up
Hahahahahahahahaha, I hurried to add a few words.
Zhang Yao: Lin Houhou, I broke up.
Lin Hou: It has nothing to do with me!
Thank you for collecting!Thank you for your support!bow!
Zhongtian was eaten by me, and I slowly spit it out for you, it's almost there... guilty conscience.
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