The correct way to attract the attention of the Great God [Glory of the King]

Reunion after a long absence (King of Lanling): Sorry, something just happened

Reunion after a long absence (Lanling King): QAQ How does Lanling King play?

Shi Ye broke down and supported his forehead, while typing to tell Reunion to turn on the receiver after a long absence, he quietly opened the door and walked outside.After seeing the receiver next to the long-lost reunion ID light up, he turned on the mic and started a voice lesson in the corridor.

Speaking of which, the teammates I met had a pretty good mentality, and no one complained about him taking a sister dog or something.At the beginning, neither side harassed the opposite wild area. After clearing the wild monsters on both sides, the long-awaited reunion was promoted to level four.

"... Now that you are level [-], you can start catching people. Generally, if I play jungler, I go to the mid lane to catch mages or top lane to catch shooters to help the top laner relieve pressure. Remember to cut the output in the later stage of the team. After cutting you-" the voice suddenly Then, with a high-pitched "first blood", the system prompt that King Lanling killed Zhuge Liang jumped into view.

Shi Ye saw the portrait of King Lanling in the upper left corner showing that he was still full of blood, so he silently swallowed the words "you can die with peace of mind after the cut".

The reunion after a long absence seemed to be a different person, catching people, controlling dragons, and freely coming and going in the opponent's jungle, showing perfect textbook-like jungle skills.Shi Ye couldn't help turning her sights to the long-lost King Lanling. Her skills and prediction of where to go made her almost spot on. Her own mage couldn't help but turn on the mic and say "beautiful", "666", "this Lanling" Mausoleum King Niu X" the three sentences were repeated over and over again.

Seeing the misery of being caught by her in the output on the opposite side, Shi Ye couldn't help but start to compare the Lanling King, who had reunited after a long absence, with her own. It's the first time I've played...ah, bah, I believe this is the first time, I can't listen to a word this woman says.

……

After all, is he really a woman?Shi Ye started to run away.

An excellent jungler who brings the rhythm to life is the existence that can influence the entire battle situation. The so-called carry of the whole game refers to the reunion after a long absence.

When both the upper and lower lanes of your own side come up, only the support and top laners are left on the opposite side, which is obviously impossible to defend.Seeing that this round was about to end, Brother McNa changed the subject from his praise of the jungler at the beginning, and said to Shi Ye: "Brother, you are also awesome, and even a girl can take you to bed, but then again, this person is so Great brother, have you ever made a video with her? Don’t be a girl who pretends to lie to you, hey, but now you can’t trust the video brother, be careful, you will end up with no money! Oh, you won, brothers and sisters, bye~”

Sure enough, others also think that he is not a girl, but when did he become a girl?Shi Ye clicked the screen dumbfounded.On the settlement page, Reunion won the MVP with a record of 13-1-9.

Recalling the phrase he said to the long-lost reunion before the game started, "I'll take you to hit the star that just dropped", Shi Ye touched his nose, feeling that this was the most embarrassing time he had played this game.

Then he glanced at the data again, the output and participation rate of the long-lost reunion were all steadily ahead of others, Shi Ye secretly clicked to save the replay.

Before he clicked on the video playback, the invitation to reunite after a long absence popped up. Shi Ye thought about it and accepted the invitation.

In the room where many people formed a team, they reunited after a long absence but the matchmaking has not started for a long time.

Looking at the empty chat interface, Shi Ye broke the silence: "What's the matter with you, bro, I just thought of you as someone who relies on your face for food, big breasts, and brainless? The technology is so 6."

Reunion after a long absence: Girls don’t have technical anchors?Meow claw search for a long time, my idol.

Reunion after a long absence: Little brother, don't engage in gender discrimination.

"Uh, that's not what I meant... that... isn't this the first time I've been tricked by you? Well, I'm also at fault. I'm a person with a bad mentality, so don't be as knowledgeable as me and delete me quickly. □□Friends, isn’t it? Brother, are you really a girl??”

Reunion after a long absence: I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you ^^ No.

"I'm disappointed, don't listen to that passer-by talking about me as a gay guy and a dick. I, I, I————————— Damn, I didn't say anything."

The microphone logo next to the avatar of 益q233310086 instantly dimmed, and Shi Ye looked back and forth in the corridor, assuming the image of a thief who stepped on the spot for the first time.After confirming that no one heard his soul-stirring announcement of coming out just now, Shi Ye patted his hot cheeks, turned around and wanted to go back into the room.

As soon as he opened the door, Shi Ye stood there dumbfounded. His roommate with jet lag was looking at him indifferently with his messy hair.

"Ah..." Shi Ye felt his throat was a little congested, coughed twice, and said, "Are you awake?"

"It's because of you." The roommate's blue eye circles set off his pale skin, like a ghost.

"That...you heard it all?" Shi Ye's heart trembled when he saw it.

"What did you hear? Are you gay or are you dating a man?" Gu Zishuang's tone was calm.

"When did I rely on me to date a man? Oh no, the point is not this, if you mind that, I..."

"I don't mind." Gu Zishuang decisively interrupted Shi Ye.

"what……"

"Humans who don't grab MAKI from me can stay." Gu Zishuang paused, and then said: "Go out for a meal, do you want to bring it for you?"

"No, no need."

After Gu Zishuang went out, Shi Ye suddenly remembered that there was a troublesome existence on his phone who was teaming up with him.Looking down at the phone, the reunion after a long absence was actually still in the room, saying "You really have plans for me" I don't know how long I lay quietly in the chat box.

Tortoise q233310086: try your MMP

Shi Ye left this sentence and closed the game.As for whether going to QQ will be blown into fireworks by a group of idiotic fans, let's talk about it, it can't be worse than it is now.

Shi Ye suddenly felt a little hungry, so he called Gu Zishuang, and after learning that he was at a hotpot restaurant not far from the apartment, he picked up his wallet and went out.

Sure enough, even if there is air-conditioning in the room, there are still a few people who come to eat hot pot at noon on a hot day. There are only a few people who come to eat in the huge hot pot restaurant. Shi Ye saw Gu Zishuang at a glance.

Shi Ye walked over and pulled away the stool opposite Gu Zishuang and sat down. After ticking off the pot bottoms and side dishes he wanted to eat on the menu and handing them to the waiter, he turned to Gu Zishuang and said, "Why do you want to eat hot pot when you just woke up?"

Gu Zishuang slowly picked up the meat slices and boiled them in the pot and returned to him: "I was woken up by a gay guy in the middle of eating hot pot with Emilia sauce."

Shi Ye swore that he saw the waitress who hadn't gone far. She paused when she heard the word gay, and quickly turned her head to take a sneak peek at him, so he decided to drag this hot pot restaurant into a black hole. list.

"I'm really sorry to disturb you. In fact, I came to you to talk about this matter. I was a little confused just now and maybe I didn't make it clear." Shi Ye took a sip of the free barley tea provided by the hot pot restaurant and said, "If you really If you mind, give me a few days to find another place to rent."

"I don't mind." Gu Zishuang repeated what he said ten minutes ago.

"Wouldn't it be... inconvenient to be a gay roommate?"

"Men and women in this dimension can't bend me." Gu Zishuang answered quickly as if he didn't need to think, and at the same time moved his eyes from the hot pot to Shi Ye, looked at him for a few seconds, and added: "What's more, with you Even the force value can't force me."

Shi Ye felt that today was really a psychedelic day.

After finishing the meal in a daze, Shi Ye slipped back to the apartment slowly with his slippers on and followed Gu Zishuang.As soon as he returned to the house, he habitually picked up his mobile phone, only realizing it a second before he clicked on the penguin icon, and there were hordes of wolves and tigers waiting to spray him into fireworks on the other side of QQ.

"Gu Zi, I want to ask you something." Shi Ye planned to ask for help outside the venue.

Gu Zishuang turned his head away from him, motioning for him to continue.

"I have too many messages on QQ, and my phone freezes as soon as I turn it on. How can you stop it?"

Gu Zishuang didn't expect such an idiotic question, so he replied with two words: "Computer."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I forgot I still have a computer." Shi Ye thanked Gu Zishuang, and quickly turned on the computer to log in to QQ.

It has been so long, and there are still people who keep adding him as friends.Shi Ye changed the permission settings to require correct answers to the questions, and then began to read the chat messages one by one - he was afraid that he would miss someone who asked him to level up and be caught in this group of trolls.

To Shi Ye's surprise, none of the people who added him as friends later were talking about him.

Some said he was cute, some said he had a nice voice, some said please make plans for Jiu Bie Da, some said please don’t make plans for Jiu Bie Da, etc. What he hates the most is a nickname called Chic Three messages sent by people: a sentence with quotation marks "I'm a gay with a butt girl", a screenshot of "Daq233310086 (Lanling King): gay Sinai", and a lonely question mark.

Naturally, Shi Ye didn't reply to these messages. After directly blocking those who kept sending him messages, Shi Ye turned off the computer and turned on QQ on his mobile phone again.

But at this moment, Shi Ye also lost his interest in playing games. He became a little curious about the long-lost reunion with so many fans.So he googled the ID, and there was Baidu Baike, Shi Ye clicked the link in surprise.

"Reunion after a long absence is a Chinese idiom, pronounced jiǔbiéchóngféng, which means that friends or relatives meet again after a long separation."

"Excuse me, excuse me." Shi Ye forked off the webpage, added the keyword "host" and searched again.

Clicking on a webpage titled "How to evaluate the long-awaited reunion of the anchor Meow Claw?", Shi Ye was surprised by the number of thousands of answers.The reply with the most likes is a simple sentence: "Obviously you can rely on your face to make a living."

There are some long-winded replies below, and Ye was a little dazzled when I read a few pages down. Most of these replies are fans boasting about the long-awaited reunion technique 6. Fei Qi is handsome, Fei Qi talks a lot, and plays games. , a small number of passers-by also praised that this anchor has a good character.

A fan on the 92nd floor whose nickname is "Not enough sleep" posted the address of the live broadcast of the long-lost reunion, Weibo links, live broadcast experience, character evaluations and honors, etc., and finally said that it was the only post of the long-fare reunion. The photo is the end, and a [-]-minute science popularization on Shi Ye is completed.

The man in the photo looks like 26, with a smile on his face as he looks at the camera.

However, how does this photo, in which the face under the eyes is covered by a mask, make people come to the conclusion that "it is obvious that you can rely on your face for food"?

The author has something to say: Computers are as fragile as newly unearthed cultural relics.

Turned on Word to watch the live broadcast, and the screen burned to black TT