Multiple crimes

1——Let’s introduce ourselves

Yau: I am the Son of Heaven, why do I need to introduce myself?

Rong: Erzhu Rong.

2—two ages?

Yau: Twenty.

Rong: 29.

3——What is your height?

You: 178.

Rong: 188.

4——What is your first impression of the other party?

You: Tall, rich and handsome!White, tender and fragrant Yazi!

Rong: Just a nervous guy.

5——How do you feel about each other after getting along for a while?

Yau: It’s not that good. Good-looking things are not good things.

Rong: I don't believe that there is nothing wrong with his mind.

6——Which part of the other person's body do you think looks the best?

Yau: The whole body looks good!Really nice! !

Rong: It's all okay... Objectively speaking, he looks pretty good.

7——Talk about the advantages of the other party

Yau: The value of force is online, and the sense of security is overwhelming.

Ron: I can't think of one right now.

8——Talk about the other party’s shortcomings

Yau: It's too harsh to speak.

Rong: Disobedient, making troubles all day long.

9—How was the relationship determined in the first place?

Yau: It was hard to lure him to bed, and he has to be responsible when he falls asleep.

Rong: My younger brother told me that Yuan Xie has a son who can be the emperor, choose him, choose him...but now I don't think he is very good...

(Er Zhuzhao: People are determined by you, I will not take the blame!)

—Wait a minute, do you know what I'm asking about?

Rong: The relationship between monarch and minister, isn't it?

10—Okay, the next question, who do you think is more suitable to be the emperor?

You: This is not a question of who is suitable, but a question of who is qualified!Even if I'm a fool, the throne is still mine. When will the world of the Yuan family get someone else to speak?

Rong: Of course it is me.He is really stupid.

11—Do you think the other party is a veteran in love?

Yau: Love idiots.

Rong: Glib, I feel like an old driver.

12——Are the two having sex?

Yau: Not harmonious, he is poor in technique and impatient, basically I have not had much fun, it all depends on my mind in gaochao.

Rong: It's quite harmonious, except that he keeps tickling me.

13—Have you thought about ways to improve?

Yau: I think we should switch things up. I'm smart and considerate. Leave it to me. He's good, I'm good, everyone is good.

Rong: No need to improve.

14—Have the two considered attacking each other?

Yau: If possible, I'll be in the morning.

Rong: Are you kidding me?

15——Is there anything that cannot satisfy the other party?

You: He wants to establish himself as emperor, which is absolutely impossible.

Rong: He is just a love brain, full of earthy love talk.But I'm very busy, and I don't have time to spend time with him.

(To be continued)