Ren is playing dead before fast crossing

To get on the flower boat.

In another three years, the world was initially settled, and the new emperor announced the name of the country as Yong.

The name of the country is fixed, and the ghosts and ghosts in the four directions at the national event of the new dynasty immediately retreated.

In the next five years, under the steaming national fortune, the national power of the new dynasty developed rapidly.Among them, the new emperor recruited people who practiced the law from all over the world, and said that he would build a general outline for the people who practiced the law in the world, called "General Outline of Magic".

Another ten years later, the Emperor of Chu was already fifty-six, and the "General Compendium of Spells" was completed, which became the treasure of all practitioners in the world.Also in the same year, the Emperor of Chu used the "General Compendium of Magic" as a lure to lure people who practiced the law all over the world to attack the secret realm of the state religion.

one winter.

There is nothing left of Chu Fengchen's spells. As an emperor, he is born with dragon energy to protect himself, but he will also lose his way of cultivation.Although he was in excellent health, he had been fighting for many years, and he was eager for success at the time, so he left a lot of hidden injuries.

Now in his fifties, his temples have turned gray.

"Your Majesty, don't catch a cold in this winter." The person beside him gently draped a fox fur cloak over Chu Fengchen's shoulders.

Most of the palace gardens are planted with peach blossoms.Moreover, Chu Fengchen specially invited practitioners to change the temperature here at all times, and at the same time plant special varieties of peach blossoms.Therefore, the peach blossoms here are always blooming in all seasons.

"Someone clean up the snow well, don't let the flowers fall."

"Yes, let it go, Your Majesty, the slave has already arranged it."

"That's good." After Chu Fengchen said a word, he seemed to be silent.

He can't live for a few years, and he has used the "General Compendium of Spells" as a guide, hoping to open the secret realm of the state religion as soon as possible.I hope that there is still time to see each other again.

A few court ladies who were sweeping Luoxue in the distance suddenly started making noise, and a faint voice could be heard.

"Ah, is there someone here? Who are you, why are you sleeping under the peach tree. It's so cold, you won't faint from the cold, right?"

Seeing that Chu Fengchen hadn't moved, the eunuch beside Chu Fengchen retreated quietly.But after a while, he brought a woman in court dress who looked only seventeen or eighteen years old to the front.

"Your Majesty, this is a new amateur in Shanglan Garden. I heard that the peach blossoms here are always in bloom all year round. I came here to see it an hour ago. But I was tired from playing and fell asleep under the peach tree."

The woman in palace attire wore a pink dress all her life, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and even put on the peach blossom makeup that is popular in the palace with care, making her very beautiful.

Chu Fengchen glanced at the other party lightly, "Asleep?"

The woman in palace costume knelt on the ground without saying a word, but suddenly heard Chu Fengchen's voice, she quickly raised her head, and glanced at him shyly and timidly.

"Drag out, die with a stick."

The woman in palace costume exclaimed, and immediately begged for mercy.

Immediately, someone covered the woman's mouth and pulled her out without a sound.

Every year, there are so few 'smart people' who deliberately play this game.But it was only when I heard that His Majesty met his beloved under the peach tree, and then his beloved fell asleep under the peach tree, that His Majesty fell in love at first sight.

For this palace, this was originally a very common thing, but suddenly, everything seemed to be paused, and everyone was still.

Even the falling snowflakes are frozen in the air.

Lu Yaozhi came out of nowhere, and first rescued the young lady who was about to be dragged out and beaten to death.

What a lovely young lady, you can't kill her.

Chu Fengchen didn't care about the strangeness at this moment, he ran out of the pavilion.But when he got closer, when he was still a dozen steps away from Lu Yaozhi, he stopped.

Lu Yaozhi had just settled down with his young lady, when he turned around, he saw Chu Fengchen looking at him in disbelief.

Lu Yaozhi is as young as ever, but the difference is that the original evil spirit on his body is gone, instead, he is beautiful, like the most perfect creation in the world.

"Are... are you doing well?" Chu Fengchen opened his mouth, and in the end, he could only say this sentence.

He obviously had a lot of things he wanted to say in his heart, but at this moment, all of them lost their meaning.

Lu Yaozhi blinked, "Taoist, I am doing well, but you are different from before, you have become an old man."

Lu Yaozhi's voice was as brisk and lively as ever, unchanged from what he remembered.

However, after pondering Lu Yaozhi's voice, Chu Fengchen raised his hand and touched his cheek, then turned slightly in fear and inferiority.

He is old.

With gray hair, there are wrinkles.

Lu Yaozhi is still the same as before, but he has changed.Actually, the day Lu Yaozhi was taken away by his master, Chu Fengchen knew that they would only drift away.

"Taoist priest, let me come and see you. Be the emperor well, don't look for state religion. Xiaowei... No, Qin Wuhuai... You can't do anything about him."

Chu Fengchen couldn't help but turned back to look at him again, his eyes were red.

Lu Yaozhi frowned, "Taoist, how about I erase your memory about me."

Lu Yaozhi is not the little demon back then, and he can clearly see the matter of feelings.Now he would not believe Chu Fengchen's evil, he really felt that Chu Fengchen didn't like him.

However, some things, even if there were difficulties at the beginning, have passed.

Chu Fengchen squeezed his palms tightly, and after a long time, he said hoarsely, "...no need."

"Okay, then I'm leaving. Be nicer to the girls in the future, don't always stick to death." Lu Yaozhi smiled.

He sneaked out, don't let Yu Chiyu find out.

"Wait a minute." Chu Fengchen ran up, and while Lu Yaozhi was puzzled, he slightly adjusted Lu Yaozhi's clothes and hair.

His movements are slow and careful.

"Let's go." After tidying up, Chu Fengchen said slowly.

Lu Yaozhi suddenly raised his hand, and a peach appeared on the palm of his hand, "Please eat the peach, then I'm leaving, take care of yourself."

"A Yao."

"Huh?" Lu Yaozhi looked back.

"I……"

After waiting for a while, Chu Fengchen didn't speak.Lu Yaozhi shook his head, stepped into the air again and left.

Everything returned to normal, and the snowflakes fell mistyly.

The eunuch came back to his senses, and when he saw Chu Fengchen standing in the snow, he immediately exclaimed, and ran up with him.

Chu Fengchen walked back by himself, and every time he took a step, his body bent a little bit.In just a short distance, he seemed to be seven or eight years older.

The old eunuch was terrified and wanted to call for someone, but was stopped by Chu Fengchen.

"No, I just met the person I wanted to see, and I didn't think much about it."

No one around dared to speak, after all, today's Emperor Chu is too strange.

Chu Fengchen hunched his back, stopped talking, and walked away a little bit.

He is very tired.

Now, all he wants is a good night's sleep.

It was a dream of being young when the scenery remained the same.

98 spoof episodes (buy at will)

1. I am your old father

"Host, failed."

"Host, host... host, don't scare me..."

Lu Yaozhi's complexion twisted for a while.

Under Lu Yaozhi's distortion, a young man who looked like a dick ran up, hugged him affectionately, and said excitedly, "Thank you, I will definitely treat your sister well!"

Sister...Your uncle, sister...

You usually look like you're gay, but you're actually just a dick, and you're actually just attracted to his sister.

Ugh.

Lu Yaozhi looked up to the sky and sighed, what a tragedy.

He shouldn't have chosen this guy to make a movie in the first place, it's all a misleading image.At the beginning, this guy looked domineering, and it was said that he still had the blood of the red wolf with golden eyes in his body. In this world where blood is the product and martial arts is paramount, it is impossible to beat.

But in fact, it's just a show, in private, baji.

Lu Yaozhi has seen the appearance of this guy stimulating the blood, it is simply an enlarged version of the golden blood.Fortunately, the wasted time was not too long. At most half a year, Lu Yaozhi could clearly see the naked/naked nature of this guy.

After the excitement of these two guys was over, Lu Yaozhi patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, treat my sister well, I'm going to visit the mainland. The world is so big, I want to see it."

The younger sister is not his biological sister. When Lu Yaozhi came to this world, he saw that she was about to starve to death, so he picked it up on the road.Afterwards, it has been stocked for half a year, and it still looks timid and submissive, and has no blood talent.

The second-hand family is still quite powerful, and it's not bad that the younger sister he picked up follows him.

Lu Yaozhi is a person who does whatever he wants, and he didn't want to say goodbye to this dog boy and his cheap sister, so he left in the middle of the night.

I have seen a lot, experienced a lot, the people and things in half a year, in fact, in Lu Yaozhi's heart, there is not much impression at all.

Walking and walking, Lu Yaozhi wandered around for a year in a daze, but he still hasn't found a suitable person.

It's not so easy to find someone. If you want to have eye contact with him, you have to be suitable as another protagonist in the film, isn't it? Lu Yaozhi doesn't want such things to happen again.

Stopping and stopping along the way, in a small town, the spicy chicken system suddenly shook, shook again, and then shook violently.

The corner of Lu Yaozhi's mouth twitched, "Are you having a convulsion?"

The spicy chicken system paw pointed at the group of people in front of it. These people were all dressed in the same way, and looked like domestic servants.Just now, these people carried an unconscious person on a stretcher and hurried over.

"The person being carried, I smell a familiar smell."

Lu Yaozhi suddenly became interested, the familiar taste of instant noodles, could it be the system?

Go check it out.

Which lucky guy actually got the system.Judging from the situation, this is a story about a small village martial artist pretending to be aggressive and slapping his face all the way to counterattack.

Following all the way, the man was carried to the hospital.

As soon as Lu Yao stepped in, there was a yell inside, saying that someone had woken up.

"The host is the system, but the system is struggling now." The spicy chicken system was immediately proud.

"How to say?"

The spicy chicken system was proud, "I smell the familiar scent of a despicable predator. If it swallows enough power, this system will be very good. But not now, if I expose it, both it and its host will have to fight." It's over.

We can't deal with them outside, but we came to this world seriously.As long as we rely on the power of this world, we are their uncles, and we can easily make them kneel down and call them daddy. "

One of Lu Yao waved his hand, they are all systematic people, don't hurt each other.

Lu Yaozhi really wanted to know whether the person who got the system was a friend of Gedihu, the king of heaven, or a local fellow.However, considering that his time for this mission is tight after all, he can only pat his ass and leave.

But after walking a few steps, Lu Yaozhi suddenly stopped.

"Instant noodles, you told me last time, what are the strange things that buyers want to see?"

"For a strong confrontation, it is said that it is best for hosts with mutual systems to love and kill each other."

Lu Yaozhi rubbed his chin, "There is a private buyer who offered [-] gold fingers, right?"

The spicy chicken system's eyes lit up, and the thief looked in the direction of the medical hall, "Host, do you mean... to get him?"

"Fuck him!"

"But it's not easy to do. People with this kind of system, if they don't die, they will have to hack us to death later." The system is a little timid.

"You are stupid, turn back and share things with him equally, and share some benefits with him. Then, we will go our separate ways. The universe is so big, it's no wonder he can find us.

Besides, who said it must be successful.At that time, you can edit the film and forcefully create an ambiguous atmosphere, that's all.This kind of emphasis is on the strong duel, the villain and the protagonist's desire to kill.As for falling in love, that's just looking at people with rotten eyes. "

Instant Noodles looked at Lu Yaozhi in shock, immediately aroused 1 admiration.

"That's it. Let's follow this man quietly first, and then find someone who doesn't like him to possess him and become the big villain." Lu Yaozhi set the tone.

Following along the way with melon seeds, Lu Yaozhi discovered that this was not a local fellow who got the system, but was possessed by someone who really got the system.

But this possessed object is a bit miserable, it was originally the eldest son of the patriarch of the family surnamed Wang in this small town, and it was quite good in the first place.But five years ago, the eldest son's genius younger brother failed to cultivate well, went mad and died, and then the old lady couldn't bear it, and died under the blow.

And now, his father went out and died somehow, and only a dead body came back.

It's all right now, there are no adults in this guy's family.The branch was jealous of the patriarch's position, and made a lot of noise, and ended up fighting in front of the mourning hall of the newly deceased patriarch.The eldest son was only 15 years old, and he was 'accidentally injured' by someone's palm in front of his father's mourning hall, and he belched.

Then, the outsider took possession of the system.

Lu Yaozhi observed for two days, and the corpse in front of the mourning hall was still there.

"Host, why are we here?" Instant Noodles was puzzled.

Lu Yaozhi has been looking at the corpse for a long time, don't get me wrong, he is not abnormal.Although the corpse looked a little older, it was middle-aged after all.

"I plan to possess this corpse first, and come to a wave of fraudulent corpses."

The Spicy Chicken system immediately felt disgusted, "Why, didn't you say you want to find an 'enemy'?"

Lu Yaozhi smiled, "I want to be his father first, then die, and then kill him."

Spicy Chicken System: ...

It's a damn bad taste.

This is a normal night, and the Wang family is still very noisy.The master's lineage was in bad luck, people died one after another, and the eldest son was almost killed by someone's palm.

Although he was rescued two days ago, a 15-year-old child with no father and mother could not hold on to the family business.

The night watchman yawned, and suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew by, which made him shiver.Rubbing his arms, he regained consciousness a little.As a result, he turned his head slightly, and when he was about to change his position to sleep, he unexpectedly found the old Patriarch sitting up in the coffin! ?

! ! ! ! !

"Ghost!!! It's a scam!!!!!!"

Shocked, shouted all the way.

Lu Yaozhi moved his new body and smiled.He jumped out of the coffin, raised his feet and ran in one direction.

Soon, the entire Wang family rushed over.

Lu Yaozhi soon discovered that there were many people behind him, but he didn't dare to come and see what happened.

With a bang, Lu Yaozhi directly pushed the host's door open.

The boy in the room frowned, showing a hint of sternness.

Lu Yao stepped forward to give him a firm hug, then frantically stroked the other person's hair, and at the same time shouted sadly: "Son, your old father can't rest assured, because of you, he came back to life. Son, son..."

The boy clenched his hands tightly, with murderous look in his eyes.

Not right, very wrong.

"Son, why don't you call me father?" Lu Yaozhi deliberately looked at the boy suspiciously.

The young man's face was a little distorted, and he finally spit out two words, "...Father..."

Lu Yaozhi was satisfied, "Okay, I'm relieved to hear you say that, your father is indeed my good son..."

Instant noodles: (⊙ω⊙)

……

2. Guess who I am

"Li Siqi, you pervert, I'm embarrassed by your behavior."

"It's embarrassing."

"Instant noodles are my system. Don't you know that last time instant noodles sued me with tears in my eyes the next day, saying that it hurts in my butt! Say that I really coveted it for a long time, Axi."

"Oh, did Li Siqi play tricks on you?"

"Huh???? You're not Li Siqi, so who are you?"

"You don't even know who I am?" Fat Orange Cat's eyes gradually became dangerous, and there was also a hint of perversion.

"Jiang Jiang?" Lu Yaozhi smiled flatteringly, "There's no such thing, be good, go back quickly and let instant noodles come to see me."

After a while.

"do you miss me?"

Lu Yaozhi looked left and right, he really couldn't tell who it was from this chubby fat cat.In the end, he could only speak tremblingly, "Who are you now?"

3. After a long time

It's been a long time, so long that Lu Yaozhi had used his real body to communicate with Yu Chiyu many times, and the two were really together.As a senior veteran employee, Lu Yaozhi has been promoted to the position of 'supervisor', and now he seldom takes out tasks.Most of the time, he and Yu Chiyu roamed around the universe.

For example, tonight, after the torment with old man Yu Chiyu, Lu Yaozhi slept very comfortably.

He had a dream. In the dream, he was still standing on the roof, and Mingzhen sat beside him, combing his hair with a smile.

"Why are you always in my dreams?" Lu Yaozhi asked with a smile.

"I've been here all the time." Mingzhen said with a smile.

But the next moment, the dream began to shatter quickly.Mingzhen didn't take it seriously, but just watched Lu Yaozhi's figure gradually blur.

The shattering of the dream slightly disturbed Lu Yaozhi's sleep, which made him mutter, and then continued to sleep soundly.

Yu Chiyu hugged him, and then hugged him tighter.

Really annoying.

The power of that dead monk has been absorbed by Lu Yaozhi, so it's not easy to peel it off.As a result, his ghost still lingers now, just a bit of indestructible will left, and he still dares to harass his partner every day.

4. After a long, long time

For a long, long, long time, Lu Yaozhi just did a small task on a whim, and by the way, had some fun with Yu Chiyu.

It's just that I didn't expect that just after choosing a monster's body, a large area of ​​cold death breath spread.

Did you make a mistake, it was aimed at me.

Just as Lu Yaozhi was about to turn his face, the aura retreated, and at the same time he shouted: "I found it, I found it..."

What are you looking for?

Lu Yao was stunned.

The spicy chicken system was also confused.

By the way, it scratched the itch on the fart.Alas, the hosts these days are really scary, even systems like this are not spared.

The corner of Lu Yaozhi's mouth twitched, and he looked away with a distorted face.

But...hehe...hehe...the host always says it's stupid, but it's actually a crush on it...it's pretty flattering to think about it...hehehehe...