Ren is playing dead before fast crossing

On Lu Yaozhi's shoulder.Then, he moved, leaning slightly.

Whoa, he wants to kiss me?

Lu Yaozhi is a bolt from the blue, and he hasn't seen him for more than 200 years. It's amazing that the god of death has learned something.In just a few seconds, Lu Yaozhi felt that his brain cells were burning crazily.

Very good, after recalling, he has never eaten onion or garlic.

As a veteran romance film seller, in a love story that can sing or cry, what is shown must be the epic and tears of absolute love.

Xiao Xiannan will not put the facial expression of going to the toilet in the video, similarly, there will never be a kissing partner kissing you in a romance movie, and then suddenly frowning, and finds that things are not simple.

You just ate garlic! ?

This shit is ridiculous, this kind of situation must not happen.

However, it seems that we are not making romance films anymore.Oops, professional habits professional habits.

Lu Yaozhi's brain opened, and he suddenly felt a warm touch between his brows.Lu Yaozhi froze for a moment, then tentatively opened his eyes.

Huh?

Sure enough, the god of death is still the same god of death, so he shouldn't be held in high regard.

He actually kissed the forehead.

This forehead kiss lasted about four or five seconds, and then the god of death took a step back slightly, looking at Lu Yaozhi with a smile on his face.

Lu Yaozhi was a little puzzled, but the next moment, his forehead suddenly felt hot, as if a spoonful of hot water was suddenly poured on a piece of skin.

Lu Yaozhi let out a wow, and slapped himself on the forehead fiercely, thinking that this place was on fire, it hurt like hell.

But fortunately, this huge pain only lasted for a second or two, and then came a slightly cold and comfortable feeling.Lu Yao touched the skin of his forehead subconsciously, but he didn't feel anything.

"Let's go." Al took Lu Yaozhi's hand again and led him to walk on the water.

"Hey, what are you doing to me? Tell me, I'll be angry if you don't."

Grim Reaper's gray pupils looked straight ahead, and he was in an unprecedentedly good mood, "Blessings, my blessings. From now on, death will stay away from you, and my power will never hurt you."

Lu Yaozhi raised his head in surprise, and glanced at the god of death.

There is no way, the God of Reaper is more than 1.8 meters, his body is an ordinary boy, and his height is maintained at more than 1.7 meters for boys.In comparison, the gap is quite large, but I just looked up.

"Look." When Lu Yaozhi was thinking, the god of death took Lu Yaozhi's hand and stretched it out into the rain.

The rain has been falling heavily, and it will soon gather into a ball in the palm of a person.Of course, it is also easy to get a person wet.But now, the rain fell on Lu Yaozhi's palm.Lu Yaozhi felt the coolness brought by the rain, but when he turned his palm over slightly, the rainwater accumulated in his hand slipped instantly.

His hands were as dry as ever.

"So amazing?" Lu Yaozhi suddenly became active.

Without a circle, I didn't expect him to fall so quickly, and immediately changed his job from an angel to a god of death.But when I think about it, I'm quite happy.

Lu Yaozhi was having fun running around in the rain.Later, he even discovered that, as long as he didn't want to, all the falling rain would drip and slide to other places within a few centimeters of his body.It seemed that there was an invisible safety cover on his body, covering him.

It was quite enjoyable to play, and Lu Yaozhi quickly came back again.

He looked up at Death and asked, "Are you happy?"

Reaper was taken aback.

Lu Yaozhi raised his hand to mention the corner of Death's mouth, which made the corner of his smiling mouth wider.

"Thank you for taking care of me during this time. I hope you will be happy during this time." Lu Yaozhi said seriously.

Back then, the god of death kept designing him to die, and there was great terror between life and death. Lu Yaozhi didn't think it was wrong for him to stab Cupid's arrow in his chest.

After all, the other party wants to kill him, and he wants to survive.In order to survive, Lu Yaozhi would not feel that there was anything wrong with him if he did anything.

Between him and the god of death, they are all standing in their own positions.

But, after this time, he probably won't come back here again.He said he came here because Mr. Egg gave him a generous reward, and another small part of the reason was that Lu Yaozhi really came to deal with the aftermath.

Return Jiang Yang to freedom and help him escape from the main god.

Pull out Cupid's arrow and let Death become the original Death.

The god of death is different from Jiang Yang, his love originated from Cupid's arrow, and when the arrow is gone, he is still the god of death before.Although he will still save the memory of this time, but saving does not mean that there will be touches.

It's like watching a touching movie alone, and you might be touched when you watch it.But out of the cinema, of course the whole movie is remembered.In retrospect, it seems that it was just like that, and there was no extra emotion.

Reaper was silent for a moment, then nodded slightly.

Lu Yaozhi smiled and said: "That's good, but we are in such a good mood, so let's stop raining. Look, your heavy rain is almost drowning the whole world.

Believe me, you'd be happier if the world was more lively, and I'll take you to some fun.Look at your dress, it's too old-fashioned.At first glance, it has been derailed from the world for an unknown amount of time. "

Reaper subconsciously looked down at his own clothes, then at Lu Yaozhi's casual attire, and frowned.

They stood together, Lu Yaozhi was too lively and sunny.

All living life will eventually return to death, so the god of death has never put this kind of life in his eyes.He is death, the end of life, and a life that is too vivid even makes him dislike it.

But at this moment, God of Death felt that there seemed to be something extra in the dead silence he loved.

Subconsciously, he touched his chest. The heart, which originally symbolized death and was not beating, seemed to jump just now.

In the center of the heart that the god of death cannot see, a miniature golden arrow exudes a golden halo.Essentially, it has no power to harm anything.However, its other power even interfered with the law of death, causing a ray of life to be born in death.

"The rain has stopped." Lu Yaozhi walked for a while, and found that the rain was rapidly decreasing, and it was almost gone now.The sky that was originally covered by dark clouds is gradually decreasing.

Reaper put away the black umbrella and beckoned Lu Yaozhi to follow him.

It took six days for the rain to subside completely, and the entire New York City was caught in a complete post-disaster reconstruction effort.Such heavy rain is unprecedented in history.

Those who survived cried, and mourning ceremonies were held in various places.

Those who are alive will keep in mind this disaster and cherish their every day even more.

Lu Yaozhi bought two white chrysanthemums from a street vendor, and gave one to Death.

Ahead, the priest holds a funeral on a lawn.This funeral was fund-raised by various social personnel.Those buried are those whose entire families died in the catastrophe.

The people who came to the funeral were all strangers.

The eulogy of death was originally about telling various deeds of a person during his life.But it was a mass funeral, so the eulogy became a consolation for the disaster.

Appease the living and live better.

Lu Yaozhi stepped forward and planted a white chrysanthemum in front, followed by the Grim Reaper.

"Why do you come here?" Death was puzzled.

Just as life is born, life also dies.In his opinion, this is normal.

With modern technology, post-disaster reconstruction is quite quick.In just a few days, it seems that many things have come alive again.

"I just wanted to give you a present."

"Huh?" Death was a little surprised.

Lu Yaozhi turned his head and said with a smile: "I found that your life is too monotonous. During this period of time, I will show you many different things. Even if there are only simple memories left in the future, at least you have had them."

The god of death was puzzled, when his gray pupils looked at Lu Yaozhi, they were always focused and gentle.He kissed Lu Yaozhi's forehead, and he seemed obsessed with this action during this time.

He didn't quite understand the significance of Lu Yaozhi's gift, but he was very happy to be with Lu Yaozhi now.This feeling is more intense than it was more than 200 years ago. He is a little strange, but he accepts it with pleasure.

The system leaned on Lu Yaozhi's shoulder and smiled.

One of Lu Yao turned his head, saw the cold eyes of the hot chicken system, and couldn't help but punched the system.

A few days ago, the spicy chicken system woke up again.This time it seems to be fine, but the spicy chicken system is fine.

Assi.

The system can actually score finely, hot chicken, why can't you go to heaven.

The system snorted coldly, and closed his eyes out of sight and out of mind.

23. The predecessor is the infinite boss & death

"You live here?" Lu Yaozhi was quite surprised.

Unexpectedly, the god of death is still a local tyrant, and he even has a big villa.He also thought that the god of death might sleep in the coffin.

A few days ago, Lu Yaozhi stayed in the hotel with the god of death.Now the hotels are full, and the business is not going well.After all, the rain has stopped, but it will take time for the water to recede.Besides, the water has finally receded, and most of the low-lying places, the houses must have been soaked in a mess.

Lu Yaozhi looked around, then bared his teeth.

Next door to this big villa, the lawn has been washed to pieces, and the house is in a mess.Here, except for some water on the ground, everything is fine.

This differential treatment, will not be too big.

Lu Yaozhi can assure you that the family next door will definitely complain to the real estate agent.For the same house, whether I gave less money or can’t lift a knife, why is his house so awesome and standing upright.

Even the grass on the lawn in front of their house has a particularly well-developed root system, which has not been washed away at all, and is firmly rooted in the soil.Let me ask you, is your conscience able to live with such a difference?

The god of death slapped Lu Yaozhi's head, which is also his habit/hobby during this period of time.After masturbating, you can feel good all day long.

"This place, have you forgotten?"

Lu Yao was stunned.

After looking east and west, I suddenly found a strange street light.Isn't it surprising that there are villas built around this place, and the street lamp stands strangely in the middle of the lawn in the yard, showing its existence in a particularly ostentatious way.

The problem is, it's out of place, it's so out of character.

If this is a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, it is estimated that he will be suffocated for a long time.

Lu Yaozhi had a flash of inspiration, blessed his soul, and suddenly realized, "How could I forget, I asked you to wait for me."

The god of death was very happy, "It was rebuilt later and turned into a villa area. I kept it purposely, and I still live here, waiting for you all the time."

"You have been living here for more than 200 years?"

Reaper nodded affirmatively.

"What about when there is no house?"

"Standing, it's okay, those mortals can't see me."

Lu Yaozhi choked, hesitated for a long time, and just patted the arm of the god of death as a comfort.Brother der, thank you for your hard work.

"Let's go." Death smiled.

This is the place where he waited for Lu Yaozhi. Although it had been more than 200 years, he didn't have much memory of this place.But Lu Yaozhi is an ordinary person. As ordinary people, they often need a fixed place to live.

In this regard, Reaper felt that this place was very good.If Lu Yaozhi is not satisfied, they can change it later.

Reaper strode forward, and he went straight in...in...

Lu Yao looked dazed, you should open the door for me.These days, gods are amazing, gods can walk in without opening the door.

Lu Yaozhi slammed the door angrily.

A second later, the god of death came back in embarrassment.

"You can do it too, try?" Death smiled.

Lu Yaozhi clicked his tongue, and plunged into the drill aggressively.Then, with a bang, Lu Yaozhi's head hit the door.

Ah Xi, Ba Ge Ya Lu, dead dead...

In an instant, Lu Yaozhi's head was full of swear words in various languages. Was he played by the god of death! ?

"Are you all right?" Death quickly pulled Lu Yaozhi back, and rubbed his forehead with some dumbfounding, "Don't worry, follow me."

Lu Yaozhi was held by the god of death and led by the other party, and he found that he really walked through the door so straight.The wooden gate, he felt like a thin layer of water curtain, it was very easy to shuttle through.

Half of the body is outside the door, and the other half is inside the house, which is a bit surprising.

After the novelty passed, Lu Yaozhi really entered the house and began to look at the villa.

The villa is divided into upper and lower floors. It seems that no one has lived in it for a long time, and the room is a bit dark and damp.The overall tone is more gray and dark, a little dull.

But the most peculiar thing about this room to Lu Yaozhi is the upstairs space, one side of which is actually a row of huge bookshelves, stretching up from the side of the wall on the first floor, filled with all kinds of books.

A narrow spiral staircase leads directly to the upper floor.

The strange thing is that except for the upper and lower ends of the stairs touching the ground, the rest of the load-bearing places are suspended.Such a design is quite unfriendly to people who are afraid of heights.

Apart from these bookshelves, there are not many other furnishings in the room, only the sofa and coffee table are placed in the living room.On the whole, the house looked very empty.

Lu Yaozhi felt quite miraculous. He walked upstairs along the stairs and climbed to the bookshelf after a while.

The downstairs still couldn't see clearly, but only now did Lu Yaozhi take a closer look.Many of these bookshelves are simply floating in the air.If others saw this, they would probably be scared to death.

Reaper took off his coat and threw it on the sofa, then reached into the void and clicked.Soon, a book the size of a small computer desk flew to Lu Yaozhi's side lying flat.

"You can sit on it." Death smiled.

Lu Yaozhi really found it interesting. He tried to stomp on it with his foot, and the huge book was solid.Lu Yaozhi was also bold, he didn't sit down, he just stood up.

The book still does not move, as steady as an old dog.

But when Lu Yaozhi thought about it, the book jumped out.

It was so refreshing, Lu Yaozhi was so excited that he flew around the room like riding a magic broom.In the future, please call him the savior. Stay away and rest.

Compared with Jiang Yang, God of Death is much more fun here.And it was Death who played with him, not him.The happiest thing is that he has room to keep the rustic love words that are about to run out, which is a must-have for walking in the rivers and lakes.

It's not that he is bragging. If a man wants to fall in love, he must be handsome if he has no money, and he must be coquettish if he is not handsome.If you are coquettish, your spring heart is sprouting, and if you are profligate, you don't know what evening it is.

Since ancient times, true feelings can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts.

This sentence applies to more than 70.00% of men and women, rest.

But this kind of move doesn't need to be used to deal with Reaper, he is a love rookie.After so many years, the guy who didn't even have a heartbeat must have never stiffened slightly in the morning to show his respect.

There would be no handshake if there hadn't been a tribute.Guys who haven't even shaken hands before, and guys who stay close to kissing their foreheads, what kind of routine do they want, what kind of routine do they want.

At night, after being excited for the whole day, Lu Yaozhi was overwhelmed.

He was hungry, but the guy on the other side didn't know anything about it.

What to eat?There is not a single grain of rice in this place.The whole house, because of the lack of food, snakes, rats and ants ran away.

Presumably, they all fled the famine.To stay here is to starve to death.

But the problem now is that Lu Yaozhi doesn't have a mobile phone at all. The god of death has never thought of keeping pace with the times after so many years, and he has never used a mobile phone at all.

What does this mean?

It means that he is a majestic magical boy, a savior, and he can't even order a takeaway.

I'm hungry.

Lu Yaozhi was so hungry that he couldn't bear it, and finally couldn't help but squeeze the palm of the God of Death.

Grim Reaper turned his head to look intently, "What's wrong?"

"hungry."

The god of death suddenly realized that during the few days before staying in the hotel, Lu Yaozhi seemed to be buying something to eat.Yes, he wants to eat.

A great event was discovered, and Death stood up.

"Are you going to conjure something to eat?" Lu Yaozhi looked at him expectantly.

Grim Reaper rubbed Lu Yaozhi's smooth black hair, and said with a smile, "Wait a minute."

So, in Lu Yaozhi's expectant eyes, the god of death began to call.

Lu Yaozhi was very excited when he watched the movement of the god of death.Ah, he can guarantee that the god of death must be thinking silently in his heart: O food of the world, listen to my call, I order you to appear immediately, and save the stomach of the savior.

The empty hall suddenly became a little cold, Lu Yao subconsciously rubbed his arms.Not only did the temperature drop suddenly, but the air gradually became more depressing.

Lu Yaozhi swallowed his saliva, what kind of food is there for him to appear in such a grand manner.The food that comes out will not be rebellious, what should I do if I refuse to give it to him?

The black mist gradually filled, and Lu Yaozhi waved away some of it uncomfortably.

Then, what did Lu Yaozhi see.

He saw eight/nine deadpools in black robes with scythes in their right hands?Deadpool can be regarded as a subordinate of the god of death. Generally, the god of death will design the death of life, and the soul after death is hooked away by deadpool with a sickle.

Look carefully, one pair of three, three teams lined up, should be exactly nine, neatly lined up.

Will the mere Deadpool scare Lu Yaozhi?Of course not, after all, he is a little fairy who dares to fight against the god of death.

But now, Lu Yaozhi was still scared and trembling.Because of the pale faces of these dead servants, everyone actually held a bag of vegetables in their free left hands.

"Let's cook some human food." Death said lightly.

"Yes." The nine Deadpools moved in unison, holding their sickles, and entered the kitchen in line.

Lu Yaozhi took a deep breath, curled up on the sofa to comfort his pure and beautiful heart, "Is this also okay?"

The three views are refreshed.

Reaper sat over and asked Lu Yaozhi to spread his palms.On the palm of his hand, there seemed to be an extremely thin line.

"You can do it too, go through doors, make books float, summon Deadpool, and even create death... These, if you want to learn, I can teach you slowly in the future." The God of Death looked into Lu Yaozhi's eyes and said seriously .

Lu Yaozhi turned his head in embarrassment, the god of death always looked at him too intently.In the gray pupils, he seemed to be the only one left in the silence.

This kind of concentration made Lu Yaozhi always embarrassed.

24. The predecessor is the infinite boss & death

The dinner is very rich, with Chinese and Western dishes, and the taste is unexpectedly good. If you continue to cook, you will almost be able to catch up with the full banquet.Everything is fine, except that when eating, Lu Yaozhi is quite uncomfortable.

When eating with Jiang Yang, he couldn't finish a meal of lunch in less than two hours.

Because I eat with him, my eyes are particularly hot.One bite for you, one bite for me, feed each other.It's been a while since we had a meal, but we haven't even kissed for a long time.After a meal, Lu Yaozhi felt that his mouth was going to be swollen from being kissed recently.

When eating with Death, he was very quiet and didn't make any other movements.But the problem is that he, plus nine dead waiters, are all watching you eat intently.

Lu Yaozhi picked up a dish with chopsticks, and the group of gods looked in the direction of the dish.Overall, he was very stressed when he was eating, neither was eating, nor was he not eating.Under the pressure, Lu Yaozhi finished more than half of the meal in a hurry.

If you come out to prostitute, you still have to give face.Look how many people there are who can make someone hold a scythe and cook for you.

After eating and going back to bed, Lu Yaozhi slipped up the stairs.The upper floor is so large that it is full of bookshelves, and there are only two rooms in total.Lu Yaozhi didn't ask the god of death which room was his.

What are you asking, does the god of death still sleep?He doesn't eat, drink, go to the bathroom, and of course he doesn't have to sleep.

The two rooms are probably decorations.

Sure enough, Lu Yaozhi chose the room where he closed his eyes and jumped in, but he didn't see the god of death objecting downstairs.

As soon as the door was closed, Lu Yaozhi didn't want to sleep at all, and directly tore off the hot chicken system lying on his shoulder.Today, I have to have a good chat with it.

You have a system that is still smart, something is wrong, you must be honest.

"Meow." The system turned around neatly, and lay down firmly on the bed.Then, he pretended to be stupid with Lu Yaozhi.

One of Lu Yao pointed to the system, "It's useless, you scumbag, tell me what's going on."

The system clasped its hands and cried, "Host, please forgive me, I really don't know. I just scanned for a virus, and after more than half of the scan, I found that I couldn't go on. You don't know, as a fragile little system, how weak I was at the time." Helpless and weak."

"speak English!"

"The anti-drug failed, and the intrusion data could not be deleted, so I simply allocated a piece of system space for it, and it will not interfere with it." The system said righteously.

Lu Yaozhi took a deep breath and said with extreme grief and indignation, "The loss of power and humiliation of the country, can the territory be ceded casually? I have trained you for so many years, and you surrendered in minutes. It hurts so much. It hurts so much.

I tell you, one cession has countless cessions.You... you, the system that makes me so sad, you are no longer a standing system, even though you are lying on your stomach now, your soul is already kneeling. "

Lu Yaozhi's fingers trembled, his face was sad and angry, what a blow this incident was to him.

"I... I... I was wrong..." The system had a cat face showing guilt, as if it really felt sorry for the host.

"Let me ask you." Lu Yaozhi's face suddenly changed, "Was it Yu Chiyu who hacked your data to destroy it? Let me tell you, no matter how strong a fortress is, it is easy to be destroyed from the inside."

"No, no, it shouldn't be Yu Chiyu. The data that just invaded is very strange. Basically, it has no energy, but it is very tenacious, so I can't kill it." The system murmured weakly, "Don't worry, The system has been bound to you, even if this small set of data comes out sometimes, it still has to listen to you.

Big deal, after your vacation is over, let's make a big one.When the time comes to sell it at a good price, let's buy some invincible anti-virus software, and I'll just kill it. "

Lu Yaozhi struggled for a long time, and could only accept this method.Otherwise, what should I do?

Since there is no other way now, Lu Yaozhi also gave up thinking too much, it is easy to lose hair if you think too much.It is also a day to be happy, and it is also a day to be unhappy. It is better to be happy.

A good night's sleep... Shit, in the middle of the night, Lu Yaozhi suddenly woke up from a deep sleep.

Sitting on the bed, he felt goosebumps coming out of his back densely.This is the lair of death, ghosts and ghosts, should he be afraid?No need.

Lu Yaozhi turned his head with the reassurance that he could shout at any time, as a god, the god of death should appear in a blink of an eye.Then, he saw the spicy chicken system squatting beside his bed, looking at him quietly.

Does a person's vision have substance?No.

But in fact, if you just stare at someone on the street, that person will look back at you soon.

When you are in a deep sleep and someone stares at you with faint eyes, you will definitely wake up suddenly in a daze.

From this point of view, eyes can't kill people, but they can scare people to death, especially in the middle of the night.

"What are you doing?" Lu Yaozhi was very angry.

The garbage system chuckled, then meowed, and rushed towards Lu Yaozhi.

Lu Yaozhi gasped, this dead cat was so courageous that it showed its paws at him.Is it your system that is floating, or my host can't raise his fist anymore.

"Help." Lu Yaozhi once again stood on the shoulders of giants without hesitation.Then... Lu Yaozhi was really surprised, he found that he couldn't make a sound from his throat.

The spicy chicken system is too fat, with a weight of more than ten kilograms and a strong jumping ability, it goes straight to Lu Yaozhi's forehead, and instantly pushes Lu Yaozhi to the bed.

Then, the spicy chicken system's shiny paws patted Lu Yaozhi's face.

Just ask you, are you moved?

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

The grief and indignation in Lu Yaozhi's heart, he really shouldn't believe in the spicy chicken system.The promised intrusion data is weak, and the agreed intrusion data has to be listened to.

What's going on now, hot chicken system, I'm afraid you have completely knelt down and been photographed to death.

Lu Yaozhi quietly opened his eyes and looked around, surprised to find that the spicy chicken system still has such complicated eyes with such indifference and helplessness, and melancholy and melancholy.

The spicy chicken system is so smart?I didn't expect it to be able to express such a weird and unpredictable look.

Lu Yaozhi blinked, and the system blinked too.

Then... Lu Yaozhi swears, he saw the system's beard tremble.For a fat cat, it actually smiled.Nima, it actually laughed.

What a smiling cat, it can be promoted to an Internet celebrity cat, and I will sell it for a good price tomorrow.Lu Yaozhi swore once again that he was serious.

A moment later, Lu Yaozhi shivered.

This cat... this cat... it actually kissed him on the mouth, kissed him!To stick out your tongue and lick, lick!

Longevity, is the beauty that he exudes from the inside not only surpassing male and female genders, but also breaking through the restrictions of race?This is really too sinful, how can he politely reject the system so as not to hurt its heart.

When Lu Yaozhi was trembling, the system suddenly let out a shrill meow.

Then, the whole body of the system exploded, as if it had been electrified instantly, it bounced up and jumped on the floor.

The system spat several times in a row, and even spat several mouthfuls of saliva onto its own cat's paw, and then wiped its own cat's mouth paw by paw.

Lu Yaozhi was stunned.

After the system finished wiping the cat's mouth, I was heartbroken.

"Host, I didn't expect you to be such a host! You even secretly kissed me while I was sleeping. I know, I know the beauty of my beautiful system soul, which has surpassed the limitations of race, but it is the right thing for a host to fall in love with the system." It didn't end well.

The most important thing is that the host should be sober. As a system with integrity, I don't like you. You must calm down and don't do anything irreparable to me in the emptiness and loneliness. "

Lu Yaozhi took a look at the system and said, "Instant noodles, I said you rushed forward, do you believe it?"

The spicy chicken system has a face like you are so rough, I believe in your evil, you have been looking at me for a long time, and today you finally stretched out your sinful lips to me, trying to make the system pure and insecure.

Lu Yaozhi glanced at the system quietly, snorted arrogantly, fell asleep without being too lazy to explain.

The whole night, the system trembled and did not dare to sleep, fearing that Lu Yaozhi would stick out his sinful lips again.

Early in the morning, the system turned its head to look at its own tail and the buttocks under the tail.It decided that next time it had to find a way to get a golden finger to protect its buttocks.

It must not let the host succeed, ╭(╯^╰)╮

Lu Yaozhi struggled for a long time last night before falling asleep, and when he woke up, it was noon.

"Let's eat." Death heard the footsteps, got up and looked up at the stairs, and smiled.

The weather is fine today, and the curtains are drawn.Bright sunlight poured into the room, removing a lot of dust and moisture from yesterday.

The lunch was still rich, probably made by those guys with scythes.Poor, dignified dead waiter, reduced to a chef.But don't say it, these guys are really good at craftsmanship.

"I chose Deadpool, who was a chef during his lifetime." Probably guessing what Lu Yaozhi was thinking, the god of death on the other side of the restaurant smiled.

This time at dinner, there was no dead waiter, only death staring at him, Lu Yaozhi felt better, not as awkward as yesterday.

While eating, Lu Yaozhi suddenly thought of a question, "Are you unable to eat, or do you not need to eat?"

God of death had never thought about this question.

He doesn't eat when he's not hungry, and he doesn't have the desire to eat, so he really hasn't thought about it.After pondering for three seconds, the god of death replied: "You don't need to eat."

"Then let me ask you another question, do you still have to go to the toilet after eating?" Lu Yaozhi didn't affect his appetite at all when he mentioned the toilet issue during the meal.

"No, everything will be digested."

"Oh, then how did you become the god of death? Do you practice? It's like a novel. Are there any exercises?"

"Do you have other god friends? What kind of gods are they? Can you get to know them?"

"How did Deadpool come to be? Why do they wear black robes? Is this robe special? What era is it now, can't they have some hobbies of their own? For example, what kind of white robes do they wear, red robes and green robes? of?"

"Can their sickles only be used to seduce souls? Can they be used to cut sashimi? Can they chop wood?"

"You are the god of death, does Yama really exist? Will you not have business conflicts?"

"..."

One afternoon, Lu Yaozhi asked countless questions, ranging from the system of gods to the gossip of various gods, asking them with gusto.

The Grim Reaper didn't know what was out of his good temper, but he always answered Lu Yaozhi's questions patiently and gently.

Before he knew it, Lu Yaozhi felt that it was time for him to have dinner.

The system has nothing to love but glanced at Lu Yao, there are thousands of hosts, why are you so handsome.

25. The predecessor is the infinite boss & death

"Host, I have a piece of life philosophy advice, do you listen to it?" Instant Noodles said slowly while lying at the foot of the bed with his paws in his hands, eyes half closed.

Lu Yaozhi clicked his tongue, "Let go."

There is an acronym for fart.

"Eat when you wake up, and sleep after eating. This is the pig's way of life. And fattened pigs usually end up being slaughtered by the owner for meat." The system didn't mind Lu Yaozhi's succinct words, and said quietly.

Lu Yaozhi stood up and sat up from the bed, "Whose philosophical advice is so plain?"

"Truth is born out of ordinary things." The system smacked its lips and said slowly.It probably thought that what it said was very philosophical, and its beard trembled in satisfaction.

"Oh." Lu Yaozhi thought for a moment, then lay back.

The system was heartbroken, "You are the worst host I have ever managed."

"To each other, you are the worst system I have ever trained."

After disliking each other, Lu Yaozhi turned over on the bed.Cover the quilt and sleep.What was killed by the owner in the end? Even if you want to kill a pig, you have to raise it for a while. Who would kill a piglet?

He has only lived this kind of life for a day or two, okay, it’s early, ╭(╯^╰)╮

After sleeping until midnight, Lu Yaozhi was awakened by that gloomy gaze again.The so-called first time is born and second time is familiar, so Lu Yaozhi turned his head calmly, and then smiled.

Well, the kind that is very attractive--shit.

Even if it is a little fairy boy, he wakes up with gum in the corners of his eyes when he wakes up halfway through sleep.

But it's okay, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.After becoming a schizophrenic, she fell in love with his system across racial boundaries.Lu Yaozhi firmly believed that the system must be fascinated by him.

Sure enough, the system staring at him appeared a little confused.

Lu Yaozhi raised his hand calmly, and his arm roared down.

Snapped!

The strength is so great that the sound is crisp.

The system's head was instantly smashed into a cake. Before the fine-point system showed its claws, Lu Yaozhi quickly grabbed the neck of the fine-point system's fate, and then stuffed it into his chest.

What are you doing, put yourself to sleep.

Lu Yaozhi just wanted to sleep in a different position, face down.There is a ball of fur on the chest, so I sleep comfortably.

The fine score system is not working, and the entire cat's face is completely distorted.

Bass - this is the sound of the fine points system showing its claws.

Huh...huh...Then, the fine-point system heard Lu Yaozhi's shallow breathing.It turned its head vigorously, Lu Yaozhi's face was only a few centimeters away from the top of its head.

After a long time, it sighed.

"Lu Yaozhi..." It raised its paw and patted the corner of Lu Yaozhi's mouth lightly.

The expression in the cat's eyes gradually became obscure. Unexpectedly, he died...and finally stayed by Lu Yaozhi's side in this way.What Yu Chiyu said was true, Lu Yaozhi lied to him, not just a simple deception, but simply playing him like a fool!

With so many thoughts in its head, it gradually closed its eyes half-closed.His will to hide in is still too weak, he must find a way, he can't be satisfied with just going out