Pingtou brother interstellar practice

"...According to the observations by the Astronomical Bureau, a blue mermaid-shaped asteroid is flying towards the Dahonglian galaxy, and it is expected to pass by the local area in two months. At that time, some unknown cosmic phenomena may appear, please the general interstellar people in advance Take precautions and minimize travel..."

Xu Jian had a dream.

In the dream, he seemed to be fighting with someone with his tongue.Tongue is not Xu Jian's strong point, but the other party is a water snake.The long body wrapped around him tightly, and the tongue was even forked, attacking him frantically from all directions.

Of course Xu Jian was not to be outdone, as long as it was a fight, no matter where it was used, Xu Jian was no longer afraid.The two sides fought back and forth for [-] rounds.

Because it was in the water, Xu Jian was at a disadvantage, and the other party tore all his clothes.Later, we were tired from the fight, and both sides were out of breath.The water snake clung to him and swam away inch by inch.Xu Jian was on fire with him, with nowhere to vent her strength, so she rushed forward and fought again...

After waking up, Xu Jian was at his home.He was naked, his mouth was slightly sore, and his tongue was numb, as if he had been adding bark all night.

Song Zangxiu said that he was drunk last night, and Wu Linhan sent him back.He vomited all over him, and they helped him take a bath before leaving.

"What time did he leave?" Xu Jian put on his pants and walked out the door.My brain is a bit fragmented, and I don't quite remember what happened last night.

Song Zangxiu was heating milk in the kitchen, and calculated the time: "You came back at two, and he left at six."

Suddenly felt something was wrong, Wu Linhan spent too long in Xu Jian's bedroom.But Xu Jian is a man, and Wu Linhan is also a man, so what's wrong?

Song Zangxiu didn't know what to say, but he had a vague feeling that something was wrong.Like mother pig carelessly ignoring the worries of little piglets, I always feel that something is not right.

This feeling passed in a flash, because Xu Jian sat at the table, stared blankly for a while, and said, "I want to resign."

"Really?" Song Zangxiu was very happy, and brought breakfast to the table, "Hey, why? Didn't you want to leave before?"

Xu Jian smiled and shook her head: "I don't know either." He took two sips of milk, "Forget it, I'm just joking, so I won't resign."

Song Zangxiu was very happy, he felt that Xu Jian was a bit weird recently.He goes home very late every night, and Wu Linhan sees him off every time he comes back.Get up at five o'clock on the weekend in a daze, ask him why he can't say one, two, three like an idiot badger, and then Wu Linhan came to pick him up soon, and he ran away alive and well.

Until there were media reports on the Internet, scribbling gossip about the two of them.There are photos, there are videos, it's intimate.There are different opinions on the Internet, saying everything.As a young scientist, Wu Linhan is good-looking, has a bright future, and is very popular. Many imperial princesses and ladies are waiting to marry him.

People called Xu Jian immoral and immoral.

Song Zangxiu was very annoyed, his junior was picked on and scolded by others, it was impossible for him as a senior to ignore it.That day when he and Xu Jian got off work, a group of young college students stopped Xu Jian and asked him for an explanation.Xu Jian didn't know what to ask, and was quite confused.

Song Zangxiu went up and output violently: "Fuck you! If you talk nonsense again, you will tear your mouth to pieces!"

One popsicle is given out per capita, which makes a big fuss.

Xu Jian was talked to by the school leaders in turn, Hoplandson also came, and various imperial leaders.From the very beginning, he retorted and explained, "We are just an ordinary friendship!" 'In the end, it gradually became silent.

"Look at the video, what happens in a normal relationship?"

Sitting opposite him, Li Fengchun showed him the hottest video uploaded on the Internet.

It was two people who went to play on the cruise ship the night before yesterday, and they both drank a little too much.Playing a little crazy, Wu Linhan pinched his waist and lifted him up to sit on the guardrail. He was afraid of falling, so he clamped the person between his legs and hooked his hands around the other's neck.Wu Linhan's face nestled in his arms, and suddenly his face turned up, not knowing what was said in Xu Jian's ear.Xu Jian was so drunk that she tilted her neck and laughed.Wu Linhan turned his face away and covered him.Whether they were talking or kissing, no one could say clearly.

Xu Jian couldn't tell either.

Now, in fact, he didn't dare to guarantee many things.Song Zangxiu reminded him earlier that Wu Linhan seemed to be looking for him too diligently.But the straight man of the two tens of thousands of years, neither of them thought deeply about it, thinking that it was just a child clinging to others.

But thinking back carefully now, as adults, he and Wu Linhan were indeed too close.

Xu Jian slowly came to his senses, feeling a little complicated.

"Perhaps you really don't have much to do, but there are too many videos and photos like this." Li Fengchun sighed, and said, "Xu, this is actually not the problem now. Xiaowu, you know, he has a special status. Protecting him and changing his face, he can now live again and have his own business. And his uncle... In fact, he is under a lot of pressure. If he wants to be a normal person, he must start a family and start a business.

Of course, if you two can really be together, it's not a big deal.What his uncle meant was that he would form a family in the future and live a good life.The key now is that you have to express your opinion. There are overwhelming speculations on the Internet now, and it is because the relationship between the two of you is too ambiguous.If both of you really have the heart, those are easy to deal with. "

After Li Fengchun finished speaking, Xu Jian seemed to be struck by lightning, unable to recover for a long time.

"Old Li, you know, I'm not human." After a long silence, Xu Jian's first sentence was this.

Li Fengchun smiled, "It's not human, let's talk about that, he is not an ordinary human either."

No ordinary person would dare to marry a cosmic-level nuclear weapon.

"I am his master." Xu Jian whispered, "This is a big treason in our master's school."

"Xu Jian, I think you're still a bit old-fashioned." Li Fengchun crossed his legs, "What age is this, no one cares about it. What's more, he is already 24, adults have this right."

"But he and I are both male..."

"These are nothing." Li Fengchun shook his head like a rattle, "The key to the problem now is, what do you think?"

"...Then what does he think?" Xu Jian asked after holding back for a long time.Three days ago, Wu Linhan suddenly stopped looking for him, and he wondered why it was because everyone was gossiping about the two of them.What does Wu Linhan think?Will you hate it?

Li Fengchun looked at him steadfastly, Xu Jian showed him a hairy look, "Speak up."

"Do you really want to know what he thinks? Does it mean that you will give him whatever he thinks?" Li Fengchun was cunning and cunning, and Xu Jian had a faint sense of crisis of being targeted by hyenas.

Xu Jian had never experienced these things before, so she said cautiously, "I have to go back and discuss it with my senior brother."

Xu Jian always felt that it was unreal to engage in philosophy with human beings, men, or his former students.

"What do you have to discuss with your senior brother?" Li Fengchun was a little anxious.

Xu Jian scratched her face, "It has nothing to do with the style of the teacher's family. He is my senior brother, so he must know about it."

In fact, he just felt that Li Fengchun was trying to trick him. He and Song Zangxiu had a badger and an ice cube, and Mr. Teacher adopted them for a period of time. Where did they come from?

Li Fengchun hated iron for being weak: "It's just a matter of one sentence, you old man, why are you talking so much?"

Look, look, it's right here waiting for him.Xu Jian rolled her eyes, "Then I can't tell you either."

After Li Fengchun listened to his words, it seemed that Amway was not sold.But Xu Jian defended him like a weasel, and he was helpless.

After Xu Jian left, Li Fengchun struggled for a while, then picked up the wireless pinned under his collar, and paused: "Did you hear that?"

The other side was silent for two seconds, and the young man said in a deep voice, "I'm sorry for your trouble, Captain Li, thank you."

After Xu Jian went back, he was not in a hurry to discuss with Song Zangxiu.It was indeed his own business, he thought about it.After thinking about it all day and night, he still couldn't make up his mind, so he went to Song Zangxiu to come up with an idea in order to communicate with his brothers and sisters.

"Then what do you think?" Song Zangxiu looked very bad. After the school had an accident, he handed in both himself and Xu Jian's resignation letters in a fit of anger.Now the brothers are vagrants.

To be honest, he wanted to take Xu Jian away now.But now he couldn't figure out Xu Jian's thoughts, so he was still patient, suppressed the will-o'-the-wisp in his heart, and listened to Xu Jian's words.

"Actually... I don't reject living with humans." Xu Jian spoke slowly, "You know, I always wanted to have my own small family, but it's a pity that raising small animals can't support them. Xiao Han... doesn't need Take good care of him, and he looks well-behaved, and his temperament suits me. To be honest, I like him a lot."

Song Zangxiu frowned a few times, and analyzed subduedly: "First of all, he is not an ordinary animal, he is a human being. It's not the same as you only need to eat and drink, and it's different from me as long as you just freeze there. Human desires are unlimited. Exhaustive. They want the kingdom on the earth today, and the stars in the sky tomorrow. Now people go to outer space and want to rule the entire universe. Secondly, the so-called family of human beings is a concept that neither you nor I can understand. Throughout the ages , The so-called husband and wife, the so-called father and son, love yesterday and today are against each other, we haven't seen enough?"

Xu Jian scratched her head after hearing him finish the long list: "...Actually, I haven't thought about it."

"Then what are you thinking?" Song Zangxiu asked.

Xu Jian sat on the steps and put her chin on her knees: "I think, after all, he is still young, and many of his feelings for me have a special background. His goal since birth was me, and he has something for me. Obsession. He had a miserable childhood. I accompanied him and gave him comfort. Later, I encouraged him and believed in him... I should be regarded as the person who influenced him the most besides his mother. He has an aura to me, has Longing... Maybe this gave him the illusion that this is the life of two people. But when two people are together, there is more than that... The daily life of human beings is not a legend of heroes, it is very boring. Maybe when he is really with me After being together and getting to know me, he will be disappointed in me."

After all, in daily life, I really have no other hobbies except eating.

Xu Jian didn't say this, and the more she thought about it, the more frustrated she felt.He sighed, his eyes were watery: "He should live a normal life and find an ordinary human to marry and have children."

Xu Jian is immortal, and Wu Linhan is destined to not be able to watch the stars and the moon with him in the long river of time, and experience the meaning of eternal life.But Xu Jian didn't want to wear away Wu Linhan's filter and affection for him in his daily life, so maybe it would be better to let him be a god-like Bai Yueguang.

Song Zangxiu didn't expect him to say so much, and he didn't have anything to respond to for a long time.According to his personality, he would definitely tell Xu Jian not to think so much.But out of selfishness, he didn't want Xu Jian to have too much involvement with Wu Linhan.So he said: "You're right. To put it bluntly, he is not the same as us. I have already planned the route of space roaming. Anyway, I have resigned now, and it is just right now."

Xu Jian was still a little hesitant, unable to let go of Wu Linhan, and wanted to have a talk with him in person.But how could Song Zangxiu give him this opportunity? It would be a night full of dreams, so he urged Xu Jian to leave quickly.

Xu Jian thought about it too, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, since the decision has been made, why bother to meet again and cause more trouble.

Because the sun has now repaired a new engine, the stability has greatly increased.It's no use for Xu Jian's physical body to be there, so he thought about getting his physical body back, so he set off for Dahonglian Xingxing.

Because Song Zangxiu is a body of ice, it is still a bit dangerous to directly log in to the Dahonglian star, so he is waiting for him on an alien planet.At the moment when the two parted, there was a blue mermaid-shaped asteroid flying towards them in the universe.

"It seems to be Mei Haihai, he may have come to play with me." Xu Jian patted Song Zangxiu on the shoulder, the two brothers made an appointment to meet, and Xu Jian headed towards the big red lotus star.

As expected, Mei Haihai was waiting for him there, and circled the sun several times: "Jianjian, this is the sun!"

Xu Jian noticed that when the beautiful sea landed, the light around the star dimmed for a moment.He was still a little worried, but when he got there, he saw that the sun, the base station, and the main control room hadn't changed, so he felt relieved.

Mei Haihai was bouncing around the main control room, Xu Jian was afraid that he would damage something, so she kept telling him not to run around.He asked Mei Haihai to wait outside, planning to go down to get the body himself.It turned out that I haven't been here for a while, and the base station has changed a lot.It seems to be newly renovated, and the inside is like a maze.Xu Jian couldn't find where her body was put, she searched here and there, and accidentally triggered the alarm.

"Warning, if you find an intruder, please exit immediately, otherwise the self-destruct device will activate in ten seconds, ten, nine,..."

The cold mechatronic sound issued a warning, and Xu Jian hurriedly retreated outside, fearing that there would be some damage in case of an explosion.

As a result, as soon as he showed his head, his head was almost blown off by a black gun.

He hid inside the door and saw that there seemed to be a person wearing a special black space suit (capable of protecting against the high temperature of the sun) outside, holding a cosmic weapon in his hand, and it was Xu Jian who had just been attacked by this weapon.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, that old man!" Mei Haihai ran back clutching the missing fin, "Jianjian, did you find anything? I'm so afraid of him! I don't want to be here anymore."

The old man he was talking about was the astronaut outside, and he was indeed very old from the transparent mask.The old man seemed to have spotted them, and bang bang fired two more shots at the door.Xu Jian's physical body was transferred to some unknown place, so in this case, he could only hide in the main control room with Mei Haihai.

An astronaut wearing a special black temperature-proof suit walked over with a gun in his hand. Xu Jian noticed that although this man was old, he maintained his body shape and physical fitness very well.Seeing that he was about to walk over, Xu Jian's mind twitched in desperation, and he turned into a water tank and placed it under his feet.And Meihai turned into a fish and jumped in.

The astronaut came up to them, stopped in front of them, and looked at them steadily.

Mei Hai: Oops, he found us!

Xu Jian: ...Normal people will find out.

The astronaut raised his gun and fired three shots at them.

Meihai:! ! ! ! !

Fortunately, the three shots hit the iron gate next to them, and the gate was blown down.

Xu Jian also raised his throat in one breath. If these three shots hit his current icy body, he would definitely only have his soul left.

Fortunately, there was a noise outside at this time, and it sounded like someone was coming.The astronaut put away the gun, paused, picked up the fish tank, and walked out.

"Dr. Wuchen, what happened?"

A few astronauts who also wore special black temperature-proof suits ran over, and heard the voice on the radio as a young man.

Dr. Wuchen?Xu Jian has too much affection for this title.He used his spiritual sense to circulate on the person who was holding him, and his heart was full of curiosity.

In the entire interstellar world, there are too few people with the surname Wuchen.According to Hoplandson, Wuchen was the family name of the Marshal of the Star Empire. More than 20 years ago, "The Man Who Awoke the Sun" Wu Chenxue was also known as Dr. Wu Chen.

This is a great title, and he couldn't help feeling close to Dr. Wuchen.

The person called Dr. Wuchen didn't speak, and went straight to the detector with the fish tank in his hand.The young astronauts followed behind him.

They came to the space station, which is some distance away from the stars. The high temperature of the sun is transmitted here, and with the protective layer of the space station, the interior is already at a suitable temperature for the human body.

The young astronauts took off their protective suits one after another, the fish tank was put aside, and Dr. Wu Chen also took off the shield on his head.

When seeing the face of the other party, Xu Jian was in a trance for a moment.

He thought he could really be sure that the person in front of him must have a blood relationship with Wu Chenxue.Otherwise, how could it be so familiar?Thinking about it carefully, this person's eyebrows and eyes are indeed very similar to Wu Chenxue in memory.

But who is he from Wu Chenxue?When Wu Chenxue died more than 20 years ago, he was only in his twenties. This person looked at least in his 70s. Could it be that he was Wu Chenxue's father?

Afterwards, this Dr. Wu Chen took off his protective clothing jacket, revealing the light gray overalls inside, and Xu Jian saw the name tag on his chest.

Wu Chenhan.