Pingtou brother interstellar practice

When I was lying on the bed after washing at night, the moon could already be seen in the sky outside.

Just like the artificial sun, in this era, there is also an artificial moon.Everything in the Dahonglian Galaxy is imitated from the Earth era, and people's environment has not changed much.

Xu Jian tossed and turned on the bed for a while, but still couldn't fall asleep, so she got up quietly and went to the kitchen, dug two tablespoons of honey and ate it, and then went back to her room and fell asleep happily.

Song Zangxiu climbed in through the window in the middle of the night.

"Hey, Jane, the floor of your place is a bit high, I almost fell down. Is there any wine? Get me some."

Xu Jian sat up, opened the door and went downstairs, searched around the kitchen, and finally got him a glass of honey milk.

"There's no more wine, let's just drink it. How are you finding a job?"

"I said." Song Zangxiu drank a big mouthful of milk, and talked about his bitter experience in the past few days: "...this interstellar era is too ridiculous. I need a master's degree to move bricks at the construction site."

"Oh, then why do you think I have been studying for 17 years?" Xu Jian lay down on the air-conditioned quilt and stretched comfortably.

Song Zangxiu lay down next to him, "Where are you? Have you paid your salary in advance? How much? Is this house rented?"

Xu Jian roughly told him, and also told him that Li Fengchun had applied for a resettlement house for him.

"Now this house is rented by me as a student. Let's rent it for half a year. After half a year, we will move to a new house."

Song Zangxiu was very satisfied, and put his hands under his head, "Jian Jian, you are so promising now, I don't think I need to work anymore, you can support me."

"It's hard to find a job now." Xu Jian has lived in this way for the past 17 years, knowing that it is difficult to find a job in this era without a degree.He was forced to cheat and abduct the child honey, one can imagine how strict it was.

"You don't have to work, but from tomorrow onwards, you have to study by yourself, take a grade test, and get a certificate." Xu Jian turned his head and said to Song Zang seriously.

Song Zangxiu frowned, "Why do you study at school, and I have to study by myself?"

"Because I don't have money for you to study." Xu Jian said: "And you are smarter than me, you can see everything at a glance, and you can't forget it with your photograph."

Song Zangxiu was quite unhappy when he heard the first half of the sentence, but he laughed cheerfully when he heard the latter part.

"Success, self-study is self-study. When I get a teacher qualification certificate, I will go to your school to teach."

"Well, I'm waiting for you."

The two chatted and chatted, and almost fell asleep.At this time, the door was knocked.

Song Zangxiu fell silent, and beckoned to Xu Jian to ask him to open the door, and said with his mouth: He has been standing outside for almost half an hour.

Of course Xu Jian also knew, he thought Wu Linhan was there to enjoy the cool.

Get up, walk over to open the door, and see the frost-faced young man outside.

"Hey, you're still awake at this late hour?" Xu Jian looked into his dark eyes, feeling a little uncomfortable.Like...like being raped?strangeness.

"You brought someone back privately, don't you need to say hello to me, the landlord?" Wu Linhan glanced into his room and said in a deep voice.

This is a bit unfriendly.And his voice was cold and terrifying, like a ghost crawling out of the ground.

Xu Jian touched her head, "I thought..."

"Come out." Wu Linhan's voice raised half a degree, and Xu Jian felt that he was shocked.

Strange, is he really guilty?

The temperature in the room suddenly dropped to zero.

"Baby, are you calling me?"

Wearing a long gown, Song Zangxiu came out of the darkness with an evil smile on his lips.

This is the precursor of his power.

Xu Jian frowned and glanced at him.Song Zangxiu put his hands on his shoulders, and faced Wu Linhan with a smile on his face.

"I'm sorry, I've been with my junior brother for nearly ten thousand years, we'll go wherever he goes, we'll never be apart. If you really don't like us living here, we'll leave now."

Xu Jian felt that his shoulders were about to be pinched, and he sighed, feeling a little sorry for Wu Linhan.It was already very troublesome today.

"I'm sorry Xiaohan, I didn't know you would mind that. If you really..."

"You don't need to live in the same room if you are in a good relationship." Wu Linhan said suddenly, he didn't know if it was an illusion, his eyes were a little red, and he felt a little angry when he said it.

He pointed to the downstairs and said: "There is a bedroom downstairs, Master Song can live there."

Song Zangxiu asked Xu Jian in his ear, "Do you still have money to pay my rent?"

Xu Jian looked at Wu Linhan and shook his head.He hasn't got back the three thousand today.

Song Zangxiu clicked his tongue, "It's not good for us to live in your room for nothing. Brother, why don't you go with me to the bottom of the bridge?"

Xu Jian was about to say that I paid the rent, and you were the only one who went to the bridge hole.However, Wu Linhan suddenly became a little angry, "I won't charge you money, you go live!"

"..."

"..."

Song Zangxiu and Xu Jian looked at each other, wondering why the boy in front of him had red eyes and trembling voice.

These two old monsters, this... made the little baby cry? ?

Song Zangxiu looked at Xu Jian, and Xu Jian looked at Song Zangxiu, both of them panicked, not knowing what to do.

Wu Linhan suddenly turned around and ran downstairs.The two were afraid that he would be overwhelmed, so they hurriedly followed.

Unexpectedly, the young man ran straight to a room and opened the door, and said very politely and self-restrainingly: "The bedding inside is all new, there is a private bathroom, air conditioning, TV, and balcony. Master Song, you can live here. In other words, if you feel embarrassed, you can pay it later when you have money. 300 per month, I don’t want your interest, you can pay it whenever you want.”

Xu Jian probed in and took a look, "Damn, it's better than my house..."

His bedroom seemed to be Wu Linhan's study, only fifty or sixty square meters, and if he wanted to go to the bathroom and take a shower, he had to go to the public toilet downstairs.Song Zang repaired this, at least one hundred square meters.

"I'm sore. Brother, I want to change with you." Xu Jian said unbalanced.

Song Zangxiu immediately betrayed him, "Don't even think about it!"

He rushed into the room, and smiled, "Student Xiaowu is understanding, not bad, my uncle will guarantee you a long life and a family reunion. Uh, it's getting late, and my uncle and I are tired, so let's go to bed early .See you tomorrow!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the door, almost hitting Xu Jian's dog's head.

"..." Xu Jian held his forehead that was almost pinched off, raised his head and looked at Wu Linhan indignantly.This unfair treatment reminded him of the dissatisfaction and anger he felt when he was dominated by the teacher's eccentricity.I really can't help it, and I don't care about the dignity of being a teacher:

"Why does he live in a big house! He hasn't paid the rent yet! And his house is so big it only costs 300! My house is so small and it costs 800!"

Wu Linhan fell down emotionally, he looked at Xu Jian's distraught look with his dark eyes, he didn't speak, and stretched out his hand to pull him upstairs.

"Speak up! Is he your teacher or am I your teacher? My room doesn't have air conditioning, I think I have to go downstairs to go to the toilet... It's fine if you have a bowl of water, adults won't get hurt Huh?...too much..."

Xu Jian complained angrily, and then found him dragged into Wu Linhan's bedroom.

120-square-meter master bedroom, independent bathroom, full-wall display screen, bio-intelligent air conditioner.

"...What are you doing? Are you showing off your wealth? You don't respect me too much." Xu Jian rubbed his hands away.

Wu Linhan closed the door and said softly, "If you like, you can live here."

"I don't want it." Xu Jian walked around the house, thinking in his heart, wondering if the resettlement house has such decoration treatment.

"I want to go to the bathroom." He went into the bathroom on his own, and untied his hands.After feeling comfortable, I suddenly felt that my behavior was childish and ridiculous.

In fact, Wu Linhan is already very good, he really shouldn't be angry with others.It's just that Song Zang Xiubai took such a big advantage, Xu Jian was very uncomfortable.

Smart flush, Xu Jian washed her hands, dried them and walked out.

He saw Wu Linhan packing his clothes.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to sleep next to..."

"Ehhhh!"

Xu Jian stopped him, smiled, and pushed him down on the bed.

"Okay, don't go anywhere." Xu Jian squatted in front of him, and said with a smile, "Xiao Han, what's wrong with you tonight? Don't you like you Uncle Song?"

After all, it was fine at first, but when Song Zangxiu came, Wu Linhan felt a little, how to put it, not normal.

"Ah."

Who knew that he would admit it directly.

"..." Xu Jian was speechless, and should not ask which question first.

"Why?"

"It's no wonder he treats me like that in the space, I like him." Wu Linhan raised his head and looked directly into Xu Jian's eyes.

He was talking about the illusion, which is understandable.But Xu Jian was even more confused and scratched her head, "Then you still give him a big house for free?"

The implication is, live in a small house for me? ? ?

"That room..." Wu Linhan suddenly moved closer to Xu Jian, pressed his lips against his ear and whispered, "There is a ghost."

Xu Jian was startled, and stared blankly at the face of the young man who was close at hand.Wu Linhan's face was as smooth as snow, in the night, like a cunning fox, somewhat bewitching.

"I'm messing with him on purpose." Wu Linhan backed away and said casually.

"Really?"

"Otherwise, you think I'm taking advantage of him?"

Xu Jian nodded and walked around the room, as if thinking about something.

"But he's not afraid of ghosts. If you can't fix him, the ghost might be scared away by him." Xu Jian wrinkled his face, as if he was very worried about it.

Wu Linhan smiled and pulled his wrist, pulling him over, "That's a beautiful female ghost, Mr. Song is not afraid of ghosts, he always likes beauty, right? Let him be eaten by ghosts."

Although he looked like he was acting like a baby, he was very strong.Xu Jian was pulled to sit on the bed by him, and touched his chin: "That's not necessarily the case. He is not a womanizer, and he is very difficult to deal with."

"...not feminine, so he likes men?" Wu Linhan asked quietly.

Xu Jian raised her eyebrows, seeming a little frightened by his statement, and quickly explained to him: "No way! He is a ruthless practitioner! He doesn't like men and women."

After hearing this, Wu Linhan nodded clearly, blinking his black eyes, "What about you, teacher?"

"What am I?"

"Do you like men or women?"

"Huh? I'm the same as him. We are all Taoist priests. Taoist priests, do you understand? It's the kind of people who don't ask about the world of mortals.

When Xu Jian said this, Wu Linhan suddenly stood up and pushed him out of the room.

"... Immortal cultivation is very good, you can try it too, let me tell you, ah, ah, I haven't finished talking about you, kid." Xu Jian was thrown out of the door, and the door slammed shut.He rubbed his head and turned around, "Hey, it's a little hot outside. Didn't you say you want me to sleep in this room tonight?"

"I'll install the air conditioner for you tomorrow, so go to sleep. Or...do you want to sleep with me?"

Wu Linhan's voice came from behind the door panel.

Xu Jian shrank her neck, "Forget it." She went back to her room.

He suddenly felt that Wu Linhan was not sure, and his temperament changed after a while.Is it really the face of a child? The face of June Sky, it can change as soon as it is said

The next morning, Xu Jian had a fight with Song Zangxiu.The reason is that Xu Jian found that the honey in the kitchen was less than half in the morning, so she suspected that Song Zangxiu ate it secretly.Song Zangxiu insisted that Xu Jian stole the food but refused to admit it, and the two fought.

During the fight, the fight was like a wild card, but as a result of the fight, Wu Linhan came out as the landlord to uphold justice.The two of them were punished to clean up and take out the garbage, and gave Song Zangxiu the remaining half of the honey.

Wu Linhan was reasonable: "It turns out that Uncle Song likes to eat this. I just bought it yesterday, and it's useless when I come back. If you like it, I'll give it to you."

Song Zangxiu actually doesn't like to eat honey: "Uh, this..."

Xu Jian went berserk: "Song Zangxiu, you dare to eat my honey and I will fight you hard!!!"

Not liking food doesn't mean giving it to Xu Jian for free, Song Zangxiu hid the honey: "This is what Xiaohan gave me, what does it have to do with you!"

The two fought again.

Finally, Xu Jian came to the school with a wound on his face.

The school recruited a few new teachers, but without knowing the details of Class [-], Zhang Jiuping was assigned to Xu Jian.

"Take it well, don't let people run away, you know?" Zhang Jiuping said quietly to Xu Jian.

Xu Jian nodded, straightened the little red flower in front of her, and straightened her expression: "Is there nothing on my face?"

Today is Xu Jian's commendation meeting, and it is also the day of becoming a regular.After today, he will be the weaving teacher of Imperial College in the future.When Xu Jian came here in the morning, she had a bruise on her face, so she borrowed Shen Xingchen's powder to cover it up.

"No." After Zhang Jiuping finished speaking, he went to the stage. As the director of the Bauhinia Academy, he needed to speak a few words first.

"...Xiao Xu is an outstanding talent in our college. He won the love of the students with his fraternity and gentleness and patience. He influenced the students with benevolence and guided them with patience..."

The leaders of the school were sitting in the first row, the outstanding teachers were in the second row, and the new teachers sat in the back with yearning expressions on their faces.

"I heard that Mr. Xu is very powerful, and he is also an imperial meritorious battle beast."

"Is that the honey badger on the Internet a few days ago? Wow, so cute! Thinking of teaching math to their class in the future, I'm looking forward to it!"

"And the students are all handsome and beautiful. I heard that they gathered the best noble boys in the empire. There are princes and major generals..."

"I didn't expect that I could teach such outstanding students just after graduating this year, and I am so lucky to be able to work with such excellent teachers!"

"Me too, me too! Ah, so looking forward to it!"

The new teachers are very excited and full of illusions about the next coaching career.

The students in class [-] were sitting upright, all of them seemed to be good-looking and well-behaved students, and Xu Jian was able to support the scene well.

The class next door whispered and laughed wildly: "This wine bottle can really be blown. Did the thirteenth class be influenced? It was blown out."

"I'm dying of laughter, and the entire school issued a ban on discussing Class [-], so as not to scare away the new teacher. Seeing that they are pretending to be like good students at the moment, it is estimated that they will have to show their true colors in less than three classes. Haha!"

The discussion in the next class was too loud, and when I looked up, I saw the collective smirks of the boys in class [-] headed by Jusfield.

"Student, please keep quiet, okay?" Jusfield said with a sinister smile.

"...Okay, okay."

"Welcome our Teacher Xu to come to the stage to accept the award!"

Amidst the thunderous applause and eager eyes of the students, Xu Jian did not appear on the stage immediately.The students looked up and saw Xu Jian looking for something around the rostrum.

Cheng Xie ran over.He seemed to be asking Xu Jian what he was looking for, then Xu Jian raised her head and said something to him anxiously, then lowered her head to look around.

It looks like it's important.

Then Cheng Xie smiled, helped Xu Jian on the shoulder, raised his hand and tapped the frame on his face.said something.

Xu Jian raised both hands to support his glasses, suddenly realized, and with joy on his face, he ran onto the stage under the urging of the host.

Cheng Xie returned to the group of students, someone asked him, Cheng Xie just smiled and shook his head, calling everyone to pay attention to the stage.

The class next door snickered crazily: "He was looking for glasses just now, right?! He's so stupid hahahahaha."

The students in class thirteen frowned and turned their eyebrows coldly, but at this moment Xu Jian was ready to speak on the stage, and no one caused any trouble.

"Uh, hello everyone." Xu Jian searched and found out the speech script that was temporarily printed this morning, and pushed down the frame of his glasses, seeming a little nervous.

"My name is Xu Jian, Xu from the breeze, and Jian from the bamboo slips. I am very happy to work here with you. This month, I have met many excellent teachers and lovely students. I am very glad that I came here to meet you……"

The speech was drafted by Wu Linhan and polished by Zhang Jiuping. As long as Xu Jian performed normally, there would be no problem.After reading, there was another thunderous applause.The host announces the curtain, and Zhang Wine Bottle presents the award.The leaders took their positions on the stage, shook hands, smiled like Xu Jian, took a group photo, and it was completed.

In the middle of the commendation meeting, Xu Jian saw a group of investigators come in.The one who started was Hopfelton, and next to him was a tall, handsome man who looked a little familiar.

Xu Jian thought they were also here to congratulate him, after all, Li Fengchun said last time that Xu Jian would be regarded as a meritorious war beast of the Ministry of National Security in the future.The last time it was Li Fengchun's personal condolences to him, this time it must be the big leaders who came to condolences in person, right?What gift will it bring?

Xu Jian was very happy, so as soon as the stage was over, she walked over cheerfully.

"Major Hope, who is this?" Although Xu Jian looked familiar with this person, she did not dare to rush into marriage. He stayed in the Ministry of State Security for a period of time 17 years ago, presumably this person is also a leader of the Ministry of State Security.

"This is the Minister of Homeland Security, Colonel Hoplandson." Hopfelton's voice didn't sound right. It wasn't as cold and handsome as before, but instead had a deep and tired voice.

"It's also my elder brother." He added.

Xu Jianzai looked at Hope Lansheng's face carefully, frowned suddenly, and said, "I remember you, you cut my toenails for me, and they were bleeding."

He was still gigantic at the time, with thick toenails, and the staff couldn't do anything about it.Finally, a young man with a cold face came in, carrying a machete and whizzing off nearly a third of his nails.It was so simple and rude, Xu Jian groaned and kicked him out.

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the other investigators around changed.The dignified first interstellar investigator, the cosmic berserker Hopland, ever cut his toenails? ? ?

Hopland's face is cold and harsh, different from Hopfyton's pretending, Lansheng is a real iron-faced colonel, famous for being cold-blooded and ruthless in the interstellar world. He was underage when he came to cut Xu Jian's toenails 17 years ago, but he is probably married now.

He looked at Xu Jian with clear eyes, and he was not dissatisfied with his wild words, but bowed his head slightly and saluted him.Then he turned around and walked out.

Xu Jian was puzzled, and Hopfington next to him motioned for him to follow.A group of people walked to the woods behind the campus and stood on the river.The investigators stood guard outside, and Hopfington stood ten meters away.

Huo Pulansheng turned around and said to Xu Jian: "Long time no see, you have suffered."

Those people who came into contact with Xu Jian back then, he heard Li Fengchun mentioned later, were all sent to the ice coffin dormancy cabin.Because Xu Jian is an imperial secret, these people can only be awakened after the decryption.

I heard that Huo Plansheng was also sent to dormancy according to the rules, but because of the special approval of the marshal, he was transferred to serve beside the marshal.A few years later, he returned to the Ministry of State Security and became a minister.

Suddenly being so polite, Xu Jian was a little flattered, "No, hahaha. Where's Lao Li? Why didn't he come with you?"

When Li Fengchun was mentioned, firstly, it was because of the embarrassment of the scene to ease the atmosphere, and secondly, Xu Jian was still thinking about her resettlement house and various insurance benefits.He always felt that Li Fengchun was a chubby man who ran the train with his mouth full, and he was not a big leader, so what he said was always unreliable.

Hoplandson is the Minister of Homeland Security, and he is right.Xu Jian looked at him with a smile, ready to hear the expected words from him.

However, Hopland's face was stern, with a hint of sadness.

In fact, from the very beginning, the faces of the investigators and Hopfington were very wrong, but Xu Jian was not sensitive to these micro-expressions of human beings.

"Lieutenant Colonel Li...is missing." Hopland said in a deep voice.