Pingtou brother interstellar practice

When Xu Jian was released from prison 17 years ago, she was penniless.Someone told him before that if he wants to be rich, he must study.So he made summoned animals for others in exchange for tuition fees. Because of his limited IQ, he was delayed by some things in the middle, and it took him many years.

Not long ago, Xu Jian finally graduated from university, obtained a professional qualification certificate, and came to this school to teach.In fact, a powerless person like him would not have had the opportunity to enter a place like Imperial College and take over a class like Class Thirteen, where nobles gather.

It was really because the school didn't have a teacher to teach that class, so the principal reluctantly asked him to go.

Xu Jian cherishes such a hard-won opportunity, and being a teacher has always been his ideal.This ideal probably dates back to a long time ago. At that time, the earth was not destroyed, and people still liked to wear long gowns.He sat under a tree with falling pear blossoms and dozed off with honey in his arms, while the gentleman in a Lun hat led the students to study.

What book did you read?

"The heaven and the earth are dark and yellow, the universe is prehistoric. The sun and the moon are full, and the celestial constellations..."

A burst of sharp whistles and violent coughs awakened Xu Jian from the crisp sound of children reading, and Xu Jian's thoughts returned to reality.

There are no pear blossoms in green shirts, no loud books, only narrow rooms, boiled water, and brats walking around with blushing faces.

Xu Jian took out a water cup cut from a bamboo tube, put a little honey in it, mixed it with boiling water and handed it to Cheng Xie.

"Ahem!" Cheng Xie pressed his fist to his lips, and said, "Teacher, it's hot, so let's just boil the water."

"That's right. Then I'll go to the river and filter a glass of cold water for you."

"?!!!" Cheng Xie thought of the dark blue river that he saw just before entering the house, and wondered if the animal in front of him hadn't opened his mind or was trying to make fun of him?

"Forget it, teacher, I invite you to drink iced tea outside, let's go."

Xu Jian rejected his kindness, "It's almost eight o'clock, it's time to go to school."

"Hi, then..."

"You come with me."

"Uh... let's eat breakfast too..." Cheng Xie, who couldn't get rid of the class, fought for a breakfast for himself. He thought Xu Jian would be very interesting at first, but now he thinks it's not the case.In what era did animals become so rigid?

Half an hour later, when Cheng Xie's car appeared on the boulevard in front of the gate of the Imperial Academy, the class was boiling.

"Cheng Xie is here! That means that teacher won't come!"

"Yeah, that's great! No need to do homework! Haha, it's a good thing I didn't do it yesterday!"

"No way, didn't you hang on like that yesterday? Sure enough, the crown prince has great power..."

Afterwards, Cheng Xie's car stopped at the school gate.The car door opened, and Cheng Xie got out first.

He wore a pair of dark black colored contact lenses today, looking like a melancholy noble boy.He tidied up his silver uniform, looking handsome as a man and woman.

Afterwards, Cheng Xie turned around, walked to the other side of the car and opened the door himself.

"Who is this, such a big show?"

"Could it be Cheng Xie's girlfriend? Hey, that's awesome. I drove the teacher away and immediately brought my girlfriend to school..."

When they saw the man in the tunic suit and glasses getting out of the car, everyone almost dropped their jaws in shock.

"You go to the classroom first, I'm going to the office to make lesson plans." Xu Jian frowned slightly, because he was arrested last night by the National Security Bureau, which delayed him from making lesson plans.This one was done before, and I haven't reviewed it carefully, and it's a bit rough.

Xu Jian didn't have much teaching experience, so naturally every lesson plan had to be perfect.

"Teacher, you don't need to take the lesson plans. Just bragging about a class with us will be more effective than lecturing."

Cheng Xie doesn't know what's going on now, but after his attitude changed, he loves acting like a baby, and his words and demeanor are very intimate.

Xu Jian frowned, and said seriously: "This is not acceptable, I am a serious teacher, I don't brag."

Yes, you don't brag, you are a cow.

With such slander in his heart, Cheng Xie still didn't dare to be too presumptuous in front of Xu Jian, and once again confirmed Xu Jian's old-fashioned thinking, he went to the classroom first.

When Xu Jian entered the office, the teachers' eyes widened when they saw him.Although Cheng Xie sent a notice to the teacher in advance, saying that Xu Jian's danger has been lifted, so everyone can get along normally.But now that everyone knows that Xu Jian is a monster, it is impossible not to be afraid.

"Hehe, Mr. Xu, you're here. I'm going to class first, the first Chinese class of Class [-], Grade [-]."

Seeing him coming, Teacher Wang hurriedly left the station with the lesson plan.

The rest of the teachers followed suit, and soon Xu Jian was the only one in the huge office.

Xu Jian didn't care too much, he was in Chinese class in the fourth quarter in the morning, and now he had enough time to make lesson plans.He took out the lesson plan and polished it carefully.

First of all, we must introduce the review of knowledge from yesterday, ask questions to attract students' attention, and set rewards to encourage students to answer questions...

Xu Jian was watching seriously when there was a knock on the door.Xu Jian raised her head and saw Wu Linhan standing at the door holding a pile of exercise books.

"Teacher, hand in your homework."

"Oh, come in."

Xu Jian glanced at the time, and it was almost the end of the first class.

"Why did you just hand it in now?" He forgot that the time to hand in the homework should be before the self-study, so that he can correct the homework.

"They're making up their homework." Wu Linhan sold out honestly.

Xu Jian was not surprised when she heard this, and she still had to be tolerant towards the students.

"You have to tell them, it's not an example." Xu Jian casually flipped through the two exercise books above, and the scrawled handwriting could be called ghostly peach charms.He flipped through the names on the cover, and it turned out that they belonged to Cheng Xie and Ju Sifeier.

"These two are really bold. How dare you put such an ugly word on the top for me to check." Xu Jian said angrily.

Wu Linhan's dark eyes were drooping, and he looked cute.

"Take it back and ask them to rewrite it, copy...forget it." Xu Jian maintained a tolerant attitude, and he also hated the teacher who always punished copying. "I'll look for them in a while, you go back to class first."

Wu Linhan hesitated to speak, Xu Jian looked up at him, this young man was as fair as snow, with a cool fragrance on his body.If it weren't for the prominent Adam's apple, I would have thought it was a girl.

"...I'm leaving first." Wu Linhan turned and left.

Looking at the back of the boy leaving, Xu Jian suddenly thought that Wu Linhan's was missing from the student file.

First prepare the teaching plan and ask Director Zhang.

It took another half a class before Xu Jian finished the lesson plan.Stretched, went out to use the toilet, and wandered around the corridor.

Then he heard a loud commotion.

It's class time now, which class is so noisy?

Xu Jian was following the sound and saw the owner of the wine bottle, who had changed into a bow tie dress, rushing towards him in a panic.

"Mr. Xu, go and have a look, the students in your class beat up the alien language teacher from the next class."

It's funny to hear this.

It's class time now, the students in class [-] ran to the next classroom and beat the teacher? ?

Xu Jian had just reached the stairs when he heard someone shout from above:

"Teacher Xu is here!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of tables, chairs, benches and crowds running, which was earth-shattering.

When Xu Jian walked between the front and back doors of the two classrooms, there was complete silence everywhere.

Xu Jian stood at the front door of the next class, and could only see the backs of the heads of the students in Class [-], all of them were sitting upright, as quiet as chickens.

In this classroom, Zhang Jiuping was comforting a teacher in the middle with several teachers. Xu Jian probably judged that the crying sound coming from inside should be a female teacher.

"Don't cry, you see Teacher Xu is here, if you have any grievances, just tell him." Zhang Jiuping persuaded.

After hearing this, no matter how stupid Xu Jian was, she felt that she should show something.I went to the next classroom to check on the teacher's condition, "I'm sorry, are you okay?"

Unexpectedly, the teacher rolled up and ran into Xu Jian's arms with a grunt, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow, the students in your class are too good.

The pure and strong male voice in his arms made Xu Jian stunned for a few seconds. He didn't react until Zhang Jiuping pushed him twice, and helped him to stand up.

It turned out that this was an uncle wearing a floral skirt and a loli hair. Xu Jian didn't understand human clothing, so he said without squinting:

"Yes, I apologize to you for them, and I will clean them up later. Are you injured anywhere? Do you want to go to the infirmary first?"

"Mr. Xu, you are so kind. I, I can't walk, can you carry me..."

Finally, when Xu Jian was passing the playground with the alien language teacher on his back, he heard a strange cry of 'vomit—' from upstairs.

He glanced up, and the students Cheng Xie and Ju Sifeier in the corridor nodded their heads, then quickly shrank back.

Then there was faint laughter and even more exaggerated retching: "Ugh!!——"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu..." A man cried softly from his back, "I know, they are all laughing at my attire, I'm from another planet..."

"That's not the reason they beat the teacher." Xu Jian suddenly said in a deep voice, carrying a person who weighed nearly two hundred catties on his back, and his steps did not appear chaotic at all, but very calm.

"I will clean them up." Xu Jian whispered.

"Mr. Xu, you are so kind. My name is Slimedis, you can call me Teacher Slime..."

In the guard room, Mr. Slime was still reluctant to part with Xu Jian. From his eyes, it could be seen that he loved Xu Jian very much.

It's a pity that Xu Jian is a honey badger and can't understand these blue eyes.After putting down the slime, he hurried back to clean up the group of brats.

In order to prevent those people from tipping off the news, Xu Jian deliberately went another way.So I saw this scene:

Jusfell twisted his body around a scarf and leaned on the ground, pinching his throat and said: "Mr. Xu, I, I can't walk anymore, you carry her on your back..."

Chang Weiwei smiled flatteringly, "Okay, dear Slime, I'll carry you. Oh, dear, it's so heavy, it's going to crush you."

The two made some actions while acting, vividly showing the scene at that time.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Cheng Xie sat on the three-seat table, clapping his hands and laughing endlessly.

The girls were also laughing, suddenly Shen Xingchen felt something was wrong behind his back, as if something was staring at him.

When she looked back, Xu Jian was outside the window.

The point is, this location is suspended, not a corridor!

"what!!"

The girls backed away screaming, and the others quickly saw Xu Jian, all looking terrified.Cheng Xie stepped on Jiang Yuan's shoulder and slid to the ground, Ju Sifeier and Chang Weiwei quickly got up from the ground.The desks, chairs and benches in the classroom rang, and after a few minutes, everyone finally sat quietly in their seats.

Xu Jian turned in from the window, and everyone was afraid while guessing whether he was floating in the air or stepped on the air conditioner cover.It seems that the post-defense head teacher can't just let someone watch in the corridor, but also put eyeliner on the windows...

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