Pingtou brother interstellar practice

On Monday morning, Imperial College was sunny and sunny.

"Hehe, Mr. Xu, Class 23 is ahead. You...why go there by yourself?" The middle-aged bald and belly director Zhang Jiuping said with a smile, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, a little He looked worriedly at the ordinary young teacher in front of him.

What a pity, as soon as I entered the school, I was assigned to manage that class.

Thinking of the bully class where the 'problem students' gathered, the head of the college couldn't help but tremble, and at the same time, several strands of hair were missing on his head.

Hey, now I just hope that this teacher won't be beaten too badly, when the time comes, the school will have to deal with public opinion again.

The young man standing beside him raised his hand and pushed his black-rimmed glasses, and said calmly and politely, "Thank you."

After saying this, Xu Jianjian walked straight and straight to the classroom, holding a copy of "Paleo-Earth Linguistics" under his arm.

It was eight o'clock in the morning, and it was naturally impossible for all the bad students in Class 23 of High School to be present.

When Xu Jian walked into the classroom, there were only a dozen or so students.Unlike other students who came to school early to catch up with their homework, five or six of the dozen or so students in this classroom are playing games at the back door, three or four are surrounded by a boy holding a mirror to make up on the left, and several other students Lie on the seat or sleep or read novels, and some people draw on the blackboard.

When Xu Jian walked in, everyone didn't even notice him.

A short boy is writing a sentence next to the picture: welcome new teacher.

"The drawing is not bad." Xu Jian walked to the lecture, put the textbook on the desk, looked at the very vivid poop on the blackboard and the words next to it, "Thank you for your welcome."

The boy looked back at Xu Jian for two or three seconds, before realizing that he was the new teacher.She screamed in horror, then looked at Xu Jian timidly and said, "No, it's not me...they asked me to draw..."

"Well, go back to your seat, it's time for class."

Xu Jian couldn't see any signs of anger, he looked quiet and looked gentle and harmless.The black tunic suit and black-rimmed glasses are also very old-fashioned, like the people on the ancient earth centuries ago, without any threat.

The little boy turned around with an innocent face, ran back to his seat, squeezed into the ear of his deskmate and whispered, "Hey, guess if this teacher will bleed from a chrysanthemum later or will be pushed on the desk by a butterfly beast to ride?" ..."

"Keep your voice down, he's looking at us."

"Does he dare to control us? I just saw that the director of the college only dared to send him downstairs, but he didn't dare to come up."

"Did the school introduce medical teams from time to time a few days ago? Haha, I don't know if it will be too late..."

Several students quickly gathered together, and there was a hee hee sound from time to time.

Xu Jian stood on the podium and cleared his throat: "Hi everyone, I am your new head teacher."

A dozen or so students in the classroom stared at him blankly. Xu Jian seemed a little nervous. He pushed up his black-framed glasses and said with a smile, "My surname is Xu, and we are both Xu. Su Shi has a saying: "The breeze comes slowly, the water wave Unhappy. I like this sentence very much, and I have always regarded it as my criterion when I was a human being..."

"Pfft." Suddenly there was laughter from below, as if the student couldn't help it.If Xu Jian had eyes on his back, he would see a highlighter drawing on his back.

Xu Jian paused, ignored it, and continued: "My name is Xu Jian, and I'm the bamboo slip. Many of you students don't know much about the bamboo slip. It was the earliest tool used to record words in the ancient earth era. Ah, I brought a copy here today, let me look for it..."

When Xu Jian lowered his head to look for something in a cloth pocket he brought with him, the poop pattern on his back finally took shape.Chang Weiwei glanced at everyone triumphantly, the students below finally couldn't help it, and laughed wildly, their faces flushed red.

"Ah, I found it." Xu Jian seemed to be unaware, still smiling.He took out a bamboo slip and opened it carefully, it must be known that this is the genuine product that he has spent a lot of effort to obtain.

"Look, everyone, this is a bamboo slip. People on the ancient earth first wrote on it. The one I hold in my hand, don't look at its simple appearance. It is an antique unearthed from a country called the Qin Dynasty in the ancient earth era... "

He was introducing, and the students below continued to laugh, when someone pushed open the door of the classroom.

Suddenly, the students in the classroom became quiet.Just like the feeling when the head teacher came.

Xu Jian turned her head and saw a tall boy in a silver stand-up collar school uniform standing at the door with his schoolbag on his side.The figure is tall and straight, like a pine and cypress.The silver stand-up collar school uniform cast a layer of frost on that bright face, setting off that cool temperament to the extreme.

Beautiful indeed.

Xu Jian couldn't help being stunned for a moment.

Seeing him standing on the podium, the boy paused as he was about to enter the classroom, and then said, "Sorry, I'm late."

He was the first student who looked more normal today, Xu Jian was a little flattered, and immediately put on a friendly smile: "Ah, it's okay, come in quickly."

The boy went straight to the front of the classroom and sat down on the right side of the wall in the second row, opened his schoolbag and took out his textbooks.He seemed like a good student, but Xu Jian also noticed that since this student appeared, all the students in the classroom were sitting upright and stopped laughing and talking.

Anyway, this is what really feels like a classroom.

Xu Jian was very satisfied, and took out the roster: "Since this is the case, let me get to know everyone first. Please raise your hand if you are named. Chang Weiwei."

After about five seconds of silence in the classroom, a small voice called out: "Here."

It was the little boy who had just drawn poop on the blackboard.Xu Jian took a look and said with a gentle smile: "So your name is Chang Weiwei, classmate Chang Weiwei, your drawing skills are very good, and the teacher will recommend you to participate in the competition in the future."

The poop on the blackboard behind him hadn't been wiped off yet, the boy who just came in while speaking looked up at the blackboard, Chang Weiwei immediately jumped up and jumped to the blackboard, picked up the blackboard brush and wiped it off.

"Teacher, I'm sorry!"

Xu Jian smiled and continued to roll the roll: "Wu Linhan."

"arrive."

It was the boy who came in just now, and his voice was also very special, like water from a cold spring, refreshing.

"There are several plum blossoms in the corner, and Ling Han opened them alone. Wu Linhan is a good-looking student, and he has a good name, which is really good." Xu Jian earnestly pursues the praise-style education. After he finished complimenting, the whole classroom was even more silent for ten seconds.

Wu Linhan's dark eyes stared at him quietly for a moment, then suddenly felt disgusted, frowned, and lowered his head.

The students behind were a little commotion and quietly discussing.Xu Jian heard someone say, 'Okay, here comes another pervert, who is so daring that he dared to openly moles the students in the first class'.Xu Jian was a little confused, Wu Linhan turned his head and took a look, and the classroom became quiet again.

The author has something to say: lie down and call everyone _:з"∠_