I heard that you are very rude

When Chen Mo saw Li Liren coming out, his first reaction was to run.

"Where are you going?"

Seeing Chen Mo jumping up and wanting to slip away, Li Liren chased after him with his voice.

"I, I, go outside and have a look!"

"What are you looking at?" Li Liren smiled, "Looking for a place to pee?"

"Fuck off!"

Chen Mo never wanted to hear this word again.He slipped out of the house, preferring to wander around the village than go back to face Li Liren. He hid until dinner time before being called back by a call from his mother.

At the dinner table, Chen Mo ate with his head down. He didn't let go until he was persuaded to have a few glasses of wine and had his head a little bit higher.

Chen Mo is still very happy today, the shadow in his heart no longer exists, making him feel unprecedentedly relaxed.

During dinner, he drank two full jugs of wine by himself. Several times Li Liren watched him dangle to go to the toilet, worried that he would fall into the pit.

When he was sleeping at night, the smile on Chen Mo's mouth hadn't faded away, and the corners of his mouth were curved like a crescent moon.

The little thing had fun all night, and Li Liren saw everything in his eyes.He really regretted that he didn't untie the little thing earlier, and let the little thing suffer innocently.

"I turned off the lights!"

Chen Mo spoke loudly and cheerfully. He was wearing a close-fitting thermal underwear, which was tightly attached to his strong body.He straightened up, reached out and pressed the switch, and the room instantly went dark.

Chen Mo giggled and got back under the covers, and made a fuss on the bed for a while before calming down.

The little thing couldn't get rid of his excitement all at once, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.

"I'm going to see my parents at my house tomorrow, are you nervous?"

Li Liren raised his arm, went around Chen Mo's head, and touched his earlobe. Chen Mo kept laughing from the tickle.

"Don't be nervous! There's nothing to be nervous about," Chen Mo said, "Your parents won't eat me."

"Huh? Is that so?" Li Liren knew that Chen Mo's alcohol was not going down, so he remained stubborn, "Then should we make a bet?"

"What bet?"

Li Liren turned sideways, looked at Chen Mo and said, "When you see my parents, if you stutter no more than three sentences, I'll be considered a loser."

"...I didn't stutter in the first place!"

"You stutter when you're nervous," Li Liren rubbed Chen Mo's hair. The little thing's hair is short, a little hard, and sticks to his hands. "Say, you can't even speak, so be quick."

Chen Mo: "..."

"Don't learn from me!"

Chen Mo raised his leg and kicked Li Yiren, but the kick was very light, and Li Zhenren didn't fly out.

Li Liren hugged Chen Mo again and said, "If I lose, I can give you whatever you want."

Chen Mo blinked: "Then what if I lose?"

"Then you will give it to me." Li Liren said.

Chen Mo's heart skipped a beat: "Send it to me? How can I deliver it? Squat into a box and let the courier uncle deliver it?"

Li Liren chuckled: "You don't need to squat in the box, you can just take off your clothes and lie in bed."

Chen Mo: "..."

His face immediately became hot: "Go to hell!"

This time, Chen Mo tried his best, and Li Liren flew magnificently.

In the third day of junior high school, Li Liren and Chen Mo's flight was in the afternoon. They planned to have a brunch and then charter a car to go directly to the airport.

Chen's mother specially used Guilin's special oil tea to see Li Liren off.Guilin’s local Camellia oleifera can be eaten in different ways in different regions, such as ribs, vermicelli, green vegetables, sweet, salty, ginger, etc.

What Chen's mother made was to boil the tea leaves in a pot, then add some peanuts, oily fruits, rice crackers and spring onions, and then serve it with some pastries.

There are more types of pastries, such as mugwort, fried noodles, fried cakes, fried noodles, etc., which can fill a large table.

During the meal, Chen's father and Chen's mother invited Li Weiren to be a frequent guest in the future, and Li Zhenren immediately agreed.

He thought to himself that we will be a family in the future, and of course he will come back often.

When he got in the car and went to the airport, Li Liren said to Chen Mo: "Look, your parents like me so much. I didn't leave, so I thought about asking me to come again next time."

Chen Mo pursed his mouth: "The two of them are talking politely."

"Absolutely not," Li Liren was enjoying himself, "I can see the sincerity of the two of them, next time I come, I will live in your house again."

This is the second time for Chen Mo to fly by plane. With the experience of being deceived by Li Weiren last time, the village bully travels much more shrewdly this time. When he was in the capital, the village tyrant faintly felt that something was wrong.

He wasn't dizzy, but really a little nervous.

He hadn't left the airport yet, and he was already getting nervous.

"I," Chen Mo noticed that he was stuttering again, and quickly coughed to cover it up, "How do we go home?"

He slowed down his speech, trying to appear as calm as possible.

Li Liren took out his mobile phone and said, "My family sent a car to pick us up."

Chen Mo's eyelids twitched: "Ah?!"

So are we going to meet soon? !

Li Liren made a phone call: "Hey, Master Hu, we are at Gate No. [-]..."

Chen Mo pricked up his ears to listen, wanting to see if Li Liren's parents would come.

Li Liren glanced sideways, smiled and hung up the phone before saying, "Don't worry, my parents are waiting at home."

After finishing speaking, he patted Chen Mo on the shoulder: "You still have an hour and a half to relax, after you arrive at my house, you won't be able to pretend anymore."

Chen Mo: "..."

"Who said I was nervous!"

Li Liren clicked his tongue and said with a smile: "I found that when you are nervous, you just need to speak at the top of your voice so you won't stutter. You can think about talking like this, then I won't be able to win you."

Chen Mo gave a blank look, and said to himself, if I shouted at your parents, how impolite, am I stupid?

These days, he has been secretly rehearsing for himself in his heart, what to say and do when he meets his uncles and aunts, so as to leave a good impression.

"I don't want to listen to you!"

Chen Mo dragged the suitcase and walked two steps forward, only to find that the airport was too big: "Where is the car!"

The car sent by Li Liren's family was another Bentley, and Chen Mo's legs kept shaking when he sat in it.

Master Hu is a middle-aged man with a pleasant smile. Chen Mo couldn't continue talking with him after a few words, because his tongue was almost tied up. The car hadn't left for 3 minutes, and he was completely speechless.

Because of Master Hu's words: "Master and Madam are waiting for you at home, Xiao Chen, they are looking forward to seeing you!"

Chen Mo: "..."

Li Liren saw that Chen Mo was holding his pants with both hands, and he was about to dig out two holes. The expression on his face was more exciting, like the face changing in a Sichuan opera, red and white at once, and he knew that the little thing must be nervous.

At this time, instead of trying to comfort the little thing, Li Liren tried to scare him.

Li Liren leaned closer to Chen Mo's ear and said, "Actually, I have already come out to my parents."

Chen Mo was startled: "Huh?"

He didn't quite understand what it meant to come out.

Li Liren continued to smirk: "They know that I like you and know our relationship."

Bang.

Countless small fireworks exploded above Chen Mo's head, among which were the words "what should I do".

How could this shameless person tell his parents what happened between us!

Then how do I face his parents!

What will they ask me about!

How should I answer!

Chen Mo was completely confused.

All the scripts that had been rehearsed in my mind for hundreds of games before were all scrapped.

He thought about being Li Yiren's friend, Li Yiren's subordinate, Li Yiren's chef, and even Li Liren's male servant. He thought about all kinds of roles, but he never prepared for Li Yiren. A bloody script like her boyfriend.

Chen Mo mechanically turned his head and stared at Li Liren: "You, what, what, everything!"

Li Liren was overjoyed, and stretched out a finger: "The first sentence."

"What first sentence?"

"Stuttering first sentence."

Chen Mo was about to cry: "..."

Li Liren laughed and patted Chen Mo's shoulder: "Okay, okay, this sentence doesn't count, you haven't seen my parents yet."

Chen Mo secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Li Liren continued: "But I will introduce your identity solemnly as soon as you enter the door. You should prepare well and introduce yourself."

Chen Mo: "..."

The car drove all the way to the downtown.

During the Lunar New Year, Beijing, an ancient city, can be seen everywhere with a strong sense of the New Year.

Chen Mo turned his head and looked out of the window. It was his first time to come to the capital of the great motherland.

Originally, Chen Mo was looking forward to it, but now he was so nervous that he couldn't understand anything.

He could understand that it was a person outside the window, but he couldn't understand what that person was doing, and he didn't even understand what was written on the giant advertising poster hanging on the tall building.

It wasn't until the car slowly drove into the historic alley that Chen Mo realized that his breathing became more and more erratic.

I won't suddenly suffocate, will I?Chen Moxin said.

The car stopped in front of a quaint courtyard house.

Master Hu turned around and said with a smile, "Here we are."

"Well," Li Liren turned to look at Chen Mo, "We're home, let's get out of the car."

Chen Mo's heart was about to explode.

It took him a long time to open the car door, got out of the car with hands and feet simultaneously, and then looked up at the gate of the courtyard. There were two big lanterns hanging on the vermilion gate.

Li Liren put his arm around Chen Mo's shoulder and said, "Go, knock on the door."

Chen Mo swallowed, nodded, then took a small step forward, and knocked on the door lightly, the sound might be heard by mosquitoes.

Li Liren smiled and knocked hard a few more times. At that moment, Chen Mo thought that you should be gentle, and the paint would come off if you knocked so hard.

Soon, the door creaked and was opened.

Chen Mo subconsciously wanted to hide behind Li Liren, but fortunately, the last trace of bravery left by the village tyrant allowed him to stand where he was, but the shaking of his legs could not be stopped at all.

A middle-aged woman who appeared to be rich but very friendly appeared behind the door.

"You are finally home," Li Liren's mother smiled elegantly, she looked at Chen Mo, "You are Xiao Chen, right?"

Chen Mo nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Ah, ah, ah, auntie... hello."

Chen Mo: "..."

After waiting for a long time, I finally finished saying hello.

Li's mother smiled and let them enter the room. Li Liren tapped Chen Mo's shoulder, and gently reminded: "That's the first sentence, keep up the good work."

Chen Mo: "..."

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