I heard that you are very rude

When Li Liren was eating, he didn't dare to sit up straight. It seemed that he was really spoiled and spoiled, with thin skin and tender flesh, and it hurt a little if he touched it.

However, the chief culprit, Chen Mo, was not having a good life. As soon as he was at the table, he was severely scolded by his own mother.

"I can't even sleep well! Let's see who dares to marry you in the future! You'll be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

According to what Li Yiren said, last night he accidentally turned over and rolled out of bed, but Chen's mother didn't believe it, so she grabbed Chen Mo and asked non-stop. In the end, there was no way, Chen Mo said that it was Li Yiren who was kicked by him in sleepwalking .

Chen Mo didn't have the face to tell what Li Yiren did.

Li Liren was wronged, and Chen's mother comforted him. She not only scooped up a bowl of delicious local chicken soup for him, but also gave him the thickest chicken drumstick.

Li Liren took a sip of the soup, and his muscles and veins felt relieved. Don't be too happy when you are spoiled by your mother-in-law.

He glanced at Chen Mo, who was sitting beside him silently. Apart from a trace of complacency, there was also a trace of guilt in his heart. Seeing Chen Mo being scolded, he was more or less uncomfortable, so he put the chicken legs in his bowl into it. In Chen Mo's bowl.

Chen Mo looked up at him, he smiled and said, "You can eat."

Chen Mo's family is very generous. This year has not yet started. They have already killed two local chickens for two meals in a row. Not to mention other big fish and meat, they can be described as delicious dishes. After eating, Yan Yan hugged his stomach and beat Burp.

Lu Tianyi patted Yan Yan's back lightly, and said to Chen Mo, "Fortunately, we didn't stay for long, otherwise we would eat up your house."

Chen Mo smiled: "It's okay, you two can stay here for as long as you like."

Li Liren asked: "The two of them? What about me?"

"Hurry up and get out," Chen Mo immediately turned his face, "I'm so annoyed to see you."

Li Liren gave the gifts he bought to Chen Mo's family one by one, especially when he took out those golden jewelry, Chen's mother was frightened: "This, this is too expensive, auntie!" I can accept it!"

Cigarettes, clothes, everything is okay, Li Liren directly took out the gold jewelry, with this posture, those who didn't know really thought he was coming to propose marriage.

Finally, under Chen Mo's persuasion, Mother Chen only accepted a gold bracelet.

After accepting it, Chen Mo was pulled aside and told him to treat Li Yiren well in the future and not to let Li Zhenren feel wronged.

After hearing this, Chen Mo just wanted to roll his eyes, for that old and unscrupulous person, it would be strange for him to suffer.

After a short rest at home, Yan Yan asked Chen Mo to take him around the neighborhood.

At first, Li Liren wanted Chen Mo to take them to the mountains to play, to see how he played when he was the king of children.

Chen Mo felt a little ashamed, so he just took them out of the village and wandered around in the nearby farmland.

It rained a lot last night. It cleared up during the day and the air is fresh. However, the roads in the fields are full of water, and the roads in the fields are not easy to walk.

Chen Mo walked in the forefront on his own territory, he wanted to go around the farmland, look for places with water sources, and see if there were any frozen fish.

There were stones piled up on the ground from time to time on the road, Chen Mo asked everyone to avoid walking, so as not to slip on the stones if they were not stable.

When he walked to the edge of a stream, Chen Mo looked at the thumb-sized fish in the clear water, and said: "If there are fishing nets, take them home, deep-fry them in hot oil, and add some capers to serve with them." White rice porridge is enough for a meal."

Both Yan Yan and Lu Tianyi grew up in big cities, and had never seen such an environment. The two squatted by the stream, picked some long grass, and tried to tease the fish in the water.

Li Liren has never seen it himself, but he wanted to pretend to be big. He happened to have a big rock at his feet. After he kicked it away, he saw a black thing underneath. He thought it was a branch, picked it up and walked towards the water. : "Look at mine, I can pick out fish."

Lu Tianyi snorted, turned around and was about to say something to Li Weiren, when he saw the "twig" he was holding in his hand, he moved back a few steps in fright: "Damn!"

Li Liren didn't know what happened, and was very proud, but he heard Chen Mo yell: "Throw it away!"

Only then did Li Liren lower his head to take a look, what kind of branch he was holding in his hand, but a hibernating snake.

In this wilderness, snakes are everywhere. Some of them hide in tree holes, some hide in holes in the ground, and some lie directly under rocks.

When Li Liren saw the snake just now, the snake was still hibernating, motionless, it really looked like a branch.

Seeing the snake "live", Li Liren shuddered all over, and he didn't move, staring at the snake head, one person and the other snake.

Chen Mo strode over in three steps at a time, grabbed the snake's neck and yanked it. The snake's smooth body slipped past Li Liren's hand, and Li Liren almost peed in fright.

Chen Mo grabbed the snake and threw it far away, then looked at Li Liren: "Are you two in love? Look so tight! It almost bit you!"

Li Liren: "..."

Yan Yan woke up in time: "It turned out that I was scared. I just saw the boss holding the snake and was unwilling to let go. I thought he was not afraid."

Lu Tianyi was still in shock: "Honey, you think too much."

Scared by the snake, Li Liren couldn't come back for a long time. Chen Mo saw that he was out of his mind, and sent him home early.

As soon as he got home, Li Liren squeezed half a bottle of shower gel to wash his hands, finally couldn't hold it anymore, took a hot bath, drank a bowl of ginger soup made by Chen's mother, and finally suppressed his shock .

"useless."

"You are timid."

Chen Mo looked at Li Liren curled up in bed to keep warm, and said with contempt.

Li Liren didn't come out again until dinner was served at night.

"Boss, I thought you were moldy," Yan Yan said as soon as he was on the table, "The three of us went fishing in the fish pond in the afternoon, and I asked you to go, but you didn't go, it was fun."

Li Liren couldn't hold back his face, took a sip of hot tea, and said stiffly, "What's so interesting about fishing in fish ponds, I have also fished in the sea."

Father Chen knew that Li Liren had caught the snake, so he brought out a bottle of self-brewed ginseng wine: "Xiao Li, why don't you drink some with uncle?"

In the transparent wine bottle were not only ginseng, notoginseng and other traditional Chinese medicines, but also a snake.

Everyone: "..."

"Hey, Dad, Dad!" Chen Mo trembled when he saw Li Yiren, "He's not used to drinking this, let's try something else!"

In the end, Chen Mo brought out a pot of rice wine, heated it up, and it tasted lukewarm.

Father Chen asked his youngest son to drive the car for Lu Tianyi, and then everyone else got drunk.

"Come on, it's cold, let's drink some hot wine to warm up." Father Chen presided over.

Lu Tianyi and Yan Yan were going home tomorrow, so they drank with Father Chen.

Chen Mo didn't know how much Li Yiren was drinking. Anyway, when he was drinking to the end, Chen Mo saw Lu Tianyi and Li Yiren talking with his father shoulder to shoulder. The three of them were brothers.

Chen Mo sighed, let him go, then turned and went into the kitchen, trying to help clean up the dishes, but was kicked out by his elder sister.

"Go, go, where is the kitchen where you men stay? Go drink with them!"

Chen Mo came out of the kitchen with both feet, just stood still, and was taken aback for a while, what is it that he serves Li Liren every day to eat and drink?

He went back to the table and drank a glass. The warm wine gulped down his throat and drank into his stomach, making his whole body warm up.

He took off his down jacket, put the cup on the table with a bang, and pointed to his brother: "Go and get me some bowls."

Then he looked at Li Liren again, and said with a smirk, "Shall we have a drink?"

Chen Aotian, the leader of Chenjiacun, has a slightly dark skin. It was exposed to the wind and sun all year round when he was a child, and he did farm work in the fields. With a ruffian smile, Li Liren was a little crazy.

Little things are a little bit wild.

"Do you want to drink?" Chen Mo bit his lower lip when he saw Li Liren staring blankly, and asked again.

Hold……

Little thing, don't make such foul moves in front of me!

Li Liren's heart jumped suddenly: "Drink! Come!"

With a few bang bangs, several large bowls were placed on the dining table.

Chen Mo picked up the jug, filled each bowl with wine, and then raised his eyebrows at Li Liren: "We locals drink water and wine, bowl by bowl, and the cups are not enough!"

After all, he pushed the bowl in front of the others, only Chen Mo's father picked it up boldly, Li Liren and Lu Tianyi's eyelids twitched, and then they looked at each other, did they really drink from the bowl?

Seeing the two of them chattering, Chen Mo clicked his tongue, held the big bowl higher than the tip of his nose, raised his chin slightly, and gulped down the first bowl of wine.

Seeing that the little things were provocative like this, Li Liren couldn't sit still anymore, and he also picked up a bowl: "I will reward you with a bowl."

After all, pour it into the throat.

The situation was opened again by Chen Mo, and the enthusiasm for drinking at the table was brought to another high point by Chen Mo.

After one night, several people drank groggy and staggered. During the period, Lu Tianyi even vomited from drinking. He lay on the side and let Yan Yan take care of him. After he sobered up for a few minutes, Chen Mo's younger brother drove him away. Go back to the guest house.

Li Liren's bladder was about to explode.The alcohol content of water is low, and drinking too much is not only irritating, but also easy to hold on.As soon as he got up in a hurry to urinate, he ran to the toilet, and happened to meet someone inside, and he had to curse secretly: "Fuck..." It seemed that he was about to lose control.

"Let's go, let's go outside!"

At this time, Chen Mo's voice came from behind.

Li Liren looked back and found that Chen Mo was about to untie the belt, and he must have been in a hurry.

Li Liren asked, "Is there a public toilet outside?"

Chen Mo smiled: "You will know when you keep up!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Mo ran out first, and Li Liren followed up.

The two ran out the door, and then circled around. Chen Mo stood still in front of an abandoned dilapidated mud house, whistled and began to untie his belt.

Li Liren: "...what are you doing?"

"Piss," Chen Mo grinned. We country people are not that particular. I didn't pee at the door of my house, so I was doing my filial piety!Don't worry, this house has long been unoccupied! "

After talking about the sound of rushing water, the village bully looked very contented.

Li Liren: "..."

Well, do as the Romans do, learn a little bit yourself.

So the two men stood side by side to discharge the water, the scene was very funny.

Li Liren felt that after the two of them had such a friendship, Chen Mo would let him go when they went back to the house, not to mention himself, even Chen Mo's father couldn't bear the alcohol and went back to the house to lie down.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he took a step into the hall, Chen Mo shouted: "There is still half of the bowl left! Let's finish it!"

Li Liren's face turned pale with fright: "Return, still drink?"

Chen Mo smiled brightly and flamboyantly: "Of course! There is no such thing as pouring back the wine that has already been poured out!"

Li Liren gritted his teeth and could only accompany him to the end.

The last half bowl of wine was the last straw that crushed the mule. After drinking it, Li Liren began to feel dizzy.

Are you growing too tall?

He felt like he was standing on a cloud.

How did he get back to the room in the end? He didn't remember at all. When he woke up a little more, when he opened his eyes, he was already lying under the quilt.

There was a candle burning in Chen Mo's room, the candle was weak and swayed by the wind leaking in from the window.

Li Liren turned his head and saw Chen Mo watching the video on his phone.

Li Liren's head was so heavy that he couldn't even lift it up. He frowned and asked, "What are you looking at? A pornographic film?"

"Look at the king of comedy."

Li Liren snorted: "It's such an old movie, you still watch it? Are you not sleepy? Why don't you sleep?"

"I can't sleep," Chen Mo stared at the phone, laughing while watching, "I'll be refreshed after drinking too much."

Li Liren closed his eyes, trying to find the feeling of sleeping again, but he closed them for 5 minutes, and there was no tendency to fall asleep at all, but the sound in his ear was getting closer and closer.

Li Liren opened his eyes, and Chen Mo's face was close at hand.

"What are you doing?"

Li Liren was taken aback, no wonder the voice was getting louder, the little thing didn't know why he suddenly leaned his head over.

"I'll see if you're really sleeping or pretending to be asleep." Chen Mo smiled, his smile was very bright, the little red dot on the tip of his nose, the fluff on his cheeks, Li Liren could see clearly.

"Of course I'm really sleeping. Why should I pretend to be sleeping? I just can't sleep."

Chen Mo snorted, "Only your guts."

He moved back, lifted his chin, and looked at Li Liren with a condescending feeling: "I said you are interesting? Huh? You obviously want to, but you are not honest. You are not as good as a 20-year-old boy like me." something!"

Chen Mo sneered again: "I've been teasing me all this time, I just dare not do it!"

Li Yiren didn't know why Chen Mo said such words suddenly, before he could reply, Chen Mo's face was infinitely enlarged in his eyes, and finally, Chen Mo took the initiative to kiss his lips.

Although it was only a little bit this time, it was enough to completely collapse Li Weiren's world, and then reshape it again.

Chen Mo straightened up, staring at Li Liren, with a hint of arrogance at the corner of his mouth.

Chen Mo turned around again, turned back to his side, then raised his hand to pinch out the candle, and the room fell into darkness instantly.

Chen Mo's proud voice came from the darkness: "Hey! The movie is over! I'm asleep!"

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