ordered to wear books

Yu Yichuan immediately curled up his fingers, and hit the bully on the head with a few chestnuts, "You bully, you're the only bully, I've never seen a bully who can't fight!"

This melon seller is not usually too boastful. In his impression, Lu Hao is just a follower. He doesn't believe that this bug can evolve into a dragon in a few years.

"Hey Brother Yichuan, it hurts!" Lu Hao wailed and covered his head and hid.

Yu Yichuan said without emotion: "You still dare to hide, come here."

Lu Hao leaned over aggrieved, and Yu Yichuan knocked him hard twice, gritting his teeth in pain.

"It's right to be in pain, and only in pain can we have a long memory."

"Sister Xi didn't educate Brother Yichuan like this."

He still dared to mutter and refute.

Yu Yichuan raised his eyebrows, "Can I be like you, I'm not a school bully."

Lu Hao: "..."

High school is at a crossroads, the psychology is gradually maturing, and it is the period when teachers and parents discipline the most strictly. Those who are recalcitrant have the ability to put the majesty that once existed in fantasy into practice.

It doesn’t take ten or twenty years. Looking back after only a few years, you will suddenly realize: I was such a fool at the time.

Yu Yichuan's eyes fell on Kang Peng. Unlike Lu Hao, who was unrestrained, his brows were cold, and his delicate appearance could be glimpsed even with the bruises on his face.

There is the shadow of the school bully in the copywriting of the novel "Three Years of Killing, the School Bully Confessed to Me".

Looking at the two of them, Yu Yichuan said, "It's a bit of a novel CP."

Lu Hao chuckled, "The girls in my class wrote the novel based on me and Kang Peng."

Are you proud?

Yu Yichuan glanced at him indifferently, got up, "Let's go."

Lu Hao let out a cry, "Where are you going?"

Yu Yichuan patted the ashes on his butt, "I'll send you to the police station for two days."

Lu Hao didn't believe his nonsense. Although Yu Yichuan was out of tune, he was very used to him.

However, as soon as they walked out of the alley, Lu Hao and Kang Peng turned pale.

There were a few police cars parked not far away, and the gangsters who had just slipped away took up two police cars before them. Seeing them, the big flower arm opened his mouth, opened the car door, and moved his buttocks to make room for them.

Come on, big brother, let's fight for a ride.

Lu Hao: "..."

Kang Peng: "..."

The car door was slammed shut, and the police uncle stared at his arms, "Be honest!"

Yu Yichuan walked over, opened the door of the empty car, raised his chin at the two children, and signaled them to get on the car.

Lu Hao put his arms around Kang Peng's shoulders, and asked without giving up: "Are we really going to the police station?"

Yu Yichuan was overjoyed, "It's this time, why are you still struggling to send you to the hospital instead of going to the police station?"

Lu Hao glanced at him resentfully, "You are no longer the brother Yichuan who loved me."

"Have I loved you? I'm afraid you have been dreaming for the past ten years."

Yu Yichuan closed the car door and got into the co-pilot.

The little brother in police uniform politely called him Mr. Yu.

At first, Lu Hao thought it was reasonable for his cousin not to send him to the police station.

Judging from the phone calls that Huayi received, his cousin has some secrets behind him, and his energy is not small.No, even the police uncle was polite to him, like a big man behind the scenes in a Hong Kong movie.

Feeling that Yu Yichuan had become a little strange, Lu Hao also felt a little relieved. His cousin had always been a knife-mouthed bean curd, and he would not really die.

After driving for more than ten minutes, Yu Yichuan regretted that he shouldn't get in this car.

The two young people in the back row were as sticky as pear jelly candy, they never let go of their hands, and there was a familiar smell in the air.

Not long ago, Lou Jing flew back a batch of dog food from abroad, all in foreign languages. The beautifully packaged Yu Yichuan ate a small half of the bag as a snack. smell.

Opening the window, the cold wind poured in, Yu Yichuan finally felt better.

When the car stopped, Lu Hao was stunned again, "Where is the agreed police station?" Isn't this a hospital?

"If you want to go, I can let the police car come back and give you a ride along the way." Yu Yichuan walked forward first, "It's fine if you have thick skin, but at least help your little boyfriend deal with the injury."

When Lu Hao heard it, it was this reason, and he dragged Kang Peng to follow.

In the outpatient clinic, when the wound was being checked, the two explained the process of provoking the gangster in every detail.

Kang Peng's father was addicted to gambling and owed a lot of debts, and his family's money was stolen and disappeared.

Usury does not follow the principle of debt owner. When the old man disappeared, he would pester the wife and children, and come here every day to collect debts. The debt collectors are very skillful.

They have a group of gangsters under their hands, and they will come to make trouble if they don't pay back the money.

Call the police, it's useless, these gangsters are all good hide-and-seek players, playing guerrilla games with you, the police are not easy to deal with.

Yu Yichuan sat back on the stool, playing with the open-cap lighter, "Lu Hao, you are really good now, you can't learn, and you even smoke?"

"No smoking!" Lu Hao wanted to survive, "I'll just use a lighter to pack it."

Yu Yichuan understood, "School bully."

Lu Hao: "..."

"Xiaokang is good at studying?"

Kang Peng was not as shameless as Lu Hao, "It's okay."

Lu Hao couldn't see him being modest, "It's okay, it's 985."

Yu Yichuan sarcastically said, "Man 985, you are squatting at home."

Lu Hao never cared about his studies, his uncle and aunt were worried about him, and he almost quit his job after graduating from junior high school.

Yu Xi insisted on a relationship so that his uncle could buy him into the current high school.

Yu Yichuan picked up his thumb, and the lighter opened the lid and made a "ding" sound. He stared at the flames and said, "Xiaokang 985, Lu Hao, I don't ask much of you, just go to university."

Kang Peng didn't understand what it meant, and Lu Hao who was beside him screamed violently, hooked his shoulders and pecked his face fiercely, just in time to kiss Kang Peng's wound.

Then it was hammered.

Lu Hao smiled stupidly, he knew that this was the condition for his cousin to solve the usury for Kang Peng.

Well, happy!Two more kisses!

Looking at the young and flirtatious Yu Yichuan: "..."

What's the matter, bullying his lonely family, Lu Hao, you have to rely on your sister-in-law to solve all the troubles of your little boyfriend, do you know that?

The content of indoor dog food exceeds the standard, causing extreme discomfort.

Yu Yichuan went out to pay the two of them.

Only then did Kang Peng ask in a low voice, "What does your cousin do?"

Lu Hao shook his head and said truthfully: "I don't know either. I just graduated this year. I heard that I am working in a state agency now. I don't know the specifics. It seems that there is some kind of secrecy system."

The unstoppable surprise on Kang Peng's face all involved the secrecy system, anyway, it's enough to know that it is very powerful.

Seeing the admiration in his eyes, Lu Hao said, "No matter how awesome my brother is, he still can't compare to me."

Kang Peng looked him up and said, "Your face has been swollen a lot, it's no wonder your face is big."

Lu Hao choked, and didn't go around in circles, "I have a partner, but my brother doesn't. Sister Xi often arranges blind dates for Brother Yichuan, and it's crazy. I think my brother will be like this in his life."

"Your brother still can't find a partner?"

"I, Brother Yichuan, was forced to have a straight man with cancer." Lu Hao told him a story, "When I was in junior high school, Brother Yichuan happened to be in the third year of high school. Once I went to school to find him, and there happened to be a girl who wanted to take it off. My brother, this high mountain grass."

"Have you seen the famous romantic scene that burns money on the Internet, on the ground—" He opened his arms and drew a big circle, "Lighted the love candle, covered it with rose petals, and just confessed to holding hands."

"I saw my brother coming out of the teaching building from a long distance, walking towards the girl holding flowers, then playing games, circling the candles, passing by the girl and coming to me."

"Can you imagine the feeling of being looked at by a woman like a nail in the eyes of everyone? I think I am the heroine of my mother's favorite romance drama. The girl who confessed is the vicious female supporting role in the drama." .”

Lu Hao felt his teeth hurt when he thought about it, although he later found out that his brother was wearing wireless earphones.

"I've thought about it." Lu Hao said seriously: "To be able to live with my brother's temperament, sand sculpture is a must, and being able to play games is also a must. You must also have good looks, be able to take care of others, and be able to calm down my brother. Also..."

"According to your conditions, your brother will be born alone." Kang Peng commented.

Lu Hao shut up and thought, eh, yes.

"No wonder my sister Xi is in a hurry. The sister-in-law who meets the conditions only lives in novels."

Lu Hao thought about it and thought it was impossible, "I have to mention my brother."

At the hospital payment office, after Yu Yichuan swiped his card, he received a message from Lu Hao.

Lu Hao: Brother Yichuan, I have already screened for you the sister-in-law who is suitable to spend the rest of your life with you. The conditions are as follows:

Heh, what the hell, you dare to make demands on your sister-in-law. Is the country you can choose if you want?

Just as Yu Yichuan was about to reply, the message from the other side came again.

Lu Hao: Sand sculpture, good at playing games, good looks, good at taking care of others, able to hold you together... (Dozens of items are omitted below)

Yu Yichuan's pace was slightly slow. He took it as a joke, and didn't deliberately substitute someone, but he went through the conditions.

I feel a little strange in my heart, why do I feel that Lou Jingxing seems to be in line with it?

Lu Hao: Of course, both Kang Peng and I believe that such a sister-in-law does not exist

Lu Hao: So we think, Brother Yichuan, you should dig your fish pond wider and deeper, don’t limit yourself to the opposite sex, men can also work together

Lu Hao: When you meet someone who meets the requirements, regardless of gender, just get married/thumbs

Yu Yichuan: "..."

There is a fur child at home, what should I do?

Hit it.

Yu Yichuan turned around and dialed, "Hello, Auntie, I found Lu Hao."

"Don't worry, I've already brought you the man. He's waiting for you and uncle to be summoned in the fourth room on the right hand side of the third floor below you. Hurry up, or you'll have to slip away again. "

After talking on the phone, Yu Yichuan walked to the vending machine on the first floor to buy a bottle of drink.

Leaning against the wall, he clicked on the novel "The School Bully Confessed to Me for Three Years", read a few chapters, and then walked back slowly.

After returning to the original room, there was a slight movement in it.

Yu Yichuan heard from his sister that his uncle and aunt met through table tennis when they were young.

Well, Uncle and Aunt's mixed doubles match can be seen just by listening to it.

School bullies can't escape their parents' whips and slippers.